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Thank God say na oyibo go look like dat. No wahala...

dedons: Hehehehehehe








me wey neva chop since morning:na breeze dey blow me up and down since.
Talkless of one liar wey him own na years;
mumu story.
Watch out for season 4.

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dedons: Na true








the man was my next door neighbour in sri-lanka before i relocated to iraq

Ok na

I just read from page 1 to d last page so forgive me if im wrong cos my eye dey turn.. Mrs obuh is pregnant is it another pregnancy?? What of d baby she was pregnant with late 2011?? Smbody suggested a carton of contraceptives n i laughed *im thinking d person was right* n bizness is picking up slowly?? After like a yr?? Hmmm hope these pple wld be able to make smthing for demselves instead of depending on nairalanders to cm to their rescue each n everytime. Anyways i applaud each n everyone dat was able to help dem. May God bless u all.

debrief08: I went to the market with my husband.
We were in a shop buying items suddenly a woman passed eating boil corn, my husband was busy ordering items, I left him and started following the woman.
Followed her oh, then I tapped her and begged her for the corn, almost in tears because the thing was almost finished.
By then my husband had found me, the woman looked at me and my stomach and gave me even offered to go and buy more for me outside.
My husband was apologising to her while I was chewing away crying and asking for more.
This was in the middle of the market oh.
My husband had to go and buy a whole leather bag of corn, I sat in the shop and ate about 3 before I stopped crying.
Then my head had cleared and I went back to the car and sat couldn't walk around the market again. Lol
Now when I pass that shop I put my head down and walk briskly even though it was ages ago.

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha my belle ooo choi. Dis one don nearly kill me. Reminds me of my mom's pregnancy with my younger brother she said on her way to d market she saw one labourer on break eating his bread with groundnut o. Choi my mother just crossed d road one time n stood in front of d man without saying anytin, d man looked up saw d way she was looking at his food looked at her stomach n just offered her d bread n gnut without say anytin. My mom said she cried with gratitude while eating d food like a thief lolzzzzz. Pregnancy n its wahala who knws what i'll do. Probably beat smone n collect their food? Hmm...

Bread and toothpaste!

nneh1: Mpata-aka

Na u get am biko!

doeying: i knoe ryt.. I can slap anyone doing dat...even if its a stranger...

yea right! Try am na......

tchidi: I cooked beans, looked really nice. Just as I was about dishing it, I saw my pounded pepper n crayfish in the mortar!!!

Hahahahahahaahaha

Oh gosh! I wish d seminar was in d East i wld have moved heaven n earth to attend as im into bread making but on a very small scale. Chei... If wishes were horses... Anyway its all good. But can u give a sister a helping hand??

So How e take concern me n u @op

Goldenskin: Nanny? I still get shivers when I think of them. I was a very sick baby while growing up, I was always rushed to the hospital for the same thing 'intestinal infection'. I almost died once. Also whenever my mum comes back from the office and carries me or touches my bum I scream. Anyway she later discovered that anytime she shouts or annoys or reprimands the maid she hit me repeatedly on my bum and fed me with faeces(I was less than 1).

That I am still alive is a testimony. And yes the weekly visit to the hospital stopped when she left

Oh Lord!!

y me: Garden egg

abeg no vex say i ask but na wetin b dis??

y me: Tortilla de patatas (I feel its too much work tho but its definitely worth it)

pls can i have d recipe. Pls pls......

tope2000: On my first child - No
but on all the other ones - Yes pls

Exactly! U took d words right out of my mouth. I wld really love dat surprise d first time n i can prepare for both sex but for d other ones i wld really want to knw d sex so dat i can be more focused on how to prepare.

tsmith: Nairaland needs to have a dislike button, 'cause you have just written utter and total crap! Ti start with, I graduated from a Nigerian University @ 21! Yes with all the strike and all, and I wasn't an accelerated bloomer either went through 6-3-3-4.

You obviously only see the world from your myopic view, is it by force? Someone is unhappy in his marriage, feels he deserves happiness and takes a shot at it! Or you expect him to sit on his sorry ass like you would have licking old wounds!

Your analysis shows your lack of knowledge and worse still a failure to shut up! Mr or Mrs pregnancy calculator; who told you all pregnancy must last 9 months!

You should be banned from Nairaland and sent back to JSS1.

yes, I am pissed as I hate balant demostration of ignorance. Phew!!!

nna eh d ting tire me o! Im sure he does'nt knw what stillbirth means. Mtcheww

Connoisseur: She is 38 and it means she is desperate to be somebody s wife , no matter how young she looks. if not for the plea in your first post, peeps here would have unleashed their venom on both of you.

I tell u!

she's looking really good.

nomoskitel: I dnt have blender.can I make use of mortar and pestle?

I'd say go for it!

kulyie: I remember when i was in 2oo level back then,there was this stupid guy braging and ranting so much about how he had so much cash at his disposal and why he worked in one oil company that pays him millions every month.i kept keeping quiet thinking of what i will do with his matter because he came to greet me in my room.so the following day he requested i go out on a date with him.i told my room mates after they came back from wherever they went about the noise tayo was making.so we all decided that he will be our atm to supplement the money we had.we agreed that his own money will be used for our feeding till he wises up so the next day i told him i dont want to go out on a date with him,i want to go to the market to buy food stuffs for me and my roommates.so because he had already bragged that he is this and that,he wanted to impress me,he drove me to the market.omo i made sure we stocked our fridge.we bought 3,ooo frozen turkey,paint bucket size of rice,bokoto 4,ooo,tomato,peper and onions 2,5oo.if you see his boot.it was filled with food stuffs.we cooked and cooked for the next 3 months without going to the market.he did not bother to check me again.as soon as he dropped me in the hostel and dropped the food stuffs,he took off.

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LesbianBoy: Nahhhh........i use a gas cooker!

Congrats.

ActiveMan: reduce the stove please.

Exactly! D guy wan burn down d house. Lols

SlyIg: Imo youths are lucky!

SlyIg: Imo youths are lucky!

yea right!