Anyone trying to invade our Gambian motherland will be faced by our secret weapon: the deadly killer machete monkeys


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-0vbvy2ip4


Jammeh has much to teach the world. Including how to be a good doctor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=866kZleCTdo

And all the diplomats leaving. Great Jammeh will deal with that too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlFrv9edk0o


I am also getting reports right now that we have shot down 15 Senegalese jets. It is yet to be confirmed of course, but I highly doubt HQ would be lying to us. Our victory is within reach! For Gambia!


Great Jammeh is of course always open to diplomacy AND democratically elected, like he says himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITshYdgK3bM

SillyeRabbit:
Small man with small mind

Of course, that's why I am not the president. Great Jammeh is the president!

Tomorrow will be our victory day!

This will be Great Jammeh tomorrow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKmfHOPf3YU

And this is how we will celebrate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReLwUhNh2fU

Even dead giants like good ol' Idi Admin, the conqueror of the British Empire, will join us!

banggy:

if not greed, how will some one rule for 22 years and still want more even assuming he didnt lose?

Great Jammeh, or Jimmie as the chaps call him around here, was democractically elected. Not his fault a bunch of Nicaraguan saboteours rigged the whole election. He is our president and he will remain so until he dies, and then he will rule from beyond the grave, thus it is written. Let the Nicaraguans come, we are ready for them! Our president will lead us from the front lines. He is a great warrior and mighty in battle! There will be no dawn for the Senegaleses!

sniperr007:


Pity what? It's their country. Dey shud take charge of der future not run from it.

Screw you Nicaragua boy! I will defend my Gambian motherland with my last dying breath. Can't wait until those Senegalese frog bleeps start crossing the border so I can open up on 'em!

What a waste of oxygen!

Did they kill anyone yet? Getting bored over here. Just sitting at the border with a rifle right now. Worried the other boys are getting all the action. Command doesn't tell us squat.

NateHiggers:
I'm a young pretty lady, but what do you have to offer me? Are you really man enough to endure a full night of hardcore bondage sex, with whips, nuces and blood drinking, you know the usual stuff? Because to me you do not seem like a real man at all. You seem all weak and fragile. Like a little momma's boy. I bet you would break down and cry for your mummy after a night with me, ain't that right mama's boy?

It might not have been the answer you were looking for, but it sure is the answer you deserve. Now quit wasting a vampire lady's time.

You're right, this guy's brain is seriously bleeped up. It is embarassing even to watch.

frankloloko:
I just got home from a dentist , my 2k wasted for consultation and I've been from one hospital to another . I am really depressed I've bad breath caused by excessive drinking but I've been thinking I've hiv but scared to do the test . I am not sick but people insolate me even to my own workers . I only have problem of sleeping and it's almost one year now . I want to run a test on my body but not hiv . Hiv will be the last . PleAse what kind of test can I do to ensure I am still alive apart frm hiv test

Dear cuntflap, I can tell you those are not symptoms of HIV, but simple stress anxiety.