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MrSkyNaija:
The Economic Financial Crime Commission detectives have yet again uncovered another multi-billion Naira transaction believed to have been carried out by former minister for Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke.

http://princehayz..com/2016/09/ex-petroleum-resources-minister-diezani.html

By their useless sources ye shall know them!

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elrony:
Abeg gimme 3 shots... Ayam not understanding?!!!

Have 4 shots sef, since na 4-1 dey rain dis days.........

So much megedefegede being read on this thread today!


Lmao!!!





***Sips black label, pours dopejemi a double shot of the same***

Nice to see all the mega portions of humble pie being force fed down the throats of all these our resident tombola analysts since yesterdays great showing!



Jose made the right call and proceeded to do what all reasonable united fans had been clamouring for all along and was rewarded with superb "jogo bonito"!




On this evidence I guess its safe to say that we may have finally discovered both "rooneys and fellainis" best positions........THE BENCH!





Roll on thursday!

It seems this bastard is still mentally unstable?

ChangeIsCostant:
cc; lalasticlala, mynd44

Sharrap and stop disturbing them!


You think those mods care about a protest involving jobless idiots who have been paid peanuts to come out and disgrace their families over a soul less corrupt thief who does not give a damn about their existence?

clevadani:
Nonsense
It is God that will judge anybody that tries to bring PDP back to Edo state after what they did the state.
Can you imagine the Igbinedion led govt telling us that THEY CAN'T CONSTRUCT ROAD BECAUSE OF MAMMY WATER?? What kind of nonsense is that?

Chai........edo don suffer!!!

elampiro:
Whatever your name is, Brosskrokro,
I started following Manchester United before you were born.

Use that fact go collect money from bank na!


Free me abeg!

iamtiredoflife:
I don't even know where to start.

PLEASE OVERLOOK ANY GRAMMATICAL ERROR BECAUSE IM TYPING QITH TEARS IN MY HEART!

I started masturbating at the age of 14 and uptil now (18 years old) I find it difficult to say no to the pressure, I've tried fasting/prayer, self determination, and the likes, nothing seems working. I masturbate at least 3 times in a day

I could remember a day I left my room to a classroom for reading with the aim of "I want to flee from masturbation" Lo and behold... I didn't know when I tool out my d**k and started doing that stuff again

Also, at 18 years old, I find it difficult to make decisions on my own,

This is how i live my daily life;
Morning: Masturbation + phone pressing
Afternoon: Masturbation + phone pressing
Evening: Masturbation + phone pressing
Even midnight: Masturbation + phone pressing

I rarely sleep 3 hours in a day, all my fingers are filled with constant pain (due to the addiction to phone)

Whenever I have an official place to go, I NEVER meet up with one.

I'm just 18 years and everyone will always think I'm already 31 because my statue looks very old ! I'm too sluggish than anything on earth,
my communication skill ? ZERO
composition ? ZERO
intelligence? ZERO
Leadership skill ? ZERO

I always think like a zombie, when will I even become myself ?

NOTE: My father is a retired teacher and mum is a teacher being owed and my onlonly source of income is gain from things I sell online with my phone.

Please Mr Lalasticalala Mynd44 Dominique I'll be glad if you can do the needful, I'm always sad whenever I think about these

Mr man go and drink otapiapia and stop clogging up the forum with all this your balderdash!


Make sure you dash your phone to someone in your crib so that the mb no go waste! BYE!

PietroRico:
Elampiro dey on rampage...

Is he making any sort of sense to you?


Na una dey sabi ginger some of these kids wey just start to dey watch ball because of the advent of dstv in nigeria!

omas1:
A suspect is innocent until proven guilty and the last time I checked investigation was ongoing, so what gave you the impetus to call someone's mum a witch it simply means you have little or no regards for your own . And lastly I never knew you can now tell if someone has the spirit of witchcraft by mere looking at them .

I'm sure there is light in your hood now abi? Good, that means the transformer behind your house is fully functional!



Now kindly go and smooch it so that you can cure your self induced painment! Bloody oponu!

elampiro:
Shut up!
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=335101136834992&substory_index=0&id=226393724372401

Oh finally, see your link sef?

EOD.........lmao.......

Mails: Rooney now belongs
in the past…


Date published: Thursday 22nd
September 2016 9:49


If you have anything to say on any
subject, mail us at


theeditor@football365.com



Chocolate teapot > Wayne Rooney

Slightly unfair to suggest that Rooney is as
much use as chocolate teapot, as the teapot
at least has a value in illustrating metaphors,
whereas our glorious leader can’t even summon
a decent performance against League One
opposition. Can he please be dropped?

Chris MUFC



Next for Rooney?

F*** it, just stick him in goal.

Somerset Dave



Man United: Player by player

I’ve broken this down into player summaries,
rather than conclusions, because I’m not sure
you can draw too many real conclusions from a
game like this.


Romero: looked dodgy all night. Flapped at
every cross and his decision-making was very
suspect indeed. Is he really better than Victor
Valdes would have been?


Fosu-Mensah: did well generally, both
defensively and attacking, and was unlucky
not to score when he hit the bar. One
momentary lapse of concentration in the build-
up to the Northampton penalty put us further in trouble, but he had plenty of company when apportioning blame for that goal.


Smalling: had relatively little to do, but dealt
with the long balls pretty well. I don’t know
where he was during the penalty incident, but
I’m not sure whether that’s a good or bad
thing. Needs to start taking on more
responsibility and mature into a leader quickly
if he is to keep his place in this team.


Blind: a very clumsy and lazy challenge for the
penalty overshadowed any other good work he
did. It’s moments like those that are costing us on a regular basis – as in the Manchester
derby.


Rojo: so suspect defensively and a very poor
‘clearance’ in the penalty build-up. He did work
hard in the attacking third and put in a few
decent crosses which deserved better. Luke Shaw simply has to stay fit for the whole
season or we have a problem.


Carrick: pretty much your standard Carrick
performance. Neat and tidy in possession,
organised his midfield colleagues well, defended
well too. Excellent finish for the goal.


Schneiderlin: on the whole, was very good.
Very composed defending and was very bright
bringing the ball out from the back. The few
mistakes he did make could be attributed to a
lack of match sharpness, but his scuffed
clearance in the penalty build-up was
disappointing. I would still rather have him
alongside Herrera in midfield instead of Fellaini.


Herrera: along with Carrick, one of the few
starters to come out of this game with any
credit, and my man of the match. Excellent
both defensively and going forward, his work
rate was brilliant throughout. Was unlucky to
hit the outside of the post with a long shot
but got the goal he deserved with a cracking
strike later on. The more matches he gets,
the better he will be, so a consistent run in
the team would give us the perfect midfield
partner for Pogba in my opinion.


Young: just not good enough for us. His work
rate is decent and he gets into some good
positions but he dithers in possession too
frequently and rarely looks up before putting
in a cross, so they often fail to find a
teammate. That said, looking up to see no one
in the box almost every time you attack is
hardly his fault.


Depay: one of his brighter performances and
was slightly unfortunate to be one of the
players to get hooked. The wayward shooting
was removed from his game and he kept hold
of and used the ball well when in possession,
though against tougher opposition he needs
more time on the ball than he was afforded
against Northampton. Didn’t put in too many
crosses but, as with Young, rarely had a
target to aim at in the box.


Rooney: Harried and hassled the officials really
well tonight. Nah, he really is just bad. Rarely in
the right place at the right time, but
consistently fluffed his lines when he was.
Kept dropping deep and left us with no one in
the box when a cross could did come in.
Constantly ignoring the game going on to
appeal to the referee, which is infuriating to
watch. I genuinely can’t think of a single thing
he did well tonight. How many more chances is
he going to get – and in how many different
positions – before he’s removed from the
starting eleven?


SUB – Rashford: another typical performance
from him; he is the antithesis of Wayne
Rooney. Brilliant energy and such composure,
his pause and look up to search for the right
pass when assisting the Herrera goal is exactly what we need from the wide positions. Got his reward for not giving up on the long ball forward from Herrera, and yet another
reason why he is both so popular and so bloody
brilliant.


SUB – Ibrahimovic: another pretty quiet
performance but he’s not the sort of player
you want getting involved all over the pitch.
I’m more than happy for him to play like this
because he invariably takes his chances when
presented with them.


SUB – Fellaini: didn’t really have too much to do
at either end but I thought we actually looked
shakier at the back – particularly at set
pieces – when he came on.


I think praise has to go to Northampton for
their performance. I don’t think I saw one of
their players stood still all night, and there is
definitely some talent in that team. They
didn’t really deserve to be on the end of a 3-1,
with the first and third goals down to a couple
of unfortunate misjudgements from their
‘keeper. The emotion on Revell’s face after
scoring was a nice moment and I’m pleased for
him personally. I definitely think that a midfield three of Schneiderlin and Herrera with Pogba slightly further forward would be a much better fit than Fellaini, Pogba and Rooney. Those three together, plus Martial and Rashford as part of the attacking three, would be so much more dynamic and I’m certain would make much more sense if we’re going for a more counter- attacking style of play. But at least we won, and I wasn’t terribly confident we would after the last three games.

Ted, Manchester

P.S. Anyone else catch Phil Neville repeatedly
referring to Rashford as ‘Michael Rashford’?
Silly billy Philly.



Rooney as a striker? Just awful

Two minutes to half time and he’s managed to
give the ball away twice (one of which led to
the Northampton penalty), missed a sitter
from six yards, had a Fosu-Mensah header hit
his offside head, and spent the rest of his
time on the halfway line hitting crossfield balls
to the right wing. This is an out-and-out central striker. How the press are going to spin this if it continues will be interesting.

TomBo, MUFC


www.football365.com/news/mails-rooney-now-belongs-in-the-past



Elampiro try and do this! That your story of you don't want people to go and spread hate on that blog is the most senseless thing I've read all year on NL! Stop chatting as if there are kids here that you birthed! You are not the internets moral police!



Nyabinghi this is how you provide a link GOT IT?



This site has published a lot of comments from nigerians and it is one of if not the best soccer mailbox on earth! That guy named ted is a regular in the red cafe along with me...he knows the game and his ananlysis gets in here a lot!

nyabinghi:
Now elampiro has provided the link anti-rooney fans are not happy. Ibra the magician couldn't win on his own. Pogba couldn't carry the team on his own but rooney the captain should. Ride on elamps do your thing jare.

Stop lying like your federal government! He provided NO LINK....only a bunch of strange opinions which he could have created himself in order to suit his narrative!



I won't call him a liar yet, but I want to read those comments from the blog MYSELF and I'm sure the others here too want the same thing!



If he now wants to start protecting the opinions and egos of people who don't even know you exist all because they share a similar alice in wonderland view of an underperforming striker in our team that he does, then we might as well all go and created one special man united thread each for every moniker here so that we can only read comments that suit our tastes.........

Na Lie Oooooooo...........

Richest thief you mean?

shamack:
Lol,,,,some ppl will say its WITCH hunting now

Is she not a witch? She talks like one, looks like one and I don't think its possible to loot $15m without the use of demonic powers!


She her name sef.."Faka!"... Like witch own.

E be like say the name of this elamps website na "otondo.com"........



What sort of delusional fans are those ones? Abeg dem need deliverance plus fasting!

Wetin this drunkard dey talk?abi man u been make him ticket cut?

EFL FULL DRAW:



West Ham v Chelsea

Manchester United v Manchester City (OCT 24)

Arsenal v Reading

Liverpool v Tottenham

Bristol City v Hull City

Leeds United v Norwich City

Newcastle United v Preston North End

Southampton v Sunderland



**Pep again?**

I don't know who is even more stupid anymore!
Is it the thieving faka hag or all these useless niger delta "moneytant" groups?

This senseless hag is something else! If true how would a looter be calling the efcc "a big thief"!


This is the same tramp that was arrested abroad twice when she was the deputy 1st lady of bayelsa state for money laundering?


It seems her brain has been turned into a serviced 3 bedroom apartment currently being rented by stupidity!

See reno omokri defending pmb? E be like say him ma don turn to zombie........



I can also see that fayose the ponmo master is still smoking some good crack! No be only photoshop na "photoshoprite"......