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prettythicksme:
Ab!

Ab? you are officially sending me to bed. Thanks shogbo?

prettythicksme:
who?d person must b kidding!

can't even remember his/her sob. okay, you got a name?

prettythicksme:
oh ok!but wait,y u think i am not yoruba?

yoruba's cant prepare afang, someone referred me to you concerning the preparation of afang soup so will you tell me now?

prettythicksme:
Why u think no one will woo me? **proudly yoruba**

A reason i cant type on here. Yoruba? taaah, i wont believe that yet

prettythicksme:
Nobody is wooing me

I knew no one will. you from Akwa Ibom or Cross River?

prettythicksme:
NL son or what? nah u too big for dat!just kidding

was about telling you m not the good type, thank God you know.. so who is wooing you?

prettythicksme:
yea &u?

day was fab. And tell me, do you really want to have me as a son?

prettythicksme:
yes!how is u son?

son's doing good.. kicking mum's balls right now . hope you had a great day?

prettythicksme:

evening ma'am... i guess this is how you want it

Mhizkel:
That's your first assignment.

you can be rest assured i will do that well, maybe not well enough sha

kinglekan:

U cld practice ur lines on her. Let's see how good u are.

all depends on the proximity censors my brother.. no time for the long thing.. make i try sha

kinglekan:

Pf?

profile

Mhizkel, I need to know you better, atleast i need to have something to say bou you

kinglekan:

I nor woo ooo! I dey High table for the occasion.

i don understand.. oya fast forward to that pf you gave me.. whats the matter?

kinglekan:


Me I dey bench ooo! I wan be spectator.

lailai, you must woo o.. sassbabe? Ade39?

kinglekan:

Grab ur opportunity oooo. Mhizk-el is a frosh babe ooo.

ehn ehn, how nah? No be you I dey challenge?

Mhizkel:
Yes ofcourse!
I wanna see your wooing skills.

truth is I have non.. just blabs

Mhizkel:
Lol. Like seriously?

lol, don't lemme put you in the position to say 'NO' you will have just one option, and it will be a 'YES'

kinglekan:


You think? Mention dem?

I need not mention, you know better

Mhizkel:
Can you?

the question is 'Do you have what it takes to say No?

kinglekan:

Me kee? u wan beat me to my game bah?

no, never. You know I can't. Its my first time and I don't know the typing stuff

kinglekan:

There are some cool babes ooo.

yeah i know, but there are some babes you won't have a 50-50 chance wooing..

I want to woo Mhizkel
cc dygeasy tohpahz

kinglekan:

Lemme get my measuring instruments.

oya sharpally bro., I wan woo any babe you woo

kinglekan:

Nor mind am jare.

Seriously, Ion know who to woo. Some just get bad minds here

kinglekan:



www.nairaland.com/emeraldcute

her GPS accurate? Proximity censor nko?

Now who do I o

kinglekan:

Mehnnn!! See babeeee ooo.

Oya food don don oooo.

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Bql-ekan
KingT-OM
Sin-nzu
Pbs4r-eal

haha, brother, I just dey see am now

kinglekan:

Quit ke! Once a soldier, always a soldier ooo padi mi.

U see the fish wey I carry gv you?

i never see any fish o

unitysheart:
Lazy as qualified by you.

yeah by me.. dunno what he's been through tho

memoirs of the frustrated lazy man