adamusuleiman11:
In historic vote, Democrats pick Jeffries to replace Pelosi as party leader.

a corporate dem, not a sound choice

IjeBos:


I recognize this idiotic posting style. Did you really get banned and/or get a new username just to look for my attention? Who does that? You're like a stalker. I was SPOT-ON about you.

well, half the blame is on you for not ignoring him, there are monikers here whose posts I never ever read and if not for others responding to them I wouldn't know they exist, I do enjoy your insights though

duro4chang:
You if all people? Successful people don't talk like that. They don't involve in frivolous speech and beer parlour talks. You are actually frustrated

who claims I'm successful? my only claim so far is that you are a church rat full of hot air and braggadocio unworthy of shinning my shoes in real life your fear of taking up a simple monetary dare says that much

Pringles101:

Not a bad idea.. but you will give me quality data of the proceedings after each time you explore Sweetplum

oh, the data feeds will be live, transmitted from the sensory nerves of my phallus and their related connection in my lower spinal chord to your data bank for collation and analysis, also any related data like parasympathetic reactions, hormone and body fluids discharge and secretions, gasps, moans, ooohs and aahs, temporary cessation of breath and other sundry things will be measured, recorded and transmitted, simply, I'm your guy
Now we just need Sweetplum to ............ You know, grant access, open the gates, and let ecstasy in

Pringles101:

That's not her picture

well, whoever that is has my curiosity

Pringles101:

I will.

I am just practicing my profession.

I studied at a college of Veterinary and bagged a first class degree in Bitch and He-goat science.

Proceeded immediately to do my masters degree in the same discipline and I am currently doing my PhD in Gbola and Kukunase, majoring in wayward He-goats and Bitches.

I am running other Phd's concurrently as as well.

So as you can see, I am well vast in the matters of the male Goat (billy) and female Dog (bitch)

I want Sweetplum to be one of my case study for my research so I can compile a qualitative Thesis from my findings.

you are too overqualified for this job maybe that's why she refuses because she fears she might not meet up to your expectations, but a guy like me, a simple normal everyday guy with barely a certification in gbolarisation and kukunasestomy will be the best fix for a case like her,don't you agree?

zeusis:
can someone please recommend a 10/10 series for me

gangs of London, bridgerton and if you're into star wars then star wars andor

Pringles101:

What is the current state of your vaginas' elasticity? No offense

My hands will part your labia majora and My cocky will stretch your labia minora.

With precision hard thrusts, I will pump your kukunase with my glorious gbola

You will love the cream I will put in you to make a nice looking semen dripping kukunase pie

you are a bahdt guy! you will not make heaven

Nursepepeye:
Jay Jay Okocha is a prophet.

chai! your dp is eyecandy

duro4chang:
Don't feel ashamed to speak out . No be only me go help you. Na Nairalanders go help.

Poor church rat no dey use nairalanders disguise! No hide behind them, no be nairalanders dey make mouth since na your broke N30k/month arse dey cap vertically since abi you think say everybody when interact with you dey deal in cassava, dodo, ewa and agbado before?

I know say you no dey okay. I know say sapa dey worry you. We go help you.

when I go pay up I no go call nairalanders to support me, be a man for once you lily livered pusseee of a biatch!

duro4chang:
Frustrated and misguided youth, calm down. See how you are worrying yourself unnecessarily. You might even develop high BP on this matter. See how I dey whine you. As you dey bark here and there I dey laff you here. As e dey pain you e dey sweet me here.
Go and drink water. Election has not come and you have become uncomfortable. If the result is announced and Tinubu is declared winner e be like say you go kpeme be that.

from N10m to N5m, oya make I reduce am to N2m audio millionaire! Your mind carry you N2m? if them sell you sef you worth N100k? empty barrel

duro4chang:
You must be a clown. Nobody cares about your fragmented English. You are not making sense at all. At this your age you can't make a single and intelligible sentence. You even went to the ridiculous extent of copying bookish English and you foolishly think you are making sense. You need help.

I càn not make sense to the senseless, you barely have two braincells to rub together so how on earth would you be able to comprehend sense? That you support baba agbado of baolubu republic or whatever was the first sign of your senselessness! Person when get cow dung inside cranium instead of grey matter dey complain say another person no make sense! Wonders shall never end

duro4chang:
You are a frustrated and lazy incapable of using his head for something reasonable. I never mentioned your name. I only talked about Bola Tinubu the next president and your BP rose. You will soon kill yourself because of Tinubu's matter. You this misguided and lazy youth.

if your call being an online urchin or agbero a job then I'm happy to be jobless online and jobful in the real world, meanwhile I also enjoy wailing alongside bob Nestor Marley, pioneering raggae music no be ewa or agbado!

duro4chang:
Frustration is really worrying you. I can see you are hungry and depressed. You are a frustrated fellow. By 2023 Tinubu will take care of people like you. You need help and we will help you. I can see hunger on your face. I can see you are not all right. I can see you need help. Drop your account number let some good Samaritans on Nairaland assist you. I will mobilize people to do it. Don't allow pride to deny you of our help.
Send your account number here not. Don't send it to me privately but put it on Nairaland.

bwahahaha see our online audio millionaire for mouths, dirty dunghill gutter rat pauper in real life ,, i no blame you, na nairaland anonymity you dey hide behind, after all the noise you make I give you opportunity to prove your financial worth not just to me but to every other neutral observer and you prove exactly just how worthless to you are , okay lemme reduce the dare to N5m, your mind carry am?
P.S it is not your "we or good Samaritans" i want to fund the account, it is "you" personally I want to prove your wealth by giving to charity, after all na you dey make mouth since, I will Google and paste an account here if you agree and if you can pull it of, you post your own recipient charity and I will match you naira for naira make we see who go first tire. Stupid pauper like you.
Oh, also I don't want your money idiot, you don't sell water to the ocean, save some for yourself, you're already too dehydrated

Frustrate me by taking up the dare, broke arse biatch

duro4chang:
Look at the trash you wrote. The grammar is fragmented and thus it sensible.

Is this your idea for a deflection manoeuvre? very lame move boy! i must say, the quality of your party's media bots have depreciated over time with you being ample proof of this depreciation, and if we must talk about grammar sir longmans duke of Oxford, help me make sense out of the bolded above.
Idiot picking motes in another's eye while ignoring the banyan forest in yours.

What class are you

A million billion gazillion classes above you so much so it makes you classless from my POV

or who helped you to write that crap? You need to go back to school. Don't remain a lazy youth. Your knowledge is shallow.

and folks, lo and behold the ignorant BAT-shit mofo who wants to give me what he doesn't have in good English which is exactly what the candidate he supports wants to do vis-à-vis leadership no wonder they associate with one another!
Also, if you want to go ad hominem with me try not to be so basic and obviously stupid about it, give me an attempt worthy of my time, you're so boring

duro4chang:
Wailer, we can understand your plight. I can see you are a useless and jobless youth and that your certificate is uselers simply because you cannot use your head. You are a slowpoke who is very slow to learn.

yet i am not idle enough like you to be online 24/7 earning my pay per post and being called a wailer is no biggie I actually enjoy bob Marley's songs

duro4chang:
You are hungry and frustrated. We will take care of you in 2023. Hunger na bastard. I can see hunger in your comment and frustration in your tone. Tinubu will do something about your plight even you are a lazy youth we will take care of you. Understand?

fact! Only hungry people boast online
Fact! Only broke arsewipes like you emphasise that they have money online as if having money isin't a normal thing
And now, to take you up on your boast, I will look for an NGO of my choice and provide their account number, you are to fund it with a minimum of N10million since you boast you have money, after providing proof of payment you provide me with an NGO of your choosing and I reciprocate, let me help you prove that you are more than just an empty barrelled noisemaking online elon musk! Agreed?

duro4chang:
Obi is the one who is deranged. Tinubu is the next president. The best man for the job. You are an attack dog. You can only bark but cannot attack me for I am always ready for you. I will at your ignorance next year after election.

I am not attacking you, you lack the mental capacity nor emotional fortitude to weather an actual attack from me, I engage you only because it amuses me to rile you up I sell a marketable candidate, your candidate smells of stale piss and undisposed adult diapers that's why you don't lead with what makes him the best choice rather you go with declarations that he must rule, we dey wait una chestbeaters

duro4chang:
You are full and lack proper understanding of the country and the need of the Nigeria. Leave it or take it Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria. If you are not happy go and commit suicide.

thief-nubu and his supporters like you will perish by the death of a thousand cuts if that's what is necessary to relieve Nigeria from the criminal cartels that have ruined it

duro4chang:
Hungry Wailer, send your account number here and let Nairalanders assist you. We know you are lazy and hungry. We will give you our window's mite. But make sure you spend the money well. Understand?

lol, I can feed u comfortably but a nameless forum is hardly the place for a pissing competition with a 30k/m pay per post thief-nubu media urchin, you are very active here because this is how you earn your daily agbado. If I don't engage you you don't earn your targeted daily earnings

duro4chang:
You need to have your head examined. Something is wrong with you upstairs. You are a frustrated and hungry wailer. You will soon be put to shame.

have you eaten this morning? Do you want agbado? Dodo? Ewa? Or cassava?

duro4chang:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria joor. He is the next president of our country. The best man for the job.

aha! You decided to stop pretending abi? Olodo ra-BAT-a like your candidate

duro4chang:
You are a dingbat. Know it today that Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria. He is the best man for the job.May God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu.May he rule Nigeria with fear of God

like I said earlier, the stupidity in your post is self proclamating

duro4chang:
Can you see? I never mentioned Tinubu's name nor anybody's name. They will quickly bark and ready be ready to bite. But me oo, I no go mention anybody's name.Your master has nothing to offer but suffering.

if you didn't mention thief-nubu and aren't supporting him then why are you reacting to posts attacking him and feeling pained on his behalf and generally crying more than the bereaved? Oga chest your criminal candidate with full confidence and stop disguising, the only person you succeeded in fooling is yourself

duro4chang:
Can you see what I am saying? Can you see what I am seeing? Can you see that hatred is in some people 's DNA? Can you see that haters must have something negative to say about someone?

i can't see the hatred in the post you're responding to but I can see the stupidity in your initial post

basilico:

My take
His job is to stonewall any Congress DOJ investigations and FBJ No documents will be released
Watch this space.These guys dey ruthless, would I say desperate to cover up their crimes?

what the hell are you talking about?

kay9:


Disrespect? Lol ..

Even ignoring the books totally, Jon Snow was disarmed by Magnar of Thenn. Compare to what First Sword of Braavos, Syrio Forrel said to Arya about your sword and your arm, and you'll understand what it means for your "one of the greatest" to be disarmed in battle by a wildling that Sandor Clegane will make short work of.

By the end of GoT, King Crow was more battle-hardened and capable enough to hold his own in a melee, but in a class of the greats? Nope.

Go and rewatch Ser Arthur Dayne's fight versus Eddard Stark and his retainers. That's a Great Swordsman looks like.

magnar of then had the size advantage and his weapon the bronze battle axe had the weight and kinetic energy advantage so Jon being disarmed was a given, besides he still won that fight after being disarmed, that's doggedness and combat intelligence, if we are to use ser Arthur dayne as a standard for measurement then nobody else will measure up so belay that comparison

kay9:


What "growing reputation"? GOT is over. Nothing is growing anywhere.

Jon Snow was a great, honorable man, a true "son" of the great Ned. He was a wonderful leader, and one of the bravest men Westeros had even seen. But honor and bravery is not the same as swordsmanship, not matter how much we wish it.

At his prime, the greatest foes Jon faced where his poorly trained black brothers, even worse poorly trained wildlings, and white walkers - and he had valyrian steel which is complete cheat mode against white walkers.

The one real test of skill Jon faced was when he was younger against Qhorin Halfhand, and even Jon himself admits that Qhorin let him win. At that age, Jaime Lannister was already an established master swordsman and Barristan Selmy was already storming castles all by himself. Jon is a weak, weak comparison.

mind you qhorin halfhand will defeat everyone on that list in a duel no exceptions, so expecting a green Jon snow to defeat him without help is bias analysis, the opportunity to shine in battle young Jamie and selmy had did not come to jon, Jon is terrible as a commander but excellent as a swordsman

budaatum:


Did Brienne of Tarth not rule them all in character and virtue and spirit and bravery too?

Kicked the butts of them that needed it and those that didn't need it weren't pigs.

she beat an out of form Jamie and a sick Gregor clegane, yes her victory against Lora's tyrell was fair but Lora's though a quality swordsman was also a popinjay and a knight of summer or tourney knight, campaigns wear such down

kay9:


Jaime Lannister (with both hands) with beat them ALL. It's not even a contest.

which Jamie? daemon was the best swordsman of his time, a claim even Jamie lannister can not make

TheKingIsHere:
One on one, who do you think will win?

PS: No dragons involved

aemond one eye doesn't belong on that list, amongst the other four final two should be Dario ñaharis and daemon targayrean and victory goes to Dario because though daemon is the better fighter he is too much of a showman in a duel

famouscargo4u:


To who? Speak for yourself please! I have seen most posts against him to be hate and jealousy-filled. Some said he didn't even do anything while in government and he can't deliver. I am definitely not voting him but his capacity to deliver should not be questioned. I witnessed his government and benefited from it in terms of education. Let people make their choices without intimidation.

are you calling David hundeyin a liar? He doesn't post without receipts or are you calling Delloite inc liars?