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husbandsnatcha:
...nonsense idiot he is

Bitch!
You too...
Eat this!

*sniff* *sniff*




I smelll something!




*sniff* *sniff*










I smell hoes!

Thinking: If it smells like a hoe, looks like a hoe, and sounds like a hoe, then it is a hoe!

successful35:
This week for Cancer people




We have all heard stories about people who were down on their luck and down to their last few dollars when they chose to spend their last money on a lottery ticket. Then, lo and behold, they wind up winning the big jackpot. Talk about going from rags to riches! Is that going to happen to you this week, Moonchild? Well, not literally in that way perhaps, but you could be feeling in a rut in some area of your life, and some small investment you make could lift you up in an amazing and incredible way. Enjoy the view from up there, and remember this whenever you are feeling low in the future. Many people of your sign are very careful with their security - especially their finances. If you overpay for something accidentally or because you have no other choice, it can linger and bother you for a long time. Well, overpaying with your time is even worse than overpaying with your money because money can be replaced, unlike time, which cannot be replaced. You have a risk of wasting your time on someone or something this week. But if you are aware of this and you are discerning in what you choose to do with your time, you can put your time toward something far more important like making one of your biggest dreams come true. And when you set off in that direction, you should find that good fortune will find you.

This is generic, thought it would be more individualistic.
Oh well...

Deepfeel:
I can't say for sure, cause personally I don't have any , but easternprince is my man, and all his enemies are mine , I don't care who they are , but I know kingsteve , britboy is one of them

You vile, black ugly creature!
Unearthed from the abyss of stupidity!

How daft can you really be?
You engaged me first, before easternprince decided to join in briefly.
How does that make me his enemy?
Not like I care though....

Your obsession with me is on a whole new level.
If you were the opposite sex...
Understandable.

But no, you constantly crave for my attention, just like a druggie craves for all sorts of drugs.

To what end?
Jerk off on my replies?
You disgust me....ewwwww!

I think it's high time I deprived you of your guilty pleasures...jerking off on my replies.
I'm gonna starve you of it.

If you so need a stimulant, to help your lil peepee stand half erect, so you can vigorously jerk off...
I suggest you go watch some gay porn.
Better still...go watch some beastiality videos.
Bloody F@ggot!

Deepfeel:
Ina ike gwụrụ nke na-ekwu okwu British English



Hahah your Brian done reset abi ? U done enter one chance na me and you for nairaland

Nzuzu ewu

Hahahahaha!
One chance you say?
Hahaha...







You're too insignificant!
Even under a microscope, you will be hardly noticed.

I'll only reply you again, when your punches are heavy.
For now, quietly go back to sucking your lice-infested, eczema ravaged, stinking peepee.


You're nothing but a pile of Deep shit!

You never reach, you're still a learner.
A troll-wannabe!

I'll school you kiddo, I'll schhol you!

husbandsnatcha:
...Are you also Philip0906?

It doesn't matter!
I come with a legion of forces, when unleashed.
Be careful!

Deepfeel:
Shut up piggyboy don't let me cut off your little 2 inch d*ck silly rabbit

Common, getaway from here!
Chineke akpo gi oku!




Scallywag!
E be like say you no dey look face before you dey look for who to troll.


BASTAAARRRD son of a dirty wh0re!







*spits*

husbandsnatcha:
...he is so petite claiming am lonely ,whereby I have acute migraine out of numerous rendezvouss , mama ,come with ur girls here and there ,!!!

Mama ,this n that!!!

Were you talking to me?
You also want a piece of me?
Huh?

Deepfeel:
I know my dog piggyboy will come barking as usual




I made you break fast, some dog sh*t , enjoy

Idi weak
Very weak!

Creativity=zero!
Originality=zero!
Copycat=1000%

Listen up, you absolute pile of Deep shit!
I'm not even gonna give you that privilege to w@nk off with my replies.

If you're so fvcking h0rny, I suggest you suck on your own d!ck

Cunt!

Deepfeel:
There are a lot of half men like that on nairaland piggyboy AKA britboy is one of them

Ladies and gents of NL, I present to you the latest f@ggot, Deepfeel Deep shit!

He has an obsession with me, always seeking my attention, so that he can w@nk off vigorously to my replies, while eating his favourite delicacy... A PILE OF MAGGOT INFESTED SHIT

Deepfeel Deep shit, you sir, are nothing, but a pile of absolute shit!

There you go...
Eat till you drop dead!

F@ggot!



*spits*

Deepfeel:
And the effect of the drugs didn't allow you to see the sarcasm in my comment ? Damn piggyboy you are wasted

Still craving for sh*t after the one I fad you with yesterday ? Want more ?



You are turning to a sissy verbal warrior piggyboy all talks no fights makes you are coward , I have being the same since I started quoting you, looks like your mystical powers works only on your fellow drug addicts?

What's happening ? Bring it on notorious P.I.G

Bring what on?
After getting served severally, you still want more?
No you don't more, you only enjoy the attention, which you've craved for.
F@ggot!

Listen up, you smelly cunt!
You're nothing absolutely nothing!
You're privileged to have me sacrifice my precious time, to enagage a numpty like you.

The message has been passed.
You don't fvck with me, you don't!
Let this be a warning, next time, I'll give you episode 2.

You're just like a drowning man clutching at straws.
A repeitive bore!

You're not worthy of my time, you don't deserve it.
Like a cockroach, you deserve to be crushed!

Quote me till you drop dead!
You beast of burden!


Once more, eat this!
I'm out!



*spits*

Deepfeel:
Lol poor pigy lonely wolf scavenger , you need a lion friend like me , so you can stop feeding on carcass and human excrement , eat fresh meat

@ the bolded: is that an olive branch you're holding out?
A white flag?

Firstly: Get down on your modafvcking knees!
I usually take no prisoners, I make them go stupidly nuts.

But since you're realising your mistakes, you have to kneel before me, kiss my toes, you feed with my dogs.
Lastly, you eat your shit and all the rubbish you must have vomitted, before I consider accepting an olive branch.

Failure to do so...
You can Fvck off into the distance, and wait for the wrath of the Britboy.

Run along... Lamebrain!

Deepfeel:
No no no pigboy
I believe the drugs you have used over time, affected you in a negative way you are not aware of,
I regret quoting a pig, I mean seeing how disgusting you are, irritates me

Yes I really think you are a psycho, under some sort of hard harmful drugs, making you believe you are some sort of superhuman ? You can fly , disappear and appear in any part of world ? You believe you possess some mystical powers
You know those weird hallucinations ?

Or could it be you watched too much of Hollywood movies ?


You seriously need medical help my friend, goodluck with it

It's all fun and games, till l make you go nuts!
Keep pushing it.

For the umpteenth time, I repeat...I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!
The sooner you get that into your pea-sized brain, the better for you.

I am a lone wolf.
I have no friends!

Deepfeel:
Trash trash trash, coming from a fake British wannabe who lacks originality , some what a sedated , drug induced psycho, obsessed with sh*t , craves to eat it,

I sincerely rued the moment I first quoted a filthy pig like you, but am glad I fad you the sh*t diet you so desired , you can rant and wail , lil boy

And still...
The lamebrain struggles for creativity.

@ the bolded: the 'regret' in your comment gives me a full blown ecstasy!
More than any mere mortal could ever give me. Hehehe!

That has been the idea from the onset... make you regret ever quoting the Britboy!

For the few days you have left on NL, never you ever meddle in other people's matter...
uninvited!

This is just the tip of the iceberg, cos when next you see the Britboy, I want you to run for your miserbale life, with your tails in between your legs, just like a cowardly malnourished rabid stray dog.

You think I'm a pyscho?
Wait until you get me pissed off, then I'll go full psycho on you...mentally, emotionally, spiritually and finally manifesting physically.

You'll beg to die.
You'll see death as luxury, cos your life will gradually decay away, like a rotten corpse infested with maggots on the roadside.
Worse still...a roadkill!


I'm not your friend...I'm your FIEND, BITCH!

*spits*

Deepfeel:
You sound like you are hurt young man, are you in pains ?
I saw how you silivated when you saw your desired meal, now that you finished it and washed it down with water, how do you feel? Still crave for more?

You Bloody tosser!
A Bellend
A Bugger
An absolute Total cunt!
A demented coprophagia, Scat-eater and a bloody copycat...all in one!

You obviously lack creativity and you're unoriginal.
Wake me up from my slumber when you have better and your own version of shade to throw.




In the meantime...

Deepfeel:
I can see you are craving for sh*t , well here it is, eat it, neatly placed on a plate for you

Ahaaa!
That's what I'm talking about!
Just exactly what you had for lunch...shit delicacy!
See the pains and effort put into taking that perfect shit pic.

Bring it on...
Shit face!
Bring it on!

Deepfeel:
No no no , its actually what you live for, its obvious from your obsession with it, come it this sh*t while it's still hot , I assure you, you will ask for more cause
I have being on a pretty tasty healthy diet lately

I know, a pretty tasty healthy diet of shit!

Any surprises?
Nahhh

Deepfeel:
Is that how much you love sh*tt? here come eat this one before it gets cold, hurry up young man

After you.
Isn't that what you live for?
Eating shit?

While you're at it...
Stick your mouth up his arse.
No shit should go to waste.








Bon Appetit!

Deepfeel:
You still sound a little bit insane,

are you sure you took the drugs? Take some more young man

You can call me psychotic if that makes you eat shit better.

Bottomline... Stay the fvck away!

Deepfeel:
Young man, you sound and look like a pig talking about sh*t eating so calmly and smooth, your obsession with sh*t shows how dirty you are , is that what do on daily basis, dip your finger in your anus and lick ? You are damm dirty , I feel dirty mentioning you right now I won't lie, am pretty sure you are on some sort of medication "suffering from mental illness" ?


You know what get off nairaland , head straight to where you kept your drugs , take them ,

Me and tweiker will be praying for you

This is what you get when you poke your nose in other people's matter...You eat shit!






Stay away!
Far, far away, or I'll make you eat your shit.
Kapish?

Tweiker:
Really? You never jam.

cc: Britboy Easternprince

Food is here. Come and get it!

Food?
Where are his small intestines and gallbladder?

Deepfeel:
Young man, slow down before you hurt yourself

Don't try to bully your elders , its not a smart thing to do,
Take my advice and walk away quietly, in a gentle and humble manner ,
Leave tweiker and husbandsnatcha in one peace , for your own good little man

And who the fvck are you?
You also wanna have a taste of the shit eating spree?
Ok, here's what you gon' do!

In your dirty and sweaty state, stick your index finger up your filthy butt.
Wriggle it real good, real, real good.
Bend it, and try to bring out remnants of your shit.

Sniff it!
Taste it, and lick it!

When you done...

You can come engage me!
Mere mortals!

Tweiker:
Wasn't talking about your DP Steve. Your meme

Keep your autograph until you finish feasting on your internals... then shove it up-....'well you know where'.

I see you really wanna have a taste of what the Britboy is cooking, huh?
They say: curiosity kills the cat!

Why don't you go dip your hands in a pile of dog shit, and scoop a handful of it, shove it down your throat, eat it!
Masticate it,
Swallow it,
And digest it.

When you done, then you can have a feel of what the Britboy is cooking...just a tip of the iceberg!

Too nasty?
I'll help you.

Why don't you start with a plate of human shit as an appetizer?

There you go...