₦airaland Forum

After almost 3 months in limbo, the 'president' is flying back home.Just saw it a couple of minutes ago on al-jazeera.
More to follow. . .

Cacau is absolutely r.a.p.i.n.g barca

Foster in goal. . .hallelujah

@Criz hope you had a swell birthday. . .
I'm not banking on shrek for shiiiit,
Everyone has him as skipper so even if he phucks up as i wish he will, its still no biggie
hoping to beat you to 12th today. . .

Everyone screws around from time to time. . .
Men are absolutely the guilty party. 70% of men who leave their wives for a business trip or other screw in the process.
If you have to get married, brace yourself for the ills and thrills. . .bottomline - Marriage is overrated

~Sauron~:
I cant believe Chelsea are 4 points clear

I laff. . .You have never believed in anything but your deluded self. . .
Stop moaning about injuries in defence, cos we've got our own fair share of injuries in the defence but we aint whining
Ferdinand isnt injured, just tell him to stop slapping people and making frivolous appeals and he'll get more playing time
Vidic dances disco all night and claims to have a dead leg. . .pu-Cee wants to leave manscum!
We are four points ahead, live with that. . .skunk!

@Topic,
who cares?!
The fact remains all the uni's in nigeria are a hot mess!
Where a computer science graduate cant start up a computer, but he'll rip you to pieces in a theoretical seminar
Big deal!

Speak. . .your buddy heareth!

Shattap thou last born son of the Führer. . .i can take care of myself

Contact You? How?

Lalaboi has been smoking horsesh¡t. . .
Those are seperate games treated separately
Dont worry, i'll explain better week 29!

D¡ck sucka?
Jeezis wept!

She's ukrainian. . .

I smoke any thing thats combustible. . .haha!

This is madness, i'm calling the medics! Whats their number. . .524 or 525?

May sango use you for his next lightning experiment. . .
Why did you edit your posts?
War ke? Who wants to fight a war with a handicapped no-hoper like you. . .i was talking to Seun, so phuck off! Prick. . .

Team Roc. . .
Omo. .Your choice of villa players was top draw. . .right on the money
22 points from two cats alone!
I still wonder why gabby wasnt given bonus points. . .even one
A goal and a phucking assist!
Its O. .U. .T. .R. .A. .G. .E. .O. .U. .S!

@Criz,
you dey do bai-day tomorrow? Omo me i no dey drink o! Alcohol tolerance = Zero
But when i smoke, there is a fog!
So just blow me two puffs of a good cuban cigar. . .i go smell am for hia
Happy Birthday in advance. . .

Mama-gee is an unfortunate child who's locked up with pet dogs, stray cats. . .and unfortunately. . .internet access.
A forum where she gets to meet real people is a difficult place for her, i understand

@Dhtml,
Why dont you go chew your wrists or blow dead rats instead of kissing @ss. . .
You bust in here raving like a street urchin high on fake coke when all i did was make a harmless suggestion. . .Na wa!

Chamo Dispatched. . .As easy as crossing the US border from mexico. . .
Tubabie thanks for the favors. . .
All i need to claim top spot in the league is to beat MEND. I promise to roast him on a spit when he comes a-calling
13th is fine by me. I dont reckon i'll move any step ahead cos 'everyone' has got shrek as skipper. . .
Tboy is inevitably next in line for a hiding. . .its a bloody murder!

Who says rooney is winning the golden boot? Scratch all that!

How Market!!!
Seriously when i saw the scum backline i knew it was a loss for the tarados against an ambitious everton side!
Gary and Evans were 'outstanding'

On the money!!!!
On the money!!!!
I'm rich!!!

Hold on lads!

Dimitar Berbatov scores. . .
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov equalizes. . .

I'm just looking at the tarado's back four and suddenly i'm a happy man!
A shame cahill and mo-fella are missing tho. . .

I know how pleasantly surprised we are when we log in to social networks (facebook and co), yahoo e.t.c to find out the sites have undergone some sort of mild design restructuring. But that sadly has not been the case with nairaland.
Since the site was created by seun (since far back 2005 i guess) it has not undergone any form of facelift. The same 'ol, same 'ol bland look.
Seun, surely we are not asking too much of you when we make this request. Dont just relax and chop money. . .that is not acceptable

I just hope saha has still got his thinking dye on,
a 2-2 wont be bad

mama-gee:
But, why does he have a son when he's not married
Isn't that a sign of irresponsibility.

Tell me. . .
He aint married?

@ibime
Well i sure hope she does cos all i need to top the table is beat you when we meet which i'll surely do. . .

@A-40
Omo take am easy o! He he
You said it'd be ugly but i aint seen no evidence of purchases,
That only means that Abel Ichiro is using his wildcard
. . .hmmm

I'm leaping to 12th this week surely, and there's nothing anyone can do about that!

I love Austria. . .

Nobody dey try you. Either way she's going to phuck. . .and i hear they're starting of earlier nowadays.
So next time you see such, give her a wink and a thumbs up. . .