FvckeDyoBiTch:


Well pogba is a deep lying playmaker, his job is to Curtail counter attacks, keep possession and Boss the midfield. Something he does quite efficiently.


He's worth maybe 60m but still he will boss your chelshit defense

Inconsistent Pogba? Efficient through out the season? C'mon! — I really have some doubts if you watch football games other than the PL. He Must be a hybrid footballer from the Andromeda Galaxy! To Play as a DMF and Destroy Chelsea's defense at the same time #Joker

Griffon:


You heard it from the thread's priest himself. I'm god-fearing, gentle and hardworking. Let's just say my reputation precedes me dear.

Bres I think my cellphone has got a fault, it doesn't have your digits in it. . .

Buy a new one?

raumdeuter:

Are you related to the other chelsea fan Chestar5

By Club - Yes

iPopAlomo:



Arsenal fan or Chelshit fan...

I cant support a club without ambition And You know the Club I'm talking about

FvckeDyoBiTch:


As long as we have Pogba...I can bet we will finish above Chelsea and your Cunte will clear his lockers clear his lockers come ending of the season

Were you under a Rock or something? last season Pogba scored just 9 goals... You read that? 9!!! and going for £100m that's a massive rip off! he couldn't even perform during the Euros

sinizia:


Adelena, I know say one day you go make us proud.


Erm, Ms. BREASTar abi na BREADstar, you'd do well to listen to this advice from this truthful young man that has your best interest at heart. All those names listed up there are perfect friends and role models to get acquainted to, especially that capitalized moniker. He's the best among the equals. Thank me later.

Funny dude!

sinizia:
Why do I feel the @Essitien Twitter handle belongs to Ibime? Their hate for the technical director (Emenalo) are similar.

We all hate Emenalo

Debroslink:


My guy, you don Lana patapata. Which one be 3 girls dump me?

Brestar, don't mind him ooh. I'm on my annual summer leave, and wanna spend it at Rio in Brazil. Leave all these small boys here and join me for the holiday of two. What sayest thou?

Holiday for two? Don't you have friends?

FvckeDyoBiTch:
Next season, I project Chelsea to win the league...Sky bet championship league

And Utd maintain their unambitious status?

kokaneprodigy:

See my life outside, a scum called me drunkard, I'll not say anything.
Brestar contrary to popular belief, I'm a law abiding citizen, I've got a job and I epp my country by paying my tax, infact it's deducted b4 I'm paid.
It's also worth to note that I'm very very single, just saying.
By the way what inspired the moniker Brestar.?

Oh I got inspired by Arsenal's Champions League Triumph! .....ouch!!

lordfalcao:
bomb dy your head.. . Oscar can't play wings but he is final game to goals is better than Willian and Moses.. I disagree with you

Bomb? OK Thanks! Its a fact! Oscar ain't a conte-esque type of winger! Conte expects his wingers to be Workaholics! Anyone whose watched Oscar for the past 3 seasons 'd know he can't fit in that position.

Lana1:
Abegi. All this talk of protection is overrated. When did y'all turn to bodyguards

Madam Brestar if u're going to survive in this section, here's the different category of men/boys u need to know:

Those wey don marry with children sef:
afrodoc2, usbcable, timbros, fbs, lalaboi

Those that are already engaged and should be getting married b4 the end of the year:
Ibime, nateevs, sebod, dahdemola, elampiro

Those wey suppose don marry but still forming player:
Awon Nihilist, dopejemi, raumdeuter, A40, sailorxy, pataki, dmcdad, coded01.
(Be extra careful and prayerful with this group )

The gentle, hardworking and Godfearing young men:
Diggz, chelseafan1, bigkesh, lana1, elrony, sinizia, codedguy1, bykebyke, griffon, homesteady, gbr1, parrotibaba, sod09, chrisley024
(We are quite many in this category and cant list them all)

Those dat ve been dumped more than 3 times by different girls:
Spy360, hensben, debroslink, keky, ollah1

The drunkards and troublemakers:
edoyad, ipopalomo, kokaneprodigy.
(This last set shouldn't surprise u. They are all Arsenal fans and 12 yrs of mediocrity ll do that to u. Stay away from dem at all costs )

Have a splendid evening

Thanks... I'd be sure to look out!

Nihilist:

Brestar, if I may ask....what inspired your your choice of moniker?

honestly? it just sounded cool to me!

chelseabmw:


I'll love to be your personal assistant

But I don't need one

afrodoc2:
I suspect this Dopejemi of a guy, him eye too tear!
I would advise Brestar to come under the protection of gentlemen like us because some of these guys here bad pass Idi Amin.

lol! So you are offering to be my body guard?

lordfalcao:
Oscar is good.. The only thing I know he lacks is good passing technique and vision... He is a very much needed player.

You just don't like him that is it.

Don't buy your thoughts tho! His problems are just: "disappearing after a run of form" = Inconsistency

lordfalcao:
the Aina is saw yesterday for someone at his level he did well. I see him getting shirt more than Kennedy in this Chelsea squad.. .


If we are keeping Oscar because of his work rate and tackling abilities, it's better we play him from the wings so he can track back ,defend and help full backs, run and cross when we are on attack

Past two games, Aina has been average! Oscar ain't a winger! he can be best deployed as a no 10 or CM, Due to his Pressing prowess! He doesn't have that speed to run the whole pitch like Willian/moses/pedro

Griffon:


Matuidi's current market value is 30m euros and he's running into his 30s. I would rather spend that muller on a young fella with a resell value and who is equally capable of doing a yeoman job in that CM area.

Names of potential target within that range that 'd hit the ground running almost immediately?

Ibime:


Oscar has always been able to shoot.

The Juventus game was just Christmas for him in that he had two headline grabbing shots.

He hasn't sunk. He was crap then and is crap now. Nothing has changed.

His shooting and crossing ability remains intact. Everything else that defines a midfielder, he doesn't have and has never had.

On his day, Oscar is a Kaka-esque kind of player! I don't think he's crap as you think! his problem has just been inconsistency.

Griffon:


True that but Matuidi wouldn't feature in my list of probable replacements.

Doubt you'd find much better players on a "cheap"

Dongorgon5:
Brestar chestar5,are you two related

Nope.

Anyone Been Impressed with Matic? would you prefer selling him off to Juve and Getting Blaise Matuidi [29] Instead? I know it sounds like Fantasy though, and there is a slim chance this can be pulled off! But Matic is yet to rediscover his 2014/2015 form! Not gotten anyway close to that through out this preseason!

Bimffo:
Forget that throw o.

Ola Aina still has a long way to go.

Niang was just perambulating him anyhow, but I believe he will come good and improve..

Conte is just trying a lot of things with this squad and everyone is fighting for something, Moses Especially. (Even Oscar is fighting for something.)

Anyone don observe sey Conte no send No. 10 position for field. He doesn't give a shïïït about the person in the "Hole."

If You cannot help the players occupying the Centre Midfield position, then forget it mehn. Even Traore tracks back to help out in defending, which is very cool. Conte's supporting striker must have a very good work rate.. (He is actually experimenting what he did in the Euros with Eder on Traore) Extra man in the Midfield.

Not a Perfect team at all but Lets see what Conte has for Us. But I would love he can do something to that defence. That's the only position we have 30+ players. Three 30+ players. Not good at all.

You just nailed it!

nateevs:
The hunger from Moses ehn? Dude really wants this.

Arguably the best preseason player for the past 3 years.

diggz:


Truth is, I am yet to see a single preseason game so, I can't actually access this team properly.

We clearly have issues hanging everywhere around that backline from the players on ground. Good thing to hear aina has been doing well so far. Let's see if we can get a cb for Terrys position and maybe a lb too.

I think we will be ok upfront. If Costa is staying or we are getting lukaku.

My concern is actually in the midfield area. I have noticed most guys keep excluding matic. Dunno if its because of the uncertainty surrounding is future with us.

I am hoping he stays though so players like Mikel and Oscar will be further out of the first team.

433 : matic, kante and fab....or kante,chalobah and fab...or kante,Fab and Rlc.

442: I am sure fab will get a spot ahead of certain players here too.

Anyways, make Conte make him signings and decision to sell or keep certain players fast please.

Aina doesn't look mature he still needs to develop! would have preferred Kenedy as a LB! too bad he might just be going on loan.. Can't stand seeing another season of Ivanovic at RB! Fabregas not been impressive so far. Conte would rather go for Kante/Oscar or Kante/Chalobah in midfield! Due to their work rate advantage, and defending/tackling abilities! and our system dosent even favour a number 10. truth is: we won't get to see Cesc much this season except maybe against Smaller teams where he'd be given that freedom to split defenses while Kante/Matic holds cover!

.

Thread Closed

The Sport minister seems to be the one behind all of these. he has always criticized the employment of a foreign coach. Even after given a ban, and the Amaju pinnick board officially recognized by FIFA, He is now used as a puppet by Solomon Dalaung to disrupt the plans of the NFF.

Well, Sums everything up! Portugal just did a Leicester! 2016 — what a year!

This kind of reports are just to sell papers! so get your facts straight! His former coach Pep, even admitted Messi would retire at Barcelona. Moreover, Messi doesn't have a soft spot whatsoever for Chelsea! as he has thrown taunts at the team in the past.

raumdeuter:

Nice profile pic
Are you the sister of our famous chestar5

No

Griffon:
With contracts having come to an end, we today say farewell to three players who were part of the squad during last season - Falcao, Pato and Marco Amelia.

Falcao joined the Blues on a season-long loan from Monaco last July and made his first appearance in a Chelsea shirt during our summer tour of the USA, coming on as a second-half substitute in a 1-1 draw against Paris Saint-Germain in Charlotte. He was one of six Chelsea players to convert a penalty in the subsequent shoot-out.

The Colombian striker’s competitive debut came on the opening day of the season when Swansea visited Stamford Bridge, and he scored with a diving header in the following home game against Crystal Palace.

However, after featuring against Liverpool on 31 October, Falcao was not involved again until April due to injury. His return game, away at Swansea, would prove to be his last for the club.

Pato arrived on loan from Corinthians in January when our striker resources were stretched. The Brazilian netted a debut goal, scoring from the penalty spot in a 4-0 win at Aston Villa in April, and made his one start for the Blues a week later at Swansea.

Amelia was brought in to provide goalkeeper cover after Thibaut Courtois underwent knee surgery.

The former Italy international signed as a free agent last October but although he was named as a substitute during the campaign, he was not called into action on the pitch.

Chelsea Football Club thanks the players for their contributions and wishes them success in the future.

- Chelsea FC

Hopefully Remy would also be on his way to turkey