TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Bongadu: 12:46am On May 02, 2024 |
blingxx: She's old enough to be a grandma now.. Chill Issa lie |
Politics › Re: Young Fulani Bandits Openly Flaunt Themselves On Tiktok (video) by Bongadu: 7:29pm On May 01, 2024 |
Gerrard59: Mention ONE advanced country where criminals pose on social media from time to time.
Just ONE. Mexico |
Programming › Re: How Old were You When You Started Coding ? by Bongadu: 5:50pm On May 01, 2024 |
7 years , got my first laptop from my grandfather who was a professor at the UNN , laptop was a shitty one , couldn't play Wolfenstein on it
My grandfather had a copy of K&R and IBM ASM which I learn C, my grandpa taught me ranging from linear equations to differential equation, made my first program which was a rainbow output using TurboC thank God for Borland
In secondary school, I was a loner , no friends tho I attracted girls because I knew maths and they came to me to tutor them which i would shy away and ignore them probably signs of autism, made huge use of computer lab in secondary school, back then students pay to use the internet in my school , 50 naira was the least amount |
Family › Re: Happy 7th Birthday To My Son by Bongadu: 5:36pm On May 01, 2024 |
The best thing you can do for that boy is to get him a laptop |
Romance › List Women On Nairaland Men Simp For by Bongadu(op): 2:36pm On May 01, 2024 |
These women have huge number of simps
Caaz
Uyai
Poco
ishilove
Fadila
Sweetbun |
Politics › Re: "Invest In Lagos At Your Own Peril" - Maryanne Moghalu by Bongadu: 1:25pm On May 01, 2024 |
GloriousGbola: you are free to run to whatever backward shithole you reside in where it would take five hours to traverse a 30 minute journey
one moment you are saying lagos infrastructure is shit - the next you are grinding your teeth about development
no one is fooled by the antics of lazy minded backward thinkers
nigeria is big enough for anyone
anyone who feels his 'investments' are better served in a backwater civil service state with no infrastructure, and a poor client base is free to leave lagos
the people investing in lagos know why they are doing so. those making noise on social media also know why they are doing so Lagos is overrated and forking shit This is the 21st century not 1995 |
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 1:22pm On May 01, 2024 |
pocohantas: It was about 800k then. They claimed China would mass produce it and it would fall to 150k. This is 2024 and Dollar to Naira must have doubled the cost to 2m for a sex doll.
How many of them earn up to 2m per annum? Reality would always be there.  Many do earn that amount , take a look at tech incel bros |
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:54am On May 01, 2024 |
Most of my tech bros have chosen sex doll and I'll do the same very soon because women are not worth it
Women are simply who'res |
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:52am On May 01, 2024 |
GloriousGbola: dey wind ya sef dia
this is the best your friend can do - and this one is 60 quid - over 100k before shipping 
of course you can probably opt for the chinko one  My pillow can do all she has to offer plus it's so soft |
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Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Bongadu: 10:00am On May 01, 2024 |
tensazangetsu20: Chile Is an amazing country to be honest. It presents its own kind of struggles. It definitely provides you with the opportunities but you would need to work extra hard to get them
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Education › Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by Bongadu: 9:58am On May 01, 2024 |
GloriousGbola: To be frank, people will continue to be lazy in the office as well. Whether it will catch up with you depends on a lot of factors.
If you can rise fast enough, you can quickly outsource all of that work to subordinates
Of course if you are in a technical role, this may be where your laziness Will catch up with you and trip you up. Simply automate it grandpa |
Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 9:49am On May 01, 2024 |
MrCork: Huh? So u plannning to kill yor sef becuzz woman wear your trouser??....bro are u a virrrgin & is yor head ok sir?(no oofencsece) 
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Romance › How Know If A Girl Is Mentally Ill by Bongadu(op): 9:30am On May 01, 2024 |
She listens to Taylor swift
She watches Twilight repeatedly
She either watches anime or KDrama
She can't attract men so she decides to hate men
She read romantic books because she can't attract a man and has to fantasize and Jo soapy |
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Ignores Court Order, proceeds With DSTV, Gotv subscription Hikes by Bongadu: 9:25am On May 01, 2024 |
Gerrard59: But it is true na. A court has no right to dictate how much a private company should price its products. A non-essential service for that matter.
Kudos to Multichoice. It is capitalism. What was capitalism done for the working classes if not to exploit them
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Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 9:23am On May 01, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 8:47am On May 01, 2024 |
Solofresh2: Sex.Sex turns on a woman Yeah especially if you put your mouth down there which is disgusting |
Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 8:46am On May 01, 2024 |
MrCork: Brother.nobody is going to ask if u need medical or psykology help sir!!!(no oofencse)  Kindly kys please |
Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 8:46am On May 01, 2024 |
Fisiryorh: Nowadays, MONEY.,..  That's for who'res and gold diggers |
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Romance › What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 7:46am On May 01, 2024 |
Don't say money make thunder no strike you strike your papa |
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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Three For Alleged Machete Attack On Lagos DPO by Bongadu: 7:36am On May 01, 2024 |
Hehe
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Health › Re: My Guy Has Been Scratching His Underneath For Weeks by Bongadu: 6:26pm On Apr 29, 2024 |
Tell him go out and share it with more girls |
Nairaland General › Re: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Bongadu: 3:28pm On Apr 29, 2024 |
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Nairaland General › Re: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Bongadu: 2:35pm On Apr 29, 2024 |
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Sports › Re: Video Of Ighalo's Lekki, Lagos Mansion. Money Is Good by Bongadu: 2:05pm On Apr 29, 2024 |
When you live in a non functioning society , you start to think money money like a parasite
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Computers › Re: Ubuntu Linux by Bongadu: 2:02pm On Apr 29, 2024 |
kingzjay: I want to sell my HP Laptop as scrap. It's Working except that the hard disc was taken out to replace in another system I'm currently using.
Location: Uyo
Contact: zero 8 zero 6 zero 133087 Dash it to me |