₦airaland Forum

Missyford31:
Lol.
As for me I only use scented creams on my skin and a little mascara. Maybe sum lip balm. I keep my real nails nice n paint them but no fake nails, lashes n foundations n all that stuff. Is waste of money n y ppl wanna look like dolls beats me

It's moderate I guess
At least it's in order

Not looking like doll

cfree14:
This should serve as an advice to all guys. Make sure you know the "real face" of your woman in the course of dating before you proceed to marriage.

Sincerely bro

And the worstest of the worst is when you even approach them with the paint on, they still play hard to get like they are any different from an escort who stands by the road looking all attractive just to catch a customer for the night

Being picky upon how they themselves are not totally realistic

The worst of it all is when the man gets married to the woman and has never seen her with no make up on

After wedding and he sees her without the make up, he gets shocked

Vyzz:
Just put hand for pocket...

It will not reach the bottom

For you or for Boseman's family?

Vyzz:
Rest in peace chadwick Boseman...

Pls support his family with anything u can...

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But you funny sha
Lol

This cracked me up real good
Very funny guy

ZINIBANKS:
Was born the following year air-plane was invented

Really
Lol

themaestro08:
For me its different tactics and strategies, but my preferred one is:

•i see a girl i admire, either on the streets or at a queue (wherever) - I simply approach her politely, initiate a little chat and at the end we exchange contacts. Later I will call, remind her am the guy she met earlier and as they say the rest is history

Nice one

ZINIBANKS:
So there's sleeping pills in women's breast right
Have been holding this hockey stick since afternoon I wish you're near me

Lol

Rip Chadwick

Wakanda Forever

Marvel will miss you
We will miss you

Amos1423:
What had Karma done again? Some whom they're celebrating as legend?

Are you in Nigeria?

I wonder why he was arrested and sentenced o

Bill Cosby was celebrated, awarded with over 20+ awards from different university and Institutions

A legend, a billionaire

But he is serving time in prison for rape

Am in Nigeria, if he is as corrupt as they said, then he deserves the years he got to serve

I come in peace

Na this kind thing dey give me joy

Am very happy for what Karma has done in him
Everyday is for the thief, one day is for the owner

If it were Nigeria, he would have made away with this crime but na UK, no nonsense, sentenced sharply


Money laundering is a big offense o, but it just that Nigeria don't punish Wella na why it seems small if a crime

Ordinary Tax evasion dey send person go 10 years in prison you con steal govt money

Let him pay for what he did o

Everything na girl
But it's too far-fetched

Far from real, Harvard and Oxford graduate?

Zzor:
just seeing him,i will know

I hope that you find what you are looking for

Zzor:
just seeing him,i will know

Wow
Deep

Zzor:
stop wasting your time if you are not a virgin man,virgin men are so adorable,i won't stop or relent in my search for a virgin man

Lol
What if he lies
It's not easy to know that about a man

Zzor:
stop wasting your time if you are not a virgin man,virgin men are so adorable,i won't stop or relent in my search for a virgin man

Really?
Well it's your opinion and what you want

pcguru1:
Exactly , companionship and friendship matters alot before love

100 percent
Love won't sustain the relationship or marrage for too long it's the time well spent, the jokes, laughter, plays and so on

Not that you have joke small joke, aunty have started cursing you

Or uncle has give you two slaps

Lol

pansophist:
1. I will hold you responsible. Nothing like, " but I'm a woman", and those shaming tactics of " but really men do this".

2. Be feminine. I cant over emphasize this enough. Be submissive (not to be understood as tyranny/subordination), nurturing, and respectful. Dress nicely, talk calmly, be beautiful and carry yourself with grace.

3. Not feminism (not to be confused with egalitarianism) in my house. If you want to drag equality with me, then we wont even be in a relationship in the first place.

4. Be slim. If I cant carry you, I cant marry you. Being obese is not plus size, or does sugary words to sugarcoat taking responsibility of your weight.

5. Have a good relationship with your parents, especially your father. Its important.

6. It's okay to expect hold me responsible for your subsistence, but its not okay to be a leech.

7. Narcissism, arrogance, being high maintenance, delusional, and bringing only sex to the table is not a contribution. And oh, I hate drama.

8. You must like adventure, travelling and have no aerophobia. Also, it's better if you're not an introvert, and can relate smoothly with people from different cultures and background.

9. Smoking, drinking, tattoos, profane diction, seductive dressing, and just generally being crass is a no no.

10. Respect yourself.

Wow
You are very picky o

But it's what you want

pcguru1:
The person will die of laughter, cuz i like to dey insult people jokingly.

It's nice
It makes relationship and marriages interesting when we joke and laugh about things not frown

Durentt:
If you are interested in dating me, wait till after my studies (full stop)

Not bad

You na real nigga

flyingpig:
I've faced numerous betrayals by a past gf and several male friends at different points. The dating own had a serious catastrophic effect on my academics, so ocassionally I tend to show paranoia ( lack of trust and palpable fear ), and I can become very suspicious.

I wouldn't tell her this but I expect her to always re-assure me of her innocence when the paranoia sets in. Lol girl wey no love you go quit the relationship before it gets started, so that would be a test. But I'd definitely tell everyone this, as a warning.

But on my own part I'll try to regain confidence in dating and build trust so as not to be suspicious but make I no lie these daughters of eve are rarely trustworthy. Lol this is not me being paranoid, it's the truth.

Yeah
It's the truth

Sometimes when the one who love us knows exactly what we want, it tends to make relationship rosy

Telegram na home of scammers

Telegram is used easily to scam people

Chii59:
Stop wasting your time. It will end in tears... For you

Lol
I hope those crushing on you can see this and know not to waste their time

Stress is not good for the body

fuckingAyaya:
Stand in love with me don't fall in love with me.E get y

Lol
Why standing?

State any advice you will like to give to anyone falling for you


Who knows that girl on Nairaland that is crushing on you might find it helpful or that dude will take the advice for himself and do the needful

The guy name sef no fall in line with wetin he do
Lol

Omo see dressing of those days

If today own is like this

Tomorrow dressing go bad pass today own o

It's a common dogma for a guy to see a lady he admires and to go ask for her name and number

So, why don't we have some fun by sharing our experiences on how we toasted or wooed the girls we like.


I met a girl this year that I fancied but didn't want to outrightly talk to her,but she loved films, so as I dey give her film for my laptop I was initiating some conversations with her and I got to know her better.

I like to use situations to woo or get a ladies number,how about you?



Guys, share yours too

Confirmedzombie:
The same FFK who insulted a journalist. FFK wished Buhari death and now he is dead
May his soul Rest in peace.

Next time FFK should keep his mouth shut as nobody knows tomorrow.

What are you saying gan na

It's another Femi Kayode

Read it wella

WeNoGoDie:
An individual displays who he truly is when he's angry. Whether male or female.

If you want to know what people are, then patiently wait to meet them when they're angry.

Don't be fooled by their apologies afterwards.

You are very correct

The same with people who reveal all the secrets you kept with them when you fight with them.
They start blabbing all the things you talked with them that are obviously secrets the instance they fight with you.

They are jenjelous o

Very dangerous people

Why talk shitty, snitch and reveal your guy or girl inner secrets because of a fight you will settle.

That's why when we get mad at someone,let's argue what the issue on ground is not the issue you guys settled last year or how he stepped on you yesterday and you couldn't talk yesterday but kept it till today

I do run away from such people

He who runs from a fight lives to fight another day o

Miniso:
Dis one everyone is mentioning facebook, i taught instagram is the new trend, but the girl i wanted to take serious via instagram likes to beg alot, i just had to chop and jakpaaaa oh, pls oh i don't like stress.

Lol

Ajilla:
Dated one I met on Facebook for three months before finding out she was married and had 2 ex-husbands already.. she was just 32 at the time

Ewo

Nawa o