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tosscash1: lemme be ur maga

beauty i wana follow u, can u follow bak?
pls dnt say no

no thanks.....i dont need one

avuekwe: If I tell you, he will get angrier. It starts with 's' and ends with 'n'

hmmmn.....am surevit aint seun

Ceasar1: [color=#000030] OMG! I can't stop laughing.
We have a prophetess on NL.[/color]

i swear ...dat girl don craze ....church indeed

tosscash1: most welcom!!

pls can u do me a favor?

what fave

was expecting things like dont overeat what can make u purge ,dont bleach ur skin,avoid the sun an stress, bla bla bla .....bit seriously who gets haircut a week to her wedding. ..dats sick

tosscash1: babie im serious naa
u too set abeg

thanks anyway

yeah...i cut it into two...and make sure i use it first

i dont know too....cos most beer drinkers are adults,and i think they see using straw as childish

am also one...but school doesnt make me work

still reppin tho

its a fruit but becomes a vegetable in d proccess of cooking

i wonder too
cos elubo becomes amala
yam becomes pounded yam
and garris aftermath is eba

maybe dey dont like the name

Bwaal: u mean to typ 600naira

commot amebo ....million dollar

joshuaidibia: What kinda name is Ebola tho Deadly name

if u ask me...na who i go ask

nice write upp niggar....following jor

Inosenduatall: Chapter Two
With Love, From Ipetu

We resumed the second week of January and yours truly was now in a relationship. Folake had resumed before me so she was ecstatic when I called her to let her know I was around. It was night already when I unpacked my luggages and quickly went to meet her in front of girls hostel. Since we both resumed early, Love street was a bit scanty. You know where (or what) Love street is? Love street (or love garden), according to inosenduatall, is that area or space or stretch of road or whatever, where guys and babes gather to meet and congregate after all the day's activities, to meet up, hang out, get a potential mate for marriage, naking of akpako or whatever. Folake rushed up to me and gave me a very big warm hug. She was wearing a very short skirt, and I wasn't sure she was wearing a bra as I felt her bosoms against me, my phallus jumping up and down immediately. I was so glad it was dark and there weren't many people around. With a smile on her face, she took me by the hand and led me to a dark corner away from potentially prying eyes.

Nna, what was about to happen?

I sat down on the gutter side expecting her to sit down beside me to talk about the economy or the latest blackberry or whatever it is young people talk about when she straddled me instead. Before I could get my head wrapped around what was happening she gave me a slow, sensual kiss. I was in cloud 9 and I didn't know when my hands reached up and grabbed her lady lumps. They were soft, and I had been dreaming about handling them all through the holidays. Folake moaned on my laps and that gave me the confidence to do more. She arched her neck back and began humping me. I let my hand drop to her thighs and traced them up and under the short skirt she was wearing. I touched her pant.

She was dripping wet.

I shifted her panties to one corner and inserted my finger into her feminine essence, and Folake began speaking in tongues and I could feel her body vibrate. She squeezed my nip.ples real hard and kissed me with such an intensity that I thought my appendage would explode. My boxers was soaked with pre-cum and my turgid manhood was positioned against the walls of her privates while she humped me with increasing momentum. Suddenly, Folake spasmed violently and fell back. I snapped out from my own cloud 9 and caught her before she hit the ground, confused beyond belief.

What just happened?

She lay motionless with her eyelids half closed and I began to fear for the worst.

"Folake? Folake!!" She didn't answer me.

Jesus Christ. Wetin I go tell people say happen when this baby die? Wetin my papa and mama go talk? They had already written me off as a useless pikin so this would only be a confirmation of their worst fears. What of her parents? What if I was expelled? Na who send me work? I shook her more violently now, calling her name. She still didn't reply. I was about contemplating giving her a very hot slap when her eyes opened slowly. She looked around lazily, taking in her surroundings as if she had just woken up from a deep slumber. Her eyes rested on me finally, and she smiled that her sexy smile revealing her gap teeth. I couldn't even smile back at her. I was scared inside of me wondering if she was actually possessed or if she was suffering from some form of epilepsy. It was years later I discovered that some women react like that when they experience an org.asm. I was still shivering from the scare but I tried to hide it from her. She got up from my laps and sat down beside me.

"I missed you so much," She said.

"I missed you too."

She tilted her head to one side and I could see a sulky, pouty expression on her face.

"I don't like the way you fingerfvcked me just now."

"Are you sure? It seemed like you enjoyed it na."

"I did not o. Please promise me you will never fingerfvck me like that again. Please?"

Jeez!

"I promise."

That was how me and Folake began our intimate relationship but it was a while before we got to do the main thing because we both stayed in the hostel and I didn't know anybody who stayed off campus who would allow me to use his house for my evil deeds. After that night, I noticed that I grew very popular in school. Especially with the girls. Everybody seemed to know me and even if they didn't their eyes flickered with recognition as soon as I introduced myself and they would go like:

"Oh so you are THE Hakeem?"

What the hell was going on?

It was in the month of January that a friend I'd made during the post-ume exams decided to resume. His name was Jerry. Jeremiah was a very handsome guy and was such an ashawo. He was tall, caramel complexioned skin, with noticeable dimples on each cheek. He loved women like mad and he didn't do much to hide it. To put you up to speed, my roommate whom I didn't like had moved off campus so I invited Mayowa, Carpenter and Hammer to stay with me in my room since I was the only occupant. They were happy to oblige. We had agreed to leave Olumide out of the equation because he had a very violent streak and did little or nothing to assist in the room. That didn't stop him from following us and staying in a room next to ours with a couple of freshers. My hostel block had recently been completed before my arrival so there were a few vacant rooms. I fixed Jeremiah in one of those rooms since I already had roommates. Jeremiah and I met during the entrance exams with one other girl, Kike. We had hit it off instantly and we even discovered that we stayed in the same area in Lagos. The initial plan was to resume together in december but he delayed his resumption till january. So I was like John The Baptist paving the way for Jesus Christ. Meanwhile Carpenter had lost the woman of his dreams to another badder sharper guy and instead of us to console him or encourage him we seized every opportunity we got to laugh at him and mock him (Guys - Instead of us to sympathize with you we would mock you). Mayowa was the ring leader while I was the supporting speaker. We even played the song he used to sing while kneeling down over and over until it became a national anthem in the block. Mayowa would rush into the room dramatically and begin singing:

"I still hear your voice when you sit next to me..."

Then me I go enter wit my crooked voice.

"I still see your face in my dreeeaamsss..."

Then we would continue together:

"Forgive me my weakness cos I have no strength/Without you it's hard to survive...."

Then chorus things:

"Cos everytime we touch I get this feeling/and everytime we kiss I'm losing my mind/can't u feel my heart beat fast/I can't let you go/need you in my life....."

Carpenter would look at us from on top of his bed with anger in his eyes, hiss, and then turn and face the wall while muttering obscenities at us for which we would always shout "back to sender!" like Cele prayer warriors. Unknown to us, Mayowa who was known for mocking others and generally being creepy had begun liking one particular girl. And Jeremiah, being new in school, needed me to hook him up with any sure babe.

dart part were she fainted ....lmfaoooo

OohMpa: [color=#808000]You girls need to be punished. Get into Ooh Mpa room and shut the door.....

*pulls down pants* [/color]

oman pa pa....u no well

tosscash1: oooh my Go.....sh!!

pls wen are they hosting d next MBGN?

abeggi

tosscash1: still waiting for the right Dp
it it has taking a long time u know?

done ;P

#team naturals
(stil transitionin tho

Liability: *shows her my hands*
talk to my hands

*sniffs hand*chisos.....u shlda included ur job in dat thread of worst jobs.....dont tell me u scrape pubs

mstik: What kinda name z Pinky tho
cute pikin

Largas: what kinda name z Blue Ivy tho
cute pikin

Tannie: What kinda name z North West tho
Cute pikin

aanumama: What kinda name z harper seven tho
cute pikin

Tannie: What kinda name z North West tho
Cute pikin

aanumama: What kinda name z harper seven tho
cute pikin

what kinda name is purity tho
cute pikin

Liability: tanx, madam shiit hole

u welkum ...at least a shiit hole has its responsibilities.....shitting on liabilities

Liability: hmmm...another list.
I like my single life and am proud to say it loud.

yeah na...its actually kinda good 4 u....who wanna mingle with a liabilty ...more like a pest




to d rest dont worry God will send u dat right man at d right time...which is soon....been single doesnt make u a lesser person hun

$600 mill



dont quote me..else ur mb go run

$600

Thespecialone: ok ma, I'll get back to you.

olrait.....waitinggg

eph12: Am sorry for the late reply. The antispam bot banned me from commenting in this section and i just got out. In my search for the lowest price you can get this phone i have messaged a seller but yet to get a reply probably because its sunday. I will have more info for you tomorrow. Thanks.

okay waiting

Elantracey: op just open up , you need a girlfriend .

u guys arevtoo wixked on nl chai

Lanceslot: Yea! We have dada, I'm a dada. Its only in islamic world that you don't see dada.

oh....tanks 4 d awareness

obongproff: Foc.k d fu.cken culture! If a girl proposes to me, I mite not agree at first, but afta some deep considerations I wd most likely say yes cos I respect ladies with such guts, and if she has some brains too den we are good to go.

D Bleep.en culture keeps u dying in silence and in prison for a long time.

dats how dey will be lying....nlders claiming dat perfect civilized life since 1960 ...*yinmu

okparaugo: You ladies are never straightforward. Wish you would hear from her in person.

When you ladies tongue twist and change like serpent, you think you really have a point to prove to guys who when they walk away, you wake up to reality.

type slowly i dont undestand