Three men brought their pregnant wives into the hospital for delivery. The three men sat at the paitent ward waiting when a nurse came in after 30minutes of panicking. She said "who is Mr. Peters dat works 4 three crown milk industry".
Mr. Peters stood up & identified himself. The nurse then said "congratulation, ur wife just put to bed a three bouncing baby boys".
30 minutes later again, the nurse came back & asked "who is Mr. Paul dat works for 7up company". Mr. Paul stood up & identified himself. Congratulation sir, ur wife hav just put 2 bed seven bouncing baby boys!
When the 3rd man, who's name is Mr.Timoty noticed wat was happening, he ran away! Do u know why??
Becus, Mr.Timoty worked for 33lager Beer.

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The day we 1st met to ur eyes, i lost my be , i tried hard to tie the ends through sheer luck, we became friends, felt like a bird when you went down on your knee. You sweetened my life like a cute humming bee. But the time took vicious turns, learing me with severe burns, i dreamt, smiled and cried a lot. I don't want 2 ever loose you. I love you.