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 Fashion › Re: Look At What Someone Did With Water Melon (creative) by bollyzeez(m): 3:33pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
adonbilivit! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Rare Video of A Nairalander who Breathes Under Water by bollyzeez(m): 10:42pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
jehsu n pada bowaye# |
| Romance › Re: Whats Your Take On This by bollyzeez(m): 9:20pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
thinezy:
I saw this post on a guys facebook timeline and a lot of guys wer liking it
"TREAT THEM (GIRLS) BAD AND THEY WILL STICK AROUND LONGER"
is this really true? some wud even start begging..immediately u swoop duties'i mean she starts paying yo bills' |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 9:16pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
thinezy:
guy ur own worst ooo
didnt yhu force urself into mother earth at dat instant lool...i knew i deserve more than that |
| Romance › Re: A Broke Guy's Letter To His Materialistic Crush by bollyzeez(m): 3:03pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: . by bollyzeez(m): 2:36pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
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| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 2:27pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
angelsing:
Don't mind me that I had to go on u like that ooo...Am glad u got the humor from the post rather what I actually meant i understand nt sorry f av wrong u jst trying to make fun..sorry man  angelsing:
Don't mind me that I had to go on u like that ooo...Am glad u got the humor from the post rather what I actually meant i understand nt sorry f av wrong u jst trying to make fun..sorry man |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 12:42pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
angelsing:
This child grow up na...Must everything a person post be a lie..why don't u post urs, oh! Wait, u are yet to even know if u are a male or female. lool... |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 10:48am On Dec 02, 2014 |
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| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 10:32am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Dorisbest:
I was waiting for tricycle at old Ibom plaza when this yellow sisi cat- walk pass me. I tell myself, I must woo this chick. I call her and she waited. The following convo takes place:
me: hello, how are u?
She: (stood akimbo) How can I help you?
Me: (sweating profusely) my name is ...
She: of what use will ur useless name do 4 me.
( and the next thing dat happen was her five finger the stamped on my face. Onlookers broke down with laughter)
me: (held my face) what the f**k
she: that is for wasting my precious time, mumu. (she walked away)
I pretend like nothing happen and follow her. As she was about crossing the cutter, I put leg for her and she fell into the cutter. I rush enter keke and leave her to her fate
that was the worst moment... smh..goan lie no more! |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 12:05pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
angelsing:
If u like believe if u like don't believe, its does not taking anything away from me or u mayb u tink so! |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 10:57am On Dec 01, 2014 |
angelsing:
..Only a liar finds it hard to believe...So just to lie, I formulated this and now sit down to type all this long epistle. Am sure by the time I complete the whole gist u will still say the same thing. sha complete it...mayb awud biliv u then wu knws |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 9:02am On Dec 01, 2014 |
angelsing:
Before I start, this is not mine but a friend's embarrassing moment...I swear once again its not mine but a friends.. Here it goes, my friend(ugo real name) always like starting his pick up line with "can I have one or two words with you". We don warn am tire that the day he is going to meet a smart girl he will be embarrass. Fast forward to few month later, he saw a girl he has been eyeing for long. We code name her Boron. Immediately we saw her we codedly call him by whistling him to come over, we siked him up and ginger him to go for the kill. He hurriedly follow her up while we stroll at few pace behind him. This conversation ensued.. Ugo: hel hel hello
Boron: hmmm so?
Ugo: can can can I have one or two word with u?
Boron: ok make it quick and why are u stammering?
Ugo: I will
Boron: hey stammerer stop there 2 words..no wonder u have been stammering all along..Didirin(mumu) ..
Me and other friends: we went ballistics with laughter, how he got home we don't know we just know we cud not find him when we looked ahead..To be continued... u can lie sha..u stroll at few pace behind them nd still u cn hear their convo!mehn say d truth nd let d devil b ashamed!!!!! |
| Education › Re: Oou 2014/2015 Admisson by bollyzeez(m): 9:36pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
IrewumiO:
yeeeessssssss i dnt get u,so i wunt b able to change it even f i apply 4a change of course afta ma 100l? |
| Education › Re: Oou 2014/2015 Admisson by bollyzeez(m): 11:13am On Nov 30, 2014 |
IrewumiO:
Nooooooooooooooooo⁴
is not posible so u mean i wunt b able to change it even f i duwit in my 100level? |
| Education › Re: Eighty Percent Of Ogun State Prostitutes Are University Undergraduates! by bollyzeez(m): 10:43am On Nov 29, 2014 |
Neldrizzy:
i see no reason why a girl well brought up would go into prostitution jus to look flashy... Girls no de fear God again!! buuh dy fear God before! Neldrizzy:
i see no reason why a girl well brought up would go into prostitution jus to look flashy... Girls no de fear God again!! buuh dy fear God before! |
| Education › Re: Oou 2014/2015 Admisson by bollyzeez(m): 10:26am On Nov 29, 2014 |
please guys i made a mistake while registering 4oou pjamb choose computer engr instead of geology nt oou gave me d comp engr i reg 4buh please cn i still change it back b4 we resume?mayb thru change of course form?or can it b done during awa verification?got 236 in jamb nd 50 in pjamb my jamb combo phy,chem,geo nd eng#please oouite help |
| Education › Re: Computer Engineering Or Geology? by bollyzeez(op): 8:48am On Nov 29, 2014 |
[quote author=profjones post=28408313]bros, i'll advice u 2 go for comp eng. for three reasons
1. it'z a very nice nd lucrative course
2. b4 or wen u graduate, u will b able to establish ur own business wit it, instead of looking for job wey no lost
3. b.sc over ND/HND discrimination in Nigeria.
wish u all d best as u suit urself[/quote thanks |
| Education › Re: Computer Engineering Or Geology? by bollyzeez(op): 8:41am On Nov 28, 2014 |
i like geology..but should i jst go 4d computer engineering or i should pick a change of course form?hm scared of having carry over nt good in math at all nd i was told da computer engineering is all about mathematics |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 8:36am On Nov 28, 2014 |
mehn..some girl cn bash ehn...jst imagine 1 saying "so u mean all this rubbish u jst said nw is meant 4me" |
| Education › Computer Engineering Or Geology? by bollyzeez(op): 12:22am On Nov 28, 2014 |
please guys,i jst got admitted to study computer engineering in oou nd also geology in ibadan polytechnic,please sir/ma which of the two is better to study in nigeria? |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by bollyzeez(m): 12:05am On Nov 28, 2014 |
tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo
Lemme keep the ball rolling
**Clears throat**
I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up  ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey
** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place
ME - what's up pretty lady ?
She - I'm fine and you ?
Me - I'm very well
Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite
After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing
At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)
**Guys pls share yours **
Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo sh***t always happen even in d toilet,u sh**t!  tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo
Lemme keep the ball rolling
**Clears throat**
I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey
** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place
ME - what's up pretty lady ?
She - I'm fine and you ?
Me - I'm very well
Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite
After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing
At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)
**Guys pls share yours **
Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo sh***t always happen even in d toilet,u sh**t! |
| Romance › Re: 19 Things People Do When They Are Bored And Alone. by bollyzeez(m): 12:01am On Nov 28, 2014 |
nd how does this stop fg frm buying stove...mtcheeew |
