₦airaland Forum

you funny chai! Remember nau ' that pesticide the ebola cure , can't remember what they call it ...

anonimi: It is true that we Nigerians like other black people are individually, equally gifted members of the human race as our longer-nosed fellow homo sapiens. However the TRUTH remains that we have contributed NOTHING to any of the aspects of modern life & living, which we SHAMELESSLY enjoy yanfu, yanfu. Simply look around you
BTW, where did you get OUR pesticide from

Unemadu: I see... Ok then hold igbos responsible for flooding of FG airport. I like ur reasoning.

my reasoning or the poster reasoning ? Can't you see that the poster of the thread is only trying to retaliate ?

godG: Kudos to your English, sir.

sorry sir , I'm not an english man ... I'm I clear to u ?

Why can't you preach that intelligent message to yourself 1st ? Huh ?

tsolz90: Johnny bravo;Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent

Unemadu: What has tribe got to do with this?

I see... You wouldn't know how it as to do with tribe now ? Maybe you were not aware how some gullible bigots are posting pics of what's non of their bizness on any tread ?

Kudos to human race!

We've being through a lot , it as not being easy to be who we are

Ebola! Like any other disease, we'll get over you even to that extend of taking paracetamol to cure the virus

And america! Hope you have not started to giving ur ebola patients our pesticides ? Talk true !



And I will like to say this to you @seun

Have no fear okay


Those triber bigots on this forum will soon find a permanent cure!

nigerianvenom: u are a colombian he dogg

let me just size you up ?

This useless new trending by posting pics of any southwest states really show how this igbo folks realized they are fast loosing it ! God forsaking shameless generation ! @op if your shit hole state is even develop up to the pics you post ? I for take you serious , baboons!

himkers: **spreads mats and waits for our yoruba sisters to troll in**

all you nairaland igbo folks have nothing to write home about and I pity many of you...

How can you identify a low lifer ?







No need to search further









A low lifer is a fo!ol backing up a fo!ol like nature commented from forsaken generation ignorance retard!







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tsolz90: Tell them bro...a million likes!!all they do is make mockery of their religion ..#shame#

Ayatullah: Joke or no Joke........Christians are COWARDS :oJesus will be very disappointed with you guys on the day of accountability.

oh really ? What as christians got to do with this ?






Seun check out this mofo this is how they start their wahaala.

lynpetra:

hello, ow ar u ? Where av u biin ?

The fear of ebola the beginning of good governance

Omo see gobay!

Rocktation: Why don't you people just stay in the literature section for pity's sakes?

you eventually enjoy the story ' Don't u ?

With simple sepperation techniques, we seperate this fight , she insist never dare to let go , I can remember she also utter some words like " this is a fight to finish! (In a tiny fainted voice ).

Not knowing this guy , my homie my good friend really guilted this beautiful lady , question running through my mind to my friend ; why will you do all this things ? I demand quick response , why will you promise her your love even promise her marriage just to drain her pocket during those days in school ? Brother why ?

Back to the story , during those days in school my gentle cute homie promies this lady heaven and heart , everlasting love and marriage accompany with a lot of sex and her money down the drainage, mean while where ever she's getting the money from is non of my guy business, and he later respond , he says the money she's spending on him then is not that pure! Therefore he had to ran away immediately after their service ..

Okay now that she find him, here's the problem , from her last aborted pregnancy result her not be able to have a child anymore ,

Some of our homie , our good friend can be so fucdkdup and heartless , I was there seriously God is my witness , my heart my love gose to you and you most especially to you all ladies which some one like my homies my friend may have one way or the other betrayed in the name of love to please stay strong , wipe the tears because everything going to be alright ....

I was there on this one, on that faithful saturday morning, there's this lady asking round if any one recognize this tunde guy,

Tunde is a very good friend working with unilever company close to the crib...

Seem I recognize who she's referring to but can't she call his cell phone ? I told her ; I know one tunde guy like that , he work there (pointing to the unilever office).


Even though she refuse to give me genuine reasons why she doesn't have his cell phone number, she insist if I'll allow her to stick around the crib for the particular tunde me is talking of ...

Not any other option I offer her a seat next to me , sooner or later ' tunde drove around she was so shock from her look, she quickly stood up I already know tunde my homie my good friend is the same tunde she was waiting for ...

In a moment of two to three minutes she walk straight down to him while he was trying to get off his car , this lady couldn't help it but size him up with a dirty hot slap! I mean it , very hot one , not only that ; she totally descend on him ,

roughing handling him and all she could manage to utter was just "you! You ! You!

Hmmmm story for the gods....

No biggie at all, lock myself inside the office and sleep till 10.a.m #no.disturb

Why worrying about the rain ? Is just weather for two dazzall!

obiajuru01: All these pics are been taken from marina lagos, just took an unusual stroll during the break. Enjoy

you try , can still remember vividly the 1st pics , that's Broad street , right ?

cirmuell: What do you wanna hear?

what if you put yourself in this kind of shoe , it ain't fake at all.

clockwise: Monkey dey chop banana, mokey dey happy, monkey no knw say na sweet tinx dey kill so fast. @ Op God gave u brain to think, may i ask dat after u thought about this issue wat was ur conclusion?

maybe he hasn't conclude on anything yet , I was thinking maybe he never taught things will go deep between them this way , this world is cruel which make lot of people take one thing for another thing , maybe the guy don't really know what she want because at this end the story is so complicated...

Tymax: The guy should look for another job he is about to lose this one.

choi Just like that

First of all I will like you'll to know, this is strictly #official

Here's what happen...

How best can you describe this ?

She's pretty always showing you all those kind of gestures mean while she's your superior officer , she's as being working here ever since God knows when...

She was even reported having an affairs with one of the company top most c.e.o. , not just an affairs, but that kind of affairs that even lead to two beautiful kids like seriously

And on a contrary she help you stay , she confuse the manager to employ you , I can't believe it that day I was like do you no me before ? , you no there are people like that tho ...

So every one knows about two of you around the office, even your office was at the 3rd floor of the building , she always come around to check on you She'll be like my photocopy machine went down can you help me with this ? You no, she will even ask you to come around during lunch , yes I remember that day she was rubbing one kind of cream on her fresh laps ! She ask; do you like it ? And and I believe I'm just flattering her and all that telling her she's beautiful , and the story goes on like that up to one year now ,

guess what ? She want you to come home one of this weekends , she complain her baby father ( white man ) doesn't look up for her any longer that she s bored , she's so serious about the whole thing


And now was thinking should I go should I stay ?

You love your job and she as the key to everything ...

If you were the one how best can you deal with this ...

Is it proper for one to start wearing wedding ring outside wedlock , there's this guy in my office that bought wedding ring yesterday and I saw him wearing it today , which he even concluded he will be wearing it henceforth ? I was like wtf! ? Ar u marry ni ?