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Computers / Re: Anyone In Ibadan Willing To Swap 500gig SSD To 500gig HDD by BodyCount: 1:43pm On May 04
I have SSD.
I need HDD but you'll add 50k.
Ready?
Career / Re: Itel Takes S24 Smartphone To Nigerian Campuses With MTN,Imagine Cinemas & Google by BodyCount: 1:30pm On May 04
This yẹyẹ S24 has been in the market since last year and itel keeps relaunching it EVERYDAY!

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Crime / Re: Teacher Caught Having Sex With An 11-year-Old Student 2 Months Before Wedding by BodyCount: 12:59pm On May 04
EreluRoz:
Some nairaland boys wish they were in the young teenager's place. I've read comments like that from them.

I'm sure the boy don't even want her arrested. Men will never report rape they enjoy the sex hence the reason I don't believe in men's rape kos it has no negative effect on them.
Same as the ones that happened to you too have no effect on you. You only wail about it out of hypocrisy. If it really affected you, your BODYCOUNT won't keep increasing.

Education / Re: 30 Kwara Catholic Secondary School Students Scores Above 300 In 2024 UTME by BodyCount: 8:14am On May 04
Okay.

If not for this olodo generation, what's special about scoring above 300? I wrote jamb twice with 321 and 343.
Argue with your keyboard.

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Business / Re: Binance Founder Sent To Jail As Nigeria Awaits Extradition Of Africa Manager by BodyCount: 8:11am On May 04
After floating the naira (which is a good thing, because not floating it mostly favours abokís and BDC) , we blame binance for taking advantage of it?

FG just no get sense

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Crime / Re: Attack On Nurse: Enugu Assembly Moves To Regulate Activities Of Masquerades by BodyCount: 6:59am On May 04
Those thugs should be arrested and FLOGGED severely.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Workers Release Breakdown Of Proposed ₦‎615,000 Minimum Wage by BodyCount: 6:56am On May 04
Good
Crime / Re: Suspected Phone Thief Stabs Young Woman In Yobe, Now arrested! by BodyCount: 9:58pm On May 03
Chai! cry
This world is just filled with evil BASTÂRDS. Stabbing a stranger just because of phone.

He doesn't no mercy. They should just use the knife to cut of his two hands and one leg.

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Business / Re: Naira Closes 1,402/$ At Official Market As Dollar Demand Persists by BodyCount: 9:53pm On May 03
Kewtt:
Until we become a producing economy.... nothing done to the value of dollars will be sustainable. You can't build something on nothing
You're ignorant and illiterate to say this.
Nigeria is 5-6 largest producer or exporter of crude oil. This is enough for a country with good leaders. It's the same crude oil that many Arab nations are living large with. Don't let anyone fool you that Nigeria is not producing anything. All the countries of the world can't be producing gadgets.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 40 Malawians Arrested For Abandoning Israeli Farms To Look For Jobs In Town by BodyCount: 8:25pm On May 03
Righteousness2:
[i]Fake news..

Indians , Africans, philppines etc in very high numbers are queing to come to ISRAEL to replace the Palestines in Israeli farms.
Their numbers far exceeded what was needed in ISRAEL.

ISRAEL took off the palestines because investigation revealed many of them were involved directly and indirectly in the oct 7 massacre.
[i]
MUMU nonentity black slavē
What do you know about israel
Mumu wey never cross border or touch plane before dey talk about Israel.
Your stupidity is deep within your dna and incurable. OSU
Crime / Re: Young Lady Found Dead In Abuja (photos) by BodyCount: 8:19pm On May 03
Curious345:
Her body will be filled to the brim with forensic evidence .

Who is that !diot who placed grass on her body
Get sense na
What if her private part is exposed?
It's just for dignity sake

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Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by BodyCount: 7:19am On May 03
Goodday90:
you Yoruba people are very hateful beings
People are talking about their worse food,some people have mentioned Igbo food and nobody have gone tribal
You Yorubas eat and breath tribalism

Tufiakwaa
Mumu ewu
Are you not seeing how your fellow frustrated osu brothers are posting about Amala and ewedu.
Na una go first start, na una go still dey cry say person dey beat una
Mumu
Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by BodyCount: 7:16am On May 03
ChybuzzDD:


What's the trophy in exchanging words with a worthless, subhuman creature?

You belong to the jungle

Go back to your cage savage skunk
Celebrities / Re: Meghan Markle Dumps UK Trip With Harry, Heads For Nigeria Instead by BodyCount: 7:14am On May 03
Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by BodyCount: 6:13am On May 03
ChybuzzDD:


I have seen many yoruba commenters here declaring their hate for okpa and abacha, and no Igbo person has so far attacked them..

But hate-filled and animal-like tribal bigots like you believe any Igbo who doesn't like your ugly-looking ewedu & amala should be killed.

I'm not blaming you anyway; it's in your disgusting nature
Lol
See frustrated OSU mumu
Ewu
So from my comment, you cam know my tribe?
Mumu mumu
Igbos and mumu na 5&6
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian & U.S Troops Are Now Sharing The Same Base In Niger (Photos) by BodyCount: 9:29pm On May 02
grin
Crime / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Toheeb Eniafe Shot Dead Over Argument At Petrol Station In Lagos by BodyCount: 5:56pm On May 02
Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by BodyCount: 5:55pm On May 02
Zonefree:
Amala and Ewedu.
Osu pigs don't like it at all.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Displayed Captured Western Hardware From Ukraine by BodyCount: 9:42am On May 02
Remman:
Very funny...

So now war victory is determined by hardware captured and not cities conquered. Nice one! It's a great medal award for the war.
You won't understand as you lack wisdom and common sense

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Crime / Re: Lagos Residents Shun Pedestrian Bridges Despite Law Enforcement by BodyCount: 9:38am On May 02
I000Capacity:


Nice moniker
What's your my moniker ? cool grin
Crime / Re: Lagos Residents Shun Pedestrian Bridges Despite Law Enforcement by BodyCount: 9:37am On May 02
Goats
Business / Re: Biggest Mess Created In 2023 Was Naira Devaluation From N460 To N1,400-Dangote by BodyCount: 9:45pm On May 01
David160:
Slaves will soon attack him
Frustrated Osu pigs will continue to praise him
Romance / Re: Lady Arrives In A Casket For Her Prom Date (Photos) by BodyCount: 9:41pm On May 01
Okay
Phones / Re: Why You Should Not Pose Like This When Taking Selfies by BodyCount: 5:11pm On May 01
Urheadmaster:
angry

This is really an eyes 👀 opener.


For the gents that loves to pose for selfies, this is for una tongue
It's a lie
Na hoax from attention seekers
It's not possible
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Kills Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps Operative In Iran - Report by BodyCount: 6:41am On May 01
Beautifulday:
Israel no dey forgive
Arabs and Persians never forgives too.
Isra hell will be wiped out soon. Just watch...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Kills Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps Operative In Iran - Report by BodyCount: 6:40am On May 01
Newton2024:
Israel has started killing Iranian terrorists on Iranian soil. That's a good development.
When Iran continues to kill THOSE terrorist pigs, you terrorist apologists will cry blood.
Career / Re: Two Workers Caught On CCTV Performing Rituals In Office (video) by BodyCount: 6:36am On May 01
illicit:


Ole l'everybody
Eni tile ba moba ni barawo...
Ole niẹ and maybe people around you, but definitely not everybody.
Travel / Re: Lagos Receives Pelumi Nubi’s Car At The J Randle Centre by BodyCount: 7:13am On Apr 30
cool
Business / Re: Why Naira Depreciated By 23% In 4 Days — Currency Dealers, Analysts by BodyCount: 7:12am On Apr 30
PotatoSalad:

Save your dollars and keep only money you need for day to day runs in naira.
I said something about the naira appreciating two weeks ago as CBN abracadabra, some people came for my head.
No country's currency increases in value without production, investment and export.
Naira will go to 2k and beyond.
It's not even a prayer cos everyone is affected one another. But keeping your money in USD gives you an upper hand.
You guys should stop all these nonsense thinking of Nigeria not being a producing country.
Nigeria is the 5-6 largest producer in the world.
This is what most Arab countries are enjoying life with.
Nigeria's problem is corruption and mismanagement.
Religion / Re: No Prophet Married Only One Wife In The Bible - Olatosho Oshoffa by BodyCount: 7:09am On Apr 30
SlavaUkraini:


My mother is a useless ugly old hag olosho
My father is a drunkard old fôol [/b]
Oloriburuku.... Idiot

You are nothing but a Stupid Animalistic Buffon...

The next time you see your Ashawo Mama tell her that my dog 🐕🐕🐕 says hi....

Your Ashawo Mama is a regular customer to my dog and every other dog in my neighborhood....

My dog slept with your Ashawo Mama 2 days ago and she was screaming like the total prostitute that she is....

She confessed to my dog that she would never had slept with your animal father, if she had met my dog years ago....

Your Ashawo Mama even promised to marry my dog...

because the sucking, lickings and Fûcking she is getting from my dog is far better than the 2 minutes action of your Impotent animal father...

So very soon, my dog 🐕🐕🐕 would be your new Step Father

Death to you .... A foolish animal.

Untimely death to you and your entire generation...

Death to Islam and every supporter of Terrorism..

[b]Oloriburuku.... Idiot
Politics / Re: Attahiru Bafarawa: Bandits Forced Me Off 10,000 Hectares Of Land by BodyCount: 8:40pm On Apr 29
Really

Useless shameless old foól
You are part of the problem.

You had your chance and you were very corrupt.

Let this bastard tell us everything he did for his state as a governor.

Useless old foól.
Culture / Re: Masquerades Flog Nigerian Nurse Mercilessly, She Falls Into Gutter (Video) by BodyCount: 8:35pm On Apr 29
Orlu13:



mumu...ur day is coming... dem go use petrol light u up...dats d day u will know dat is not everybody dat u can treat dat way..animal
Oloriburuku wey want kill everybody
Na rituals dem go Carry you do last last

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