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Qutyjoice:
Like she dey with yu b4?

Yeah.. In spirit!

Qutyjoice:
No dey call me Joy again

Shift abeg!

sirguy542:
my brother if I no carry woman mata for head na my fellow man own I go carry... I no b gay oh!

Bros, u wan lie sey u no dey wear g-string?

pbs4real:
which people? Shw me ukwu joor

Bros! Haba mana!
No spoil our city for us o! Joy is a married woman na.

sirguy542:
Bia Mr man I know what am saying.....no chuk mouth again for my mata.

That ur head like agege bread.. Na woman mata u carry put for head! I shake my head in slow motion for u!

Fraiser:
wen it comes to fraih matter we no gada dey o, beware of danger, our house is full of dogs o

Na bingo u dey call dog?

U don see where dem slap dog before??

sirguy542:
d tin make real sense...e come fit u wella for leg...oye this your baby too fine jorrrrr....omo see sweet leg.

Nor be her leg be that bros! Nawa u o!

iambibi:
.. Hun? U luv chisophia? And u stand there dey shine teeth, no go prepare ur punchlines.

Lol.. Punchlines kwa??

Nor be wetin she go chop be that na! True Love rules!

Fraih:
You still dey book space for this thread fa

Which kain girl you be sef?? You jus dey burst person anyhow!

Fraih:
[size=16pt]That's still nothing compared to 16,080 hours spent by S.eun [/size]

Lol.. when I no be staff

[size=20]ChiSophia.. Baby, this space is for you![/size]

Naso una chase "YoungestCEO" comot this City!
Una no do well o!

Qutyjoice:
See teeth

Like your own!

jubrealguy:
congrats G, more internet and battery to ur phone and laptop

Eez like congratulating someone that has been unemployed for years! Not a good thing my brother!

[size=20]Choi! So I've used over 720 hours of my life on Nairaland! [/size]

eddykisses1:
So who's the right person? Bro you better go and meet chisophia b4 I slap sense out of your brain...Rukkyola, please eat well b4 I come back from work. iambibi ke kwa nu? Fraiser hope say you dey wella? Eaglevision da boss, I hail thee

EddyRemedy abi wha's your name!

Oya, repeat after me! ChiSophia is Brimmie's Bae!

Oyehomie:
Lol...abi ooo...but i no dey buy frm market women o.....
Na ...insyd store/boutique... I dey buy ma own o....nd it's actually a better ineer dan boxers...try it

All join!

Oyehomie:
Babe...ds one na men matter nah...nd na m u suppose dey ask nah...

Oyehomie:
Lolzz....learnt fem iambibi you said? Duhhh..ma babe na her sister she b nah...u don forget say we marryd b4 una? Sooo..na ma wife dey teach ur babe o.....
Plus tnks to brimmie...na Briefs no be panties....nd yeah...trouser on boxer on brief.....

My Oga! All na still "Kpata"!

Na to tell those market women sey; "E joo ma, shey eni Kpata Okunrin?"

Fraiser:
baba if u arrange four fullscap sheet togeda I go sleep ontop o, na ajebota u tink sey I be, I belong to team survival of d fittest, hundred percent street credibility

We be we-we na! Me na Pakororo o! As-in follow-come!

Everything na packaging!

Qutyjoice:
Pls what's middle leg Lol.....How com yu know my name?

Lol.. "Ese Aarin" The ONLY leg that can make you "work" without moving.
Are you not Joy Omo Mr. Kini!

Kbs468:
Well, Kennedybellow, No doubt you are not always a regular here but once you come online, it's always with the crucial and most importantly, mouth watering and jaw dropping News that usually catch our attention as your first ever post here in Golden City that I know apart from your introduction is the Breakdown TT for BATCH A 2016 which eventually ended being the template with which our various institutions actually worked with as regards MOBILIZATION and all what have you not until the Lacadastical and unending change in the TT.


Having poured out all of the above for the benefit of many who doesn't know you here, I would say that I kinda seem to agree with that rumour though SIMPLY BECAUSE, NYSC RESUMPTION IS USUALLY WEDNESDAYS AND THAT APRIL 27th IS A WEDNESDAY.

Meaning that the Friday of a thing originally looks and sounds awkward actually because how do we resume on a Friday when Muslims would be planning for Friday's JUMMAAT worship and one is not settled yet like others alike because there would certainly be queues all through and into Sunday even when the Christians would be getting Set for Church service.

Oga KBS, you just broke my heart.

Fraiser:
na who b dis? Wia u come from wey u no get rope for neck? If I see u shook mouth for my twinnie matter again, u go know sey khaki no b leder

Lol.. Ma Niqqa Ma Niqqa! We gather dey na! Fraih is Bae!

Qutyjoice:
Hun Are yu high?

Abeggi! What's there??

Kennedybello:
Rumours don start again ooooo......
I tire for this Nysc staffs oooo....
People have started saying that Nysc will change the camp date soon.....to 27 April for stream one
Infact there was a lady that said she can bet her life....

One said her father is the source......
The others said their source is Nysc staffs in abuja....

I think all these is as a result of the budget which the Senate refused to pass yesterday.....instead the postponed it to next week.....

What do you all think

Lol! Choi! Nigerians get bad mouth o!

Rukkyola:
Lol! No vex. I loved quityjoice because na girl she be. I no fit love u because I no want make dem start to dey call me flirt. I can only buy u paraga.
**takes him to d nearest Tavern**
Knock knock, spixytinxy oooo, iya paraga com and serve my guy 10 bottles of paraga o.

Paraga ke? You're not nice o!
Kuku buy me Cold Pure Water abeg

Rukkyola:
Eshey! I never said I loved u. I said I love qutyjoice no be u. Wait 4 ur turn.

I guess I was drunk when I typed that.

BTW, if you could love Qutyjoice, why can't you love me??

Oyehomie:
Lol..is pant a bad tn...dats hw i was brot up...nd it's pure cotton nature is actually gud for ur health nd it makes u feel free....


Nooo...d digital make sense ooo...qutyjoice helpd me....nd it's relatively cheap...on konga

Lol.. Same here! But na briefs me I dey wear. Na hin go make sense for Camp sef. So ur middle leg no go dey fly upandan.

Heya! Joy is a durling!

burticious:
My relocation application was approved last month ,so I have relocated from cross river state to kwara state , on a marital ground .... I have done March clearance at cross river state , so during my documentation here in ILORIN they asked me to go do change of name at the bank ...please what can I do ..so I can receive this month Allawee

Male?

cc: LogoDWhiz Dtobs

Oyehomie:
Ma Luggage
6 white roundnecks ....chase deers
6 white shorts....normal short nd 3quarter
2 white foot wears....rubber nd leather
Waist bag
3pair of socks......iwhite actually is ma bst colour
2Polo shirts white nd Orange
2 jeans...blue nd Black
Enough Boxers..nd yeah panties....i neva wear boxer withou one..lol
Close up/2 formulae brush
Ma creams nd perf
Hair brush
Slippers
Towel
6white handkerchiefs
Writing Pad nd pen
Nokia b3s with Powerbnk
Torchlight
Camera
Ma wristwatch is always on me...waterresistant jst 20m depth
A flask...
All packed alredi insyd ma youngest broda small Polo bag....except d Digita Camera....goin with ma hot infinix note too...jst for gaming nd chatt cos of boredom tho....
Nd thats alllllll...
Yeah with cash

Your bag is loaded o! This one you're wearing "panties"!

No go buy Digital Cam wey no pure o!

YoungestCEO:
[s]Bros...m Not convincing u. Its Not a scam. M i asking u for money. Why would u jus open mouth nd say such awful words. Plssss.....if u like heed to it, if u dont...no p. M not begging u. Information abt nysc is almost all d Same in every Stars Buh differs in some States. Dats Why i said Every State. U must hv been Ur Call up letters by now. U should Know d state u re deployed to nd d streams. So why wud i wana deceive u. Wat wud i gain. U hv my Name there. Slot it in d nysc Web nd Check it out. My State Code is OG/15B/2614. I was in platoon 4 dats why my code ended with 4[/s]

My friend go baff!! Abi you nor dey go CDS??

Ghost Corper like you!!

Abbeyunique2:
I see, peeps shouldn't fall for this scam. how can u claim to have info abt NYSC and u don't even know when we are going to camp? why create a whatsapp grp of abt 258 peeps when we have over a thousand PCMs viewing this thread? why are u trying so hard to convince us?

Bros, you dey mind am? Make we jus dey look am na!

Batch B Stream 2 for that matter!