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9ja Police: Lmao by Funkymallam(m): 5:22pm On Nov 09, 2011
In a competion to rate the best security group in 9ja, Efcc, Army and Police had to compete, by searching for a missing rat in d bush.
First the efcc started investigation by quetionind all d plants and animal in the bush, after some leads and some mnths, they concluded; there was no rat.
Secondly, the army entered d bush and within 2 days burnt down d bush plush d rat, wit no appology, they also declared; no rat.
Then the police, after some days in d bush, appeared wit a badly beaten rabbit, the rabbit was shouting ' ok, i agree am d rat'.


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Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by Afam4eva(m): 5:36pm On Nov 09, 2011
Typical of Nigerian police. . .lmao.
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by Judek2(m): 5:43pm On Nov 09, 2011
FunkyMallu

make i laff small grin
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by sylve11: 5:53pm On Nov 09, 2011
lol @ joke. . .i beg make una nor kill me. True definition of naija police. grin grin grin cool
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by Ajibel(m): 8:07pm On Nov 09, 2011
Mehn, this is dry. I thought my papamallam is a sahara reporter
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by Funkymallam(m): 8:48pm On Nov 09, 2011
This my son Ajibel, v u greeted me dis evening?

*rubs his head*
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by Ajibel(m): 8:51pm On Nov 09, 2011
Gud afterevening saah? How market go with those mallu's wey u dey hide 4 room?
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by chasy16(f): 4:37pm On Nov 10, 2011
dis joke is damn funny! grin grin
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by oderemo(m): 4:58pm On Nov 10, 2011
Some1 once said there are more lawyers in nija than rat.
I love this ratty joke.
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by ARareGem(f): 5:23pm On Nov 10, 2011
He he cheesy
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by Funkymallam(m): 6:31pm On Nov 10, 2011
Thnk u all for appreciating ma handwrk.
cheesy
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by BoOOosHBoy: 7:08pm On Nov 10, 2011
Yes boss
Re: 9ja Police: Lmao by Agybabe(f): 11:26pm On Nov 10, 2011
Nice joke for the night

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