dowjones:


you know you can do all these in paradise if you blow yourself up

i can fvck you also

I'll be teaching you how to make a machine that produces 500 naira notes and runs on electricity.


Things you will need:


1. Source of electricity.
2. Airtime
3. Phone.

STEPS:

Just send your airtime to 070 iam afo ol. And sleep for 1 hour, you will find the machine magically on your bed.

Thank me later.

Don't worry buuhary will also give us vehicle that uses cow milk to function.

I'm the wisest Nler, all my threads are educative.

phemyhollar:
Cow

i go chop you

No be only Bobrisky na Bobmarley. Go find work do joor. Yeye

darol4real:
Bro it has a lot to do if you have a sensitive spirit mind

spirit for spiritual, spiritual for religion section.

what's this got to do with business section

My father just told me that his childhood Ahmed Buhari Nasiru mudered a female goat during sallah in year 1984...


I'm presently at home, come beat me.

Hollawayn05:


Do you know about Zero account? GTB run it Too

IDK. pls how do one open such?

.That dude can lie! what type of account can one open with N500

Lemme ask my oga weither those chibok girls have not share it with him.

chiefolododo:
Nigerians should start ignoring some people

Walaihi!

.See d guy head like one of those gernade we use at sambasi

Do anyone have her contact? Shekau needs her ASAP

slyIsaac:

a very dry joke tat you shouldnt attempt again...

THIS IS WHY I BOMB PEOPLE

OBTSubtle:
Bush.. C'mon man.. That's my granddaughter.. Be careful now, leave her be man..

AjFive:
Ladies of my choice? And can I use protection?!

sure

BiafraBushBoy:

k.

IPOD yoots not accepted on my thread.

firstking01:
Lmao

don't laugh your ass yet, you'll also need it.

olumaxi:
lol..wen u sef neva chop belleful

how come i'm using iPhone 7?

makydebbie:
you figa say I get your time?

This is why i bomb people

firstking01:
E for make sense o

the job is not hard. all you do is to plant bomb, simple!