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This will also be a bragging rights for the young boy

He will be like: I was so good to the extent they had to call the police on me

They just made the little boy popular, I pray favour finds him soonest 🙏

I see Real Madrid signing him today, I see him breaking C.Ronaldo 1000 goals record in the nearest future. This I have seen.

Dj play me soapy by naira Marley

Sonnobax15:

Just take a look at how innocent the devil looks

Abi we go start to dey ask of the past relationships CV's of people wey we wan date first before we go consider dating Dem ?

As for our bannies, abeg no be every young man wey get curvy preek wey veins full una go date . Some are future madddd men who are yet to answer their callings from madness

Rip to her .

I don talk am before say.. before you go accept anybody to be ur boyfriend/girlfriend the person must submit doctor’s report of his/her mental health.

Konji still dey old baba?


Dj play soapy by naira Marley for baba to dance

Now they are beginning to do the right thing at the detriment of the lost gallant souls

SeverusSnape:
Choirmasters sha... Most of them are so promiscuous. You should have known that you're taking a gamble by dating him.

I dey play instrument so I dey see wetin choirmasters dey do.. things dey happen oo. E no dey shock me again.

Nothing wey G-string no go see for middle of yansh

He don use you cure konji, jst count ur lost and move on to the next available preeq.

na so life be.

MrEar:
Only 9 arrests? Work harder.



Catch them and lock them up like the dirty vermin that they are. Yahoo boys are a disgusting plague on society. In their olodo minds, they believe they are helping society, but in actuality, they are hastening its decay at an exponential rate.

I know you will hate to hear this but it’s the bitter truth

na yahoo boys dey stable the economy, they are the reason money still dey circulate for Nigeria right now.

na all these kind news dey make our youths ignore government work and now venturing into internet fraud.

How I go work all my youthful years and you go hold my benefits like palliatives in old age even when I’m dying on my sick bed

Leemzyy:
Nothing my innocent Eyes will not see in this Nairaland, tufiakwa!

E shock me too

Nothing wey G-string no go see for middle of yansh

Jennyclay:
In anything you do, make sure you Date/Marry a rich man.

We aren’t going to eat true Love and sex only. Money most be involved biko

be careful make them no go put you inside sack

Have you taken your medication this morning ma?

Imagine say trailer just fail brake,

All of them nyash go just open

FIFA princess receiving his princess award.

Best princess of all time

U and that girl @llamina suppose marry… una two na perfect match,, always posting weirdo stuffs.

E be like say before una go accept anybody to be ur boyfriend/girlfriend the person must submit doctor’s report of his/her mental health.

Jennyclay come and see something oo

Omorr, see as he package the girl put inside sack like say he wan waybill party meat

I remember last year, I buy fake Fanta, after I drink am finish my stomach begin worry me like mad, then I run go chemist shop, the guy still prescribe fake drugs give me… chai.. I shit blood that day., na God safe my life that day.

It would have been Double wahala for dead body.

Some do, most don't. For my boss, it is absolutely true. He dislikes his home that much. He will wait until 5:30pm to actually start working, then call his wife video call to say he'll be late.

So one day I asked him, why doing that? Then He said his wife nags over everything, plus his wife refused to do any cleaning, cooking or other chores at home. He said he’s trying his best not to go physical on her.

Society: Don’t beat your wife.
Qur,an: Don't beat your wife.
Bible: Don't beat your wife.
Law: Don't beat your wife.

But the Wife: beat me, beat me, you must beat me today, I will not leave your trouser until you beat me, If you are a man beat me.

Jennyclay:
No man will genuinely love a woman and not spend heavily on her even without her asking.

Just treat us right and you'll see how sweet we are

Did Samson treated Delilah so badly? dey play

Many girls are in this game low-key.,,, they know their boyfriends is a yahoo boy, thieves, drug dealers but they chose to stay becus of the gifts and money they receive

I watched a video on YouTube and the interviewer was asking random ladies to chose the kind of man they want between a salary earner and yahoo boy, Majority of them in large numbers chose yahoo boys.. I just weak.

Jennyclay come and see something oo

I no longer enjoy football again

Too many fixed matches, politics and favoritism don full football

They pampered Arsenal last season now it’s man city, Red cards that don’t even worth it, poor officiating by the referee.

Football no sweet again jare

If ur nyash big then hire security to Dey guide the nyansh like Angela okorie,,, jobless police full everywhere.

Jennyclay come see something oo

Kobicove:
The Nigerian government should make kidnapping a capital offence!

The other day Governor Monday Okpebholo of Edo state sentenced some kidnappers to death but people were literally against it

They said they were just kidnappers, that they didn’t kill anybody na.. imagine talk.

When in Rome, behave like the Romans not like Ekiti people.

Meanwhile.. Wetin go come happen to the innocent jollof for the party?

Lovelydaisies:
I'm no guru on loans and co but did he tell the bank this was what he intended to use the money for? And the bank calculated his interests abu wetin and thought it was a viable venture?

Ha.

Or the bank was just after his collateral, whatever it was.

probably He must have lied to the bank, No bank will disburse such amount to him for this madness.

Chai.. And she looks so decent.

Harsh reality truth to all single men out there,, is that one day we are going to marry an ashawo… becus one day, most of these ashawo will retire and want to settle down, and na guys like you and me go marry them without even knowing

Let me be ur new baby.
I promise not kill anybody or anything not even mosquitoes

Why these people dey always behave like this nau