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RomanceRe: 14 Years And Condom. by Borat1: 8:20pm On Feb 19, 2010
@jenibayo
Would you rather she got pregnant or worse still contracted some disease?
Stop being a phucking hypocrite. . .
RomanceRe: Would You Bathe Together With Your Boy/Galfriend? by Borat1: 8:15pm On Feb 19, 2010
You should have asked if you'd screw with your partner in the bath, cos thats what it'll ultimately lead to. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves V Chelsea [0 - 2] On Saturday 20th February by Borat1: 8:04pm On Feb 19, 2010
Away form or not We'll dispatch wolves. Drogba to score a hat-trick in the first half before he's substituted. . .
CelebritiesRe: Introducing Peter Okoye's Son, Cameron by Borat1: 5:11pm On Feb 19, 2010
Doesnt look anything like him,
could be someone else's kid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 2:58pm On Feb 19, 2010
There goes your frontpage dreams. Must you buy arsenal players? Yeye. . .dey there dey do solidarity.
Forum GamesRe: 1 Or 2 by Borat1: 12:27pm On Feb 19, 2010
how i pity the op, if only he had read pages 450 and 451 of the "how not to open a thread" manual tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 5:34pm On Feb 18, 2010
. . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 2:03pm On Feb 18, 2010
He he, !  grin
We killing it, FC Borat on the scalp-claiming mission
We are up to 15th in the league and 2nd in the H2H league and a glance at the february form will tell you why. . . tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 9:59pm On Feb 17, 2010
Hehe
@Ibime, what of etherington? The thunder must go round. . . tongue
The assist was initially credited to ade, then it was removed.
~Borat~ :
you dont have a prayer, petrov will come in as an 87th minute sub
He he. . .
CultureRe: Nigerian Ladies Are Beautiful! (pictures) by Borat1: 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2010
Wtf? I see "this chic is fine" and "the makeup is bad" but i dont see any godamned pics? Why put up a pic if you'll pull it down immediately. . .silly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 7:24pm On Feb 17, 2010
Why wasnt ade credited with yesterdays assist? How i will dispose of that nucca. . .
I wonder who my opponent is next week, cos this week its chamo and that tie is a certified no-contest.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Ac Milan vs Manchester United [2 - 3] on Feb. 16, Tue by Borat1: 8:55pm On Feb 16, 2010
Trick daddy dinhosaurus. . .2 more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 7:25pm On Feb 16, 2010
~Sauron~:
Miserable sod!!!
So you have now realised what i
told you earlier after 48 hours?
You are not informed and yet
you argue with people who
know better than you do.
Anuofia!!!
Minister of information, may amadioha smash your head in, Ewu ara. . .
With or without tevez, i'm leaving your backside behind in the league cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Ac Milan vs Manchester United [2 - 3] on Feb. 16, Tue by Borat1: 2:09am On Feb 16, 2010
jalether:
Ronaldinho will put the scummies out of their misery, you heard it here first cool

Agg- Milan 3-2 man utd tongue tongue
Only in your dreams will manscum score two goals at the sansiro. . .
Milan 3 - 0 tarados
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Premier League Plans Play-off For Last Champions League Place by Borat1: 1:47am On Feb 16, 2010
What a load of bull. . .
Welcome news to cats like the gaynners and the scousers tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 12:39pm On Feb 15, 2010
Wayo Allah. . .
Tevez is out. . . Razzclat! sad angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 9:36pm On Feb 14, 2010
One word. . .phuck off
Oops thats two. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 7:11pm On Feb 14, 2010
Oh please tape your smelly gob. . .
Did tevez travel yesterday? Where did mancini rule him out of tuesday's game.
Check your facts before you come and taint this thread with vomitus
.
Did Palacios not play a prem game with his jet lag from a qualifier. . .IDIOT
Tevez plays, he doesnt. . .its 50-50
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 6:55pm On Feb 14, 2010
He he!
Dont even bet on it. . .
Tevez was absent on compassionate leave to see his new born baibee and WILL be back in time for tuesdays game.
Once again you're being left behind due to your lack of foresight and animosity towards apache. . .Sorry cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 1:37am On Feb 14, 2010
Yeah, he done did enough already. Halleluyah. . .
@lalaboi,
Rodallega will not score a hat-trick if he was awarded 3 penalties. . . tongue
WebmastersRe: Web Site For N1,000(php,html) by Borat1: 12:45pm On Feb 13, 2010
dexed: Everyone's trying to show off.
SHOW OFF thats all we
Nigerians know how to do
well. The mentality that runs
on this nairaland sometimes
amuses me. Imagine someone
being proud of 'attacking' on
a forum. Sometimes it makes
me wonder are these people
really adults or is that the
forum is a medium for them
to be 'kids' again.
This is by far the best post here, written by someone wise.
Donpuzo(pls remove the 'don' from your name) is the most ignorant fatheaded bloodclot ever to type on a keyboard. His pathetic attempt at a website which he has been ranting and raving about almost made me go blind grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA Cup: Chelsea Vs Cardiff City [ 2 -1 ] On Saturday 13th February by Borat1: 12:39am On Feb 13, 2010
Its funny how you just pop in, do a thread and pop out again
more like a bot. . . huh
Forum GamesRe: 1 Or 2 by Borat1: 11:30pm On Feb 12, 2010
Are you people enlisting in a mad peoples home?
Anyway Its good to see The Amaka and the OP are names 286 and 287 on the mad peoples register
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eyoniggar: You Are An I-d-i-o-t by Borat1: 1:40am On Feb 12, 2010
michelin89:
Oh, I am sorry then.
he he! cheesy
Your sense of the humour is on the money, the "oh" part wins an award
You stick a long knife in someone's gut and twist and turn it,
then when confronted, you apologize. . .
while ur victim is bleeding himself to deadhood. . . cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eyoniggar: You Are An I-d-i-o-t by Borat1: 11:58pm On Feb 11, 2010
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
Armed with this quote since my teenage days, i have done very well with the female folk.
I no wan make person spray me acid spoil my extra-beautiful face sake of say i say hi to her friend.
Mich,
Irrespective of the fact that i know eyo is an egg-headed p~u~s~s~i~e, posting that conversation is a cheap shot. . .
A very cheap shot and you know. . .
Forum GamesRe: Which N/lander Would You Do,ditch Or Date ? by Borat1: 6:44am On Feb 11, 2010
No mind me abeg,
You just cut the image of a lonely slut who could do with some savage male company. . . cool
Forum GamesRe: Which N/lander Would You Do,ditch Or Date ? by Borat1: 6:37am On Feb 11, 2010
He he!
I'll do The AMAKA with a rusty knife, then ditch the b*i*t*c*h sharpish. . .

Jeezis H. BaldHeaded Christ!
Platinum your lips look like its used for nothing more than giving head. . .
kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 5:17am On Feb 11, 2010
I'm aiming for 14th this week,
and its perfectly achievable considering the fact i still got 6 cats left to play,
including my skipper. . .
he he! Be afraid  cool

A-40:
@Ibime
Its absolute Ludacris!! 3 bonus pts after a fuckin draw?? When he didnt even have a hand in any goal whats worse Adebayor and Tevez scored yesterday and didn't get points! I'd like to know what criteria these hedgehogs use to award bonus pts
Well you dont exactly have to score or assist to score bonuses. Duff scored 3 bonus points yesterday, he neither scored no assisted any goal. He simply ran the show.
Fabregas is another bonus LovePeddler, he just needs to string a few passes and he is swimming in the bonus gravy.

Ibime:
Dont mind them. . . its an English conspiracy. . . anyway, I still have options of securing victory. . . first prayer is that Martin Petrov gets injured before next week so I can cop Maloudas 7 points to put me aheadwink
You dont have a prayer,  tongue
petrov will come on as an 87th minute sub

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea [2 -1] On Wed, 10th February by Borat1: 9:51pm On Feb 10, 2010
Holy shark! A penalty(miss) shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United [1 - 1] On Wed, 10th February by Borat1: 9:27pm On Feb 10, 2010
Only tarados tackle two-footed in this age of football. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea [2 -1] On Wed, 10th February by Borat1: 9:26pm On Feb 10, 2010
I'm not watching the match unfortunately. . .
Malouda goal. . .cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United [1 - 1] On Wed, 10th February by Borat1: 9:07pm On Feb 10, 2010
Goal!!
Cuellar cheesy

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