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 Jokes Etc › Friday! by briarhubble(op): 3:50am On May 22, 2015 |
A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible? His horse's name is Friday! Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › A Prisoner by briarhubble(op): 7:52am On May 19, 2015 |
A prisoner, after many years, is finally released. He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4." Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Why Do Bees Buzz? by briarhubble(op): 9:20am On May 18, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › When Do You Stop At Green And Go At Red? by briarhubble(op): 5:21am On May 15, 2015 |
Q: When do you stop at Green and go at Red? A: When you are eating a watermelon. Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Why Couldn't The Toilet Paper Cross The Road…? by briarhubble(op): 10:37am On May 14, 2015 |
Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road…? A: Because it got stuck in a crack. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Who Made The Journey Far? by briarhubble(op): 6:44am On May 13, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › Did You Say 'thank You'? by briarhubble(op): 10:14am On May 05, 2015 |
Little Emma returned from the birthday party and her mother asked: "Did you say 'thank you'?" "Well, no," replied the little girl. "Y'see, the girl ahead of me thanked her and she said, 'Don’t mention it!' so I didn't." Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Senior Citizens by briarhubble(op): 7:28am On May 04, 2015 |
"Mama, there's a man at the door," said little Johnny. "He says he’s collecting for senior citizens. Do you think we should hide Grandpa?" Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Driving On The Highway by briarhubble(op): 5:02am On Apr 21, 2015 |
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!'' Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › OMG - Oh My Giggle! by briarhubble(op): 5:18am On Apr 17, 2015 |
OMG - Oh My Giggle! We share jokes, pranks, gags, japes, scandalous and embarrassing on OMG! 1st step: go to post, login your facebook, post your words and submit. 2nd step: waiting for others to review your post, if your post is good enough, it will list on Or, you can go to review others' posts, judge them whatever you like to. If you don't want to share anything with us, OK, just go and enjoy others' OMG posts! Or maybe you can comment! http://m.af1234.com/omg
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| Jokes Etc › Why Did The Fat Turkey Cross The Road? by briarhubble(op): 4:54am On Apr 09, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › What Goes All The Way Around A Baseball Field But Never Moves? by briarhubble(op): 3:15am On Apr 03, 2015 |
Q: What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves? A: The fence. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › What Did The Ocean Say To The Beach? by briarhubble(op): 9:40am On Mar 30, 2015 |
Q: What did the ocean say to the beach? A: Nothing -- it just waved. Find more on http://www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Why Did The Ants Dance On The Jam Jar? by briarhubble(op): 11:09am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open." Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? by briarhubble(op): 9:10am On Mar 23, 2015 |
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, if they're small enough. Find more on www.af1234.com
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| Jokes Etc › What Goes All The Way Around A Baseball Field But Never Moves? by briarhubble(op): 9:48am On Mar 18, 2015 |
Q: What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves? A: The fence. Find more on www.af1234.com 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › I Am What Goes Up But Never Comes Down. I Am Needed But Hated... by briarhubble(op): 10:01am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Q: I am what goes up but never comes down. I am needed but hated. I am useful in more than one way. I somewhat hold the future. What am I? A: Gas prices. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › What Do You Call A Lawyer Who Doesn't Know The Law? by briarhubble(op): 9:24am On Mar 12, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › What's The Difference Between A Cabbage And An Onion? by briarhubble(op): 9:33am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Q: What's the difference between a cabbage and an onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a cabbage. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Q: What Is The Clumsiest Insect? by briarhubble(op): 8:56am On Mar 09, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › Caesar On The Rocks, Please! by briarhubble(op): 4:43am On Mar 06, 2015 |
Caesar on the rocks, please! A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!" Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please." Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Did You Hear About The Jurisprudence Fetishist? by briarhubble(op): 8:20am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Objectionable content Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Why Are French History Books Blank? by briarhubble(op): 9:57am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Why are French history books blank? Because history is written by the winners. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › What Do You Call A Clean Idiot? by briarhubble(op): 7:29am On Feb 10, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › What Has Six Balls And Rips You Off Daily? by briarhubble(op): 8:05am On Feb 04, 2015 |
| Jokes Etc › Did You Hear The One About The Father Shoe? by briarhubble(op): 11:31am On Feb 03, 2015 |
A: Did you hear the one about the father shoe? B: It was the family's sole support. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Where Does A Ship Go When It's Sick? by briarhubble(op): 10:45am On Jan 27, 2015 |
| Education › Eight Books Every Entrepreneur Should Read In 2015 by briarhubble(op): 7:22am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Since January marks the rush for New Year’s resolutions and personal “pivots,” below are eight books every entrepreneur should read in 2015: 1. The Startup Playbook: Secrets of the Fastest-Growing Startups From Their Founding Entrepreneurs by David Kidder The title says it all. If you’re looking for a wide array of lessons learned and entrepreneurial experiences, this book is for you. Sharing insights from 41 different founders, The Startup Playbook covers everything from leadership lessons to finding one’s niche. 2. Creativity, Inc.: Overcoming the Unseen Forces That Stand in the Way of True Inspiration by Ed Catmull This book is a must read for any business leader, not just the entrepreneur. It is filled with valuable insights about what creates, drives and sustains an innovative culture and compels a company to attempt what no other company has done. Remarkable lessons that only a CEO would know. 3. True North by Bill George and Peter Sims This is a great book to discover your personal leadership vision, values and motivations. The authors surveyed 125 men and women on what they believe makes them authentic leaders, and the answers may surprise you. Also of note is the personal leadership development portfolio handbook that accompanies the book, which is a personal guide to help you develop your authentic leadership. 4. Zero to One: Notes Startups, or How to Build the Future by Peter Thiel The following excerpt sums up the concept of Theil’s book: “Doing what someone else already knows how to do takes the world from 1 to n, adding more of something familiar. But when you do something new, you go from 0 to 1.” This bestseller is geared specifically towards the startup community as it offers invaluable advice on what to consider and what to avoid before moving forward. Additionally, the author offers his philosophy on business, which helps the reader generate new ideas he or she may not have considered previously. 5. ThinkerToys by Michael Michalko The ability to create is just that — a developable ability — that can be learned and improved upon much like any other competency, and the author does just that in this creativity “bible.” After all, creativity and opportunity are what emboldens wannabe startup founders to take the plunge into the world of debt known as entrepreneurship. ThinkerToys, and its companion Thinkpad: A Brainstorming Card Deck, offers 33 different exercises and 56 cards that will spark your creativity and inspire the innovation monster within. 6. Unbroken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption by Laura Hillenbrand There’s a reason why this book is number one on Amazon and a Hollywood motion picture. While entrepreneurism isn’t quite the theme of this book, the lessons of personal sacrifice, survival and resiliency are. After reading this book your perspective on founding a startup may change because if the main character, Louie Zamperini, overcame the challenges and catastrophes he faced, then so can you. 7. Team of Teams: New Rules of Engagement for a Complex World by Gen. (Ret.) Stan McChrystal, Chris Fussel, Tantum Collins, and David Silverman As head of the Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC), Gen. (Ret.) Stan McChrystal faced an enemy that was constantly changing before his very eyes. In a world of both complicated and complex challenges, how do you stay ahead of the power curve while the world and competition change? This book explains how. 8. Abundance: The Future is Better Than You Think by Peter Diamandis and Steven Kotler While this book is completely visionary, it raises questions and concerns about current industrial and societal trends and where they will lead in the future. From a startup perspective, the global challenges the authors envision also serve as business opportunities. Of note, the authors have a second book entitled Bold coming out in February 2015 that will “teach today’s entrepreneurs the tools, technologies and mindsets they will need to make ‘it’ happen.” Every book has some takeaway that can be applied towards any endeavor. What were your favorite books and lessons from 2014? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › My Uncle Ran For Senate Last Year....... by briarhubble(op): 9:48am On Jan 23, 2015 |
A: My uncle ran for Senate last year. B: Really? What does he do now? A: Nothing. He got elected. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › What's The Difference Between A Porcupine And A Ferrarri? by briarhubble(op): 11:41am On Jan 21, 2015 |
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside... Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › What Do You Get When The Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over? by briarhubble(op): 9:10am On Jan 16, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › What Kind Of Fish Does A Dog Catch? by briarhubble(op): 11:15am On Jan 14, 2015 |
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