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Now, she is a mother herself. . . she can now appreciate hers!
We tain God!

Hmmmmm
You suuuuuuuuuuuure can tell the real "Pitts" from the fake "Pitts"!

Those Jolie-Pitt oyinbo chuuddren fian pass the 'RAINBOW COALITION' ADOPTED ONES BY FARRRR!!!
Kei!!!!

That 'Zara' hair na wah!

E be laik say dem forget wan pickin for h-inside plane or bus! Wey Maddox? Abi na 'Tito'?

My pipo hellep me count o! Na 5 chuuudren I see instead of 6.

“I will never be as good a mother as she was. I will try my best, but I don’t think I ever will be.”

Nne. . . .the tin nor easy. Hmmmm!
I don't know how single parents(aka full-time house-wives) manage o! God forbid I say! God forbid!!!!!

About time too!
I would like their azzzes posted all ova youtube too.

"One of the women threw water in my face and they injected me with something that gave me a strong intimate desire," he said.

"They stopped the car and made me Be Intimate with each of them several times, using condoms.
"When they had finished they left me in the bush totally Unclad.

Nigerian women. . . see una mates?
Gosh, I need to move to Harare!
I would love to take pictures and videos too!
This is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!

So?
Very confident young lady.
Love her!

I hope Nigerian men do not get mad and use her to do 'corrective' rap-e o?

You can tell a lady who had a real father at home. Very strong-willed!

Kudos TD!

Your sexuality is not my 'consine'!

Na wah!
Will hear from WJ first.
This is highly unlikely. . . but probable.

Good for him.
As a man. . . he will need to be the calm head in his relationship.
Women are 'naturaal-born' nut basket cases!
I wish MOST Nigerian men would borrow a leaf or two from him.

Nice one Jim!

I am taking an Anger Management Session now; it was advised not only by my fiancée, but also by my agent. It is a  very interesting session for my well-being.

Nothing like a man who takes the advice of his woman.
Glad to know he has a fiancee. . . !
Thank God! The man don dey 'ol!

Whooooo hoooo!
After waka-ing all over and disvirgining other peoples' daughters to be made useless. . .for other men?
After aborting and aborting. . .as the only means of contraceptive. . . .HA!
Now you dey find 'good' girl!

Mu he he he he

Na wah for these men o!
KARMA is the real Biatch!
And a sweeeeeet WAN too!

Oh boyeeeee!
Only good boys find good girls o.
God can NEVER give you what you do not deserve!

HO-HA!

Bera than being black in Nigeria kpa kpa!

"We have no problem with darkskinned people, it's just that there has been so much trouble with Nigerians in recent times that we want to play it safe," says owner of a city pub where an 'encounter' between a group of Nigerian guests and the bar staff led to a fight and destruction of property worth Rs. 3 lakh. Osaze wonders if a similar incident with a white American would result in bars banning whiteskinned people.

Twisted logic of ONLY a reetarded Black Man as usual!

Listening to and watching my co-workers dancing to this song at work!

I like the way you wind that 'booty-booty on me'!

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Right now. . . life is too sweeeeeeeeet!
I am sooooooo in love with the world!
The end of the year is fast-approaching. . . it has been a dannnnnn gooood one!
Misery and hatred is not my portion right now.
Especially after what My God has done for me all these years?
Plus debt-free too?

Not in this my GRRRRRREAT USA!
Besides, I have a new man!

Bored ke?
I nefa even unpack my suitcase from my vacation or reply all my e-mails/text messages from all my male friends.
Never a dull moment. . .

Hahahahahahahaha
E do tey wey "irrity aiye" full for NL!
Jesus the same yesterday, today and forever too!
Amen!

Ooooops! Time for my sweet work already?
Time don go today.
Soooo off tomorrow!

God's will.
The Black race remains cursed.
Enemies of progress!

Even more corrupt than when Oprah made the so-called statement.
Nigerians keep proving her right!
Good job Oprah!

Voted Oprah again!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED this movie.
Watched it airborne on Emirates Airline.
Can't wait to own a copy.
No pirated copies please.

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The best part. . . .THE MUSIC!!!!!!

That Spanish Thingy did it for me. . . .

THIS IS BRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIL!!!!!

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It has even motivated me more. . . to work harder.
So I don't get evicted.

Very good.

Other websites take their members money dey marry WOR-WOR FaceBook/ChatRoom wives and pay their past due mortgages.

For once, make we see sointin good come out of all the time spent on the www!

The best part of all this is the accountabilty of all monies collected and spent(to the LAST kobo). . . transparency.
Glad to know there are still geniune people around Nigeria.
This is a great surprise from NL.
Glad to be alive to see this day.

To all those who have made this possible. . . in cash, kind and time spent. . . .May you be richly rewarded.

Amen.


Celebration time!!!!

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang! This song has over 250 million hits/downloads! I LOOOOOVE IT!

A lizard in Bayelsa cannot become a crocodile in Abuja.
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Something has to be done about all these 'Obahiagbons' with all their semantic jargons. . . . . from that Benin-City of a place I tellya. The 'bushman' even gave himself the title of 'comrade' too?

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Must be one of those 'Edo Carvers' who just lost his job after Oshiomole pursue dem comot for Ring Road!

E be laik say na for h-inside market dem do the wedding.
Where are all the other Nollywood 'celebs' like Genevieve dem?
The babe fine o. Na poverry just make her look one kain.
Tall and slim with pristine facial features. . .
Aki money go soon baff am well well.

One thing for sure.
He would never know if he married a VAGIN or not!
Unless he uses his whole hand!
From shoulder to fingers. . . .even at that!

Equation nor go balance lai lai!
Hope he is good @ mouth-asssshion sha o?

I think say na we H-A-Hmericans be de 'Our Lady Fatimahs' o!

Alrrrrrrrrrrrighty then.
All the best.

De ja vu?
Kim Kardashian!

I kinda like the one on the right of my computer's screen.
But those 'area-boy-village-people' thingy of fingernails have to go!
Not good for the fin-ger-ing process!