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RomanceGuys Vs Ladies Conversation by braintext(op): 9:38pm On Dec 11, 2014
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES:

MARY: Hello luv
SARAH: Hi babe, how are you today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I'v missed u a lot
SARAH: Me too
MARY: I'm calling just to inform you dat I'll pay u a visit this afternoon
SARAH: Okay my dear, it'll b a great pleasure. Will be
expecting u sweety.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again
Sarah: this witch is coming here again, she thinks I'll buy her drink with my money again,
she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN GUYS
John: Bastard how far? Francis: mad man I am fine, how ur drunkard father?
John: my papa dey.how is your extra large mum?
Francis: you are a fool O. How far, are you at home? I dey come charge my phone
John: okay, no wahala, bring money come make we drink beer O.
Francis: idiot like u, later na.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: this Francis can be very funny at times but always a great companion
Francis: john is such a reliable friend. My own paddy

CONCLUSION: girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves Guys are always mean and rude
but they will always have
each others back

True or False?.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by braintext(m): 9:14pm On Dec 11, 2014
Shifiunited:
July 13, so close.
July 14,quite close
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by braintext(m): 9:12pm On Dec 11, 2014
14 july
RomanceRe: what will you do, when you see something like this(photo) by braintext(m): 8:48pm On Dec 11, 2014
Will just stare, snap and tell her
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photo Album: Funny Wedding Pictures by braintext(m): 6:48pm On Dec 11, 2014
grin
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan & Diezani Alison-Madueke Dancing: PDP 2014 National Convention by braintext(m): 2:11pm On Dec 11, 2014
Pepe
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Idibia's Pretty Daughter Celebrates Her 6th Birthday [photos] by braintext(m): 2:00pm On Dec 11, 2014
Cool
PhonesRe: ★What is your Dream Phone?★ by braintext(op): 1:43pm On Dec 11, 2014
mabtechgroup:
these are the kind of phones i would love to have. where i would not spend much on subscription, and go about town with my charger in pocket.
know more:http://mobilephones.mabtechgroup.com.ng
3310 grin
NYSCRe: A Corper's Tennis Shoes In Camp (funny Picture) by braintext(m): 1:21pm On Dec 11, 2014
grin lmao
PoliticsRe: Sen. Ndoma Egba's Son Shows Off The Interior Of His Father's Palatial Home by braintext(m): 1:17pm On Dec 11, 2014
[size=18pt]vanity [/size]
InvestmentRe: Why Is It Hard For Most Young People To Save Money?? by braintext(m): 1:16pm On Dec 11, 2014
Fresia01:
too many things to buy.. buh i am a master in saving.. i dnt joke with my money.. i fit use 1000k for two weeks..lol
If i....
InvestmentRe: Why Is It Hard For Most Young People To Save Money?? by braintext(m): 1:14pm On Dec 11, 2014
Dunno
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Seal Off Michika In Hunt For Boko Haram Remnants by braintext(m): 12:52pm On Dec 11, 2014
Ok
HealthRe: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Vagina by braintext(op): 12:48pm On Dec 11, 2014
fr3do:
na where the main sword dey enter na!
Its a whether greek or something word and that's the meaning
HealthRe: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Vagina by braintext(op): 12:47pm On Dec 11, 2014
floragregs:
good or bad bacteria na bacteria jor grin
Bacteria get levels wink
HealthRe: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Vagina by braintext(op): 7:48am On Dec 11, 2014
floragregs:
you no dey drink yoghurt? Same thing noni
Its only the good ones that are found in yoghurt undecided
PhonesRe: ★What is your Dream Phone?★ by braintext(op): 7:46am On Dec 11, 2014
Scarpon:
Sony Xperia z3
Its already out.... I mean the specs of a phone that is just your imagination and not in reality
Forum GamesRe: Christmas by braintext(op): 7:46am On Dec 11, 2014
Who has tried it?
CelebritiesRe: See Photos Of Nollywood’s Segun Arinze And Ann Njemanze’s 17-year Old Daughter. by braintext(m): 9:23pm On Dec 10, 2014
Cute grin
RomanceRe: Photo: Guys Which Would You Pick? by braintext(m): 9:23pm On Dec 10, 2014
Both
FamilyRe: Characteristics Of Beta Male (Mangina) Traits Black/African Men Must Avoid by braintext(m): 9:22pm On Dec 10, 2014
huh
FamilyRe: 15 Items That Can Save Your Family’s Life by braintext(m): 8:53pm On Dec 10, 2014
horlabode:
and wha if it doesn't?
try and see
HealthRe: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Vagina by braintext(op): 8:02pm On Dec 10, 2014
grin
Ijebulogic:
Can expand 200%huh....Dawwwnnnnnn!!!!
Health10 Things You Didn't Know About The Vagina by braintext(op):
Here are 10 things you didn't probably know about the VAGINA wink

i wonder why guys love it so dearly

Source:http://thecuriousbrain.com/?p=54027

Jobs/VacanciesRe: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by braintext(m): 7:52pm On Dec 10, 2014
Lol
Didn't even read through lifes too short to read long articles...






your phone will explode if you click my Signature
FamilyRe: 15 Items That Can Save Your Family’s Life by braintext(m): 7:48pm On Dec 10, 2014
Wow... Thanks for that






if you click my Signature, your phone will explode
PhonesRe: ★What is your Dream Phone?★ by braintext(op): 7:40pm On Dec 10, 2014
Collinz2:
My dream smartphone will have 5inch super amoled ultra display with corning gorilla glass 10, 12mega pixel with great sensor of digital camera, all samsung high end phone features, 64gb or ram, 1terabyte memory expandable to 512terabyte. 100,000mAh battery, full water resistance, bullet proof. Android 5.0.1 lollipop and more which i cant mention.
grin
PhonesRe: ★What is your Dream Phone?★ by braintext(op): 7:38pm On Dec 10, 2014
dOnLarich:
. A smartphone that can tell me what ma gf is doing presently and when Chisos is coming back...
Lol is that possible
CelebritiesRe: Checkout What Caused Rick Ross Drastic Weight Loss[photo] by braintext(op): 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2014
Wisegeek01 post=27962869 28687765:
Well he's gon be looking awkward. .. Big hed on small body undecided lipsrsealed

"Well sha is 4 d bes" grin
grin

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