₦airaland Forum

Jennyclay:
Amen.
it will end good if you come and take me out

why re Nigerian girls always hungry,,, can’t u take urself out and spend ur money on urself?

Bankowner:
Isn't it illegal to buy and sell on a pedestrian bridge? If other people also bring their wares to sell on the bridge, I wonder what space will be left for pedestrians.

bro pls don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it’s legal. It’s a government property that is why I said if “the government (task force) isn’t disturbing her then it’s fine” na how to make money we are talking here bro.
As for the space… there will surely be space, most Nigerians no like to dey follow the pedestrian bridge, Nigerians too get coconut head

Bankowner:
Her mom sells on a pedestrian bridge, what stops her from using the money she used to buy a phone to rent a shop for the mother?

I say it again, Nigerians and our fake ostentatious lifestyle.

na where business dey move they like to dey stay.. if she’s selling well there and government is not disturbing her then it’s fine.

My mother sells food, my dad built a large shop front of his house but my mother still prefer to go to the bus-stop to sell her food.. the shop jst dey empty, nobody dey use am… she said she has lots of customers at the bus-stop and she dey sell well.. her customers no fit dey walk frm bus-stop to the shop to buy food.

Why is it that Our mothers like to use this statement only on their male children. “If it is food I hide nw you will see it” Weda u are a foodie or not our mothers must use the word on their boys only 😂😂
Since when I was born and now I’m getting old, my mother still use that statement on me. Who I offend abeg😂

After church, I decided to go see my beautiful real African mom, frm my house to my family house is just a 20 minute drive.
As I got home I greeted her and we started talking, after some minutes she wanted to write out some details from her phone so she told me to help her get her glasses in her room close to the pillow, I got there and search everywhere round her bed but I didn’t see it,

I came out and I said mummy i didn’t see ur glasses, in her voice “check very well nw, it’s close to my pillow.. if it’s food nw you will see it.. if it’s food nw anywhere I hide it u will see it” then she stood up, went to her room and searched for the glasses, she found it in her bed stand little shelf drawer… African parents will never tell you sorry for the mis-direction rather she said ”u should have looked for it very well but if I say okay Bright go to my room and bring the food I kept there, evn without telling u the exact location u will look for the food and bring it”

LMAO 😂. Nigerian mothers are the best jare.

YoungBlackRico:
Whoever told you the function of mask is to prevent you from perceiving odour or smell?

then why are we asked to wear it during covid-19 pandemic? Abi no be airborne disease again?
Sootey, nose mask cost pass malaria drugs that period.. I no fit forget.

Jennyclay:
There are some things I can’t perceive.

If I slightly perceive the odour of fuel I throw instantly and I will be sick for like 3 hours.

Biko, always wear nose mask, we inhale too much nonsense in this country that could cause damages in our body system

Aunty,,, Nose mask 😷 no dey work jare.
During Covid-19 period, person mess inside danfo bus nd i smell the mess loud and clear even as I wear nose mask
E get another scenario wey happen again for God is Good park during dat Covid-19 period, one lady open her food na once I knw say na ewa-agoyin she dey eat evn as I wear nose mask
Shey dis nose mask dey work like dis?

Go Leicester!
Iheanacho my guy

Gerrard59:
If OP wants a good girl, he has to be a good dude. It is that simple. You cannot ask for what you cannot give.

None of you lots there, including your so-called navy personnel, deserves a good girl. In the first place, why offer five million naira just to have an account in the bank? If the lady had declined his sexual lust, would he have continued with the account opening?

All these bloody hypocrites with Internet access.

what made u think I’m not a good dude? I don’t womanize. If I happens to be in a relationship today i can’t cheat on my partner. I’ve self discipline.
Or is it becus I said I smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol?

Kobicove:
Couple of idle guys who have nothing better to do than sit and discuss another person

do you just called us idle guys? I’m a civil engineer and I’ve gotten lots of contracts to construct roads and buildings.. My guy is now a barrister, he was even working under a chamber before he went for law school and finally he’s called to Bar.. the said elder brother is a Lieutenant in Nigerian navy, he has not even seen dry land for the past 7 months, he just arrived last week and he’s reporting to base probably next week. And you’re calling us idle.. it’s fine sha.. let me don’t talk much.

Tallesty1:
You are not decent yourself

it’s not a crime to walk up to a lady and tell her u like her and you would like to be her friend… from there who knows maybe she might be your future wife.
I no dey after chop and clean mouth, baba I dey look for decent and loyal girl to not just date but marry.

Jewessgratitud3:
That is what most of the do and use to answer big girl and it favors them because this are the kind of girls men drool over because of the "classy " Level they are using ill gotten wealth to form.

You'll see a single girl living in a 3bedroom flat and driving a Porsche car. We know how e dey go.

wat about the guys in the marketing sector, how do they get and convince their own client?

Anabosee:
If you get money, u go run am too.

I can’t bro.
If I wanna assist a lady, I will assist her without no string attached.

Good day everyone, I’ll go straight to the point.

So I went to see one of my real guy who was just called to bar, I saw him sitting under their car tent in their compound, smoking cigarettes and sipping alcohol so I joined him and we started talking about big plans and real life matters.

As we were talking, a stunning beautiful dark skinned young lady walked out from their house and was leaving. I almost wanted to run after her to toast and collect her number instantly.
I was like guyyyy you didn’t tell me you had a stunning sister like this, why u dey hide ur sister frm us nw? abi shey u wan marry ur sister, you knw all these guys talk na,,,,, Then he said she’s not his sister that she is his elder brother’s knack mate and business partner. I was shocked and confused.

Then he began to play me the girl’s tape. He said the girl is a banker, she’s a cooperate marketer in a bank, you know all these bank marketing work and meeting up with target bullshit.. she was able to convince my guy’s elder brother to deposit N5 million and they also agreed to knack. I was just short of words… who knows she might even have a serious boyfriend?

My guy even said he was inside the house before he came outside to smoke cigarettes becus the girl was moaning so loud like a witch and he was having unnecessary erection and was also distracted from what he was doing so he have to come outside 😂😂😂…. and if u see their house na correct duplex.
My guy even say I fit knack her too if I wan make deposit with her bank… omo I just weak.

Do we still have genuine decent beautiful girls in this country?

NGArmyTerrorist:
Na guy be that, no think say na she.

serious? Hw u take knw?

There is a woman designed for every man. There are many women that their kpekus can accommodate this Gbola without stress😂. The guy should go and find his own missing rib designed for him.

Jennyclay:
Men are scum

Ur papa

Ass lickers just full this thread

Orlu13:
if u don't have better things to say, go and sleep

ok daddy

Jewessgratitud3:
Papa, he's telling you the truth. hustle your own money and stop trying to tell a man like you how to spend his money.

na @jennyclay go fit handle person like @Orlu13
She no dey gree for anybody… When man hater jam woman hater u sef reason how the matter go be? It would be like Iran 🇮🇷 and Iraq 🇮🇶 dey fight.

Jennyclay:
1 of that kpomo is #250 in my area.

Let’s says everything there would go for #750

I thought u re a big girl and ur father is sharing fence with Elon musk… so how come u knw the price of the kpomo if u no dey chop am?
Broke girl.

Camaro5:
Leave am for me like that.. She dares not misbehave.
Na the babe wey I go later wife be that ! In fact, it is because of her activities on this platform make me to develop strong feelings for her.
And in real life, she's a decent babe entirely !

na ur type dey ignore red flags, after una go open thread dey disturb our peace for nairaland.. thread like "My wife don’t give me sex anymore"… meanwhile ur wife dey service another man. I wish u good luck on your marriage adventures with the likes of jennyclay, siofra nd co.

Camaro5:
What the Bleep ? Shey ah no dey take care of u again ni

that bitch wey rock Omah Lay for stage, Shey her boyfriend no dey take care of her? Na even her boyfriend go buy the ticket for the girl..
If u carry someone like jennyclay go Omah Lay show, she no mind give Omah lay hot blo.w Jo.b for stage in ur presence, she fit even fvck Omah Lay for stage sef😂😂😂😂😂. She go even dey look into ur eyes dey moan out load as Omah Lay dey give it to her.😂😂😂
All these bitches aren’t loyal

frankpro27:
One sided story. She is someone I know very well

bro, how true is this? That’s means @jennyclay was right and they are bashing her left and right 🤣

I hope NAFDAC knows what they’re doing.. because na even dis sachet alcohol be the original alcohol direct from company… u see all these plastics and bottles na mostly fake. I like action bitters and I prefer to buy the sachet action bitters then to buy bottle or plastic… fake don dey plenty for the bottle and plastic

This jobless OP and cruise be like 5 & 6

Jennyclay:
If men can be praising us like this, sending us money every time and taking good care of us, Honestly there won’t be problem.

We ladies (old and young) like flattering words that would make our head swell and blush. We like to be pampered like eggs and carried like a pot made of clay.

whats up wit u girls and all dis bullshit talk dat a guy should take care of u.. can’t u take care of yourself. are u handicap or crippled? It’s a silly talk if u ask me tho.

wrongman665:
Abeg fight for what belongs to you

between EreluRoz and jennyclay who u think say go win if they fight for my preeq?

SIMPonPatrol:
Keep quiet my friend, women are ment to be pampered.
If you don't have money go and chase money instead of disturbing the peace with your whining!

I no blame u. na ur papa I blame. He has failed in life for raising a simp like u.

Learn to close dat endless pit in btw ur legs. Get a job nd not a boyfriend.