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 Jokes Etc › Can I Share Your Sled? by briarhubble(op): 4:35am On Sep 25, 2015 |
It was a wonderfully deep snow and the little boy stood at the top of a hill readying his sled for a slide downhill. Another boy came up to him and asked, "Can I share your sled?" "Sure," the little boy said. "You take it uphill and I'll take it down!" Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Two Kids Were Hiking When They Came Upon A Huge Bear by briarhubble(op): 3:46am On Sep 18, 2015 |
Two kids were hiking when they came upon a huge bear. One boy sat down, took a pair of track shoes out his knapsack and started to put them on. "You'are wasting your time." - said the other boy. "You can't outrun that bear even with your track shoes on." The other boy replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you." Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › My Baby Brother by briarhubble(op): 10:16am On Sep 15, 2015 |
Little girl: "My baby brother is only one year old but he has been walking, now, for six months." Little boy: "My goodness… isn't he awful tired?" Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › A Joke by briarhubble(op): 6:42am On Sep 11, 2015 |
A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in his neighborhood. "He's not painless at all." - said the boy. "He put his finger in my mouth and I bit it and he yelled just like anybody would." Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Why Are You Making Such Awful Faces At Your Bulldog? by briarhubble(op): 4:08am On Sep 08, 2015 |
The mother was furious. "Paul!"- she yelled. "Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?" "Well, Mom, he started it!" Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Why Did The Teacher Wear Sunglasses? by briarhubble(op): 9:25am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because his class was so bright! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › How Can You Prove The Earth Is Round? by briarhubble(op): 10:44am On Aug 25, 2015 |
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round? George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was. Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Cindy, Why Are You Doing Your Maths Sums On The Floor? by briarhubble(op): 9:05am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Sexist by briarhubble(op): 11:21am On Aug 12, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Why Can't You Ever Answer Any Of My Questions? by briarhubble(op): 9:26am On Aug 11, 2015 |
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Are You Having Trouble Hearing? by briarhubble(op): 6:43am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Class, We Will Have Only Half A Day Of School This Morning!! by briarhubble(op): 11:20am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › I Don't Think I Deserved Zero On This Test! by briarhubble(op): 10:47am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › What Would Happen If You Took The School Bus Home? by briarhubble(op): 10:29am On Jul 27, 2015 |
A: What would happen if you took the school bus home? B: The police would make you bring it back! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › You Missed School Yesterday Didn't You? by briarhubble(op): 10:07am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › I Can't Go To School Today. by briarhubble(op): 9:23am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › How Do You Like Your New Teacher? by briarhubble(op): 11:01am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Mother: How do you like your new teacher? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one! Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Wife Wanted by briarhubble(op): 9:34am On Jul 13, 2015 |
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Birthday Surprise by briarhubble(op): 8:46am On Jul 09, 2015 |
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you. Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Mom, Do You Know What I'm Going To Give You For Your Birthday? by briarhubble(op): 9:39am On Jul 02, 2015 |
Little Johnny: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, dear, what? Little Johnny: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Little Johnny: No you haven't. I've just dropped it. Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › It's My Wife's Birthday Tomorrow! by briarhubble(op): 11:21am On Jun 30, 2015 |
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. 'Oh, I don't know,' she said. 'Just give me something with diamonds.' That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards. Find more jokes on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Everything Here Is Cooked By Electricity by briarhubble(op): 11:13am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Waiter: Yes, sir, we are very up to date. Everything here is cooked by electricity. Diner: I wonder if you would mind giving this steak another shock? Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Cute Piggy Usb Hub!! by briarhubble(op): 10:05am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Cute piggy usb hub!!
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| Jokes Etc › Don't You Agree That "Time" Is The Greatest Healer? by briarhubble(op): 8:48am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Don't you agree that "time" is the greatest healer? He maybe, but he's certainly no beauty specialist. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Did You Know That I Had Taken Up Story-writing As A Career? by briarhubble(op): 10:11am On Jun 15, 2015 |
A: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career? B: No, sold anything yet? A: Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › A Kangaroo by briarhubble(op): 9:24am On Jun 11, 2015 |
A guide, showing an old lady through the Zoo, took her to a cage occupied by a kangaroo. "Here, madam," he said, "we have a native of Australia." "Good gracious," she replied, "and to think my sister married one of them." Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › When Are You Going On Your Vacation? by briarhubble(op): 7:22am On Jun 10, 2015 |
When are you going on your vacation? I don't know. I've got to wait until the neighbors get through using my suitcase. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Papa, Are You Growing Taller All The Time? by briarhubble(op): 11:41am On Jun 05, 2015 |
Kid: Papa, are you growing taller all the time? Father: No, my child. Why do you ask? Kid: Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Suppose You Have 10 Chocolates by briarhubble(op): 5:31am On Jun 03, 2015 |
Teacher: Suppose you have 10 chocolates. You give 3 to Tina, 2 to Mina and 3 to Sema. What do you have now? Boy: I would have 3 girlfriends. Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › I Got A Miss Call by briarhubble(op): 11:39am On May 28, 2015 |
A boy got a miss call. He went to school and asked his teacher: "Miss why did you send me a call?" Teacher: "I didn't." Boy: "Well my phone says I got a miss call." Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › I've Eaten Beef All My Life And Now I'm As Strong As A Bull by briarhubble(op): 11:23am On May 27, 2015 |
Jerry: "I've eaten beef all my life and now I'm as strong as a bull." Paul: "That is queer. I've eaten fish all my life and yet I can't swim a stroke." Find more on www.af1234.com |
| Jokes Etc › Train To New Delhi by briarhubble(op): 11:06am On May 25, 2015 |
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it’s too heavy. Find more on www.af1234.com |
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