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Differences Between Men and Women Time When a woman says she’ll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she’s using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game’s just got five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Plants A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Admitting Mistakes Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Mirrors Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, and bald heads. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women The Wedding When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about “the ceremony”. Men talk about “the bachelor party”. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Going Out When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earrings and finishes putting on her makeup. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Children A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Natural Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed. Women will somehow deteriorate during the night. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Marriage A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Success A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife. A successful woman is one who can find that a man. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women The Future A woman worries about the future --- until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future --- until he gets a wife. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Differences Between Men and Women Money A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs. A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn’t need, because it’s on sale. Find more on www.af1234.com |
If Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice go out for lunch, they will call each other Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice. If Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla. Find more on www.af1234.com |
I didn't do well in my board exams because my dad always said, "Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!" Find more on www.af1234.com |
In a recent study, mice who drank grapefruit juice while eating a high-fat diet gained less weight than mice drinking water. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday! Find more on www.af1234.com |
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank God, my husband is safe! |
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Miss (on call): You say Ronny has fever and can’t come to school today? I am speaking to? Reply: Well, This is my father.. Lol Find more on www.af1234.com |
"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said. "Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?". Find more on www.af1234.com |
Q: If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. Find more on www.af1234.com |
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before! Find more on www.af1234.com |
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. Find more on www.af1234.com |
Morning things -- Me: okay it's 7 am Me: I should get up me: just five seconds Me: 5 minutes Me: 5 hours Me: 5 days Me: 5 years ...... Find more on www.af1234.com |
Teacher: How old is your mother? Kid: As old I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Kid: Because she become mother the day I took birth!! Find more on www.af1234.com |
It's siad that Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Find more on www.af1234.com
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A Nigerian IT worker is being sought by police for his alleged role in co-ordinating a £25m ($40m) cyber-theft at a bank in Abuja where he worked. Godswill Oyegwa Uyoyou is being sought by Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). A wanted notice claims he helped conspirators dressed as maintenance staff get into the bank so they could use computers to transfer cash. Local reports suggest the theft was spotted when stolen cash was withdrawn. ...... |
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Sorry, wrong pic!! amguud: |
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