₦airaland Forum

KingTom:
Chai chai e don happen, I don pour am for my

i hope its not your amu, anyway,worry not, it wil only help shrink it.. its way 2 big already..its better there than the face,

KingTom:
Bross abeg make I no pour hot Coffee for my body

bro, abeg o, its better on your body than the face.. you knw you have to b the next mr nairaland.. you are unseating naijaboy.. use make up n u wil unseat nneka 2..

KingTom:
Baba dem say I resemble hybrid of Obasanjo, Taribo west, Oshiomole, 50 cent, Gordons and Bance

Dem blind no b small, drake dem dey learn 4 where you dey, no worry, nah you go b the next mr nairaland.. i get the jazz

jomile:
still hoping maybe tins will change

Dear,lets work it out togeda, lets not spread our dirty linen in the public.. all wil b fine shogbo?

my 984kb of data is gone after checkin al ya DP's, m supposed to manage it til 15th of next month.. but wait o, how kingtom no b mr nairaland

no work today and i cant sleep. who is awake?

Yes, whenever the pretty young lady comes around...

I cant blame the young lady, she must av been through hell.. if you wanna know how it feels, go to some part of russia or ukraine, most expeciali ukraine where u can b stabbed from behind just because you're black.. they call them skin head racist... you must be a good athlete to survive there

yanshy girls distracts and turn you on easily.. true bedmatics lies in slim girls, deep, flexible n easy to handle

rawpadgin:
dear u are totally wrong about that doggy style thing.
skinny chicks are that bomb wen it come to doggy style
its always difficult for a guys dick to be hitting a big a$$ girl's g.spot during doggy style

but if she's skinny, hmmmmm its express road

note: am talking from experience

You probably have not learnt the act of parting. i bet you bro you can hit the gee-spot continously.

And now, Not a bad thing by Justin Timberlake.. Stil hoping to get her tho

Real love by Massari, still reminds me of a heart i could nt get.. hmmm life

jacksparrow1207:
lol. baddest

You badt pass

jacksparrow1207:
put saliver to straighten it

Oya straighten your lines, she wil pm you

Dimples192:
don't hack me please

Haha, just kidding, cant even use nairaland wel, talk more of hacking an account

Dimples192:
You lick the thread and focus
And try again

nah, you cut the thread, wet it, focus and try again.. now apply that

you ladies should post here, dont use pm's oh else i ha.ck your accounts, dimples192 n missclassy

jacksparrow1207:

u don start abi?

Wah do you do when the thread fails to enter the hole in the needle?

Darkrebel666:
~ She said she loves it.. what are you pretending not to see?

M pretending not to see the 'big' she attached to your D1c.k.. Its a different story from what i heard.

that cream/fake blood may be carcinogenic sef.. beware of cancer of the pinnie

I wont even marry a virgin in the first place.. wont marry no testing.. my wife wont need this..stil a virgin tho

Lala247:
Lol hope for?

a month service under ur ministry

Lala247:
Lol

cos if ur gone, no more hope

Lala247:
I love sucking ur big cockk darkrebell666, its so juicy and nutritious i just want more



*chai*

lemme pretend i didnt see this and keep on fantasizing bou u

WW3, and YES! Obama cant stop it... expecting another false flag, just like 911 and this time, it wil b russia, not osama or ISIS.

Dimples192:
And virgin have tight pumpum but loose butt holes

Lmao

lala247
i've gathered enof experience within the last 10hrs, m a better man now, lemme re-apply now

A Lesson To Ladies, If Your Man Is Not Investing One Way Or The Other In Your Relationship, You Should Have Reservations About The RelatioNShip. You Simply Cant Love What You dont Invest In. You Wouldnt mind Losing It.

Lala247:
Thank u my bro at least u see i was playing .. Me ke well beauty as they say is in the eye of its beholder .. Might be ugly to some ppl n b pretty to some but either. Way lol i dont care what ppl think its what i think n i think im decent .

lol,ur right, do enjoy ur life, you're no one's subject but GOD

Lala247:
Anyway at least i know ur taste

Iffa catch u or see chting to pretty girls lol it will b bad for

(LSHTIFOTC) laughing so hard that i fell off the closet.. But m chattin with u, tales av it that ur pretty..

Lala247:
Im soory hun

It saddens me to say ... But u will not be employed ... Try again next year.

U have to provide full dp with description u failed to do that

Full DP shey? no wahala, m sure u want to knw my height My NIMC card says m 175cm, athletic body, 6pcs(one bursted aiidy) ehen flat chest ;P you can treat my application now

Lala247:
l


Lool u ppl r not well
Seriously

seriously that young lady is perfect...