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April fooool guyssssss

VOsimhen144:
I AM YORUBA AND I WILL VOTE & SUPPORT TINUBU BECAUSE HE IS YORUBA.

YORUBA LOKAN
WE MUST CHOP CORN 🌽

sarcasm at it peak
Nice rhymes though

engrchykae:
on second thought, you should japa because it's a matter of time before war comes up on us and we shouldn't have cowards among us.
This is because, due to too much fear, cowards frustrates efforts of the courageous people and even sabotage the struggle.

oga fighter, go sit down on side abeg

Na only Cho Cho Cho you sabi

engrchykae:
coward, Europeans fought for their land from these same Arabic expansionism.
Charles Martel stood his ground at the battle of Tours and stopped the advance of these mongrels.
Ferdinand and Isabella rallied in Spain and pushed them out from Granada.
Gebel Al Tariq aka Gibraltar is a testament to this.
All you can think of is run.
Maybe you will die there and be buried there.

Oga fighter, why don’t you supply us weapons and also lead us to the war front against terrorists.

Abi na only mouth you get??

Another reason for me to take my jakpa plan serious becus E fit reach my turn tomorrow.
I doubt if Nigeria 🇳🇬 will ever get better.

Nigeria is ranked one of the most dangerous place to live for a reason.

How will I explain to my unborn kids that Senegal won the AFCON 2025 and not morroco

You don't have to be bothered if you are from the east… that’s how God created we the igbos… see the veins in my yam legs too

na manager from abagana go fit coach this team

E reach to retire from international football… go him social media pages make u go see how Nigerians dey lambast am with curse.. infact all super eagles 🦅 players dey collect anyhow since dat night wey we no qualify for World Cup

na why I like players like Boniface, if u curse am baba go curse u back, even curse ur papa join… Boniface no get shame.

Harsh reality truth is that one day we are going to marry an ashawo… becus one day, most of these ashawo will retire and want to marry and na guys like you and me go marry them without even knowing

I like them strong and fat
I like something that will kee me.

7500 to prepare these..
Are you single?

Why these people Dey behave like this nw

Goodlady:
How much do you make per year?

I no really dey make much but I get big prick.
My gbola is my weapon
That is how I win my battle

The type of friends you move with truly matters.
Rip

GEJDHERO:
Everton shld come out naaa this parking of bus is not sustainable

come out to do what with red card.

Kobojunkie:
No, thank you!

I have money and I’m a SIMP
abi una no like Simps again?

Kobojunkie:
Please be sure to find your happiness where you are at in life.

I’m currently at nairaland, don’t u want to mingle?

Kobojunkie:
. Here's hoping you don't lose the pregnancy lottery, as some women out there did. If your looks are important to you, maybe pay a surrogate to birth your kids for you.

hello
I jst wanted to tell u I’m single

Goodlady:
What's women eh?
When we aren't connected emotionally nko?

hello
I jst wanted to tell u I’m single

Most of these naija girls dey walk around with fatal infections and deadly disease. Maybe na why she emaciate sef.
Guys, as una dey protect una selves from bandits, make una also try dey protect una prick from STDs and HiV

VOsimhen144:
Abeg I have a question:
Is Nigeria a Sovereign nation or suffering nation?

we’re practicing the two

na collabo

Ur prick no stand to knack ur wife u go blame Peter Obi

These are the nairalanders that always say “do you know who I am” on very thread

And na dem full politics section

pretydiva:
Moroccans just Dey pack all the awards, na wa oo. Congratulations to all the winners

the Moroccans have worked hard for it and it was so visible to the blind.
Abi shey na Nigeria wey never qualify for world cup since 2018 u dey expect to pack the awards?