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TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES:

MARY: Hello luv
SARAH: Hi babe, how are you today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I'v missed u a lot
SARAH: Me too
MARY: I'm calling just to inform you dat I'll pay u a visit this afternoon
SARAH: Okay my dear, it'll b a great pleasure. Will be
expecting u sweety.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again
Sarah: this witch is coming here again, she thinks I'll buy her drink with my money again,
she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN GUYS
John: Bastard how far? Francis: mad man I am fine, how ur drunkard father?
John: my papa dey.how is your extra large mum?
Francis: you are a fool O. How far, are you at home? I dey come charge my phone
John: okay, no wahala, bring money come make we drink beer O.
Francis: idiot like u, later na.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: this Francis can be very funny at times but always a great companion
Francis: john is such a reliable friend. My own paddy

CONCLUSION: girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves Guys are always mean and rude
but they will always have
each others back

True or False?.

Shifiunited:
July 13, so close.

July 14,quite close

14 july

Will just stare, snap and tell her

Pepe

Cool

mabtechgroup:
these are the kind of phones i would love to have. where i would not spend much on subscription, and go about town with my charger in pocket.
know more:http://mobilephones.mabtechgroup.com.ng

3310

lmao

Fresia01:
too many things to buy.. buh i am a master in saving.. i dnt joke with my money.. i fit use 1000k for two weeks..lol

If i....

Dunno

Ok

fr3do:
na where the main sword dey enter na!

Its a whether greek or something word and that's the meaning

floragregs:
good or bad bacteria na bacteria jor

Bacteria get levels

floragregs:
you no dey drink yoghurt? Same thing noni

Its only the good ones that are found in yoghurt

Scarpon:
Sony Xperia z3

Its already out.... I mean the specs of a phone that is just your imagination and not in reality

Who has tried it?

Cute

Both

horlabode:
and wha if it doesn't?

try and see

Here are 10 things you didn't probably know about the VAGINA

i wonder why guys love it so dearly

Source:http://thecuriousbrain.com/?p=54027

Lol
Didn't even read through lifes too short to read long articles...






your phone will explode if you click my Signature

Wow... Thanks for that






if you click my Signature, your phone will explode

dOnLarich:
. A smartphone that can tell me what ma gf is doing presently and when Chisos is coming back...

Lol is that possible