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FamilyRe: Our Wedding Pictures (White And Traditional) by Britboy(m): 2:00am On Feb 02, 2021
Anything to escape the zoo republic.
I mean...anything!


Congrats still.

After all, no be only guys sabi marry old Oyibo people.
Chicks don dey key in too.
grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 1:52am On Feb 02, 2021
uchenageme:
Sisterfire: students ask me any questions you want and i shall answer you in my ageless knowledge.

Student 1: What is the shape of the earth

Sisterfire: the earth is spherical like an onions.

Student 1: How is this true. I can see very far away and everything looks flat to me, how can you prove this

Sisterfire: You are suferring from poverty mentality, you are envious of me, you want me to turn the classroom to gold to prove science to you. You must be from Ogbomosho because that how they think. Bla bla bla.

Wise teacher: Oh my boy, the earth is certainly spherical. You can know that from the following examples.
1. Other celestial bodies are spherical eg the moon, the sun and the planets
2. Ships mast dissapear over rhe horizon similar to the way it would on a spherical object,
3. Different time zones in different parts of the world caused by sunrise and aunset reaching different parts of the world at different times only possible on a spherical earth.
4.
5.
Etc.
grin grin grin

Sisterfire, over to you.
As you can see, I'm not the only one who knows thinks your tales are gibberish over the top.

Make us believe you for once.
Like I said before; we can't all be deceived, can we?
TV/MoviesRe: I Am Watching Comedy Video - Fake Pastor And Possessed Girl by Britboy(m): 6:16pm On Feb 01, 2021
SisterFire:
don't mind rekhina will give me till 4pm tomorrow

She has been out for sometimes
Ok
TV/MoviesRe: I Am Watching Comedy Video - Fake Pastor And Possessed Girl by Britboy(m): 6:11pm On Feb 01, 2021
SisterFire:
Britboy pls do u have an monikker account to give I was placed on antispasm bot ban , by 4pm I will give u back
You mean I should temporarily give you access to any of my monikers for your personal use?

No I don't have!

Why don't you just create a new moniker and add sisterfire to the new one?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 3:58pm On Feb 01, 2021
SisterFire:
...just joking actually you know we women and hate!
But when it comes to hate I have never seen a soul who hates me like she does , I call it online hate but it is so real
Anyways I saw wat she wrote about loving my lesbian ass in a coded Mexican espaniola but she does know I speak d language 2 Maybe is just Rihanna's " I hate that I love you so"
grin

...thanks for d Adulation my dear ♥
Desist, desist...
Thanks!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 3:47pm On Feb 01, 2021
SisterFire:
...britboy shocked shocked shocked enig what ?
See I pray ur lovers don't see u say this , especially that American hater sad
And what did I say that'll make you pray, so that my lovers people don't see what I wrote about you?

And FYI...
moving forward, whenever I'm having a convo with you, kindly desist from trying to drag other people into it.
The moment you try it, I'd go back to status quo, meaning; I'd avoid you like the plague.











Respect...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 3:28pm On Feb 01, 2021
kodred:
Still reading through. It’s either you’re super crazy or you’re super awesome. Either way, keep being you!
Ohhh, she def has lots of craziness in her.
But she's an enigma.
No doubt!
But the question is: is she trying so hard to be mysterious by her tales, or is she genuinely one?

I still don't know what to make of her crazy tales though.
On the flip side, I commend her for her broad knowledge on this particular subject and more.

Now I see how it was possible for her to study engineering.
Engineering no be beans na...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 12:25am On Jan 31, 2021
SisterFire:
...you broke the rules I am not answering that grin grin
Go get another monikker or tell ur American babe to answer u
, u broke the game hahahahaahahahaha grin grin
And if I may ask, how did I break the rules?
Last time I checked, it was all about asking you anything.


Why dodge this question?

We can't all be deceived, can we?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 11:46pm On Jan 30, 2021
SisterFire:
Listen clearly to the rule of universe! Which earth happens to be one of it's ninollion bodies

Be wise and don't do to others what u hate them do to u ,
Like I SisterFire if I rape you doctor after injecting or syruping u with drowsia n lilac sugar
I shall prepare n wait for u to come n take ur vengeance upon me , maybe by coming with John, Philip bigc0whorn, britboy to rape me
But as a human u will go to church to pray that holyghost crushes me
After 40 years I die peacefully B4 u n you shall shout praaaaaaise da loooooooooord , holyspirit has finally arrested that evil rapist , who said holyspirit doesn't take vengeance


I shall laff u in underworld ,,

give justice ,if u can't work towards that , so the earth will be raided of fools
An excerpt from your reply to me earlier:

Then with the pastors , if u are unlucky to meet me n I hate ur ritualism, murder , deception n robbery then I shall have sex with you after FRIDAY HOLYGHOST INTERCESSORY NIGHT by 12:30am (when others are still praying fire ) AND DO IT AGAIN IN THE LOCK UPPER ROOM at 8pm
Then OBITUARY IS WAT SHALL HAPPEN
How many fake pastors have you sent to the world beyond with your genitals?


I know you joke a lot, so I'm def not swallowing all these hook, line and sinker.
But carry on anyway, l'm all ears!
TravelRe: Cows Block Road In Abuja, Disrupt Vehicular Movement (pics) by Britboy(m): 9:01pm On Jan 30, 2021
Fantasticcc:
angry zoo .. And some people are angry at mazi KANU for calling Nigeria a zoo.
Smh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2021
SisterFire:
...read d upper comments of mine
I see...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 7:36pm On Jan 30, 2021
SisterFire:
Cc ManIzhot n stee

...they are workers of the programmists or the distribution channels of the programmers,
Like I told u n others B4, nature reduces the total strength of a reincanated higher beings to protect u tiny beings from being annihilated

Now I don't teleport or do sun rays illusions or brain illusions( have a little skills on that ) or shadow illusions
...but as a wise being we shud know how to use what nature threw at us to advantages , I do not teleport but I do avert danger by what lies in my genitals, Infact I escape danger more than a teleporter who might get shut doing lightspeed,
Lesson...You shud use ur brains n make use of ur talent whether big or small

SO WHAT LIES IN MY GENITALS? ...
I wasn't created with same type of labia as other females , infact we have just 4 ladies upon earth with this one is a PRESIDENT of a white country , the rest are doing well
Firstly, my labia is huge and fearsome unlike normal ladies with fat labias, that's y I have sex at night ,average men fears it ,but women loves it ...
2ndly , I have a very deep non-obnaxious scent which is mysterious to men n women with me,
( Some complain about the extraordinary smell while many get intoxicated perceiving it, same power of smell like in a gatherings of badguys smoking indian hemps! That's what they say)
Artificially I have an unearthly perfume( Lîlæç¢|•sç or lilac sugar) I use on powerful ritualists cum whitesuit thieves( sturbborn pastors)
3rdly , I have a narrow vaginal hole like a 3yr old baby
4thly ,My sexual intercourse activities or aspects are far more than ur females, my sex last for 6hrs -8hrs , men cum for 30 to 45mins instead of 4max seconds , ladies cum for an hour in an irregular pattern i don't know ALL THIS IS POSSIBLE WITH MY NICKY WICKY ILLUSION grin
grin

...
SisterFire how do you use it talk to us?

Tanks, because I have a different sexual aspects , I do 2 u 1000 things I have in mind during sex with u ,
Now it goes like this , a normal female have sex with a guy for maximum an hour ,she cums once ,The guy cums for 3seconds or maximum 4, in 2 tribbing lesbians they both cum irregularly 22secs after 24secs after 22secs every 5minutes interval in a 15mins of the 1hour of intense play ( pre-intimacy not counted)



But in my case , we go into sex in a 5 or 6mins mark ( though I won't allow u cum) ,
I will tell d man or woman "my love y not look at me y close ur eyes( if she or he isn't looking)
Then I strike with an eye contact and a normal sex of 15mins lasts will last for 6hrs , then when I become satisfied (cos that's how we Daughters have sex) , I break d first Illusions n start another in a split of a second then u shall cum for 45mins, by then you as a human will even curse Jesus because of the sugar u experience , ask chief , chief how do u see this sex ?
Chief will tell u please be my wife n I will kill my wife for u
And I will tell chief easy abeg!
I will advice men n women to go buy cartons of peak milk and Ugu leave and drink ,I don't even care because if I like u n I want u to Experience paradise then I shall reduce the sex to 2hrs n make the orgasm 2hrs







Note if this sex happens in space of 3days the person shall have paralysis, and in space of 24hrs - 36hrs outright death ,
Then with the pastors , if u are unlucky to meet me n I hate ur ritualism, murder , deception n robbery then I shall have sex with you after FRIDAY HOLYGHOST INTERCESSORY NIGHT by 12:30am (when others are still praying fire ) AND DO IT AGAIN IN THE LOCK UPPER ROOM at 8pm
Then OBITUARY IS WAT SHALL HAPPEN

But if u are a mild mind seeking for green life then after the 5-6hrs something that church will be in my palms , the elders shall consult me first in what they do

...before one of us gave me the expos of my body ,I use to handle guns but who needs a gun when a stronger weapon is here with u ,
I'm really lost for words.
You're a nutcase...I swear!


Another question: are there other beings (both Male and female) like you littered all over the place, for the same purpose of wrecking havoc with their genitals and whatnot?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 2:22pm On Jan 29, 2021
SisterFire:
...those wise ones will Experience 6hr pleasures but d fools shall Experience what I have in mind for them ,
Use ur head not ur dick& heart
Mr Man( snaps ! rolls my eye shocked undecided)
Who are these 'fools' you refer to?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 2:13pm On Jan 29, 2021
SisterFire:
...no one knows completely what blackH n pulsar are including the multi SCIENCE gods, I know just 25% , the highest human who knows ,know15%, greatest science god in d universe knows 70% ( but I can't connect with him)
... cos it changes modus operandi every 1000yrs after the supreme explosion 5billion years ago

Steven I am not doing juju angry angry angry my power lies in my head n vagina ( what u do with ur juju I do with my vagina, even it's scents are so powerful n toxic to who doesn't take time

Tanks )
...


Ste
So, are you indirectly saying that any man that sleeps with you is kinda doomed?
What makes it so powerful?

And by the way...it's Britboy, not Steven.
Stick to Britboy.
Thanks!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 1:54pm On Jan 29, 2021
SisterFire:
...SMH ok ooo
What question do u have 2 ask or let me ask u mine ! Ready ?


The closest black hole 2 us is 950billion miles from our milky way , can u insight me on what black hole is ?





...And blackhole isn't a vagina Fyi cheesy
You already know what a blackhole is.
Another question, although someone already asked it earlier.

Do you have mystic powers?
As in...do you do juju?
Be sincere.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 1:04pm On Jan 29, 2021
SisterFire:
...like seriously shocked shocked cheesy cheesy
Remember I'm still ur madam haha smiley
Yeah...seriously!
And No; you're not my madam.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 11:11am On Jan 29, 2021
SisterFire:
...Tell me how it happened ,cos I really thought ur wife was CHASING clouts?
But I wasn't jealous or spited out of what the American girl is just that I was playing with u
Let bygones be bygones.
Such theatrics shouldn't be repeated.
That's all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 10:22am On Jan 29, 2021
SisterFire:
... 2days ago we celebrated someone who casted demons with his name
, If I'm a programmer don't you think I will call zakyzakes who is his own god now a fool?

Think Steven ,I know u are hurt about my jokes with you last year ...but you are my friend n friends play with friends , even ur wife understand that like a mature woman she is ,
You are a man, realmen don't go 2 emotional in judgement so they won't do mistake, they judge it base on truth , fact and justice
Moving forward, there's a thin line between joking for fun, and joking to cause mayhem, due to jealousy, as a result of being scorned.
Being insensitive to other people's feelings, especially when the joke has the potential to cause chaos, is unacceptable!
You should know when to draw the line.
Go and sin no more sisterfire, I'd be watching you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 10:18pm On Jan 28, 2021
@ sisterfire

How many souls are under your captivity...in balls and chains?
Be sincere.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 15 People Die In Accidents On Kaduna-Abuja Road (Photos) by Britboy(m): 10:43am On Jan 25, 2021
The number of ghosts/spirits that will be roaming these roads at night will be mind boggling!
If in doubt...ask any commercial driver that drives at night what they've seen.
Sometimes, what the eyes see, the mouth can't say.
Christianity EtcRe: My Father Has A Bat In His Wardrobe: Should I Be Worried? by Britboy(m): 11:44am On Jan 24, 2021
Jasperado:
I guess you are matured enough. But you failed to to take a closer look to ascertain if the bat is real or its just a toy. Its your Dad's closet. Why not find a lengthy object and try touch it from afar just to be sure it real.
You were scared. Huhh..?. What if it was just a toy ?. You were scared to be sure what it was; but you are not scared to bring your family affair to the media. What if you just have blackmailed your family ? You should've demanded explanation from your Dad before coming to the media if need be.
...and how exactly did he blackmail his family?
Did he mention names?
Sometimes in the quest to sound intelligent, one often ends up sounding foolish!
Besides, isn't this forum designed for this?

BatToy you say?
Do you honestly think a grown man with a family will purchase a bat toy and hang it upside down in his closet?
To what end really?
Smh

Seriously, the way some of you reason beggars belief!
Again, since your existence on earth, have you seen a bat toy sold anywhere in your area?
Some of you are just plain ridiculous.
Smh
Christianity EtcRe: My Father Has A Bat In His Wardrobe: Should I Be Worried? by Britboy(m): 10:21pm On Jan 23, 2021
jimmychang:
For him to send you there I think he didn't know the bat was there..and if he didn't want you to see it he wont send you there grin grin grin...Since he simply smiled and closed it there is no problem then.

See if you papa wan use you do Suya e go don use You since so don't be scared ..Go back to your father and talk to him man to man....

You might be the next to inherit the bat grin grin
You speak like a child and also lack wisdom.
CelebritiesRe: Larry King Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Britboy(m): 6:03pm On Jan 23, 2021
SisterFire:
Britboy wat have I done to wrong u...talk 2 me
And I will apologize , I know I must av done somefin
''You know you must have done somefin'' (sic)

Well, you've done so many wrong things, mainly telling lies against people both in the past and present, and that's why I'm so interested to know your motive for telling lies against people.

Tell me...
What's it all about?

Remember, you created a thread for asking you anything, and not for apologies, and it's on that thread this convo should be, def not here.
Don't try to use your apologies to dodge the question.

When you've answered the question on your thread, then by all means, you can apologise for whatever wrongs you feel you've done, after searching your conscience.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 3:18pm On Jan 23, 2021
@ sisterfire
Isn't it funny how you've been quick to answer more complex JARGON questions, but shy away from a very simple and genuine question I asked?

A question as simple as: 'why you habitually bear false witness against people, even to the point of causing havoc and chaos.

My question still stands; do you do this as a means of achieving your mission?
If yes...
What is this mission?

Don't be scared to reply, I'm not going to attack you or call you foul names.
I just want to know why you enjoy doing this.
That's all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 10:27am On Jan 22, 2021
SisterFire:
...Forget men my dear cheesy
I ask again, just incase you didn't see my initial question, or you feigned ignorance...

Why do you enjoy bearing false witness against your neighbour?
Is it one of your weapons of destruction?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 9:21am On Jan 22, 2021
@ sisterfire/husbandsnatcha.
Why do enjoy bearing false witness against people?
Is it part of your agenda to achieving your so-called mission?
I'm curious...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Britboy(m): 8:58am On Jan 22, 2021
She's on a rampage...
PhonesRe: Wiko Getaway Anyone? by Britboy(m): 10:01am On Apr 13, 2020
Tweiker:
@emboldened

Or you
cheesy
We shall see.
I've got the one and only detail I need.
No need chasing shadows, looking for your personal. details and whatnot.
That's child's play.

And on that bonbshell, I call it a day.
Got some burgers to flip.
It's past breakfast time already.





Cheerio!
PhonesRe: Wiko Getaway Anyone? by Britboy(m): 9:51am On Apr 13, 2020
Tweiker:
[s][/s]


Big mouth weak heart

Fear fear
You for delete your kingseve account too
Why stop at deleting all you posts and images?



grin
I said...I know where to find you.
It will be nice meeting you in person after all.
I'm waiting.
You will be paranoid for the rest of your life.
grin
PhonesRe: Wiko Getaway Anyone? by Britboy(m): 9:38am On Apr 13, 2020
Tweiker:
Even me don't know how it wil affect you till after a while

You are welcome
There you go...chasing shadows.
I'll torment you till you eternity.
Please gather every info you think you can or have about me.

That's the best you can do.
But you know, what you can do, I can also do better, right?

At least, I know where to find you.

8 Dipo Awolesi Street,
Shangisha. Magodo, Lagos.

Not so invincible after all, ehh?


grin
PhonesRe: Wiko Getaway Anyone? by Britboy(m): 9:28am On Apr 13, 2020
[quote author=Tweiker post=88387313][/quote]Make sure you gather all info you can.
I want to see how far you can go with it, and how it will affect me.










Keep chasing shadows, while I toement you mentally.
Build the website already.
I'm waiting.

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