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Education / Re: Nigerian Law School First Class Graduates Reveal Their Secrets by born2boink(m): 4:12pm On Nov 03, 2014
OlaBlaize:
OAU produced 3 first class last year. So feeling inferior
I am sure those first class were not the one coming to bag first class in sentences correction
Health / Re: Asthmatic Patients,share Your Experiences And What Medication Works For You. by born2boink(m): 12:52pm On Nov 03, 2014
ThierryJay:


Well, I have used Trevo before and I can certainly say that it noticeably improved my chronic condition when I was using it. The frequency of my attacks was reduced. and I felt much more active and energetic. it may not have cured it, but it helped manage it.

However, Trevo is quite expensive (abt 10-12k) lasting for only a month. So I'm thinking of trying out the moringa option.
Trevor is over rated and if it has been healing asthma, the news would have gone viral. I wouldn't condemn Trevo as I know it's generally good for the body and could help your body supplement or lost nutrients and ensure well treats of the tissues and cells. This could help reduce the asthma because most people suffer due to poor management and food like yam, bread, cold weather, dust and perfume could trigger it. I don't like to see people sick. I have had relatives who suffer from this and my uncle is a doctor.
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School First Class Graduates Reveal Their Secrets by born2boink(m): 12:45pm On Nov 03, 2014
Mexzy88:
oya correct yourself.
Bros hay! I do not need to correct myself, likewise I do not check on other people errors or mistakes. I see myself as a learner but some people believes they are better of or have outshine others in life and nairaland , but off nairaland, dem go bow. I'm a sincere and honest in life but use this forum as medium to catch fun and entertain but I took more time fighting poverty off nairaland and I eventually landed myself in comfortable zone. I am not a teacher like you people, but I do not centre myself in correcting people mistakes because I see myself as below par who need to upgrade pari passu.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Law School First Class Graduates Reveal Their Secrets by born2boink(m): 11:05am On Nov 03, 2014
KenSaroWiwa:

Wetin born2fuck dey fine for this section....de don pursue u commot from ur ashawo section ?
at least I pass through school nah but nairaland took most of time,but thank God, financial wise, we are moving higher, who no like better tin?
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School First Class Graduates Reveal Their Secrets by born2boink(m): 11:00am On Nov 03, 2014
Why would they bagged first class, when all they know is coming here to spot errors and correct sentences on nairaland. Make dem come prove themselves now but them sabbi spot errors wella on nairaland. Seun osewa go give them first class.
ALKARULEZ615:
Muhehehehehehehehe.... Where are all those wereys screaming U.I, UNILORIN, OAU, UNIBEN, UNILAG and d lyks.... Mumuish pple living on past glory grin

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Phones / Re: Pls Help My Mtn Free 100 Mb Isn't Working by born2boink(m): 8:55am On Nov 03, 2014
Awuf dey ruin belle.
Phones / Re: Get Ready To Be Surprised Heavily By Airtel Nigeria by born2boink(m): 1:59am On Nov 03, 2014
SlyIg:
MTN promo ... E no reach me ...
Etisalat ... I no see ...
Airtel ... Still hoping ...
Glo nko ... No news yet.

I'm still waiting ...
go wash your head for your village water, make better things begin reach you. Na small small the tin dey start ooo, no bi until the tin reach big tin before you realise
Sports / Re: Who Is The Most Successful Nigerian In Epl History? by born2boink(m): 2:18pm On Nov 01, 2014
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Phones / Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by born2boink(m): 1:54pm On Nov 01, 2014
Neyova:
E no tire you??
E no tire you too?
Phones / Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by born2boink(m): 1:37pm On Nov 01, 2014
victorels:


it will not disappear. But if you are browsing with the sim, you will be using your data. I don't think they have activated us to use the surprise data.
thanks a lot.
Phones / Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by born2boink(m): 1:31pm On Nov 01, 2014
Tashamania:
Just 11 free SMS.. Nonsense undecided
use your teeth go commot nail for wood. ah ha ha la la la la
Phones / Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by born2boink(m): 1:26pm On Nov 01, 2014
Neyova:
continue asking.
hope my 500 mb left which I bought from datashare won't dissappear. Make awuf no kill me oo
Phones / Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by born2boink(m): 1:20pm On Nov 01, 2014
Neyova:
You can ask me one more time cry maybe i be mtn.
I dey ask one more time.I hope my 500 mb left which I bought from datashare won't dissappear. Make awuf no kill me oo

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Phones / Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by born2boink(m): 1:13pm On Nov 01, 2014
Neyova:
Send 11 to 400, u'll be given 100mb instantly.
I hope my 500 mb left which I bought from datashare won't dissappear. Make awuf no kill me oo
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Playstation 2 Slim For Sale At 12k by born2boink(m): 10:23am On Nov 01, 2014
ghost1718:
guy u be thief oh, how much come be new one?? I have ps2 and is 7k everything is working
a PS2 console in oshodi with 4 gig memory card, one pad cost 13k but if someone willing to offer you the 7k, you will increase the price
Celebrities / Re: Muma Gee Joins Politics Under PDP, Releases Stunning Campaign Poster by born2boink(m): 9:28am On Nov 01, 2014
Arnold Schwarzenegger,aka the terminator, commando, served two terms as the 38th Governor of California from 2003 ...why nigeria always see things the other way

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Gaming / Re: What Are Your Video Game Weird Habits? by born2boink(m): 5:22am On Nov 01, 2014
I invited a guy to come play games and we were playing wrestling(smack down vs raw) , that yeye boy keep smashing me (my player) on the floor, for good 3 minutes, my player no carry single arm, my eyes were red with anger, frustrated, as he was laughing, I was vexing, I look up the time at the wall,after about 5 minutes, I vexfully stand up and switch of the console and ask the guy to go his house, I'm not playing game with him again.

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Sports / Re: Keshi Resumes; Recalls Ikechukwu Uche For Remaining AFCON Qualifiers by born2boink(m): 5:12am On Nov 01, 2014
I don't know the fitness level of osaze odenwinge, victor Moses but I'm certain must play in week by week. Those are people that should partner dis uche and make nigeria proud

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Properties / Re: Landlord Gets 3-year Jail Term For Evicting Tenant With Force. by born2boink(m): 5:10am On Nov 01, 2014
Optional fine of 50,000. I know there will surely be additional information, probably, the landlord will pay for the damages for a period of time, I know it won't just end that way.
Romance / Re: I Can't Woo A Girl: I Don't Know What To Say. by born2boink(m): 11:51am On Oct 31, 2014
Woo Money and Girls will woos you, don't see that as top priority and reason why you don't have a girlfriend. Once you get into institution, before you know it, you will probably have one genuine girlfriend beside you, must especially if you are the brilliant type.

Secondly, wooing a girl could be funny, some even fit say; you no get respect, me and your sister bi mate. Some will even say funny; u dis small boy dey toast me even if they are younger, one have pride. See everything they say as joke when you are wooing. I remembered when I was young, when a lady told me' see this small boy" I replied say; u know wan make small boy taste better tin?, she just look into my eyes and laugh...

As me, I don't take anything from ladies serious but before I knows it, dick and pûssy don dey enter each other. ...

Even me get some funny toast like chai, I suspect say you bi mammy water, because you too fine. Even sometimes I don't always woos in english language but pidgin, that's make me more of a joker.

Make I yarn you one joke, I met a girl in offshore ikeja, I do not know what got over me that day, I say "hi" to the girl" she replied in "low tiny voice, the next I asked her what happened to her voice? She said; what did I mean, I said the one you are sounding like a cat, I don't understand, the girl replied in pidgin" so you dey toast and you dey insult me, I said no; I'm just realistic, I'm sure you don't talk like this at home. The next wey the girl dey replied, say waka ja re, me self reply say ur number nko?, the girl say why u no wan come carry ham for my form. ..

Everything they said, either insult or serious, I don't feel it because me self no gbadun

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Forum Games / Re: Find Ur Birthday Mate. Comment Ur Birthday Nd See Who Shares Ur Birthday by born2boink(m): 9:22am On Oct 30, 2014
rozzay:

Yesso
I'm a freestyle lover nah.
Forum Games / Re: Find Ur Birthday Mate. Comment Ur Birthday Nd See Who Shares Ur Birthday by born2boink(m): 7:55am On Oct 30, 2014
rozzay:

Yes dear, tho me know some of mine like born2fuck. Eku preparations too o
we are one ja re!
Politics / Re: Army, Police, Others May Pay Electricity Bills - Senate by born2boink(m): 6:46am On Oct 29, 2014
They should not let them pay, Civilians go suffer for raiding and bail fees. Walahi, my people go suffer because police man will never use his money pay, dem go kukuma recruit dem selves for special end of month raiding bills

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