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tillaman:Nah hungry dey worry that one. Hope you enjoyed this episode bro. Love you all ![]() |
isjames:Abi o my brother.... No mind Brah Blessing and mumu talk... ![]() |
Mattins:Thanks FAM... Will be giving you guyz back 2 back ![]() |
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Calabar girls all the way ![]() |
Ann2012:Soonest baeby |
Ann2012:Done baeby.. |
Episode 9 Everyone in the compound started coming out to see what was going on as they asked their selves what was going on. "Pampampam, Brah Segun open this door". Aunty Vero said as she knocked on Brah Segun's door. "He no go open this door o! Make wuna tell am make him give me my money first!". The lady inside Brah Segun's room ranted. I stood one side watching what was going to happen next. "Happy Day! Brah Segun will be disgraced". I said in my mind . I will Video this scene and send it to Instablog9ja, Lindaikejisblog, TundeEdnut, Yabaleftonline and Naij.com with a brutal caption. They will publish it and Brah Segun will be globally humiliated. Shebi you say you don't want to have sense. "Madam abeg, just allow am open the door first, him go settle you". Aunty Vero pleaded. "I go slap you you o! Leave my shirt". Brah Segun ranted. "Oyah slap me! Slap me!" The lady shouted. "Aunty abeg nah, shey nah we dey beg you". Aunty Vero convinced and other neighbors joined her. Few minutes later, the door was open and Brah Segun jumped outside as the lady jacked his cloth. "Leave my cloth, make wuna tell her make she leave my cloth". Brah Segun ranted. "Give me my moni! make wuna tell am make him give me my money! Oshofree! after he fvck me finish, he no wan pay. Dem dey carry ashawo for free?". The lady cried out. "Eyawe! Eyawe kumama! Eyawe Eyawe kumama! Kumama kumama kumama! Kumama kumama kumama!" I sang in my mind as my body is sweeting me. Naked him, tear his boxers". "Oyah leave his cloth, him go give you your moni. No be your moni you wan collect? Him go give you just calm down". Said Brah Blessing my other Neighbor. Imagine a man bearing the name "Blessing". So weird. "No leave am! He will run! He's a thief!" I said in my mind as i kept starring at Brah Segun Sagging boxers. If you see how dirty the boxer was, Kai! you will never greet Brah Segun. The lady left his cloth, stood and frown in anger beside him. Everybody was shocked with what was going on. "Brah Segun! Ashewo? And cannot pay?" They all wondered, because if you see the way Brah Segun do carries himself in that compound, you will think he is worth fifty billion Naira. Most especially when he goes round to collect NEPA bill money from us, he will tight his face like as if he want to shit strong shit. "How much is the money". Brah Blessing asked the lady. "My money nah Ten thousand naira". She replied. "It's a lie o! It's six thousand five hundred we bargain". Brah Segun lamented. "Shut up your dirty mouth, you even have mouth to talk, fool! Brostitute! Oloshofree like you!" I ranted in my mind. "Ok, Brah Segun bring the Six thousand five hundred that you have". Said Brah Blessing. "I don't have any money with me here now, i left my wallet in the office and it contains my ATM also". He replied. "Nah Lie! Big lie! Aunty hold him tight! He's a thief!" I said in my mind as i pretend pressing my phone. "I no go gree all this story o! You no get money naim you even dey use annoyance fvck me! You no even fear God". The lady wailed out and jacked Barah Segun's boxers this time. Squeezed it to the extent that it turns to G-String pant on him. "Yes! Na so! Jack am well! Naked am!" I said in my mind as i stood aside starring at Brah Segun and his Girlfriend (laughs). "Leave my boxer o, make wuna tell am make she leave my boxer o!" Brah Segun shouted. "Wetin you go do, wetin you wan do! I no go leave am! Do wetin you wan do!" The lady said as she rolled and squeezed the boxers and punched Brah Segun on his back. "Brah Blessing! Atin you dey hear bah! If i beat am make wuna no say i beat woman o!" Brah Segun ranted. "Shut up your dirty mouth! Useless man. Nah to carry ashawo he sabi. But if nah to hang NEPA bill outside, e go be problem for you". I ranted in my mind. "Ok, you know what will happen? Brah Ola come closer, everyone come closer. Let's divide the money amongst ourselves and pay this lady to stop this embarrassment". Brah Blessing said. "It's wrong to say that Brah Blessing! It's very wrong! It's extremely wrong! Let's Brah Segun look for money and pay this lady". I yelled out this time. "He was shaa the one that brought her in. He must have the source to get money to pay for the service she rendered nah. Abi i join you fvck? Shishi, i no get" I added. "Brah Ola no talk like that nah, which kind talk be that one. No be man you be? E fit happen to you too tomorrow". Aunty Vero said. Why i no go talk like that Aunty Vero. I join am fvck ni? I look like person wey dey carry ashawo? If nah to hang NEPA bill outside make NEPA see am, Brah Segun no go do am. But if nah to collect money round com use am carry ashawo come house, e sabi am wella". I added. "Thunder fire that your mouth Brah Ola, you will never have peace. Me chop NEPA money Abi what do you mean. Walahi, me and you will have problem in this compound o!" Brah Segun said. "Problem? Me and you be friends before? E be like say something dey worry you. They say birds of the same feathers flock together. You see me for ashawo house before? I fired back. If you know say you pay NEPA bill, hang the bill outside make NEPA see. Abeg make wuna no involve me for this dirty matter abeg". I added and walked into my room and shot the door. I was hearing lots of shouts and murmur outside. "Assuming this idiot truly paid this NEPA bill now, shebi there will be light and i will play music on my Home Theatre to block this noise. Idiot fellow!". I said. ______________________________________________________ Kindly Drop Your Comments and Follow. ______________________________________________________ |
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Olarewaju89:Snipper |
My baeby |
reccy:Thanks man... More update soon come. |
Onome My Landlord's daughter coming soonest! ![]() |
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legendine:No vex bro.... I wnt do that again. ![]() |
isjames:I won't bro... Promise but if is to forgive Brah Segun, forget it... ![]() |
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isjames:Before nko... If you know how i hate Brah Segun since then, that i can even donate him to Nafdac to be used to test new drug. ![]() |
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legendine:Love this comment. But bros, you said I was wrong! |
Thank you 6000 Family.
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emmydiamon:You dey bobo me abi... That mean say your dick go don shrink nah ![]() |
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Episode 8 That mood when Asa's Bibanke plays in background. I then looked at the mirror, i was looking like one agbero guy that bottle was smashed on his head with the way my swollen head and Sandra's mensuration blood on it made it looked like that. Then i rushed to the Toilet with immediate alacrity and washed my mouth continuously. Brushed my mouth with toothpaste. Went into the kitchen and took the whole salt and pour it inside my mouth. "You will kill me today! Sandra! Kukuma kill me! I want to die!". I cried out. "Baeby I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault, because my period is not suppose to flow today. Its supposed to be next tomorrow". She said (sobbing). "Trailer will jam all your entire family! So you want to use me for ritual abi! No wonder! I have been suspecting that when you brought cooler of food. Did i tell you i was hungry! Did i (kick Sandra and cried louder). See my bed sheet! See my bed sheet! Who sees you like this will think you are beautiful, not knowing you are a beast! Common Always Sanitary Pad, you can't even afford!" "Why are you saying all this nah, I said I'm sorry". She said as she covers her face with my pillow and sob. "How can I get Jik or Hypo now to wash my mouth". I thought. "Oyah! Pick everything of yours, including that dirty pant that cannot even buy kekenapep not to talk of Benz. Pick everything and use the door. Now!". I ranted. "Please i will like to use your Toilet, i want to wash myself". She pleaded. "In this house! I don't think you're normal. You are drunk! Your brain has sank. You need Rehab. Pick your dirty pant and get out!" She then sluggishly picked her pants, wore it and wore her trouser on it. And everything feels like nyama! Stinks!. "please, help me zip my top from the back". She said as she wore her top. If i slap you! You will be releasing sperm not blood again. Get out my Friend! Oloshi! olo orun! ato ole! She took her cooler and left as i jam the door behind her and cried furiously. Why me? Why is all this happening to me? Can't i cheat in peace? Abi is it Funke that Jazz me? Because all this our Yoruba girls i don't trust them at times o. Maybe she have given one baba the contract to spy on me with his 3D screen and burst my tournament all the time. Abi i need to pray before cheating? Haaahoooohuuu! (Crying). Next Tomorrow is Christmas now, look at my head, Swollen like double of Donjazzy's head. In fact! I no dey cheat again. That day, i bought Mouth wash, bitter leaf and chewing stick to wash my mouth. But still yet, i wasn't feeling comfortable. I felt irritated as i vomited consecutively. "Sandra! You will not have peace!. I said in my mind as i brushed. ********* It's a new day, i was still on bed when i heard shouts from outside. "Give me my money! I swear i no go leave you! Give me my money! After you fvck me finish, you com dey tell me story. You think say i be mumu abi". I heard. "Fvck?" I asked myself as i jump off the bed and rushed outside to see what's going on. Guess what! The noise was from Brah Segun's room. How happy i felt... That mood when DJ plays Kizzdaniel's peperimpe peperimpepe... Barah Segun! No go dey do pass yourself! In background (Laughs silently). ______________________________________________________ Kindly Drop Your Comments and Follow. ______________________________________________________ |
emmydiamon:Abi bro... Swear say you too no dey cheat... ![]() |
ericsmith:Abi... But i no fit dey make my fellow man wey get hair for chest dey drill my nyash with cream... No! I cover my nyash with the blood of Jesus. ![]() |




