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Culture › Re: The Reality Of Double Bride Price In Akwa Ibom by BodyCount: 6:50am On May 07

Winnerfx:
You sound so bitter towards women. Why? You don't even sound like a man who would support a lady to uphold her virtue... Rest let real men who know how to protect women talk

You sound pained, guilty and frustrated.
How did you lose your own?
With indomie and fanta?

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Culture › Re: The Reality Of Double Bride Price In Akwa Ibom by BodyCount: 6:09am On May 07

The culture and tradition of bride price is for virgins...
All these useless and senseless culture taking advantage of it to rip men off is unfair...
I don't blame the shameless parents demanding huge bride price ON CHILDREN THEY DIDN'T EVEN RAISE OR TRAIN WELL,
I blame the mumu men paying it.
How many of these girls you pay huge bride price on do you marry as virgins?

Imagine paying huge on second-hand product .
You pay huge bride price on a girl that one guy use Indomie and fanta to deflower.
Or a girl that gave it out freely as birthday or Valentine gift.
GOD FORBID EVIL SPIRIT.

If I be una, we will do the math.
HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE DIVIDED BY HER BODYCOUNT.
If bride price is 1,000,000 and BODYCOUNT is 20,
What her parents will collect is
1000000/20 = 50k.

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Literature › Re: Help Me, One Smallie Is Trying To Snatch My Husband From Me by BodyCount: 8:18pm On May 05

tonystark007:
Growing up, I read a lot of stories from different platforms on Facebook, X, WhatsApp, Telegram and Instagram about women who stay with their cheating husbands

From my teenage years, I knew I would never be one of such women

I was always trending on instablog, gistlover, and other popular blogs, because of my belief and strong opinions.

I took on men, women, everybody, always arguing with them concerning my stance on cheating husbands & submissive wives

'I will never forgive my husband if he ever cheated' was my mantra
Either I cheat back or I divorce him

I told myself I was never going to be like my mother, who kept forgiving my father for his numerous sexcapades until she became a second wife

All the men I dated, I dumped them after they cheated on me but not before cheating on them back and deliberately allowing them to catch me in the act

Afterall, what a man can do a woman can do better...right?

I was a feminist to the core!!!

My last boyfriend I dated before I got married, I taught him a lesson he has never forgotten.

I cheated on him with his younger brother and let him catch us in the act. He never forgave me and I didn't care, afterall, he cheated first with a girl young enough to be my last born

Today, I'm here to confess that I am no different from the women I used to despise and loathe because they chose to endure instead of giving up and tolerate just for peace to reign

I’m now trying to save my marriage and there's nothing I can do about my situation but turn the other cheek

Right before my eyes, one small rat is trying to snatch the very man I swore an oath on the altar to love and cherish, through sickness and good health, till d3ath do us part

The worst part is, I brought her into my home!!!

A man who showed me that all men are not the same

One who doesn't do gender roles but believes in equality in the home and beyond

A man who cooks, cleans, does the laundry, and even the dishes and still provides all I want without complaining

A man who has never put his hands on me not even by accident. The true definition of a gentleman!

But today, I have realized that all men are indeed the same because why is one small rat trying to steal my man and she’s not even trying hard but he's already falling like a fool

This is a man I worked hard to build, suffered with when he had nothing…
suddenly, out of the blues, this husband snatcher who only just met him few months ago is already succeeding in robbing me of my husband's love and affection

Every day, If he hasn't heard her voice, he isn't himself, whatever he thinks she wants, without her even asking because she can't, he is running out to get it!

Once he finally has my time, this my cute daughter will come crawling up to the couch to sit or lie down between us just so her father can carry or play with her and neglect me

Meanwhile, it is I who carried her in my womb for 9 months, the only time she remembers me is when she wants to suck

But this man, even when he's in the office, he does video call to talk to his baby, weekend, he's always carrying her & even at night, she sleeps on the bed between us

Help me, my daughter is trying to snatch my husband from me. So, I'm birthing a boy next.

Get ready for your own rivals honey.
Two can play the game.

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

Men that ends up with girls with numerous exes and BODYCOUNT are really unfortunate pathetic losers. I really pity them.
Those girls are really a lot to deal with...
Shame no go fit make me dey take you out, I swear...
Imagine a girl with this shameless loose opinion that she must cheat back, and even sleeping with two brothers and could even come out to the public to say it full chest.
For me, I don't ever care about girls cheating, na your body. My own be say make I no just catch you, EVEN IF THE CHEATING WAS IN THE PAST...
You get luck say I nor know you or you be my inlaw, I swear, I'll do everything possible to end your marriage for this post alone.

I just detest loose people with a lot of BODYCOUNT.

I don't tolerate nonsense.
For me, life is very serious and deep.

Politics › Re: Senator Olamilekan Adeola (Yayi) Picks Up APC Gubernatorial forms by BodyCount: 6:47pm On Apr 28

Fekumzi123:
How do I pick up my own ticket please

Na chicken change for Nigeria Senators

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Politics › Re: Senator Olamilekan Adeola (Yayi) Picks Up APC Gubernatorial forms by BodyCount: 6:46pm On Apr 28

Mediocre and noise maker

Business › Re: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by BodyCount: 11:41am On Apr 25

The problem is not giving you an extension, it's the fact that, people like you will still come up with another excuse by that September.

GO PAY YOUR DEBT!

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Politics › Re: Okowa To Nwoko: "Anioma Belongs To South-south—full Stop" by BodyCount: 9:32pm On Apr 22

All these ex governors are just SHAMELESS ROGUES.
After rulling a whole state for 8 years, you'll still relegate yourself for just one small part

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Food Given To U.S Soldiers On Warships Near Iran (Graphic Photos) by BodyCount: 9:05am On Apr 17

As a soldier, if you are unfortunate to get posted to Iran, YOU'RE DEFINITELY ON A SUICIDE MISSION. Your chance of returning home intact is most likely uncertain. The USA government knows this, so they don't waste time on food. They are like prisoners and they're only treating them as one.

Botragelad un- righteousness2
Come and see your people

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Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Strikes Iran’s South Pars Petrochemical Facility In Asaluyeh by BodyCount: 4:53pm On Apr 06

StoryHaven:
Calling every other person you meet online MY papa name "OPONU" is a bad sign of improper training.

Back to Israeli/Iran issue,

In 1967, withing six days of war, all Arab nations fighting Israel ran to the United Nations to beg Israel for a seize fire, according to their spokesman, "Israel was fighting ten times her power"
Google Six Days War. Facts will jump at your face, boy.

There was no backup from any nation. Israel fought alone. Single handedly fightingabout seven Arab nations at the same time.

They didn't fight alone though, Yaweh went ahead of them.

There is a saying that goes, "History has a way of repeating itself "

The caution of hitting innocent civilians is what is restricting Israel. Iran by now would be a ghost town.

OF COURSE, I see the MY PAPA
OPONU junior is talking about 1967 grin

Weyrey, what's the difference between now and 1967, what Europe and USA did back then for those terrorists, USA, Jordan, Syria, UAE, Saudi and others are doing it now.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Air Force Munition Facility Brutally Blown Up by BodyCount: 2:59pm On Apr 06

One thing I love Iran for is that, they'll definitely strike the terrorists back and get their revenge in due time.
Wait for it...

Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Strikes Iran’s South Pars Petrochemical Facility In Asaluyeh by BodyCount: 2:57pm On Apr 06

StoryHaven:
You be d Mumu.

Israel did most of the attacks in this war. They are the ones who took out the Supreme Leader and his cabinets.
Israel is not a mate of any country in the middle east. And without the USA Israel will take on any nation in that region and succeed.

When it comes to technological war, no nation does it better than Israel.
The major problem Israel has in this war is that the Iranian masses are looking up to them and they dont want to disappoint them.
Unlike Iran forces shooting sporadically, Israel needs caution to minimise civilian casualties.

OPONU
Can Isreal alone match Iran in all-out war for just one hour without help from
USA
Jordan
Syria
UAE
Saudi Arabia and others.
That's all the countries that's actually shooting down 90% of the missiles Iran fires at those terrorists.

Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Strikes Iran’s South Pars Petrochemical Facility In Asaluyeh by BodyCount: 2:37pm On Apr 06

IbileIfe:
Israel does not need America to deal with Iran

Lol
MUMU
But they're always begging USA to help and help them bomb.
And also always begging usa and other to help them defend against them.
Keep fooling yourself.

Romance › Re: 50-Year-Old Single Man Sets Age Limit For Wife, Sparks Outrage by BodyCount: 7:58pm On Mar 26*

Beautiful.
He knows his value and worth.

The younger the better.

Men and women are not the same.

Many women in his age have already hit menopause and turned grandmas.

No matter your age as a man, if you want to marry any lady to build a family, NEVER GO FOR A LADY ABOVE 30.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Jews Now Looting Shops For Food by BodyCount: 10:55pm On Mar 24

Righteousness2:
[i]Useless FAKE Terrorists news is what you are doing somersault on.

Your Terrorists and facilities are being Virginized and Destroyed, you de Do back flip on Useess Terrorists fake stuff.

Qwantinue[/

Shame
Keep deceiving yourself

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Jews Now Looting Shops For Food by BodyCount: 12:12am On Mar 24

Where is un righteousness ?
Righteousness2 what do you have to say?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Jews Now Looting Shops For Food by BodyCount: 12:11am On Mar 24

Their slaves won't like this
They'll tell you it's propaganda or AI grin

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Romance › Re: Leonid Radvinsky Dies At 43 by BodyCount: 9:15pm On Mar 23

MissOpe:
Why not.....

Were we all not born naked.....?
Whats my business with what they choose to do to their bodies?
Them kill person?
Is sex not for pleasure, why are you demonising something that gives pleasure and real orgasm, who programmed you to endure pain and suffering so as to enter imaginary mansion made of gold

Please note, ill personally not engage in such because of health reasons not because i see anything wrong in it.....

This one dey feel imself
You go dey alright

Romance › Re: Leonid Radvinsky Dies At 43 by BodyCount: 6:56pm On Mar 23

MissOpe:
Sin js a human construct...

Evil is what's bad....

Will it be a human construct if your daughters and sisters and mother sign up on the website?

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Could ‘take Out’ Iran’s Kharg Island Any Time – White House by BodyCount: 6:53pm On Mar 23

ChristCee:
Even your father that is a MUgU knows better than all these lies you are cooking🤣🤣 it's time to move on boy, I am sorry for your loss but the fact is that Ayatollah is never coming back🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

This one dey mistake me for him parents.
You better wake up.

Romance › Re: Leonid Radvinsky Dies At 43 by BodyCount: 6:51pm On Mar 23

Think of any evil thing in this life on a global scale

And the terrorists you'll see anchoring it will be those TERRORISTS THAT CALL THEMSELVES god's CHOSEN.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Could ‘take Out’ Iran’s Kharg Island Any Time – White House by BodyCount: 9:54am On Mar 22

D1official:
When isreal strikes Iran they announce the names of those eliminated.. what stops your super power from doing same.

You need your senses more...

90% of the terrorist commanders are not even in Israel. They're either in Germany, Cyprus or Poland. Is that not how terrorists fights? They only leave their citizens to be killed.

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Could ‘take Out’ Iran’s Kharg Island Any Time – White House by BodyCount: 9:52am On Mar 22

ChristCee:
It is normal for losers to think just the way you are thinking, anything to make yourselves happy🤣 if Netanyahu or the IDF spokesperson or the IDF war minister were dead, no one could sensor that.

Or are you actually taking pride in that there is a possibility of unaliving a lot of Israeli citizens? Wow is that now what terrorists do? 🤣🤣🤣

So before you start shouting censor, know that an entire leadership hierarchy in your beloved Iran was sent to the abyss and every single political and war leader in Israel are still alive. With five fingers too🤣🤣🤣🤣

MUgU talking about striking and killing civilians.
In this war 90% USA and Israel terrorists have only been striking civilians, including schools.

Foreign Affairs › Re: State Of Emergency Declared As Iranian Missile Hits Arad In Southern Israel by BodyCount: 8:36am On Mar 22

This is very delicious news.

NO PEACE FOR THE TERRORISTS.

I said it yesterday that Iran will hit all their energy infrastructures and nuclear sites.

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING...

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 47 Injured As Iranian Missile Hits Israel Dimona Nuclear Facility (video) by BodyCount: 6:36am On Mar 22*

donleo92:
I have seen the video, I also saw same tape play out, when the Palestinians invaded Israel on October 7th, and since then Gaza hasn't been the same...

I just said I should take you down history lane...

Hope you wouldn't tell me Iran and Palestine ain't the same .

Remember Israel controls the sky of Iran, and they ain't doing indiscriminate bombing, or bombings residential buildings.

Hope when they start, you will not be angry when I pull up a video to show you right?

Control skies indeed grin

Una just like to dey MUMU unasef
Control where you dare not fly your planes, because Iran will bring it down. Is that one control?

So far, 2 Almighty f35 planes and many others have been shot down
Una no dey tire todey deceive unasef?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 47 Injured As Iranian Missile Hits Israel Dimona Nuclear Facility (video) by BodyCount: 6:30am On Mar 22

TERRORISTS AND LIES...

People always get injured. Nobody ever dies grin

When I said it yesterday that Iran will hit those terrorists' nuclear sites, some of their slaves and terrorists were quoting me and writing nonsense.
Una eyes don dey clear now or not ?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Could ‘take Out’ Iran’s Kharg Island Any Time – White House by BodyCount: 8:25pm On Mar 21

ChristCee:
🤣🤣🤣🤣they sent a whole supreme leader and his entire family to hell but no single leader in Israel has been unalived and ur here still making mouth.🤣🤣

Lol
Keep fooling yourself
Why did those terrorists censored the journalists? Banned filming of bombed sites etc?
Whenever Iran strikes like 20 terrorists, they'll tell their Media to report that only 2 were wounded. In reality, at least 20 terrorists have gone. grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Could ‘take Out’ Iran’s Kharg Island Any Time – White House by BodyCount: 7:04pm On Mar 21

D1official:
We are yet to see any top Israeli who was killed by Iran, the reverse can't be said of Iran...

Keep hyping them to oblivion...

Make una try dey use una head and sense
So you think it's only buildings that has been going down in Israel?
Why do you think Israel banned filming of bombed sites?
If iran wipe like 20 terrorists, their Media go report say only two wounded grin

Make una dey play grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Could ‘take Out’ Iran’s Kharg Island Any Time – White House by BodyCount: 7:00pm On Mar 21

walozanga:
How many people don die in Israel and how many don die in iran. Ogogoro no good for your health

Una no just like to use una head and sense.
Why do you think Israel is banning filming of bombed sights and have even arrested many journalists?
If Iran wipe like 20, dem go report say only two were wounded. Who is fooling who?
So, you think all those buildings taken down don't have people inside or the terrorist people body is now made of steal and is indestructible?
Dey play

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