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whizbrain: I didn't know I was shortlisted NCOs earlier b4 I asked Ebusguy to chk my name and his and was negative.But yesterday a mssg was sent to me about the postponement,I decided to check and I was shortlisted but under Lagos center and Ind. Chemistry which was not what I wrote in my application letter(Owerri center and Med surg)House what do u advise I do?As I can't travel to Lagos cos my sch is still writing exam.Do I write in any center close to me?

ebsuguy: Not there.

FrancisTony: Dr. Brini

I am coming to collect my own spaghetti on 15th.

Becalina: Brini Brini Brini! U see wetin UI do me so! Me I will NOT accept defeat o, I hope I ll see wen I come around.

DrHesjay: baba... thanks for d friendly care u gave when I came to UI..
I enjoyed d spag..*winkz*

Ifyx: Dr Brini,na only Becalina waka come

Becalina: I ll be leaving for UI on thursday too, I can't wait to meet ye nairalanders

samso4sure: Grades Points calculation in UI :
Letter.....Grade........Marks(%)
Grade.....points.......
A............7..............70 - 100
A-...........6..............65 - 69
B+..........5..............60 - 64
B.............4..............55 - 59
B-............3..............50 - 54
C+...........2..............45 - 49
C..............1..............40 - 44
D..............0..............0 - 39

harnnarh: lolzzzzzzzzz....the question self

harnnarh: lolzzzz.....escape@ night?.... lolzzzz....wat if he suffocate and dies b4 then....since u said there are no windows....+ heat from the sun and dragon self.....its enough to reduce oxygen in d room

Dr.'Hesjay:
A ray of sun enough to fry ANYTHING??....and the building stl exists?...with oxygen insyd?..with no explosion??....
.
Even without explosion,
considering the distance btw the sun and the earth,if such a ray will exist,d heat dat will be generated around that place is high enough to destroy all living organisms there....so,neither the man nor d dragon will be alive!!!

harnnarh: looolxzzzzzz...he should go through the window......lmaoooo

emekakelvin: Am I right? Please what the right answer?

emekakelvin: I pray not to experience such sun. What? That sun is simply a boiling oil

Lemme, look if i have a hint concerning the question. My answer might not look reasonable,but it's just a try.
We have two destructive exit, but still the man went out successfully, what the secret?

Ok let get started.
Go to the exit where the Dragon is sited, manipulate it by making it to chase after you. During chase, you have to run towards the other exit(Magnifying glass). We all know that the dragon will be coming with raging anger and full force, you just have to give way so that it will barge through the magnifying glass and get roasted by the blazing sun.
I think he escaped like this.

Or
Let look it in another way round. Since, the dragon is a fire breathing animal, it does not classify Human as a prey. I guess he espaced thru the dragon exit.

It's just a try

Tommybob: *eyes rolling* seriously!!! I must confess.... This "maami sade" get wife materials....#nd datz wat shakur always looks for

Mikebis: xo u alwas log in wt ur signature

Mikebis: uwc bro,wat ur facebook homosapien dignity

crispin kc: Hey itz a brand new year and itz tym to usher in a fresh fire of blessings joy peace love oneness and d fear of GOD as we embark on dis journey(2014) i pray 4 lng lyf prosperity showers of blessings academic success love and wonders of d lord upon d lyf of each and every one of u! u re blessed in jesus name and may d hand of GOD neva depart frm ur families and deliver u frm evil 4 d word of GOD sayz in d book of john chapter 15 vs 5-6 i am d vine and u re d branches 4 whosoever remains in me and i in him shall bear much fruit cus without me u can do nothing! So back to d mata i want to use dis oppurtunity to tell u of wat i think of ur character and physical features itz a kind of unofficial award on my part starting frm these d award 4 d most cool headed person on dis thread 4 me goes to taylor d most jovial person on dis thread should be no other than shakur d most contoversial person on dis thread is klenzjoshua d guy fit stir up trouble eeh both on dis platform and even real lyf chai even thou he is still kul sha d most beautiful gul on dis thread frm wat i hv seen should be between sleek2 and itz pretzy cant decide who's beta d most troublesome nairalander should be klenz joshua once again o boy u to much o to awards at d same tym lol d most handsome on dis thread hmm make i no talk sha una fit do vote 4 dat one b4 i cause trouble d most outspoken nairalander is dr hesjay o boy if dis guy yarn u eeh u go forget ur name haha d most immature post i hv ever seen should come frm francis tony ur post dont just make sense to me thou u re changing d most intelligent nairalander frm wat i hv seen is between fynestboi and brainee d most respectful dude is tommybob dis guy is just to good d smartest dude here should be between aliciakeyz and leystra d questionier of d year should go to richard king lol guy u dey ask question eeh. d boldest dude of d year should go to mikebis! o boy wat u did wif harnnarh mehn if i attempt am nah unto suicide tinz haha...... d most graceful nairalander 4 me is mammi sade d most humble nairalander is brini o boy u were just too humble d day we meet despite d fact we were just meeting4 d first tym the baddest guy here is undoubtedly mesopotamia o boy only wetin u dey talk 4 mouth fit cause pesin nightmares And lastly d most mysterious guy here goes to dapo lol phew! Dis is just my view thou so if i dint least u here doest mean i think less of u as 4 me dis is it make sure u keep ur new year resolutions am sure shakur and taylor will keep dreaming of iluawonaje mikebis beware o once again frm my heart i say a happy new year!!!! Frm ur boy crispin..........

Mikebis: FACTS
1.garri have no advert but ppl buy it more dan indomie
2.no mata hw much d price of nike sandal is reduced,it can neva b sold more dan charlewa
3.if u av neva stolen meat 4rm ur mom's pot,it means her soup is nt sweet
4.it is a small world does nt mean u can walk 4rm naija 2 brazil
5.if d alarm tone of china phone cannot wake u up,it means u are dead
6.no mata wat apns 2014 wl b a yr of succes nd breakthrough in ur life
7.in 2014 no 1 wl walk 2 u nd say am sowie,buh they wl congratulate u
8.the hands dat quote amen wl claim all d blessings and wl live 2 c wat GOD av planed 4 them
happy new yr in advance TAYLOR,MESOPOTAMIA,FYNSTBOI,LEYSTR,MORGAN G,IFX,HESJAY,SHAKUR,TOMMBAB,OLALERE, BRINI,CRIPSIN KC,SADE,BETHY,ITZ PRETTZ,HARNAH,QUIVAH,FRANCISTONY,OSASU,SOA9,MISMAK,ALICIA,BRAINEE,ALEX,AIBKE...ATI BEBE LO
its ur little boi mikebis a.k.a mabayemije a.k.a 4urplastic mind a.k.a oxocation

Tommybob: wanna use this great and splendid moment to shout out to

my guys: shakur: my coursemate..namesake.. birthmnth mate twinbroda .*roommate* the baddest guy....the whyner...itz a long list bro... ure too much
Dr Hesjay: yu ar jst too much bro.. i dey ff ya steps boss.. yr infos ar over classified, inspirational ... yu ve really hlpd a lot bro... tnx a lot...
beabyfaze: my boss of life... tnx for the friendly nd social chats...# lot of hugs for yu
omobajohn: my second namesake... yu ve been really friendly nd good... tnx a lot..
Francis tony: yu ar mouthed... talks a lot... flatters a lot... tnx bro
aysuccess: boss of life... tnx a lot... yu greet a lot... almst killed me with greetings.. yu ar 2 good..
alex: my big bro..tnx a lot
divads: my big bro... i pray God ll uplift yu
brini: always makes me smile...
crispin: the whyner... yu too much... ai bi ke ... morgan..yu too ar too much
lystra... cnt wait to meet yu..

my babas: Taylor: boss mi... i salute ooo

mikebis...my closest broda.... yu ar too gentle.
oysdam...dami..sinzu...izzyguy...fynestboi
.u ar jst too important to b forgotten
ifyx..soa..tiamiyu...tnx a lot

to females like simi
...tee cube ....sadeluv... dekunmi harnarh binta betty..Aliciakeys...attah ojoma..motiniola..sleek joyfaith mismak...sewa..
yu ar all friendly, caring nd great to be with...

wishing yu guys a great nd splendid 2014..

NB..i cracked my sk
ul in order to remember this few names.. if i didn't mention yrz.. jst believe yu ar too GOOD to be forgotten..

i luv each nd everyone of yu here on #land like kilode..

Happy New year in Advance..

Leystra: [b][size=14pt]Linguistic Ecstasy[/size]

Let these words tingle your heart, mind, and soul.

Make the words a rose that never gets old.

An epic of delight in each word told.

Wrap my words around your heart like a glove.

[color=#000000]Every vowel will protect you with love.
[/color]
Purify your heart with these verbal doves.

Let the letters caress your eyes with pleasure.

Each verse is a hug of priceless measure.

The consonants adore you like treasure.

Feel the elation jump off the paper.

Let the words lift you like a skyscraper.

Float away with the verbal love vapor.

Allow every verse to make your beautiful smile gigantic.

[color=#000000]Feel every stanza like the semantics are romantic.[/color][/b]

Mikebis: wat o

cute bobo: don't Make me think what they call u is true

Leystra: In FOOTBALL :
If you want to witness HISTORY -
See LIVERPOOL
If you want to witness SUPPORT -
See BORUSSIA DORTMUND
If you want to witness LOYALTY -
See JUVENTUS
If you want to witness POWER - See
AC MILAN
If you want to witness 'Magic of
Football' - See BARCELONA
If you want to witness GOALS - See
BAYERN MUNICH
If you want to witness SKILL - See
REAL MADRID.
If you want to witness EXPERIENCE
See CHELSEA
If you want to witness FOOTBALL
SPIRIT - See ARSENAL
and
If you want to witness ALL OF THE
ABOVE - See MANCHESTER UNITED
FC.!!!

Tommybob: You ar really gentle ooo.... tnx boss....yarn me ur 2go ID

Tommybob: xo.... You were the guy that was jst looking at me like say i collect ya wife.... Hahaha..... Yu also saw me buh you couldn't recognise me......


Oops... My bus jst had an accident... All thanks to God... I'm safe