₦airaland Forum

SAINTSAMURAII:
This got me laughing out loud.

STFUareyouG0d:
is Uganda a state?

JustinTIMBA:
These ones are human beings unlike that criminal minded KinginKasala. I will vote these ones without regret.
Seu.n, Dominiq.ue, Dyge.asy and the team, thank you for "excusing" that violent cultist.

PeachyP:
Nope, I'm un-borin.g

papayeye:
Ye kparipa kparipa. Yeye charge and bail lawyer. Abeg comot for road jor

prettythicksme:
Picture or u knw the rest

olureignforever:
Hey, hey, hey

Bluette:
Haaahahhahahahha.

PeachyP:
Anytime anyone types the word 'borin.g' you'll get mentioned right?

Nutase:
Me is not

JohnieWalker:
Aww would have replied you but am sorry am way up I feel blessed Mr borin.g have a lovely day ahead...shallom

JohnieWalker:
Old without maintenance baba shift jhor

JohnieWalker:
Wic ABU abeg shift jhor....bor.ing skul with old buildings

sleekyonyx:
It's a sin to have premarital Sex
Don't want to get corrupt pls

soberdrunk:
So u expect us to believe that these "low budget" looking criminals committed all the aforementioned crimes? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Dss make una find another thing talk.....

Nutase:
who is you

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will not be the official language of the European Union rather than german, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking german like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

And Congratulations you have learnt german within minutes.