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nicely written.

these guys are really big outside naija.

ibkayee:
This is another issue, you can compliment someone without dragging down another

how did I drag down another here?

black is beautiful.
a girl once called me a racist because I said I CANNOT have or develop feelings for a fair damsel...but if u are dark or ebony I fit "die" for u.

everyone wants to diss or mention Hushpuppi to stay relevant. bad move seyi Law because Hush does no F with comedians only musicians.

[quote author=Magnoliaa post=58623549]Nicki Minaj ft Drake ft Chris Brown ft Lil wayne - Only[/quo

Chris Brown---Yeah×3

Magnoliaa:
no!
No!
No!

Don't just write any song!!!
Check the post above yours and pick the last letter from the song title and write a new song with that letter.

sorry I am just too dumb to understand the thread.
I'll try again.

Sponsor---Ebony

Tonight--Nonso Amadi

this can ONLY happen in .....

.this one sterling bank is in the news AGAIN.... na wa

OK.

if I tear u slap ehn...ur name go turn to Mr Hard.

everyone is desperate in these times!

SmartchoiceNGR:
What happened to her music career?

it was kidnapped by Evans and was never heard of again.

GeneralOjukwu:
The flat head, hairy chest and yams legs say A LOT!

ave always thought you were learned.
no offense.

see him small prickk.
people with small diick always think like that thaz y he was caught.

Rhozabeth:
You sound pretty much like a teenager!!! No disrespect!

type what u want but that's MY way of doing things.

jericco1:
baba no be lie.
my own be say if I ask her out and she forms sh!t, mehn I don move on oh. No time abeg.

true bro...

saydfact:
you just might pray into your 50s - kontinue

"pray into your fifties" MY GOD!!

sorry for him but people called Daniel are normally serial cheats....at least the few I have come across are.

more than 70% are on drugs.

it is so bad that me typing this is guilty also.

..

cheapgoals:
look mirror from from 12am till 3:30 nothing will happen .. Just dont let the mirror shatter when u are looking..

why would I be looking in a mirror 12am to 3am...na hobby?

I don't have female friends. because I can't deal with this friend zoning bullshiit...especially when I ask u out and u turn me down n then expect me to just be friends with u.4 wetin??

cultism does NOT pay!
instead join ogboni if you must join a cult group.

I have heard some people say its not advisable to look in the mirror at night(that u might see things).
how true is this?

Luminouz,Dlordsamurai,sexybbstar

luminouz:
OK..its luminouz again with some scary shit....

Let's start from d beginning..shall we?
Mum told me many times how weird I was when I was little n how my gifts saved the family countless times..
.she said i was 6months old when we packed into a new apartment(2 bedroom) in my mum's new station as a school teacher..up till DAT time I was like every other baby, bawling my lungs away n giggling cutely at everyone around me. But she said I displayed unusual sensitivity even at that time n she was bothered for a time but my granma told her to snap out of it saying every baby is different. All DAT changed the night we packed into this new house...the house is d 'face me I slap' kind with a long narrow corridor separating one side from another.the first two rooms are like parlour n bedroom format while d rest are single rooms with a BQ at the back where d landlady(bedridden for years) stayed. We were the first tenants in d house n had no idea about d previous occupants.
My first night in d house was terrible...mum said I woke up clocksure at 12am n started bawling like my intestines were being chewed,waking everybody up n only sleeping off at 4am..d same scenario d next day n all through d week. As a schoolteacher,it wasnt easy for her to be kept wide eyed till 4am when she wakes up by 6am for school...yet I never stopped but during d day I would sleep like 2mao no dey....
.My granma then noticed that its 12am large black birds would keep hovering on a tree branch overlooking our window so d branch was cut. 2nd week was OK. Once my mum leaves for work neighbours would rush to come see me n play with me but curiously once I see them no amount of petting would relieve me till they leave n when my mum knew she intensified her prayers.
A new tenant packed in the 3rd week. A nursing mother with twins.At 12 am DAT night, i woke up bawling n in d morning.,one of the twins died(found frozen)..the tenants were distraught n blamed it on cold(according to mum) yet with all expert medical advice,the second twin got sicker by the day.4th week found me bawling only once n that was when d other twin died(less than 2 weeks after d parents packed in)
My mum said she knew I was seeing things n paid closer attention to me while praying harder n at d same time refusing any neighbour to carry me....this trend continued till I was a year. Other tenants moved in n experienced unspeakable losses in terms of children,jobs n other misfortune.


I was a year plus when I remembered my first experience... I was always d cute little kid everyone adult wanted to carry except I let some carry me while shunning others like they had d black plague. Mum had a conference to go with other teachers n was pregnant with my brother (don't mind my dad he likes scoring goals like DAT when he comes home twice a month)n was preparing to go(already packed n all) when one neighbour(also a teacher) n two others walked in...I looked at them n saw their heads splittered into 2, intestines trailing on d floor n no legs while blood dripping from them are being licked by 2 old women with cat eyes. D two women saw me n smiled,then moved close to my mum....I yelled her name n kept pointing to those women while not being articulate enough to explain, just saying mummy EJOO(please in Yoruba) while old women made faces at me. Pandemonium reigned n to cut a long story short,my mum stayed behind while d others left.... I woke up to see her crying d next day..her colleagues had an accident n their head n legs were chopped off..none survived. The incident made my mum n dad very attentive to what I have to say/gestures


Not long after...my brother was born. The 2nd one I remembered was watching a film( yes..I was always staring at d TV even if I don't know what d fvck is going on n after a few attempts to stop me by mum,dad cautioned her to let me be) at night,mum was in d room with d baby n dad wasn't home...I remembered watching d TV when outta d corner of my eyes our door MOVED....
N 2 creatures came out....women like in appearance but sharp teeth like nails or something...one saw.me n opened its mouth wide like it wanted to swallow me.I kept quiet throughout ( I think by this time I had seen so much DAT yelling was a bad idea to me).. I kept still n stared n stared while she leered n leered n seemed surprised when I wasn't afraid,the 2nd creature looked me n shook its head at d 1st then pointed to the door leading to mum's room. I never knew what made me do it but I stepped down from d couch n went to block d way to mum's room( weird right)...
They went mad n flew around d room saying stuffs I can't hear n making gestures.. They couldn't move close n I just stared!!!! After a while they left n I continued watching d TV..My mum found me the next morning at d doorstep when she heard our neighbour's yells.....Her 4 year old daughter was found vomiting blood the next morning... She died DAT day!!!

Cc...Platinumventure, SurestG, hill111, Brown14, shiitposter, sexybbstar, victornezzar

bro this your story is gon give some people nightmares tonight I swear!

Hannysmilez:
I just ran to the bathroom chanting blood of Jesus

hahahaha this is real.

ur REALLY scared

hill111:
I just download d cabala book online now

how bro?
can u gimme a link?

how Is this possible because at least the baby's head should make the stomach bulge a little.abi the pikin na egg roll or liquid.

abeg who get that litlle girl meme wey them write "NA SO"?