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Happy New Year Famz, 2018 is gonna be a year of favor 4 all nairalanders IJN!

The Day Buhari became President

Ooni of ife is always everywhere maybe make we kuku invite am com Nairaland pool party make we swim together #justsaying

1,000 naira Airtime for anyone that can tell me why ladies cry during proposal cos we are proposing with rings not Hausa onions...

Let's settle it this 2017...

Shey dem dey fight b4 nii #publicstunt

Always like that when it's time to give financial reports #embezzlement

Sometimes I reduce my grandma's phone brightness to Zero,
and tell her she needs $250 to buy a new screen bulb.

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.

Boy: Why do you look so fat?

Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me

Boy: Is it a good baby?

Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.

Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Jealousy is when you see fowl having sex and you start throwing stones at them.

Are they in ur room??

Or is any of dem ur ex.

Today I saw two blind people fighting then I shouted

"I'm supporting the one with the knife",

they both ran away�

bionixs:
fun,though no psychia for Nsukka

Lol, just 4 fun bro

#endsars no story

sultanodudua:
So because i called you a lesbian you won't allow me rest. Do you know your father you daughter of a brothel.

oh sorry from all ur posts on nL have drawn a conclusion, u are the type that tribalism have eaten up ur soul, u are the sorrowful and lazy type that is always complaining abt d government, u and ur family living a miserable life and always looking for who to shift ur frustration upon, anyway thank God u found me "I can change ur miserable and frustrated life"

sultanodudua:
And your whorish mother.

dickhead like u, from a f**k bitch mother

sultanodudua:
Are you one.

u reminds me of ur father

sultanodudua:
Going by your posts i have come to the realization that you were born with a rare disorder. Accept my sympathy.

Lol, u think u can stop me from making my sarcasm comment "anyway learn to face ur business" takia

sultanodudua:
Your post resembles that of a ret.ard.ed person, It is off point and it has no bearing to the topic.

u never know anything, I'm just starting, u can goan jump to the lagoon "maybe na ur fada buy me data"

sultanodudua:
My fellow afonja moslem stop deviating from the topic.

stop fooling around, I'm not a moslem, what's ur problem with my comment, divert ur frustration to the government not me

Egein:
This is excruciatingly boring.

U have a serious problem sir, can't help you

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[b][/b]A mad man at Nsukka Psychiatric hospital climbed a tree and spent half of the day on that tree. All of a sudden, he let go of the branch he was holding and fell straight to the ground with full force.

One of the Doctors rushed to the scene and asked him, ''Emeka what's the matter with u?"

The mad man gladly replied...

"I DON RIPE"

Today I saw two blind people fighting then I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife", they both ran away

My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said wow thts an amazing car. He replied, if u work hard, put all ur Hours in, and strive for excellence I'll get another one next year....

In school life

Kids are first banchers

Men are middle banchers

Legends are back banchers

Ultra-legends are outside of the class

During sex some girls be like; “pls baby don't cum inside!" They think it's easy to jump out 4rm a running vehicle ��

ok

shameful act

*Imagine being a lesbian waiting for your girlfriend to finish her menses. When she's done, you start yourѕ .*

*Two idiots�*
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gud