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Family / Re: Do you find ladies/women on low cuts attractive? by Brighton1(m): 2:32pm On Apr 14
Villa12:
go and check the meaning of masculinity then you'd understand. There are tons of ladies making hair but looks masculine with hairy and strong body, yam leg, beards, no boobs and ass .These are the real trait of ladies looking masculine. Not a beautiful lady that has every attribute of a woman but chose to be on low cut.
šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Igbo girls are coming for you
Agriculture / Re: 5-Star Luxurious Ram & Goat Barn With AC & DSTV (Photos, Video) by Brighton1(m): 11:48am On Apr 10
Jennyclay:
The ram and goat are living a comfortable life than broke men.

Biko, I canā€™t laugh cheesy
wat u are saying in essence is dat u fit open ur legs for these comfortable rams

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Overjoyed As Boss Flies From U.K. For Her Wedding Ceremony (video) by Brighton1(m): 9:53pm On Mar 30
@Jewessgratitud3 no be everytime u go dey feel sad or cry or mention mods if some NL guys wey no get home training insult uā€¦ I don first tell u make u go learn skills Frm @dominiq.ue, Jenny.clay, pocochanta.s, ahni.e, prety.diva... these set of ladies dey squeeze NL guys balls,, them dey put NL guys where dem belong.
I dey always get joy if I dey read their comment,, dem no send any mods papa.. @dominiqu.e no get joy šŸ˜‚
Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday by Brighton1(m): 10:22am On Mar 29
Jennyclay:
Amen.
it will end good if you come and take me out cheesy
why re Nigerian girls always hungry,,, canā€™t u take urself out and spend ur money on urself?
Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by Brighton1(m): 8:20am On Mar 25
Bankowner:
Isn't it illegal to buy and sell on a pedestrian bridge? If other people also bring their wares to sell on the bridge, I wonder what space will be left for pedestrians.
bro pls donā€™t get me wrong, Iā€™m not saying itā€™s legal. Itā€™s a government property that is why I said if ā€œthe government (task force) isnā€™t disturbing her then itā€™s fineā€ na how to make money we are talking here bro.
As for the spaceā€¦ there will surely be space, most Nigerians no like to dey follow the pedestrian bridge, Nigerians too get coconut head grin

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Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by Brighton1(m): 8:01am On Mar 25
Bankowner:
Her mom sells on a pedestrian bridge, what stops her from using the money she used to buy a phone to rent a shop for the mother?

I say it again, Nigerians and our fake ostentatious lifestyle.
na where business dey move they like to dey stay.. if sheā€™s selling well there and government is not disturbing her then itā€™s fine.

My mother sells food, my dad built a large shop front of his house but my mother still prefer to go to the bus-stop to sell her food.. the shop jst dey empty, nobody dey use amā€¦ she said she has lots of customers at the bus-stop and she dey sell well.. her customers no fit dey walk frm bus-stop to the shop to buy food.

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Romance / Why Do Nigerian Mothers Always Use This Word On Their Male Children by Brighton1(m): 4:38pm On Mar 24
Why is it that Our mothers like to use this statement only on their male children. ā€œIf it is food I hide nw you will see itā€ Weda u are a foodie or not our mothers must use the word on their boys only šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
Since when I was born and now Iā€™m getting old, my mother still use that statement on me. Who I offend abegšŸ˜‚

After church, I decided to go see my beautiful real African mom, frm my house to my family house is just a 20 minute drive.
As I got home I greeted her and we started talking, after some minutes she wanted to write out some details from her phone so she told me to help her get her glasses in her room close to the pillow, I got there and search everywhere round her bed but I didnā€™t see it,

I came out and I said mummy i didnā€™t see ur glasses, in her voice ā€œcheck very well nw, itā€™s close to my pillow.. if itā€™s food nw you will see it.. if itā€™s food nw anywhere I hide it u will see itā€ then she stood up, went to her room and searched for the glasses, she found it in her bed stand little shelf drawerā€¦ African parents will never tell you sorry for the mis-direction rather she said ā€u should have looked for it very well but if I say okay Bright go to my room and bring the food I kept there, evn without telling u the exact location u will look for the food and bring itā€

LMAO šŸ˜‚. Nigerian mothers are the best jare.

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Health / Re: Man Dies After Sleeping In Freshly Painted Room (Photo) by Brighton1(m): 3:32pm On Mar 18
YoungBlackRico:
Whoever told you the function of mask is to prevent you from perceiving odour or smell?
then why are we asked to wear it during covid-19 pandemic? Abi no be airborne disease again?
Sootey, nose mask cost pass malaria drugs that period.. I no fit forget.
Health / Re: Man Dies After Sleeping In Freshly Painted Room (Photo) by Brighton1(m): 10:30am On Mar 18
Jennyclay:
There are some things I canā€™t perceive. undecided

If I slightly perceive the odour of fuel I throw instantly and I will be sick for like 3 hours. embarassed

Biko, always wear nose mask, we inhale too much nonsense in this country that could cause damages in our body system undecided
Aunty,,, Nose mask šŸ˜· no dey work jare.
During Covid-19 period, person mess inside danfo bus nd i smell the mess loud and clear even as I wear nose mask
E get another scenario wey happen again for God is Good park during dat Covid-19 period, one lady open her food na once I knw say na ewa-agoyin she dey eat evn as I wear nose mask
Shey dis nose mask dey work like dis?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City: FA Cup (4 - 2) On 17th March 2024 by Brighton1(m): 12:53pm On Mar 17
Go Leicester!
Iheanacho my guy

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Romance / Re: Do We Still Have Genuine Decent Girls In This Country by Brighton1(m): 8:41am On Mar 10
Gerrard59:
If OP wants a good girl, he has to be a good dude. It is that simple. You cannot ask for what you cannot give.

None of you lots there, including your so-called navy personnel, deserves a good girl. In the first place, why offer five million naira just to have an account in the bank? If the lady had declined his sexual lust, would he have continued with the account opening?

All these bloody hypocrites with Internet access.
what made u think Iā€™m not a good dude? I donā€™t womanize. If I happens to be in a relationship today i canā€™t cheat on my partner. Iā€™ve self discipline.
Or is it becus I said I smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol?

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Romance / Re: Do We Still Have Genuine Decent Girls In This Country by Brighton1(m): 10:01pm On Mar 09
Kobicove:
Couple of idle guys who have nothing better to do than sit and discuss another personundecided
do you just called us idle guys? Iā€™m a civil engineer and Iā€™ve gotten lots of contracts to construct roads and buildings.. My guy is now a barrister, he was even working under a chamber before he went for law school and finally heā€™s called to Bar.. the said elder brother is a Lieutenant in Nigerian navy, he has not even seen dry land for the past 7 months, he just arrived last week and heā€™s reporting to base probably next week. And youā€™re calling us idle.. itā€™s fine sha.. let me donā€™t talk much.

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Romance / Re: Do We Still Have Genuine Decent Girls In This Country by Brighton1(m): 6:56pm On Mar 09
Tallesty1:
You are not decent yourself
itā€™s not a crime to walk up to a lady and tell her u like her and you would like to be her friendā€¦ from there who knows maybe she might be your future wife.
I no dey after chop and clean mouth, baba I dey look for decent and loyal girl to not just date but marry.

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Romance / Re: Do We Still Have Genuine Decent Girls In This Country by Brighton1(m): 6:47pm On Mar 09
Jewessgratitud3:
That is what most of the do and use to answer big girl and it favors them because this are the kind of girls men drool over because of the "classy " Level they are using ill gotten wealth to form.

You'll see a single girl living in a 3bedroom flat and driving a Porsche car. We know how e dey go.
wat about the guys in the marketing sector, how do they get and convince their own client?

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Romance / Re: Do We Still Have Genuine Decent Girls In This Country by Brighton1(m): 6:37pm On Mar 09
Anabosee:
If you get money, u go run am too.
I canā€™t bro.
If I wanna assist a lady, I will assist her without no string attached.

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Romance / Do We Still Have Genuine Decent Girls In This Country by Brighton1(m): 6:25pm On Mar 09
Good day everyone, Iā€™ll go straight to the point.

So I went to see one of my real guy who was just called to bar, I saw him sitting under their car tent in their compound, smoking cigarettes and sipping alcohol so I joined him and we started talking about big plans and real life matters.

As we were talking, a stunning beautiful dark skinned young lady walked out from their house and was leaving. I almost wanted to run after her to toast and collect her number instantly.
I was like guyyyy you didnā€™t tell me you had a stunning sister like this, why u dey hide ur sister frm us nw? abi shey u wan marry ur sister, you knw all these guys talk na,,,,, Then he said sheā€™s not his sister that she is his elder brotherā€™s knack mate and business partner. I was shocked and confused.

Then he began to play me the girlā€™s tape. He said the girl is a banker, sheā€™s a cooperate marketer in a bank, you know all these bank marketing work and meeting up with target bullshit.. she was able to convince my guyā€™s elder brother to deposit N5 million and they also agreed to knack. I was just short of wordsā€¦ who knows she might even have a serious boyfriend?

My guy even said he was inside the house before he came outside to smoke cigarettes becus the girl was moaning so loud like a witch and he was having unnecessary erection and was also distracted from what he was doing so he have to come outside šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā€¦. and if u see their house na correct duplex.
My guy even say I fit knack her too if I wan make deposit with her bankā€¦ omo I just weak.

Do we still have genuine decent beautiful girls in this country?

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Romance / Re: Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, The Man With The 19 Inches (pics/video) by Brighton1(m): 3:43pm On Mar 04
NGArmyTerrorist:
Na guy be that, no think say na she.
serious? Hw u take knw?
Romance / Re: Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, The Man With The 19 Inches (pics/video) by Brighton1(m): 8:13am On Mar 04
There is a woman designed for every man. There are many women that their kpekus can accommodate this Gbola without stressšŸ˜‚. The guy should go and find his own missing rib designed for him.

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Romance / Re: Woman Curses Ex After Being Tagged In His Pre-wedding Photos by Brighton1(m): 1:26pm On Mar 03
Jennyclay:
Men are scum undecided
Ur papa

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Launches Expatriate Employment Levy (EEL) by Brighton1(m): 9:30am On Feb 28
Ass lickers just full this thread grin
Family / Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by Brighton1(m): 11:44pm On Feb 27
Orlu13:

if u don't have better things to say, go and sleep
ok daddy

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Family / Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by Brighton1(m): 11:39pm On Feb 27
Jewessgratitud3:


Papa, he's telling you the truth. hustle your own money and stop trying to tell a man like you how to spend his money.
na @jennyclay go fit handle person like @Orlu13
She no dey gree for anybodyā€¦ When man hater jam woman hater u sef reason how the matter go be? It would be like Iran šŸ‡®šŸ‡· and Iraq šŸ‡®šŸ‡¶ dey fight.

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Food / Re: How Much will You Buy This Kpomo In Your Area? by Brighton1(m): 2:01pm On Feb 27
Jennyclay:
1 of that kpomo is #250 in my area.

Letā€™s says everything there would go for #750
I thought u re a big girl and ur father is sharing fence with Elon muskā€¦ so how come u knw the price of the kpomo if u no dey chop am?
Broke girl.

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Business / Re: How Can Someone Survive With 300k In This Economy? by Brighton1(m): 11:48am On Feb 26
Camaro5:

Leave am for me like that.. She dares not misbehave.
Na the babe wey I go later wife be that ! In fact, it is because of her activities on this platform make me to develop strong feelings for her.
And in real life, she's a decent babe entirely !
na ur type dey ignore red flags, after una go open thread dey disturb our peace for nairaland.. thread like "My wife donā€™t give me sex anymore"ā€¦ meanwhile ur wife dey service another man. I wish u good luck on your marriage adventures with the likes of jennyclay, siofra nd co.

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Business / Re: How Can Someone Survive With 300k In This Economy? by Brighton1(m): 10:35pm On Feb 25
Camaro5:

What the Bleep ? Shey ah no dey take care of u again ni grin grin
that bitch wey rock Omah Lay for stage, Shey her boyfriend no dey take care of her? Na even her boyfriend go buy the ticket for the girl..
If u carry someone like jennyclay go Omah Lay show, she no mind give Omah lay hot blo.w Jo.b for stage in ur presence, she fit even fvck Omah Lay for stage sefšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. She go even dey look into ur eyes dey moan out load as Omah Lay dey give it to her.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
All these bitches arenā€™t loyal

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Crime / Re: Victory Izekor: 19-Year-Old Girl Stabs Her Boyfriend In Edo (Pictures) by Brighton1(m): 1:28pm On Feb 24
frankpro27:
One sided story. She is someone I know very well
bro, how true is this? Thatā€™s means @jennyclay was right and they are bashing her left and right šŸ¤£
Food / Re: NAFDAC Insists On Sachet Alcohol Ban by Brighton1(m): 6:07pm On Feb 23
I hope NAFDAC knows what theyā€™re doing.. because na even dis sachet alcohol be the original alcohol direct from companyā€¦ u see all these plastics and bottles na mostly fake. I like action bitters and I prefer to buy the sachet action bitters then to buy bottle or plasticā€¦ fake don dey plenty for the bottle and plastic
Romance / Re: 50,000 Naira Personal Gifting by Brighton1(m): 11:35am On Feb 20
This jobless OP and cruise be like 5 & 6 grin grin

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Family / Re: Elderly Man Heaps Praises On His Wife As She Arrives From Work (video) by Brighton1(m): 8:47am On Feb 19
Jennyclay:
If men can be praising us like this, sending us money every time and taking good care of us, Honestly there wonā€™t be problem.

We ladies (old and young) like flattering words that would make our head swell and blush. We like to be pampered like eggs and carried like a pot made of clay.
whats up wit u girls and all dis bullshit talk dat a guy should take care of u.. canā€™t u take care of yourself. are u handicap or crippled? Itā€™s a silly talk if u ask me tho.

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Crime / Re: Police Arraign Two Women Who Fought Over A Man In Nasarawa by Brighton1(m): 3:18pm On Feb 17
wrongman665:
Abeg fight for what belongs to you grin
between EreluRoz and jennyclay who u think say go win if they fight for my preeq?

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