Sports › Re: Which Of These Records Do You Think Is The Hardest To Break? by Bongadu: 7:34pm On May 03, 2024 |
Eunoiaa: The sky. Literally.  Miss you tbh |
Romance › Re: Most Bitter Female Nairalanders In The History Of The Romance Section? by Bongadu: 5:03pm On May 03, 2024 |
Check out every feminazis |
Romance › Re: Greatest Nairaland Trolls Of All Time? by Bongadu: 5:01pm On May 03, 2024 |
Dyingfetus
Obama messi
Samuel elepa |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Sincerest Apology To Chaddy 16 by Bongadu: 4:59pm On May 03, 2024 |
Buy a forking ad |
Romance › Re: My Sugar Daddy Want To Relocate Abroad And Leave Me by Bongadu: 4:58pm On May 03, 2024 |
Well done seun for giving us more stories by moonlight |
Politics › Re: Video:"I no go night school, I no sabi speak pidgin"-Umahi to another Journalist by Bongadu: 4:55pm On May 03, 2024 |
If na me be Dave , I don fork that reporter put Jara |
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Bongadu: 4:55pm On May 03, 2024 |
Just put am for ebay and see better money e go sell |
Romance › Re: I Just Discovered Something by Bongadu: 4:53pm On May 03, 2024 |
Next time buy a forking ad from seun |
Politics › Re: Bring Back The Nairaland.com We Once Enjoyed. by Bongadu: 4:49pm On May 03, 2024 |
Alot of booomers left NL, millennials, zillenials and zoomers came in with trolling and la bs
Just few boomers day here like gloriousgbola and jewess
A lot of zoomers choke for here die |
Politics › Re: Bring Back The Nairaland.com We Once Enjoyed. by Bongadu: 4:49pm On May 03, 2024 |
Splashme: Leave Seun out of this. His moderators are the problem (not him). . La ban incoming |
Politics › Re: Bring Back The Nairaland.com We Once Enjoyed. by Bongadu: 4:45pm On May 03, 2024 |
ChristCee: The only way to detox this platform is to enable phone number verification and even a verified badge for people who completes a KYC verification process. . Then there should be an algorithm that ranks comments based on the choice of words and ratio of likes to dislikes. When people know that getting a new account after a ban is impossible, they will behave. Also KYC will allow people to own up to their posts and be more responsible online. . Right now, one dick and harry will just post nonsense as a first comment and it automatically stays. Likewise this is the era of AI, mods cannot effectively manage a huge forum like this. Employing advanced AI to remove and moderate trashy contents will even speed up the site and server storage space. . Mr. Seun should reach out to me and let me give him a good contract. Mods go soon ban you very soon |
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest To Complete His Arena In Owerri Soon (Video) by Bongadu: 4:42pm On May 03, 2024 |
KingAzubuike: Fake news. Fake blogger. The arena is built by the state government Prove it , amu ovia |
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest To Complete His Arena In Owerri Soon (Video) by Bongadu: 4:41pm On May 03, 2024 |
Freshtruth: He no get waiting anybody wan tell me this guy na ritualist. Oga na which baba run the jazz Go mine skull evulevu |
Politics › Re: SE Have Gas What Does SW Have by Bongadu: 4:39pm On May 03, 2024 |
Skull to mine |
Family › Re: At 24 She Already Has 6 Fatherless Children. by Bongadu: 4:38pm On May 03, 2024 |
E be like one urohobo single mama for here don open leg for simps on NL |
Crime › Re: Young Lady Found Dead In Abuja (photos) by Bongadu: 4:36pm On May 03, 2024 |
Wetin she go find for man's house??
One 17yo yahoo boy don use am come dump am |
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Bongadu: 3:29pm On May 03, 2024 |
tensazangetsu20: In Chile, the law says 30 hours but absolutely no one cares lol. No one is going around checking the number of hours you have worked or not worked lol. The government wants you to work that's why there's hardly any restrictions with regards to what you can do employment wise on your visa. I learnt Spanish from Nigeria. Eres la hostia consagrada no |
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Bongadu: 8:07am On May 03, 2024 |
tensazangetsu20: Definitely lol. The Chilean passport is the goal and I am going to get it by the grace of God Chilean passport no hard to get . Na you no wan marry |
Romance › Why Are So Many Women So Bad At Having Sex? by Bongadu(op): 5:55pm On May 02, 2024 |
they only care about getting off and expect guys to do all the work, mfw you're nothing more than an autonomous meat Love Machine to them |
Travel › Re: Life In BELGIUM. by Bongadu: 5:08pm On May 02, 2024 |
Please don't move to belgium, It's insufferable and I'm speaking from personnal experience. Unless your family is very rich like otedola |
Programming › Re: How Old were You When You Started Coding ? by Bongadu: 5:06pm On May 02, 2024 |
Shomek: Do you mean you have been coding since when you are 7 years old ? Yes |
Programming › Re: What Deposit Options Can I Use On Web App by Bongadu: 7:42am On May 02, 2024 |
Inter switch |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Bongadu: 12:46am On May 02, 2024 |
blingxx: She's old enough to be a grandma now.. Chill Issa lie |
Politics › Re: Young Fulani Bandits Openly Flaunt Themselves On Tiktok (video) by Bongadu: 7:29pm On May 01, 2024 |
Gerrard59: Mention ONE advanced country where criminals pose on social media from time to time.
Just ONE. Mexico |
Programming › Re: How Old were You When You Started Coding ? by Bongadu: 5:50pm On May 01, 2024 |
7 years , got my first laptop from my grandfather who was a professor at the UNN , laptop was a shitty one , couldn't play Wolfenstein on it
My grandfather had a copy of K&R and IBM ASM which I learn C, my grandpa taught me ranging from linear equations to differential equation, made my first program which was a rainbow output using TurboC thank God for Borland
In secondary school, I was a loner , no friends tho I attracted girls because I knew maths and they came to me to tutor them which i would shy away and ignore them probably signs of autism, made huge use of computer lab in secondary school, back then students pay to use the internet in my school , 50 naira was the least amount |
Family › Re: Happy 7th Birthday To My Son by Bongadu: 5:36pm On May 01, 2024 |
The best thing you can do for that boy is to get him a laptop |
Romance › List Women On Nairaland Men Simp For by Bongadu(op): 2:36pm On May 01, 2024 |
These women have huge number of simps
Caaz
Uyai
Poco
ishilove
Fadila
Sweetbun |
Politics › Re: "Invest In Lagos At Your Own Peril" - Maryanne Moghalu by Bongadu: 1:25pm On May 01, 2024 |
GloriousGbola: you are free to run to whatever backward shithole you reside in where it would take five hours to traverse a 30 minute journey
one moment you are saying lagos infrastructure is shit - the next you are grinding your teeth about development
no one is fooled by the antics of lazy minded backward thinkers
nigeria is big enough for anyone
anyone who feels his 'investments' are better served in a backwater civil service state with no infrastructure, and a poor client base is free to leave lagos
the people investing in lagos know why they are doing so. those making noise on social media also know why they are doing so Lagos is overrated and forking shit This is the 21st century not 1995 |
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 1:22pm On May 01, 2024 |
pocohantas: It was about 800k then. They claimed China would mass produce it and it would fall to 150k. This is 2024 and Dollar to Naira must have doubled the cost to 2m for a sex doll.
How many of them earn up to 2m per annum? Reality would always be there.  Many do earn that amount , take a look at tech incel bros |
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:54am On May 01, 2024 |
Most of my tech bros have chosen sex doll and I'll do the same very soon because women are not worth it
Women are simply who'res |
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:52am On May 01, 2024 |
GloriousGbola: dey wind ya sef dia
this is the best your friend can do - and this one is 60 quid - over 100k before shipping 
of course you can probably opt for the chinko one  My pillow can do all she has to offer plus it's so soft |
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