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Have fun AJ

He looks like a militant

Dont be afraid AJ, u'll live to see ur dreams realised

That percentage is too much

What?

Lmao. I need to leave before i find myself @ d hospital

Hehehe

Lol, U're crazy

Yes boss

Lmao, This is really good

8-)

lilkech:
The Secrets Of Understanding Men



WHENEVER A GUY SAYS:-

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "Ol boy, That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the PS3 over the pounding Mortar."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'The New Masquarade', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "Mehnn, The girl selling them on the corner na real HOT babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "I believe no one will ever see us alive again."

i'm sure this is ur signature move @OP

Awwwww, sshhiiiiitt

Nice thread

Confirm

Hmmm

ARareGem:
Hmmn, thanks for sharing ya personal experience.

lol, u're too mouthed

Is she drawing a goat with wings on his back or what? Lol

Everybody hates Chris

He wants to go low key

Come closer so i can whisper it in ur ears

Duly noted

Nigeria airways is now Nigeria airwaste

I wish he was in china

The best things in life are free

No it isnt

You ppl and GEJ. HMMM

Boko Haram. Congrats! Now they have suceeded in restricting corpers from the two states

Domwiz4all:
I'l convince my granma 2contest next yr den.am quite sure my granma wil win cuz she stil luk more beautiful dan dis ugly gal.  

sure thing boss