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[size=20pt]Omotola and Captain Matthew[/size]

This marriage is the contemporary version of that of Olu and Joke Jacob. They have been together for about 14 years and still waxing stronger. Omotola got married to pilot husband, Captain Matthew at the tender age of 18 on a plane and the marriage has been in flying colours ever since. Capt. Matthew is not an actor, but one thing he has going for him is his looks and charm. We can authoritatively report that the handsome dude is more popular than his showbiz wife in their neighborhood. Aside love, maturity and compromise are the reasons Omotola gave for the union today. Despite over a decade of being married, they both still show affections to each other as 18-years-olds do

How can we forget the OMOLOLA  I mean Omotola Jalade Ekeinde and the one and only super NOLLYWOOD husband Mathew ABIMBOLA       Ekeinde.

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Mu he he he he he

No e badu belle and e jolosi o.

Now, this is what amma tokin' about! The Jade Pinkett and Will Smith of Nollywood. . . married couples who know how to "play" the games to the winning, finishing line.

No ssssssssssssssshakin'!!!!

G-B-A-B-E-S-K-I     O!

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/marc-anthony-breaks-silence-denies-cheating-jennifer-lopez/story?id=14423503

"It was a realization on both our parts… It wasn't shocking. These things happen," he said.

Nnaaaaaaaaaah! Ha pu ya bu okwu! Especially, after J-Lo don chop P-Diddy Black blokos. E go hard o.
Then Ben Afleck white blokos?
Hispanic wan nor be am o!
SORRRY SSSIR!!!
Just stick to the singing aspect. Cunnin-Lingua-Franca can only go so far MI AMORE!
Except for old pensioneers like my very sef. . .wey awa size nor dey for market again.

"I think anybody will tell you how I supported her, from day one. I'm really, really happy for her. … We're going to be in each other's lives for many, many, many years, and I'm glad that our friendship is that strong. … What would make it difficult is if we didn't get along," he said.

Thank you dearie.
That is all that matters.
Goodluck to both of you and your children.
Sometimes, love ain't just enough.
Just keep your affairs private for the sake of your children.
It was not meant to be.

The truth was simple, he said. The marriage just stopped working.

True dat!

No wahala. The marriage thingy is not easy. This was your second and this was her third. Una don try. Marriage is not meant for every body.

It is one of the most difficult things to deal with in a lifetime.

Just be there for your children. You do not have to stay married to raise them with love and support.

It only gets worse from now on. DON'T REMARRY!!!

First time divorce rate=50%
Second timers=75%
Third timers=90%
Fourth timers=100%

Please, spare the tabloids and the world further gory details.

*cough cough*

Comment from the blog.

she is not mad………………………i knew this woman in [size=20pt]yaba[/size] she sell clothes

I said it! This is a NL woman.
The main question is:
Is it Yaba left or right by how many minutes loun loun kwa nu?


Mu he he he he

Dbanj and Genevieve.

Marriage is not necessary. Just look GOOOOD together. Period!

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeehn! Those two look GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD together I tellya.

Lesb-ian ko, Dandaudu ni!
You get toto wey man fit look?
Not to mention woman?
Stinking Ngabti smelly arzzzzz!!!

Heeeeeeeeey! Stalk me, I stalk you.
God nor ves.
You come back as Tpia+++
I come back as BootyOnYou!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-750187.0.html

Your madness started on this thread. I did not address your stinking behind. Next time, please mind your business, even though you cannot help yourself as a jobless, TYPICAL OLOFOFO LOCAL YORUBA, LONELY, cyber, e badu belle and e jelosi gossip!

You have nothing for me to stalk sweeerie. You ain't got no man of your own.
I don't compete with single old cargos of the inter-NATE!
Get your own man first. Then we might just have something in common for starters.
Ugly biatch!

Ijjjiot!

God bless Kefee.
After surviving the marriage to that her husband.
Go Desmond.
Every little bit helps.

Kefee will be touring six cities in US with her music band.

My girl has really moved on o.
You go gal!

You think everyone does 'agbe po' job in the diaspora like you?
If only you could see what I do for a living to afford all this spare time.
Next time, tell your mama to keep her legs closed till she meets the right man that can afford to pay y'alls school fees ABROAD huh? Instead being impregnated by an indigent, Babalawo, shrine guard. I do not mean Nigerian education by Ota Covenant University back for ground, degree for poosie standards either. 

The pic of my foine VJJ still dey T-Pain ya?
Sorry. . .man don pay my bride price. . .UNRETURNABLE darling. Nor quench o.
SEE YOUR GRAND-DAUGHTER TAKE CONGO(FROM PURE WATER SELLER TO NOLLYWOOD STAR) GO CATCH SECOND-HAND MAN MARRY WITH HER OWN ASHEWO MONEY. . . YOU SIDDON FOR NL DEY LOOK FOR 'ANGEL IJEBU GABRIEL" TO CARRY YOUR STINKING YORUBA SMELLING TOTO TO THE ALTAR FOR THIS LIFE TIME? IJJIOOOT!

SIDDON DIA DEY SHOUT JESUS-JESUS. JESUS GO RAISE FROM THE DEAD GIVE YOU BELLE WELL WELL KE!

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Sorry Loooza, some of us are 'home-builders'. WE BUILD MEN. . .NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. BUSH Yoruba STINKING PIGLET!
Moomoo! My anniversary is in December. . .you are invited with your barren, ugly spinster of a k-legged albatross from Oduduwa jungle!


Na only married women fit do beta ashewo work. Not you useless lonely single old cargo novices of the cyber airways. You fit try ya luck? Make you end up like Titi Bwawomlo You broke arse drone of a female. Looking for a man to sponsor you at your age. Olodo! Yoruba romantic housewife! You nor senior Hilary Clinton or Condy Rice?
Kpele o!
You should see my most recent ones. Too bad I nor get time to upload them.
ABI YOU HEAR SAY THE PEEPS WEH DON MEET MOI SAY I WOR WOR?
UGLY BIATCH!!!!
I will let you see the "China/Dubia" ones. You go just commit suicide.
You ever been to Beijing? Ugly, broke-arzzz cyber drone!
Na me dey pay for my family's ticket not man. . .OLODO!
Thank you ma!
Old Aussie Poosie!
Bye!

Please go and get a "MAN"!
Lonely UGLY old biatch!
Jelosi wor wor Yoruba Omo Dorty lonely hag!

MERCY JOHNSON DON WIN. OLD MAMA TPIA DON LOSE. MAY YOU NOT DIE "A MISS TPIA". AMEN!!!! Even by NL-FaceBook Standards. See Mercy Ashewo Johnson paid for a super wedding. . . .WITH CORRRRECT ASHEWO MONEY, ACCEPTED BY CHRIST EMBASSY CHURCH. . . MWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Not your BOKO-HARAM looking NL or cyber world ones. Kai! UGLY THINGS!

https://www.ghanacelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Mercy-Johnson-And-Yvonne-Nelson.jpg

In ya face again sweeerie.
Too bad, you are toooooo old AND UGLY to play bridesmaid. . .not to mention chief bridesmaid. Before all your false teeth scatter all ova the church premises or paramedics run come resucitate your UGLY, OLD BUHSI-RAT abi na KHOODI-RAT of an Ngbatic arzzze for porson wedding for passing out and shytting all ova ya useless skanky hoe of a behind.
Ewu!
Na funeral we go begin do instead of wedding on that day!
Kei!

Shame on you! OLD MAMA TPIA!!!
Ashewo don wear white gown. You don carry last!

Mu he he he he


My belle dey sweeeeti me oooo! Chei!!!!

Mercy Johnson is now your elder in 'matrimony'! Ogboni-killer Ijebu widow!

SALAWA ABENI OF NL. BUSH IJJIOT!!!

No sit here let me whoop that your useless arzze as usual. OLD CARGO WINCH!

Phocking busy body of a cyber gossip! With your tia-tia anu-s!

You nor dey shame?
Mercy Johnson don win you.
Wey ya man?
Is 'O Seun Jesu' still yours?

You have been fun my dear. I have a patient to see now.

I am battling a set of triplets tonight who would not be quiet since they have discovered the almighty pacifiers.

Fun job!   I get paid enough money to make ANY man jealous and I AM NOT AFFORDABLE. Those bank account tokens are for those who know my worth. It has NOTHING to do with the bedroom darling.
Jealous ugly biatch!

Get yours!

Ciao!

Off to Nigerians In America and Naijaryders. Nothing going on in this dry joint.

Sit here and roast! UGLY, NGBATIC, UN-SHA-G-ABLE PIG!

tpia@:
mad people full here.

this one claims to have multiple lovers on and off the cyber airways who pay hard cash into his or her bank accounts due to the shaggings they receive from him or her.

s/he wears that as a badge of honour.

Please, add happily married and gainfully employed.
For those who have, the lord shall add to 'it'. . .and for the have-nots?
Subtraction.
AMEN.

Holy ARISTOS. You nor S-HA-G, you nor get payment.
No Man, No money.
You are only happy as a NL member. . .mu he he he he
Mission accomplised in a miserable life.
LOOOOZA!!!
Not to worry huh? Angel Gabriel is waiting yonder to gif you belle. No need to visit your ugly omo-dorty, Ngbatic arzzze on earth.

WINCH!

Please, meet me in China next month make I gif you beta customers to 'enrich' your life.


Duty calls. You are so lousy. In and out of the bedroom.
O da bo o!

Let us hope it is not the same horse-whip that the second wife will use to beat the 're-cycled' husband to his senses for good.
The last time we checked, it was MERCY JOHNSON that paid for the wedding to marry the shyte-prince's broke-arzzed behind, with her "ashewo" money.

Shioooooooooooooor!!!

PAWA PASS PAWA KE. All these FAAAAT, lazy, WOR-WOR, first wives with their 'give-me-chop-money-mentalities'. Anoda woman go chop the dude clean with both beauty and money ke. Who wan die for suffer-head?

Naija men wey nor like to work before. Mu he he he. JACKPOT!


Ask INI EDO who also snagged a 'second-hand' groom(anoda EDO broda).

See the sun-dried, over-bleached fawu of a 'crack-head'!

This is most-def a NLander called Tpia! With a high, 72-month pregnancy under her lungs, with too much ewa and gbegeri. She sure needs to take a goooooood shyyyte to empty all that gas.

Despite several warnings made by the Security officials, instructing her to vacate the vicinity, the woman stayed put,  pulling off a melodrama, throwing her suitcase right on the floor, opening it and flinging clothes everywhere. Pure entertainment for some reporters and cameramen who weren’t given clearance.

She also condemned  the marriage saying that Mercy J was a ‘prosti.tute’ and that the wedding was ‘too expensive’. She however left an hour before the couple stepped of the building.

Chai! Na only Olisa Bi N'IGWE say this wedding go take place.
When a jealous, MAD, OGBONI-OKIJA, CHRISTIAN homeless, trifling crack-head  begins to call a sane beautiful woman with the joy of marital bliss at her finger tips . . .A PROSTI-TUTE. . . The time of 'ELOHIM' is definitely near.


Wonderful entertainment I tellya. Abi ashewo nor get right to marry again?

See e-badu belle and e-jolosi ooooh for Ara ga gba ndi ara finale! Chei!!!

E badu belle and e jolosi to a different level of MADNESS!!!

I love it!

Thank my God for this wedding. I will praise my God for ever! Amen!!!

LWKMD!!!!!

At least demon get husband wey dey alive.
Wey ya own?
Old Austrialia, yoruba dorty toto!
Ugly Yoruba Winch!
No barry wanno marry your ugly arzzze for NL.
Mu he he he he

Miserable hor-nny biatch!
You gat a fatal disease, the reason no one has phocked ya arzzze all these years on NL.
At least 2 don phock my own. . . and TESTIFIED TO THE SA[b]SSISS[/b]FYING SWEEEETNEZZZZZZ. . .

See ya wor-wor picture for NL? H-I-D-E-O-U-S!!!  No wonder you make mouth like "JESUS-JESUS"! Trying to make your ugly self more appealing to ugly bastards like your self. Ewuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Ugly witch! Next time pray to your Jesus to give you 'beauty' of the flesh. Spiritual beauty does NOT count on Earth ma. Adam phocked Eve's APPLE in the so-called Garden of Eden, and even your JESUS or God could not stop it! Devil don win you and your JESUS for eva for dati department for ever and ever, AMEN. Na only for Heaven you fit pose with your spiritual beauty(minus or plus all your UGLINESS!!! NO BARRY GO LOOK THAT YOUR WOR-WOR FACE FOR HEAVEN  ). Angels do not PHOCK. Abi you hear say JESUS phock before im die?

Poor you and ya useless poozie.
Useless on NL, usless on earth, AND USELESS IN THE AFTERLIFE IN HELL!!!
No barry wanno phock it! Even ya DEAD JISOS abi na JESUS?

Sorrrrrrrrrrry LOOOOOZA! I don't need JESUS and NEVER will. I am super blessed always. I have never been a sad person like you. . .and never will.

Beggggggggggggone! You cursed, miserable soul!

Even Mercy "Ashewo" John-Thomas don catch second-hand husband, you dey for NL dey type rubbish for the past 6 years almost with your fellow polymonikering. . .ugly ashewo old NL spinsters that have been so over-phocked and re-cycled for marriage by unsuspecting douche bags(aka toto sponges) for spouses. ABORTION NGABTI MAROKO MIDGETS INCLUSIVE, WITH THEIR THICK 'ALOGOMEJI BANKOLE'  70Naira kpomo lips wey nor fit cover them dorty teeth for mouth.  Short UGLY wor-wor Yoruba NL biatchezzz!!!
Go and get those ya impotent "Aro Oko" NL boyfriends of area sons and fadas PLCs to fight for ya, with their 2-inch, wota-wota akamu shrivelled blokoses wey no fit stand straight for even 5 minutes from mega diseases. . .after 3 hours of constant massaging and sucking!

Small wonder some of the dudes here are too daft to realize when being conned by "illegal" aliens of ashewos like you pretending to be 'born again tertiary vAgins', looking for papers to cross over in LAST desperate attempts to avoid 'material' poverty. Abeg make one man pity you here pick your dry UGLY, BLACKIE arzzzzzz marry make we for hia word! kai!!!! Mu he he he he.
Go and try ya own luck huh?

Your miracle is on the way as always and YOUR JESUS WILL DO IT WITH THE SECOND OR THIRD COMING.

Mu he he he he. . .WIDOW OF JESUS CHRIST!

Chei!!!

tpia@:
Jesus save you.

make sure your burial ground is fully decked out, and the people who will bury you as well.

I have noticed that when you NL peeps call the name "Jesus", it can only mean one or more things.

1. You are trying to cure a terminal illness.
Or
2. You are daaaaaaaaaamn ugly.
In your own case, I check all of the above.

Sho yo rite!
Only Jesus can save the world from your ugliness.

My Jesus love me o. . . .AND guezzz wot? SO DOES MY OKORO IGBOTIC HUSBAND .
My husband nefa quench. If I die, my husband and children go bury me.

You? Heh heh heh. . .Na Nigerian community for H-Australia go contribute money to send your disease-infested azzzze back to the nearest African H-airport, aka DAKAR!

Gosh what a life.

How you nor go sabi how maggot dey 'dance' for rotton toto. . .wey na only maggot dey phock ya old Yoruba dorty Yoruba gutter-side NL pooosie?

tpia@:
hmm, no reply yet since the demon fled when s/he heard a certain name.


s/he will come back and be whispering jisos like person wey maggots dey im yansh.





yes, church is on sundays.

eni ti won ba bi baba ati iya da, try something.

See this cyber stalker. The only thing I do on Sundays is PHOCK!

Who wanno follow an Ogboni-Ngbatic Olumba Olumba Xtian like you to go and eat Jesus' arzzze for communion every Sunday?
Born again winch wey nor fit keep man for house.

Anuohia! Back to sender I say. Go and eat your Jesus' arzzze by your cursed self.

Lonely miserable old cargo.

Sorry, I am celebrating September birthdays with my lovely co-workers. . .I have to eat the last piece of Strawberry-Kiwi Cheesecake, when no barry is looking( I have been eyeing it!) . . . you sit hear and roam around NL looking for a hot phock from the same Jesus Christ you sacrificed with 2 armed robbers for ritual ma.

Ashewo Jesus Christ!

My life is rich with the fullness thereof! Yours is empty, lonely and miserable.
Kpele o!  Material + Spiritual orphan on/off the cyber airways.

^^^
C'mon sharrrrrrrrrrap!
Ashewo Holy Ghost Faya!
I say I have picked my 'burial' graaaaaaaaand site on NL.
Go and build yours.
Jelosi winch!

Please, I am at work.
Later o!
Witi dati ya dry nyansh.

^^^

Mu he he he he

The reason it is such a sweeeeeeeeeet place to be.

My fellow mad-woman, how work today?

Happy Soinday o!

Arcadia:
LWKMD@ e badu belle and e jolosi! BootyonMe, u no go kil me o!U 2 gbaski shuo! ROFLMFAO! U jst murdered tpia and her cohorts, and sent dem to limbo/purgatory. Serves dem ryt! Stewpid, frustrated and brainless mammies. Lyk i giv flying phuck abt tpia's CONSTANT moronic outlook on things. Up Booty gurl!

Thank you 'Ekun-dika'!

Tpia is very good at 'tracing' things. Including her 'fellow' stalkers aka salient assassins for cyber dee-ks WITHOUT MEN OF THEIRS on and off the cyber airways. No wahala as long as I chop leave the remnant for una. I don't need no long term 'fling'. Just a marriage spicer(someone I can use to romance my husband with, IN MY HEAD SOME NIGHTS, when he pissess me off and I still have to phock his stale, Nigerian, Igbotic, MALU arzzzz WHEN AGRO CATCH ME DURING THOSE SPECIAL TIMES OF THE MONTHS HUH? ). . . just for 'fantasy ocean' to keep the damn Nigerian marriage going huh?

No competition babes.

I tellya. . .I have never seen such a sad creature like this Tpia in my life.
God forbid!
Everything is a either a big deal or doomsday. I am sorry for anyone who will live in the same house with such a thing.
T-U-F-I-A-K-W-A!!!!

Never happy for anyone that tries to find happiness in this life. Typical Ngbatic old widow. Husband/children-killing/eating winch!

Very jealous of her fellow women who can get it going under the sheets.

Unphockable biatch!

http://www.thenetng.com/2011/07/07/ara-tells-us-her-marriage-is-over/

[b]It’s over; all over between drummer girl Ara and her prince charming Nurudeen!

The lovebirds, who made us joyous as they told their love story shortly before tying the knot in June 2009, have been separated since January this year. And Ara, who announced the separation this week, says there’s no going back.

Sources say the marriage is in the process of annulment, and that both parties ‘have moved on’.

‘Ara is back in Ajao estate with her family‘ one insider tells us. ‘While her former husband has also started another life‘.

[size=20pt]Our source says the reason for the break, is ‘complicated’. ‘But I believe any man that treats his wife the way he treated her, is not ready to make that marriage work‘. [/size]


In a statement issued by BlackHouse Media, on behalf of the musician, Ara says  ‘We’ve been separated since January‘, the musician says. ‘But because I do not want rumours to start flying, and I think, out of respect, all my friends and fans need to know what’s happening to me, I think it’s right to set the records straight once and for all on this. We’re no longer together and we’re both happy. We’ve both moved on‘.

‘I’m single again. But I will not be searching for now‘.

‘I’ve taken this decision very painfully; and it’s particularly a tough and sensitive time for me and my son. And I plead with my friends and fans to put us in their prayers at this period‘.

Ara got married to Nurudeen, a Lagos Prince on June 4, 2009 at the Oshodi/Isolo registry in Lagos. The pair had been dating for a while and had just returned from the US where they hibernated after Ara ‘escaped’ from her controversial Atunda Records deal.

They have a baby together.[/b]

Gbam! You can imagine what she saw in his hands for those 2 years of married life.
It's complicated?
Mu he he he he
Prolly a 'behind-baser'!


Thank God women can now say NO to abusive relationships and marriages.
I thank my God that women can now work with their own hands to earn their own paychecks, than dying in the hands of one brutish beast in the name of marriage.
God bless GOD! Amen.

It is even worse for Celebrity marriages. Way before Ayinla Kollington and Salawa Abeni,

No surprises there. Hmmmmm!!!
Say whaaaaaaooooooooooooooo?
Bush meat marry busher meat.
Talk about da real 'Fuji-Garbage'!


Awon "diaris no one liki moda to me". . . !!!!

The nightmare of the Alec Godwin-Kefee scandal is still fresh in our memories.

In fact. Na dis wan pain me pass. Hmmm!

Femi and Funke Kuti, who recently filed for divorce, broke our hearts when they separated years back.  Frank Edoho and his wife Katherine are currently going through the trauma of separation and pending divorce. Same for 9ice and Toni Payne, Ara and Nurudeen and several others. Other victims include Edward Ashiedu and Kenny St.-Brown, Iyabo Ojo, Monalisa Chinda (and her ex-husband Dejo Richards, who has since remarried), Soul E and Ure Okezie, Goriola Hassan and Ayo Adesanya,

Bukky Wright (who’s been through at least two divorces with prominent celebrities), Stella Damasus and Nzeribe, and many, many more.

All the faults of the men of course.

It is not easy to marry and live with a Nigerian man I tellya!
We thank God for overcoming such a menace.
In my next world I nor go try am! I go be lesbo instead. TWA!

Wahala ti po ju! Bush meats!

^^^

Sorry!

Enjoy the one you have read so far. At least some of us have proven to 'get it on' on and offline as kpeeeeeeee being eggggstremely phockable and desirable(with only the very best. . . if I may add ) Not with local NL buffoons like ya and OTHERS wey no fit marry but for FaceBook and NL recycled pit latrines. With the UGLIEST brides recorded in history. Una nor dey even shame to show una wor-wor faces with una BOKO-HARAM wedding pictures for all to see. Chineke!!!

My husband is still 'the KING'. Go and marry ya own.
Abi you see me for divorce court?
LOOOOOZA!

I can understand the hate. Sorry, you can't get no one to 'eat' ya.

Kpele o! All your fellow WIDOWS aka 'ashewos' cyber have been kicked off their bottom pawa 'moderating' posts in the other side? After tearing their pants and h-underwias for center of 'village market'. Na wah for awon "Big-Kaward" Anu-Boko-HarEm-harlots o! Great entertainment I tellya. My porsonal-porson on the h-inside gif me the low-down. Mu he he he he Oturugbeke o!


Mu he he he he he. The world has been vindicated. We now know who the real "McCoyzzz" are, WITH ALL THE UNDERGROUND KURU KERE RUNS. MU HE HE HE HE

(MISSION SOOOOOOOOOOO ACCOMPLISHED. . .DID NOT EVEN TAKE ME AS LONG AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD TO GET THE JOB DONE. . .AS IN SEEING THOSE DISGRACEFUL MODERATOR-HARLOTS AND OMBUNDSMAN KICKED OUT OF THAT "OYA ASHEWO BABES AND DUDES CLUB". . . MU HE HE HE HE)

I DEY LAFF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. . . . LIKE OBJ. . . . .KWAH KWAH KWAH KWAH. . . Mu he he he he he

FYI:I don't do 'Ogbono feli feli' mouthed dudes of the h-internet.

Ciao!

Dang! 00:45AM. 6 hours to close!

Madam UGLY TPIA, I beg go find work. You are interferring with my $15,000 monthly income dear.

MOVE YA STINKIN' ARZZZZ!!!

^^^

Hear comes the almighty QUEEN of thread derailment. ODUDUWA cyber gossip with e badu belle and e jolosi syndrome to eternity. When I deal with your useless arzzzes, you will be the first to run for cover and ban.
Who is stalking who now? Did I address your stinking 'Yoruba', unphockable behind

Please, stop addressing me. I find you extremely disgusting!

Mu he he he he he

Show us ya own.
Old IJEBU-OGBONI-cyber, husband-killer winch with no man for house. TWA!

Please, only 80 men(78 offline and 2 ONLINE) have eaten my yeast in this my life time and counting. . . .ALL STILL ALIVE AND WELL.

E dey [size=16pt]T-pain[/size] ya arzzzzz?

Kpele o! JOLOSI OGBONI MAMA!!!

Back to work jare.

I beg. . .I dey celebrate my birthday for China next month(with one of my very BEST customers from Delta State Nigeria . . .NO OKORO-Yoruba PLEASE!)

Soooooooooo diafore, try get YA 'papers' take vacation from NL. Illegal UFO!

You are invited dearie.

Mu he he he he he

Don't forget 'children who have lost their parents have become widows'!




Who say 'Warri nor dey carry last'?

Mgbeke First-Lady of Nigeria. Even Turai beta pass disi wan. Kei!

Millions were shocked to hear last week, that the Smiths have ended their marriage. But the pair were quick to comfort fans with a statement saying they're still together,

E badu belle and e jolosi peeps wanno scatter Will and Jada's sweeeeeeet 'open marriage'?
Devil don fail, at least for another year.
Thank God!
The only "BLACK" married peeps after the Obamas to give the black race some hope!
Thank you, fada francis for frying fourteen fried fish for four friends from france! Iseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Answer:

It is left to the celebrities to save their own marriages IF they want to STAY married.
After all, many are called but few are chosen.

I have already chosen my 'anniversary' song for this year. Hallelujah!

I ain't no celebrity. . .but I can dannn well keep my marriage INTACT!

Happy to celebrate another fruitful year.

Honey darling. . . To one more year of our blessed and fun union.

Thank you ma lord, for giving some of us the best of spouses. . .who can see NO wrong in us. Mwaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

All these wor-wor old cargos of NL and of THE ALMIGHTY KINGDOM NEVER COME OF THE CYBER WORLD don come again witi e-badu belle and e-jolosi single and lonely unmarriageable syndrome/disease again kwa nu?

SEE E-BADU RUNNING BELLE AND E-JOLOSI DEDI BODI FOR MERCY OZIOMA BABYLOVE JOHNSON BODI OOOOH, CHAI!!!!!!!!!

You may by now know my stand as far as the whole Mercy Johnson wedding is concerned. Wrecking a family somewhere to make one is absolute absurd to me and the wedding is a prototype.

No one can 'wreck' a family that is meant to be sweerie.
Selense? NA BO SHEEEEE!!!!
Ozigi zaga? ZA GA ZO GO!!!!


Who cares about your 'stand' or 'sit'? Na you get your legs and your nyansh to take 'sit' or 'stand'.
Please, do with them what you wish. NO BARRY cares.
Even YOUR Christ from his Embassy Church has blessed the marriage.

Please, go and look at the marriage certificate again. It reads: [size=20pt]MRZZZZZZZZZZZ[/size] PRINCESS, MERCY OZIOMA OKOJIE!!!!

[size=20pt]G*B*A*M*!!!!![/size]

The deal is done. No need crying over spilled milk or 'piss'!

Go and comfort 'Lovely', the weeping, wor-wor ex-wife of a loser in ITALY/CANADA for making noise at the 99th hour for a marriage that had packed up years ago. What a useless woman without shame. . .crying over a man that does not want her ugly arzzze no more. Kai!!!! Desperate witch!

Yvonne wasn’t able to attend the traditional marriage ceremony but she said she was happy to be part of the wedding held at Christ Embassy Church at Ikeja."

Thank my God a Ghanian was chosen as chief-BM! 
No wahala. You are not a Nigerian and should not bother with the customary wedding. It would have bored you to death anyhoo. You did not miss much. Only a gang of old, smelly, unwashed fart-bags(aka village elders or UMUNNAS) from the village boonies even the bride and groom have never set eyes on in their entire lives. . .drinking from one rusty metallic gong or cup, till it gets to the intended husband's lips, with flies, mosquitos and all kinds of hepatic/herpes lesions/mouth ulcer juices colonizing the so-called wine-cup.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!! Thank God I only had to do such a thing ONCE in my life time. Never again!!!

Good to see my darling Empress Njamah there too. Glad you could make the 'HOLY WHITE' wedding. I thank you on her behalf.

Now, go and get your own husband before you end up like some UNMARRIAGEABLE, fossilized NL old cargos on this thread.


Please, don't eat ya hearts out ehn? . . .LOVE HAS WON WOR-WOR LOVELY!!! QED!!!

[size=20pt]LOVE HAS WON, WOR-WOR EX-WIFEY AKA LOVELY. . .+/-/x/=. . .NAIRALAND E-BADU BELLE AND E-JOLOSI HOLY WENJES DON LOSE!!! MU HE HE HE HE


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Nna mheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. . . this gele na dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I love the cascading 'spirals'! PROFESSIONAL TOUCH!!! MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! 

But she for try contrast that lime green abi na sage green with some hot pink for a perfect "KILLER" fashion-statement na. . .all the lime green all the way. . .nor be am.

Abi nor be "LASGIDI" she dey live? She nor dey read "OVATION GHANA"?

But she try as only a 'Kogi' babe can try. At least she beta pass that una 'MGBEKE' FIRST-LADY LAME-DAME PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIENS!

Seeeeeeeeeeeeee Crowd?


My Father. . . .My lord. I bless your HOLY NAME for seeing this day.
Thank you for answering my prayers on behalf of Mercy Johnson.
The enemies have been put to shame.
My Mercy is now 'Mrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz PRRRRRRRRRRINCESS Okojie'!

E-badu belle and e-jolosi old cargos. . .nor quench o!

My father, my lord. . . I BLESSSSSSSSSSSSS YOUR HOLY NAME.

Wetin happen after this wedding nor be my consain.

Mercy Ozioma Johnson has answered 'MRS'!

From pure water seller. . .to Nollywood BEAUTY and STAR. . .to Married woman.

Please. . . give us twins for the 'first shot'!!!! I dey ya corner babe!!!

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAISE MY LORD!!!!

I have only tears of joy!!!!!

LOVE has won and LOVELY has lost!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

But what broke Mercy down into a mass of tears was the sudden appearance of Genevieve Nnaji. Mercy wept for about five minutes and had to be consoled by many people, including the anchor. Mercy later confided to close friends that Genevieve is her idol and her appearance meant the world to her

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . I can only imagine. Stand your graaaaaaaaaaaand babe. E badu belle and e jelosi cannot fit to do shyyyyyy. . . yyyyyyte.

Me likey.
Go gals.
God bless Genevieve.
Nairaland old cargos don quench of e-badu belle and e-jolosi finish.
Chai!
Women wey nor fit keep men for 'aus. . .even witi "HOLY BIBLE" and all the 'fruit of the doom and gloom' for 'aus.

Even 'ashewo' fit catch 'usband.
Holy Nwenje 'Sunday Suku' old spinsters nor fit 'move'.

[size=20pt]GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MERCY!!!!
YOU ROCK![/size]

Boy! Is she beaurrrrrrrrrrrrriful or what?


Lovely? Erm? How lovely are you?

You don lose! Anoda woman don carry ya man wey you put for 'lay-away'! Mu he he he he.
Kpele o!

I for killy you if you for let dat 'stray' dog escape ya puzi!

Mercy mon dia. . . Abeg qwik born ya children and pass am to the next woman e jor. He is very 'fah-tile'! Correct 'Ishan' akamu to make plenty pretty babies.

Wey my 'andsome "Prince" jare. Finders keepers o.

Na we we!
Dear Mercy. . .welcome to the world of the 'legally' married. You may now proceed to the next phase. . . aka 'ashewo life with confidence'!

Living the best of both worlds. . .with husbands and lots of boyfriends.