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Hahaha...!

Tommybob: Hahaha! Xo yu dnt bliv me simi?.... Kk... Lemme describe.... The man called oloye simi temidayo..... Yu said 'sir'....(u were putting on a short gown nd yu yellow like pawpaw)...... The man said 'Oloye' is the name of the king of oye ekiti... He asked yu score nd yu ansad....i almst stepd on yr foot wen i was passing in frnt of yu... A guy asked yu that "is that nt yr passport?" wen yu finished yr clearance nd yu went there to check buh it wasnt yr nd yu walked out..... Yu ll knw me if i describe myslf coz we looked at each other.... Buh i smilled @ myslf each tym..... Simi to badt..... I was thinking abt going after yu buh i changed my mind.....Hope this is enough??.... Nd btw who was that guy bsyd yu wen yu were still sitting down?

Dat'z Me SIRE...!

Course mate mi...!

samso4sure: #TeamMBBS

U na real Baddo of life ah swear...

Really nice meeting y'all Fellaz...

Itz_pretzy: This tommybob sha, where did u see me o cause I didn't see yu! I only saw dapo, crispin, leye, brini, babyfaze, debonny and klenzjoshuaaa!

hope say u reach Lag early enough abi??

harnnarh: beware of one man there o...he cald my name...just because i didnt say "yes sir"he delayd me 4 2hours

Oboit eh!
Na wao!

...en rOute IBADAN...
Full SpeeD AheaD!!!
If you're in Skuul ryt away... Holla @ Ur Boi sharply!
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Ojoma...! Omaye mi of Life... U're seriously SigHted.

Hahaha!

Tommybob: She is a female nd she would still spend 5yrs + 2 yrs strike= 7yrs ..... Add it with her present age.... Shez nw 25 this yr+ 7yrs=32yrs..... Thatz y shez afraid.... It aint her fault

How much is the total Fees bro??

cleverj01: Any one in skul? Jst collected my permission 2 pay!

Just came back from the Cafe...

DrHemD: tankz for d info, buh dat jamb 03 form no print o, abi can it be d cafe wey i use ni. Also, d clearance start frm 8:30am to wat tym.? Coz i'm goin dere 2mao.

Dat same problem hook me hia o! E no gree priNt...

Sadeluhv: Attach 1 out of d 10 passport @ d front of ur file den kip d remaining 9 in a envelope,staple it in d file.
Also,at d front of ur file. WRITE BOLDLY UR:
Name:
Jamb reg No:
State of origin:
Local Govt:
Date of Birth:
Age:

Kudos Dear!

Maami of Life...! Congrats o!

Sadeluhv: Hmmm,clearance don,just my birth cert was rejected because it's from church bt dat can b sumbitted anytime,dis wik.

Pls, is it Mandatory that the Reference Letters be Addressed to the Registrar Cos mine was addressed 'TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN' oo!

Thanks bro!

Taylor184: print it out...and make four copies....Those hu did d clearance 2dae submitted it...alongside dat Jamb Ume 03 form of a tin

Next week things...

I think it's going through now...

Mikebis: same hre

I pray it doesn't Worry someone again oo...!

After the First Page, The BIODATA Page keeps saying 'YOU DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO VIEW THIS PAGE...' Unauthorized Login bla bla bla. Is Anyone Else Experiencing this...

Oboit...

Tommybob: 5K? thatz too much nw.... 5K for ordinary paper

e fear me ma oo!

shakur07: Dr gabriel of life...thanx xo mush sire ...-i reallly appreciate it

Please o... Won't the Institution provide any sort of Temporary Accomodation for we Freshers

Happy BirtHDay to a Main e-BrotHer...!!!
Oga '2-Pac SHAKUR!'
Very Best Wishes SiRe...!

Hey...

nonsovich: Una wey b fresher sef !!!!!! Stallites neva even finish second semester or safe to say dem neva stat sef.........so I ask again wen una wan resume o.......cos dis year don go . 4 ma dept na only course outline I don see o. So d question b say which year una wan resume nd aw dem. Wah take do ppl wey wan write jamb next year na.....abi una Never reason A̶̲̥̅♏ ?

Stop asking Us!
Go ask the Institution...!

Damn!

matson247: same here ooooo

what could the problem be naw??

Na wa oh! Am I the only one experiencing this The Biodata Login Page keeps Reloading itself Each time... Could it be my Mobile Browser??

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my bed, I was asking myself, what are some
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I found the answer right in my room...
♣ THE FAN SAID - Be cool
♣ THE ROOF SAID - Aim high
♣ THE CLOCK SAID - Every minute is precious
♣ THE MIRROR SAID - Reflect before you act
♣ THE CALENDER SAID - Be up to date
♣ THE DOOR SAID -Push hard for your goals
AND NOT TO FORGET,
♣ THE CARPET SAID - KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY.
Carry a heart that never hates.
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Damn It...!!!

divads: I dunno wat 2 say, i dunno wer to start,

I wish i can wake up 4rm dz dream of reality, daddy have gone to be with the lord!!

I just found out that there's nothing in this life... Av been searching for tears, bt i cant find any.. D only way to make hm happy z to live d life He luvz most, to serve God, and to take over the work He left... DADDY I LOVE YOU, REST IN PEACE TILL WE MEET T0 PART NO MORE..

Our Condolences brother...
May God give the Family the Fortitude to Bear this Void.
Hard Luck

Doclight: last year's high score was a fowl play. Jamb purposely failed mst candidates due to d scrapping thing. When dey found out dat they got discovered, they helped cbt candidates. Hav u noticed why 80% passed cbt? And why 75% failed ppt? Despite using they head. And guy mind u, some scored 300 n above with PPT?

Abeg oo! Wetin be PPT kwanu Abi na shortened form of PRECIPITATE for Chemistry Practicals??

Happy BirtHDay PRETZY...!
Wishing U the Very Best in Life...
CHEERS!!!

Hahahahahahaha... Till Infinity!!

Mikebis: I want to say sometin..4rm d bottom nd meniscus of ma heart*grab a seat,sweatin,heart beating fast*buh b4 i start,my post may snd crazy nd stupid to u,buh i dnt care..
Well since wen av bn on dis thread i av neva fall in love with any gurl execept one person..i knw u wl b readn dis..buh i dnt av choice dan to do dis,jst to prv hw serz i am..pls dnt get mad at me*on ma knees pleadn to u*
I LOVE dis lady am talkn abt..all i want is a chance to cm in2 ur life..although i may not av set ma eyes on u,buh am nt in love with d physical appearance,buh d feelings speaketh...
HARNARH i love U..
*BANKY W voice...will be my lover YES/NO?
Yap u can nw quote me if u like..and if u guz quote me wrng...i dnt care..u guz are free..
Buh wat i nid u guz to do,is help me out here.
Thanx

Like Seriously... Dis'z the FUNNIEST pOst 'BriNi has read on NairalanD.
Please o... Easy brother.

Oh Heavens!! It Saddens Me to hear this...!

divads: Gudmawn pals, tz bn a long tym here, story hav changed 4 me, but i believe God wil see me true, ryt nw am nat tinking of admsion or resumtion watever, my life jas changed 4rm the anxious david to a confuzd one, it all startd on monday nyt, my dad jas cmplaind of headache b4 we knew wat, he went into coma, we've been to ABSUTH, FMC UMUAHIA, RESTORATION HOSPITAL, AND FINALY WE'R IN MEMFY'S HOSPITAL ENUGU, wit wat i saw in absuth, i axd myslf, du i realy wnt to be a doc? I waz shockd der, i usd to tink all docs nd hospital staffz wer kul pipl, bt i jas learnt d opposite.. I found awt Most were doctors nat 4 d purpose of saving life but for d prestige in d profession, i'av bn deceivd by white movies where docs try to comfort pipl, thinking twaz same here, in Absuth, i found docs dat dint care much, der, ur money spkz for u, a man died in my v.eyes coz de pipl dat brought him cudnt afford 6k, xo de dint admit hm, i wax shockd, xo sm1's life is worth 6k? My dad spnt a nyt dr on drip, nd we wer charged over 20k, my mum tuk him to Fmc, de tld us dr was no space left, dn we went to restoration hospital, were we alxo spnt a nyt nd wax charged 22k, we l8a went to do xray were de found awt he was havin blood clot in d brain, xo dey referd us to UNTH ENUGU 4 brain surgery, or beta stil india... My mum vowd neva to go to Unth coz of wat hapnd in absuth, anoda doc referd us to a private hospital Memfy's hospital in enugu, we jas arrived last nyt, de said my dad is in stage 3 out of 15 level of coma, ie at stage 0 its cmplete death, (xo it is v.critical) d releasd d bomb shell wen we wer axd to deposite 1million 4 nw, if not he wunt be admitd, twaz lyk we were already burning in hell, bt by Godz grace we paid 80k, nd de tld us to get atleast 300k today, guyz tz nat been easy atal, we'r confuzd,.. Where wil 1mil cme 4rm? Wen my mum z being owed 3months salary? ATM my dad z in d ICU, using life support, de said a day in d icu cost 75k, nd de'r nat sure hw lng he'l be dr b4 d surgery... Am xo confuzd, evn if 2nd list cme awt, wch money wil i use to reg? Wel God wil provide, wat baffles me d maw z jas headache tuk my dad to d icu, for brain surgery

I really wish I could help out... But Nevertheless, Don't Be Discouraged. Keep All Hopes High and Pray Hard for the Very Best. With God, All is Possible... Really Feeling your Plight bro..! But then, It's All Well.

I Urge all 2nd Choice Candidates to PRAY really Hard Concerning their Fates... Most especially those who Hold it as their FINAL Hope of Admission this year.
It's Well Anyways.

Leystra: Today is my Birthday,! I wish myself a prosperous years to come n thanking God for my life,where I am now n where God is taking me to,God favour will never cease in my life, He will shower his Blessings on me,Amen.....

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Thanks a lot dear...

Sadeluhv: Yes,City Hall branch,Lagos

U've really been helpful.

Did u make ur payment in a FIRST BANK Branch??

Sadeluhv: Ur jamb reg number slash ur name...e.g 35178754CJ/Adesola Adeolu

if yes, wic of 'em?? I wanna confirm something ASAP. Thanks