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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Bongadu: 12:46am On May 02, 2024
blingxx:
She's old enough to be a grandma now.. Chill
Issa lie
Politics › Re: Young Fulani Bandits Openly Flaunt Themselves On Tiktok (video) by Bongadu: 7:29pm On May 01, 2024
Gerrard59:
Mention ONE advanced country where criminals pose on social media from time to time.

Just ONE.
Mexico
Programming › Re: How Old were You When You Started Coding ? by Bongadu: 5:50pm On May 01, 2024
7 years , got my first laptop from my grandfather who was a professor at the UNN , laptop was a shitty one , couldn't play Wolfenstein on it


My grandfather had a copy of K&R and IBM ASM which I learn C, my grandpa taught me ranging from linear equations to differential equation, made my first program which was a rainbow output using TurboC thank God for Borland


In secondary school, I was a loner , no friends tho I attracted girls because I knew maths and they came to me to tutor them which i would shy away and ignore them probably signs of autism, made huge use of computer lab in secondary school, back then students pay to use the internet in my school , 50 naira was the least amount
Family › Re: Happy 7th Birthday To My Son by Bongadu: 5:36pm On May 01, 2024
The best thing you can do for that boy is to get him a laptop
Romance › List Women On Nairaland Men Simp For by Bongadu(op): 2:36pm On May 01, 2024
These women have huge number of simps



Caaz



Uyai


Poco



ishilove



Fadila



Sweetbun
Politics › Re: "Invest In Lagos At Your Own Peril" - Maryanne Moghalu by Bongadu: 1:25pm On May 01, 2024
GloriousGbola:
you are free to run to whatever backward shithole you reside in where it would take five hours to traverse a 30 minute journey

one moment you are saying lagos infrastructure is shit - the next you are grinding your teeth about development

no one is fooled by the antics of lazy minded backward thinkers

nigeria is big enough for anyone

anyone who feels his 'investments' are better served in a backwater civil service state with no infrastructure, and a poor client base is free to leave lagos

the people investing in lagos know why they are doing so. those making noise on social media also know why they are doing so
Lagos is overrated and forking shit


This is the 21st century not 1995
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 1:22pm On May 01, 2024
pocohantas:
It was about 800k then. They claimed China would mass produce it and it would fall to 150k. This is 2024 and Dollar to Naira must have doubled the cost to 2m for a sex doll.

How many of them earn up to 2m per annum? Reality would always be there. grin
Many do earn that amount , take a look at tech incel bros
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:54am On May 01, 2024
Most of my tech bros have chosen sex doll and I'll do the same very soon because women are not worth it




Women are simply who'res
Romance › Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 11:52am On May 01, 2024
GloriousGbola:
dey wind ya sef dia

this is the best your friend can do - and this one is 60 quid - over 100k before shipping tongue

of course you can probably opt for the chinko one cheesy
My pillow can do all she has to offer plus it's so soft
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by Bongadu: 10:00am On May 01, 2024
tensazangetsu20:
Chile Is an amazing country to be honest. It presents its own kind of struggles. It definitely provides you with the opportunities but you would need to work extra hard to get them

Education › Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by Bongadu: 9:58am On May 01, 2024
GloriousGbola:
To be frank, people will continue to be lazy in the office as well. Whether it will catch up with you depends on a lot of factors.

If you can rise fast enough, you can quickly outsource all of that work to subordinates

Of course if you are in a technical role, this may be where your laziness Will catch up with you and trip you up.
Simply automate it grandpa
Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 9:49am On May 01, 2024
MrCork:
Huh? So u plannning to kill yor sef becuzz woman wear your trouser??....bro are u a virrrgin & is yor head ok sir?(no oofencsece) undecided

Romance › How Know If A Girl Is Mentally Ill by Bongadu(op): 9:30am On May 01, 2024
She listens to Taylor swift


She watches Twilight repeatedly



She either watches anime or KDrama




She can't attract men so she decides to hate men


She read romantic books because she can't attract a man and has to fantasize and Jo soapy
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Ignores Court Order, proceeds With DSTV, Gotv subscription Hikes by Bongadu: 9:25am On May 01, 2024
Gerrard59:
But it is true na. A court has no right to dictate how much a private company should price its products. A non-essential service for that matter.

Kudos to Multichoice. It is capitalism.
What was capitalism done for the working classes if not to exploit them

Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 9:23am On May 01, 2024
MrCork:
Wot is Kys sir? smiley

Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 8:47am On May 01, 2024
Solofresh2:
Sex.Sex turns on a woman
Yeah especially if you put your mouth down there which is disgusting
Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 8:46am On May 01, 2024
MrCork:
Brother.nobody is going to ask if u need medical or psykology help sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Kindly kys please
Romance › Re: What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 8:46am On May 01, 2024
Fisiryorh:
Nowadays, MONEY.,.. grin
That's for who'res and gold diggers
Romance › What Turns On A Woman? by Bongadu(op): 7:46am On May 01, 2024
Don't say money make thunder no strike you strike your papa
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Three For Alleged Machete Attack On Lagos DPO by Bongadu: 7:36am On May 01, 2024
Hehe

Health › Re: My Guy Has Been Scratching His Underneath For Weeks by Bongadu: 6:26pm On Apr 29, 2024
Tell him go out and share it with more girls
Nairaland General › Re: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Bongadu: 3:28pm On Apr 29, 2024
InquisitiveRat:
stop trolling we ladies sad
You'll never be a woman
Nairaland General › Re: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Bongadu: 2:35pm On Apr 29, 2024
InquisitiveRat:
how come I don't know you?
Sniper please
Sports › Re: Video Of Ighalo's Lekki, Lagos Mansion. Money Is Good by Bongadu: 2:05pm On Apr 29, 2024
When you live in a non functioning society , you start to think money money like a parasite

Computers › Re: Ubuntu Linux by Bongadu: 2:02pm On Apr 29, 2024
kingzjay:
I want to sell my HP Laptop as scrap. It's Working except that the hard disc was taken out to replace in another system I'm currently using.

Location: Uyo

Contact: zero 8 zero 6 zero 133087
Dash it to me

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