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Masturbation worst in a sense that it takes away your self image. The guilt and the fact that it is false excitement.

But smoking.... that's dangerous to health. I did refer womanizing to masturbating

helinues:
This life wey we dey so, if you listen to some things that worked for others, it might work for you.

Would you prefer to womanize or masturbate? Would you prefer to smoke or masturbate?

This got me laughing hard "MATURED CONTRIBUTIONS ONLY".

As dey type this out, come still click post, haven't you contradict yourself?

One of the first questions people ask before entering the cooking gas business is simple: “How much money do I actually need to start?”

The answers online can be confusing. Some people say you can start with a few hundred thousand naira, while others mention tens of millions. The truth is that the capital depends on the type of gas refilling business you want to run and how properly you want to set it up.

In Nigeria today, cooking gas demand is rising fast. More households are moving away from charcoal and kerosene because LPG cooks faster and produces less smoke. This growing demand has made gas refilling a profitable opportunity, but it also means regulators now enforce stricter safety standards. Because of this, startup cost is no longer just about buying gas - it involves structure, licensing, and safety compliance.

For someone starting small, a skid-based or mini refilling outlet is usually the entry point. This type of setup uses a compact storage system instead of large underground tanks. Depending on location and equipment quality, investors typically spend between several million naira to get fully operational. A large part of this cost goes into approved equipment, installation, and regulatory approvals rather than the gas itself.

A standard gas plant requires land development, storage tanks, piping systems, safety installations, and professional engineering work. Many new investors are surprised to discover that construction and licensing alone can take a significant portion of the budget before the first kilogram of gas is sold.

Another cost people often forget is working capital. After building the plant, you still need money to purchase your first gas supply, pay staff salaries, handle transportation, and manage daily operations until customer flow becomes steady. Without this reserve, some businesses struggle...to continue reading 👇(kindly share)

https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2026/02/how-much-capital-do-you-really-need-to.html

The cooking gas business is no longer a small roadside trade in Nigeria. Over the past few years, more families have moved away from kerosene and firewood to LPG because it is cleaner, faster, and safer when handled properly. This growing demand has made gas refilling one of the most attractive small and medium-scale businesses today.

But many people rush into the business thinking it only requires buying cylinders and selling gas. The truth is different. A gas refilling business is highly regulated, and success depends on proper planning, safety compliance, and understanding how the industry works.

Before investing your money, here are the real requirements you should understand.

First off is starting with the right location. This is one of the most important decisions. Gas refilling is not allowed just anywhere. Authorities require enough open space, good ventilation, and safe distance from residential buildings, schools, and busy public areas. This is why most successful gas plants are located along major roads or developing neighborhoods where expansion is possible. Choosing the wrong location can delay approval for months or even lead to rejection.

Another major requirement is government approval. In Nigeria, the gas sector is supervised by the Nigerian Midstream and Downstream Petroleum Regulatory Authority (NMDPRA). Before opening your station, inspectors must confirm that your setup meets safety standards. This process involves site inspection, safety design approval, and operational licensing. Many beginners underestimate this stage, but it is what separates a legal gas plant from an unsafe operation.

We have 3 stages basically.

The site Suitability Approval
ATC (Approval to construct)
LTO (Licence to Operate).


1. Site Suitability Approval (SSA)

This is the first stage.
DPR/NMDPRA inspects the location you want to use and confirms:

The land is safe for LPG operations

> Proper distance from schools, markets, filling stations, and residential areas

> Road access is good for LPG trucks

> Environmental considerations are met

If the site is approved, they issue you a Site Suitability Approval (SSA).


2. Approval to Construct (ATC)

Once the site is approved, the next step is applying for permission to build the plant.

Here, you submit:

a. Engineering drawings

b. Process flow diagrams

c. Fire & safety plan

d. Environmental Impact Assessment (where required)

e. Storage tank specifications

f. Plant layout

DPR/NMDPRA reviews everything to be sure construction will meet safety standards.

You get an Approval to Construct (ATC) if everything is correct.


3. Licence to Operate (LTO)

This is the final stage.

After construction is completed, DPR/NMDPRA will:

> Inspect the plant

> Check safety equipment

> Test the tanks and fittings

> Verify fire extinguishers, gas detectors, water system

> Check staff training certificates

If the plant meets requirements, they issue the Licence to Operate (LTO).

Once you have this, you can officially start operating your LPG plant.

Before you even apply for your site Suitability approval, of course your business should be registered. You need your certificate of incooperation, you need your article of memorandum, tax Clarence certificate. With the certificate, then you apply for your site Suitability. Now before you buy that land, make sure you apply for site Suitability, you invite the dpr, to check if the land is suitable for construction or not. The mistake client often make is, they will buy the land, then invite dpr for site Suitability. DPR will come there, and tell you - that is if you haven't done the due diligence of course, they can tell you the land is not suitable for construction.

SOURCE: https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2026/02/requirements-for-starting-gas-refilling.html

Madonna and anything (Guinness). This woman love African men (Africa American). She adopt from different African countries.

Besides, black (color) is beautiful. Probably this is the one the media know about....there could be more

Olodo, lol. You dropped this 🧠. If some women can fake mourn, why won't they fake happiness. Guy, or you teen, no go use this sense cross main road ooooo

Life isn't fair to people with your perspective

QuinQ:
You are REALTHERDED. What has 1000 body count has to do with the fact you're truly happy only when with her, and she only when with you? Both of you are happy only when together

Wow. I can't believe this is coming from a male homosapien. You are among these men allowing this bull*sh**t.

How will you say someone with 1000 body counts light your fire? You are messed up

QuinQ:
You are the one REALTHERDED. What has one thing to do with another? She, and only she, supplies what you need. Let's say you need $1m and she satisfies that need, what has the fact she slept with 1000 men to do with it??

Surprise to see Lagos in the list. Even in 1990 Lagos state wasn't clean. Maybe the definition of clean is relative to each particular person.

I'm not sure the publisher of this data know oshodi or makoko

Most of this companies are owned and controlled by black rock.

USA really understand capitalism

Let’s not overhype it. Some people are cashing out quietly from cooking gas business in Nigeria. Some are regretting ever entering.

So the business itself is not the issue.
How people enter is the issue. Cooking gas business in Nigeria is not dead. But in today’s Nigeria, this business is not for everybody. Some people are making steady money. Some are struggling badly.

So the big question is: Is cooking gas business still worth it, or is it a bad investment?

This is where many people get confused. From one-room self-contain to big restaurants, people buy gas daily. Even when price goes up, people complain but still buy. However, startup cost is higher now. Tanks, pumps, meters, and safety items are more expensive. Dollar rate and steel prices have affected everything. You can’t start cheap like before.

Also, competition has increased. Gas plants are everywhere now - such as estates, roadside, and new layouts. If your location is wrong, customers will pass you.

The truth Nigerians don’t like to admit is, cooking gas is not luxury as people usually puts it (although I understand that prices have increased outrageously through past years). For a fact, cooking gas is not seasonal. People don’t stop cooking because price is high. But that doesn’t mean every gas business makes money. That’s the part many people ignore.

Where the Money Really Is (And Where It Is Not)

Here is where it makes sense, that is if you want it to - cooking gas business works well when:

1. You are close to where people live

2. Customers can access you easily. Avoid closed areas, bad roads, and unsafe locations.

3. You refill correct and accurate amount purchased by customers - no cheating. That means, you dispenser pump is not altered to short sell. Cooking gas business is all about trust. If customers trust your refill/meter, irrespective of the price, they will still patronize you.

4. You don’t stress people with pricing. If you overprice, be sure that customers will buy from gas plants with #50 naira difference, after confirming from 2 or 3 more gas plants for recent prices. Yes, number 3 tips above can save you, but some customers are quite money conscious.

5. Estate gas shops, busy neighborhoods, and tenant-heavy areas still move gas daily.

Now that I have explained how you can make it right going into LPG cooking gas business, next is how and why people fail in the business or struggle. Cooking gas business fails and struggles when:

1. Location is hidden or far

2. Too many gas shops or gas plants are already there

3. Supply is not steady

4. Safety issues scare customers away

5. Once customers lose trust, they don’t come back.


The Question Is Not “Is It Profitable?”

The real question is: Can you sell gas every single day?

If you can sell daily, you’ll survive price changes.
If you can’t, profit figures won’t save you.

Source: https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2026/01/is-cooking-gas-business-still-worth-it.html

Forex....only trade what you can lose. Apart from that , could be that you didn't get enough understand and training before now. Maybe the 2026, my year of double double, caught you in the rat race. 50k to small for better visibility and gain....only if you are satisfied with little by little wins....you should have start with $20 with intention to train with it. Demo account different from real account. Emotions, greedy must set in.

Your spread, targeted pips and time zone understand.... could be more disadvantage too

Mrkc:
I wan die.
No na real virtual be expert option.
My body just dey pepper me I swear

Harmattan season in Nigeria comes with cold mornings, dusty winds, and very dry air. While many households enjoy the cooler weather, this period also records a high number of fire outbreaks, especially in homes that use LPG (Liquefied Petroleum Gas) for cooking.

From Lagos to Abuja, Ibadan to Onitsha, many reported kitchen fires during harmattan are linked to gas leaks, poor ventilation, and old cooking equipment. Sadly, most of these incidents are preventable.

Many fire incidents during harmattan are not caused by witchcraft or “bad luck.” They often happen because of small mistakes, poor maintenance, or lack of safety awareness when using cooking gas.

4 Major Risks to Watch Out For During Harmattan
Small Gas Leak Turns Into a Major Fire


A family notices a mild gas smell in the kitchen but ignores it, thinking it is “nothing serious.” Because the windows are closed due to cold weather, gas builds up in the room.
Once the stove is lit, boom - a sudden fire outbreak occurs. This is very common during harmattan.

Old or Damaged Gas Hose

Many homes use the same gas hose for years without replacement. During harmattan, the cold and dry air can make old rubber hoses crack. A tiny crack leaks gas slowly. When cooking starts, the leaked gas catches fire.

Cooking Indoors Without Ventilation

To avoid cold air, some people:

> Close all windows and doors

> Cook in small, enclosed kitchens

If gas leaks in such spaces, there is nowhere for it to escape, making fire outbreaks more likely.

Improper Cylinder Storage

Some people keep gas cylinders near heat sources, or inside small kitchens. While others under direct sunlight during the day. This is very wrong, as heat increases pressure inside the cylinder, which can lead to leaks or explosions.

(Source): https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2026/01/fire-outbreak-risks-of-using-lpg.html

Whether it is right or wrong is not the issue here, the issue is what's does a child knows or what's his or her conventions, intentions - no perspectives or ideologies to warrant baptism?

This is just one of the flaws of religion....truth every new born are born atheist.....his or her religion or ideologies are derived from his or her surroundings or family of birth

This has to be the realiest comment so far. Nigerians in the USA are actually contributing massively unless few. For example, the CEO of red lobster, ademola. And other in education sector and tech. Trump just taking advantage of our unserious government. A total ban on Nigerians, USA go feel am.

owobokiri:
Most of these policies targeted at ordinary Nigerians are born out pure racism by Trump.
Nigerians in the US are most probably the most educated. Very resilient, very professionally purposeful. Many Nigerians are contributing massively to the us economy and tech advancements. Most are into high tech, academics and research.
To clamp down on all of us just because you prefer migrants from "Sweden and Norway" imply shows how crudely racist Trump and his gang are..

I know chatgpt when I read one, lol.

Nice one prompt though.

Double0h7:
The unnecessary hate; how is it connected to her?

Your workplace; are you losing focus because your mind is on what she does or needs?

The money disappearing: are you spending more money because you’re buying gifts, spending on outings, is she living with you thus increasing the cost of your daily expenses?

If you’re implying a spiritual/change in luck etc then that’s irrational but if there is physical evidence that being in this relationship is costing you more than you could afford to give then move on with your life.

However, if things outside yours and hers control are happening then that’s just life! You win some and you lose some. These testing times are meant to highlight the quality of your relationship.

Is she supportive during your hardship?

Can she bring you peace while the storms of life are passing?

This is actually true and correct by all means. ("USA - United States of America), was built on/by immigrants. Look Elon Musk for example

CodeTemplarr:
United States may be far away from Russia and China but are a smart nation overall. If there is anything like nation IQ, USA will dwarf all others.
The reason is simple, they have taken time to allow all other races grow the body of knowledge via reaearch. No one come close to that. The researchers driving chinese system today are largely USA trained or inspired. In short, they reversed the babylonian confusion syndrome above any other.

This must be in an estate with great infrastructure.

shilenji:
Ilorin

Which location please, where is this place?

shilenji:
Was 520 when I moved in, landord miraculously increased it to 650 earlier this year for a room and parlour selfcon

True true.... beauty is relative. And in the eye of the beholder.....this na outside makeup

Bottle water=2k 🤔

Na which heavenly restaurant be that?

Guy, I nearly cracked my rib laughing 🤣. I swear you too know this man abeg. I don't or have never understood why he thinks he need to interpret or add Greek to his teachings. Funny enough, everything seems to sound the same. I bet non of his members ever took the time to cross-check. I remember one "Epi-gi-nos-coast"

Mrchippychappy:
Nigeria go dey scatter, these ones go dey teach us about prosperity gospel, after that na to dey speak Greek, the meaning of love in Greek is metapoppopulous
Who Greek help? Abeg Rev Dachomo, fire dey go. That's a real man of God

Can you recommend one
..that last and smell to huge, also unique..if you can.

Because I usually notice some people with high rate of cologne smell, that if they pass by you...
It takes extra 2 minutes for the smell to fade.

helinues:
Not necessarily for the party to be tagged cologne/perfume party but have you ever attended a party where almost everyone has unique smell?

I can't just joke with cologne cos it's a great attractor. The compliments from strangers alone will boost your confidence when you are on a nice cologne smell

Ghost clients, like how?

Ghost workers?

Sirchiboy:
I recently listened to lucky udu experience with one guy.
Talking about ghost client and I was shocked

Thanks for your response. Truly appreciated. I just recently came across other former Jehovah's witnesses on quora. Terrible experiences. Just imagine, most of their doctrines are from 4 white individuals from New York - The so called Government Body. I wasn't baptized. I was into the step to baptism....I got ill, then my life flashes in front of me....I noticed how I could have missed a lot not living life....not doing way I needed to do.... enough impact. I was in chapter 24 of Enjoy Life, lol.

I thank God for the experience. I learned a lot for strange secrets that I can't mention here. That religion is one hell of a mental trap...not to talk of their weird arrangement marriages....most of their couples don't look happy together. I know of one that fights secretly with each other but laugh publicly. The wives seems to be in control of the husbands. Women are not meet to do any work of preaching.

Bebtel is like paradise for them.... conventions is like Christmas

Courz:
Wow. You are not alone o. You went and joined the worst So called Christian denomination. Lol.

What caught my attention in your comment is when you said You don't feel you belong there. Take that feeling seriously because so many of them there are like you who also feel that they don't belong there but they can't leave. I was once a JW. I left that Cult years ago. You feeling you don't belong there is actually the Holy Spirit signaling to you that You are in the wrong place, with the wrong people. You are not supposed to be there. Jehovah's witness is a Cult masquerading as a Christian religion. Let me guess why you got attracted to that Cult. You saw their outward appearance and felt that they are Christ like or live like true Christians. The false image they crafted to you, You fell for it. After you joined, you started to see their true colors. That is not a new thing. There are many like you who noticed the same and you will find their experiences on EXJW Reddit Forum. You can visit that forum to see people like you who are still trapped in that Cult because of Family.

I was born into that Cult and I never felt I belonged there as well. How they do their things, their culture, their doctrines never sat right with me. Jehovah's witnesses are very strange people because the religion is a Cult. It took me years to understand that the Holy Spirit has been warning me since my Teens that I was born in the wrong religion. Take your feelings seriously. Don't ignore it. Listen to the Holy Spirit and act now. It is not too late to leave that Cult. Once you leave, calm down and slowly decide the church to attend. A Bible believing Church. A Christian denomination. Not a Cult. Don't rush it. Are you still attending their meetings? Are you baptized? It would have been easier for you if you weren't baptized. That way, you can leave. Do you have family in this Cult?

Worst decision I made this year was joining Jehovah Witnesses. I'm not saying they are not good people ooooo, but kinda of a strange way of life. I started going this year February, still yet I don't feel belong. Those people that claim love and support in Jehovah witness are just overreacting. Nothing like that. They hardly relate with each other. I noticed their support are limited to those baptized in the congregation.

Their lives are like just there. Nothing exciting more like sadist. I decided to give church a chance this year, but mistakenly choose Jehovah Witnesses. If I have choosing other praise and worship church, I know things would have been different.

I look are the earliers children, and I know they ain't happy doing that house to house stuff.

Worse decision ever

If you’re planning to start a cooking gas (LPG) business in Nigeria, one of the first questions to ask is:

“How much land do I need to build my gas plant?”

The good news is - you don’t need a large space to begin. With the right design and approval, you can start your LPG business on just one plot of land.

Minimum Land Size Requirement

The minimum land size required to set up a standard LPG plant in Nigeria is one plot (approximately 450–500 square meters).

This is usually enough for a mini or 5-ton skid plant, which is the most popular size for startups.

If you plan to install a 10-ton capacity plant or add extra storage tanks and parking space, you should consider two plots of land for safety, accessibility, and expansion room.

Recommended Land Sizes by Plant Type

• Mini 5-ton skid plant: 1 plot (enough space for tank, dispenser, and small office)

• 10-ton plant: 2 plots (allows extra safety distance, compressor, and delivery space)......

https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2025/10/lpg-plant-land-requirement-in-nigeria.html

Starting a gas (LPG) business in Nigeria is now easier than ever, even with small capital. The demand for cooking gas keeps growing as more Nigerians switch from firewood and kerosene to LPG because it is cleaner, faster, and more affordable. Here’s how you can begin with little money:

How To Start a Gas Business in Nigeria with Small Capital (And Make Daily Profit)


1. Start Small - Think Smart
You don’t need millions to start. Begin as a cylinder refilling agent, roadside reseller, or gas retailer using a 3kg–12.5kg scale. You can start with as low as ₦300,000 to ₦1 million, depending on your location and setup.


2. Choose a Good Location
Select a place with high population and low competition, near residential areas, markets, or roadside spots where people cook daily. Accessibility and safety are key.


3. Get the Right Equipment

For a small setup, you’ll need:

Filling scale (manual or digital)
LPG hose and nozzle
Cylinders (25kg to 50kg) or better still, you can invest in a 350kg or 1ton complete setup skid with dispenser.
Fire extinguisher and safety gear
Branding materials (signboard, apron, etc.)

4. Source Your Gas Supply >>>> READ FULL ARTICLE 👇

https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2025/10/small-capital-big-profit-secret-to.html

Good morning Nigerians....may today brings us good things.

So, today post is basically written to break down the costs in simple terms, so you can understand what to expect before starting.

Up till now, i still haven't get why some Nigerians refer gas plant to gas station? Lol. I think the idea comes from we gotten to use with referring fuel stations, petrol stations and so and so name we do called it as the same with gas. I have come to understand that when people say the word[i] "gas stations", [/i]they typically mean also the standard (big) gas plants - but not actually the mini gas plant or the complete setup skid. More like the Americans referring cooking gas to propane, and fuel, petrol to gas - lol.

It is true that starting a cooking gas (LPG) station in Nigeria is a profitable business because of the high demand for gas for domestic and commercial use. However, one of the biggest questions new investors ask is: “How much does it cost to build a standard cooking gas station in Nigeria?”

1. Land Acquisition
You need land in a good location, preferably close to residential or commercial areas with easy road access. Prices are higher in cities like Lagos, Abuja, and Port Harcourt compared to smaller towns. I can't say the price for you because that depends on a lot for factors including location proximity and the rest.

2. Regulatory Documents & Approvals
To operate legally, you need approvals from different agencies:

(Abeg, this is just an estimated....you actually need a professional person that deals with this to help you determine what and what, and also to help you with smooth process of acquiring the licensing and documentation).

> DPR/NMDPRA License: ₦500,000 – ₦2 million

> Fire Service Certificate: ₦100,000 – ₦300,000

Total for Documents: –

3. Storage Tank Installation
A standard gas station requires at least a 10MT (metric tons) LPG storage tank with accessories like pumps, valves, and gauges. The bigger the tank, the higher the cost. The price can cost as much as ₦10 million – ₦25 million.

4. Plant Construction & Setup>>>>> full article link to continue reading 👇

https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2025/08/how-much-to-build-standard-lpg-gas.html

With petrol and diesel prices soaring, many Nigerians are turning to Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) for cost savings, not actually for cleaner fuel if you ask me. But just how much does CNG cost today in Nigeria?

Official CNG Price Structure, What It Says?

The Federal Government, through the Presidential CNG Initiative (PCNGI), has set the official CNG price at ₦230 per kilogram. This pricing policy is aimed at making CNG a cheaper and safer alternative to petrol, especially for commercial transport operators.


Market Realities - What People Are Paying

Despite the government's ₦230/kg benchmark, actual prices in the field are different widely due to local supply dynamics and infrastructure gaps. Reports from industry analysts estimate the cost of CNG ranges from ₦230 (if you are lucky) to ₦450 per kilogram.

There are unverified online discussions mentioning prices as high as ₦400 per kilogram, although these may reflect isolated cases.

>>>full link to article👇

https://www.naijalpg.com.ng/2025/08/current-price-of-cng-in-nigeria-per-kg.html?m=1