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Can I get 35 likes.. Because tomorrow Is my exam.. And 35 is the passing marks.. �

Cheapest pregnancy test!!!!!! Insert biscuit in your private part, If it get eaten.........then there is a Baby there�������������������������

With the way Okorocha is going I won't b surprised if he wakes up one morning nd decides to fence Imo state nd roof it

NwaAmaikpe:


This is the last time we will see him alive. Farewell Baba.

oloshi

I no need any orunminla or Sango to tell me say this man one contest for next presidential Election #9jadonwise

ok

Lincoln275:
Please Where Can I Get # iPhone 8 For 20k... ?
Esanu Mi...

sure you can get it, from those guys that sells beside road in computer villa that usually holds phones and handkerchief (they are there for people like you)

which kai wahala be dis now, double wahala... Person cannot be deaf in peace again Haba!

You came back from school tired and
hungry,,You walked straight to the
kitchen after dropping your bag.
On opening the soup pot,it was your
Worst soup that was prepared,you
Decided to manage it since you were hungry.
You opened the /Eba plate and
discovered there's no Maked Eba
inside,,you decided to plug water since
there was light,
After pluging it you went inside your room to relax and also wait for the
water to boil.
Some minutes later,you went back to
the kitchen to check the water but you
noticed you didn't switch on the
Socket;so you turned it On, After switching it on, # Nepa took the light,. You decided to use the Stove but unfortunately there was no Kerosene.inside it.
uu went to neighbour's house buh dey are not around..
U trekked to your friend's house in the fourth street under the sun.
U boiled water dere and pour it in the flask uu took there.
U den took bike with your last cash to your house.on getting home you brought out a bowl and turning stick to prepare the eba ....
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.
.
U then discovered there is no garri in the house
.
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You now be like.....
(Eli,! Eli,!! Lama saba tani) ( My God,My
God, why has thou Forsaken me)...with tears in your eyes.
...
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.dats when u'll na start beating ur little Sis bcuz she went to school late last week!

ok

ok

Wait.... Na ur teeth?

Chapecoense:
Easily, I'll pick the toefl.

pls can u Pm me your phone number thanks

[quote author=emperordavis post=40734289]m. 6'10

"Dear Prospective Candidates, as you
await the release of the 2013/2014
UNIZIK admission lists which shall
soon be available online, kindly note
the following: www•Allschoolnewz•tk 1. The only factor that can guarantee
your admission is satisfying the
Federal Government admission
requirements for Merit, Catchment and
citizenship of education
disadvantaged states. 2. Therefore no proffessor,
lecturer or
staff is empowered to give you
admission. If you give money to
anybody for such purpose, you did so
at your own risk and you are on your
own. Only JAMB is empowered to grant all regular
undergraduate
admissions in Nigeria. 3. Many candidates denied
themselves
admission the day they registered
their UTME. The choice of institution,
course and subject combination you
made that day is the prime factor that
determines your admission. 4. In case you fall among
the unlucky
ones this year, next year prefer only
the institutions and courses that your
brain capacity can be friendly with. If
you know that you can't made high
scores both in UTME and Post-UTME, there is no need
to prefer federal
universities and highly competitive
courses. 5. If you are from education
advantaged states such as Anambra,
Imo, Lagos, Ogun, and Oyo, kindly
note that if you must be admitted, you
must perform far better than
candidates of other states even if you prefered a
university located in your
home state. Therefore, extra effort and
performance is expected from you. 6. If after the
admission lists are
uploaded on both UNIZIK and JAMB
websites, you checked yours on the
university's website and was
prompted that you have been
admitted but was unable to print your admission
letter from JAMB website
because your data was not uploaded
by the board (JAMB), kindly visit the
UNIZIK admission office located at the
administrative block of the institution
to alert them. This is because your admission remains
INVALID until JAMB
issues you an admission letter through
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Lord Come and hear our prayers and Private
intentions.Amen
Dear Brothers u need to hear wat Zechariah said in 1
verse 21 he said these are d horns which
have scatered Judah. Dear
brothers we need to pray so dat wat ever horn b it big
or small
above us trying to pul us down.
Father i call on Ur Name so dat u
will raise us up so dat we will
never fall and we will surely excel
for greatnes, No demolic power
shall defeat us. As we head to
our various hall we will B
strenghtend by Ur Love and da Spirit of Da Holy Ghost
we abide
in us and we shall write and when
d result is out we will all come
back here to give u all da Glory.
Father dont let ur Children down.
Ma fellow students pls repent
and serve devil no more for d sky
wud b ur starting point. Hear our
prayers O LOrd.Amen.
280 is mine in ds Jamb
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