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Jokes Etc / Can I Share Your Sled? by briarhubble: 4:35am On Sep 25, 2015
It was a wonderfully deep snow and the little boy stood at the top of a hill readying his sled for a slide downhill.
Another boy came up to him and asked, "Can I share your sled?"
"Sure," the little boy said. "You take it uphill and I'll take it down!"


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Jokes Etc / Two Kids Were Hiking When They Came Upon A Huge Bear by briarhubble: 3:46am On Sep 18, 2015
Two kids were hiking when they came upon a huge bear. One boy sat down, took a pair of track shoes out his knapsack and started to put them on.
"You'are wasting your time." - said the other boy. "You can't outrun that bear even with your track shoes on."
The other boy replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."

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Jokes Etc / My Baby Brother by briarhubble: 10:16am On Sep 15, 2015
Little girl: "My baby brother is only one year old but he has been walking, now, for six months."
Little boy: "My goodness… isn't he awful tired?"


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Jokes Etc / A Joke by briarhubble: 6:42am On Sep 11, 2015
A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in his neighborhood. "He's not painless at all." - said the boy.
"He put his finger in my mouth and I bit it and he yelled just like anybody would."


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Jokes Etc / Why Are You Making Such Awful Faces At Your Bulldog? by briarhubble: 4:08am On Sep 08, 2015
The mother was furious. "Paul!"- she yelled. "Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?"
"Well, Mom, he started it!"

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Jokes Etc / Why Did The Teacher Wear Sunglasses? by briarhubble: 9:25am On Aug 31, 2015
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!


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Jokes Etc / How Can You Prove The Earth Is Round? by briarhubble: 10:44am On Aug 25, 2015
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

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Jokes Etc / Cindy, Why Are You Doing Your Maths Sums On The Floor? by briarhubble: 9:05am On Aug 18, 2015
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

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Jokes Etc / Sexist by briarhubble: 11:21am On Aug 12, 2015

Jokes Etc / Why Can't You Ever Answer Any Of My Questions? by briarhubble: 9:26am On Aug 11, 2015
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!


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Jokes Etc / Are You Having Trouble Hearing? by briarhubble: 6:43am On Aug 07, 2015
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!


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Jokes Etc / Class, We Will Have Only Half A Day Of School This Morning!! by briarhubble: 11:20am On Aug 05, 2015
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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Jokes Etc / I Don't Think I Deserved Zero On This Test! by briarhubble: 10:47am On Jul 28, 2015
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!


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Jokes Etc / What Would Happen If You Took The School Bus Home? by briarhubble: 10:29am On Jul 27, 2015
A: What would happen if you took the school bus home?
B: The police would make you bring it back!


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Jokes Etc / You Missed School Yesterday Didn't You? by briarhubble: 10:07am On Jul 24, 2015
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!


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Jokes Etc / I Can't Go To School Today. by briarhubble: 9:23am On Jul 22, 2015
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!

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Jokes Etc / How Do You Like Your New Teacher? by briarhubble: 11:01am On Jul 15, 2015
Mother: How do you like your new teacher?
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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Jokes Etc / Wife Wanted by briarhubble: 9:34am On Jul 13, 2015
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


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Jokes Etc / Birthday Surprise by briarhubble: 8:46am On Jul 09, 2015
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Jokes Etc / Mom, Do You Know What I'm Going To Give You For Your Birthday? by briarhubble: 9:39am On Jul 02, 2015
Little Johnny: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, dear, what?
Little Johnny: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Little Johnny: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.


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Jokes Etc / It's My Wife's Birthday Tomorrow! by briarhubble: 11:21am On Jun 30, 2015
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
'Oh, I don't know,' she said. 'Just give me something with diamonds.'
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

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Jokes Etc / Everything Here Is Cooked By Electricity by briarhubble: 11:13am On Jun 24, 2015
Waiter: Yes, sir, we are very up to date. Everything here is cooked by electricity.
Diner: I wonder if you would mind giving this steak another shock?


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Jokes Etc / Cute Piggy Usb Hub!! by briarhubble: 10:05am On Jun 24, 2015
Cute piggy usb hub!!

Jokes Etc / Don't You Agree That "Time" Is The Greatest Healer? by briarhubble: 8:48am On Jun 16, 2015
Don't you agree that "time" is the greatest healer?
He maybe, but he's certainly no beauty specialist.

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Jokes Etc / Did You Know That I Had Taken Up Story-writing As A Career? by briarhubble: 10:11am On Jun 15, 2015
A: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?
B: No, sold anything yet?
A: Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.


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Jokes Etc / A Kangaroo by briarhubble: 9:24am On Jun 11, 2015
A guide, showing an old lady through the Zoo, took her to a cage occupied by a kangaroo.
"Here, madam," he said, "we have a native of Australia."
"Good gracious," she replied, "and to think my sister married one of them."


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Jokes Etc / When Are You Going On Your Vacation? by briarhubble: 7:22am On Jun 10, 2015
When are you going on your vacation?
I don't know. I've got to wait until the neighbors get through using my suitcase.


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Jokes Etc / Papa, Are You Growing Taller All The Time? by briarhubble: 11:41am On Jun 05, 2015
Kid: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
Kid: Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair.


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Jokes Etc / Suppose You Have 10 Chocolates by briarhubble: 5:31am On Jun 03, 2015
Teacher: Suppose you have 10 chocolates. You give 3 to Tina, 2 to Mina and 3 to Sema. What do you have now?
Boy: I would have 3 girlfriends.


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Jokes Etc / I Got A Miss Call by briarhubble: 11:39am On May 28, 2015
A boy got a miss call. He went to school and asked his teacher: "Miss why did you send me a call?"
Teacher: "I didn't."
Boy: "Well my phone says I got a miss call."


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Jokes Etc / I've Eaten Beef All My Life And Now I'm As Strong As A Bull by briarhubble: 11:23am On May 27, 2015
Jerry: "I've eaten beef all my life and now I'm as strong as a bull."
Paul: "That is queer. I've eaten fish all my life and yet I can't swim a stroke."


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Jokes Etc / Train To New Delhi by briarhubble: 11:06am On May 25, 2015
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it’s too heavy.

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