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Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

I'm feeling it

[quote author=]well said..I appreciate but d thing is when we are together which we are practically 9 hours daily,we don't lack things to talk about.. its fun all through.. but if it comes online, I turn dumb..I think its not just me cos I once saw a thread here on naira land that guys are complaining about what to chat about..
should I say its sort of lack the e-chemistry? cos we are like best friends wen together physicaly..we talk non stop to d extent that we don't want to leave each other and I mostly do come back home from school at least by 7 and our lectures is just a 3 hours stuff.. not forgetting the fact that I go to school at most by 9[/quote]Is she pretty? Just PM he whatsapp so I can stop her from bothering you.

AfricanApple: you will have d sex and won't solve d problem, next time same wahala will occur, so where are u both getting to

Why even have sex when you not ready to let go? In fact, who initiate the sex when both party are still angry

chipatra: haba, why not? I no dey play with am O! Na make we use am cool down, so person go fit think well after fvcking

Hmmm, ye need Christ, feck finish begin quarrel again? Can't work with me

Please tell me you love me.

jideomowunmi: I like makeup sex...it's effective...and helps too

Really, how do I confirm you really like make up se x?

chipatra: b4 nko?

So why allow se x?

chipatra: na 1 no be big deal 4 me, after we fvck finish, back 2 d problem @ hand, we get to resolve am

Da fvck? Like seriously

That's my weak point, if she succeed in making us have se x I let to no matter what.

JiggamanGh: Who r the big boys, I hope u r not counting Nigeria

Thought NIS deported this nigga

You mean the economists are the reason GEJ, fashola, akpabio, kwakwaso are looting the country and the state they govern dry? The truth is those guys are nothing but clueless, they are just pay master who pay civil servants every month, use other part of the allocation to sponsor their political party and loot the rest. Commerce bawo

No reliable source? Well done ogbeni if true.

Gbawe banicansta master Is here, maybe he will comment and confirm it, it doubt thou since the thread is not about Jonathan, Tinubu, APC, fashola, the greedy party that gave him opon IMO warned him never use it for any purpose except to spam the internet with propaganda

Of what important is this thread to me, banicansta a Yoruba, calabar or kanuri, who's business and how will that improve mikels performance in the super eagles?

Btw, I thought the dolt meant with his master illugunboy and a picture they took waiting for customise was uploaded here. Seun don be chameleon?

Useless thread

jcgodfrey: story story.
whatever is plausible or not, cus i've followed this case and it just get boring as the day goes by. this dude is a stone-cold murderer.
very mean and bad-tempered guy. and if they let him go, people may be surprised, but i believe he will kill again. all this talk of intruder this, intruder that. Your girlfriend can never come to your house n u'll have a moment of doubt that she's an intruder, lailai. girls are meticulous like that. they hardly sneak in on u or walk in through the backdoor like a thief in the night, atleast not the way Oscar has alleged. this is a girl he has been dating, no be one month or two months, haba my guy. babe wey go don call am say she dey come ooo. na God go ultimately judge am. cos if to say he commit this crime for Texas or California, where badoo detectives dey, hmmm, na hangman's noose o. but sha, diaris God. lets wait for the final verdict.
what truly happened is a simple event. they argued, she walked out on him to go relieve herself in the bathroom, he chased after her, swearing, cursing, grabbed his gun, threatened to shoot, asking her to come out, ofcus she would after he stopeed barraging her, but i.diot just wouldnt stop, and in a fit of anger, he shot repeatedly. we have all seen this scenario a hundred times. my guys wey dey watch channel 170 n 171 (crime networks) go testify. even more plausible and ridiculous cases than Oscar's, just incase u think this is extreme, and those cases get solved.

Wow, and what other evidence are they looking for when the person that witnessed what happened is here.

You go try see doctor my friend

MadCow1: It would be interesting to see if South Africa would Jail one of their White, handicapped, Internationally recognized, Prize-Winning Athelete..


My 'SuperCow' senses says he would walk free...

You mean they give him Salami judgment?

ibibwala: At least the S.A judicial system seems to be working, I don't have my facts but I can't say thesame for My country Nigeria, no hating and no offense to the Lawyers in the house. #peace

Abeg no apologies to them. If this case was to be Nigeria, very simple

If you can't get a lawyer that knows law, get the one that knows the judge or politicians and you be a free man no matter the crime

donphilopus: Very recent [year withheld]!!! ... Sleep don dey show o!

nice one man, gn

donphilopus: Ekp na.... He dey show for face!

For real? picture... hahaha session?

donphilopus: Owky... They represent wella.

Lol, you which school?

Representing INEC

donphilopus: Not there now sha... But go there wella! Ekp, guyz?!

Yup

Johnnyessence: trully engineer kwankwaso is working In his capacity as d kano state governor I support him for president and amechi as d running mate this two governors will move Nigeria to greater height this two governors will win GEJ convincely in 2015 presidential election. by special grace of God he win d primary election.

President of which country? Maybe after we annul this union he can go govern his Islamic Republic.

donphilopus: Baba domo [abi na domor?!] sir... Wedding for villa dey dey sumhw sha... Bt Igarra no be village though... Jst a town like Auchi, though Auchi is more developed.

Haha, aii but I'm sure you not there? I get som niggas there sha, school mates

The truth, one Nigeria was a mistake, if we are to go by what you wrote here, only the northerner are fit to rule this country, see the way you cArefully glorified Buhari and year dua, even obj according to you dint do enough.

The people sabotaging our troops are the northern Muslims, how are we sure they don't even shut join BH to shut the Nigerian troops when in action?

Sometime ago, some BH members was arrested, some traditional rulers came requesting for their release! they where released to them and no news was about them.

When BH started, their Sunday Sunday church bombing, some of the people shouting Jonathan now kept quiet because BH target then where Christians

When the Nigeria troops where winning the war against BH some northern elders accuse the president and ihejirika of committing genocide and trying to avenge the death of igbos, who does that?

The country is presently at war, a time we ought to shut down our border, but a governor down north is about building a school in neighbouring country, do we need that now? A time we suppose to shut our door against those people so we can solve our problem, BH today are half Nigerians and half nigeriens, Chadians and neighbouring countries, will it not do us good if the north can help relocate those that are no Nigerians back, no they won't, because they think there is a tie between them, Islam, they even see themselves more of nigeririens than Nigerians, an emir once said he's people are in Cameroon, what does that mean?

We can only continue to deceive ourselves, but this union was never meant to be.

Why don't we just allow them to continue ruling us why we follow them as fools and second class citizen. Since independence has there been any government in this country without the north providing the president or vp? If there's any I like to know.

The Buhari, shagari are all alive and if they have the interest of the country as you said, they ought to proger solution to the menace, they don't have to be in power first, don't they attend the security meeting with the president? What's the outcome. Nonsense

Can you also list all excess tax and school fees by lagosians?

Tinubu has ruled Lagos for 16 years now and has turn the state to a private company

donphilopus: @least make u come see hw our e-side dey be na.. They go welcome you wella like hw Yorubas take dey welcome Visitors... Esan, right?!

Mehn dey fear those village things this period, got saved from accident recently when I followed someone to funeral in village, no won do those village things for now. Confirm bini

donphilopus: No oooo... Don't even understand Yoruba. Igarra, your backyard is where I'm from!

Really, suppose enter that town month end, a friend of mine is getting married, still contemplating sha

donphilopus: Ireshi odashi o... Ama mazi yineshi omeyan sha!

You Yoruba?

Ceasar1: 1. Security is first on my list. I'd have to boost our security system to world class level before anything.

2. Invest handsomely in agriculture like never before.

3. Create Job and More Jobs.

4. Develop the Educational and Industrial sector .

5. Start campaigning for my next tenure...

Smh for Nigeria

PetroDolla4: typical shitnigerian rant Ghana's GDP may be $1 but we don't eat from the dustbin as they do in your rubbish ape hole http://ugowrite..com/2011/04/nigeria-meal-from-dustbin-in-lagos.html
Ghana's GDP is $1 but life expectancy is not 52 years as in your magg0t-infested sh1thole Ghana's GDP is $1 but at least 70% of Ghanaians enjoy electricity unlike in your sh1thole where 120 million apes don't have electricity Ghana's GDP is $1 but 90% of its population does not survive on less than $2 a day Ghana's GDP is $1 but it does not have Boko Haram or militants or indeed baby factories Ghana's GDP is $1 but at least the government provides free meals and uniforms to its school going children Ghana's GDP is $1 but I can sleep with my two eyes firmly closed at night Ghana's GDP is $1 yet youth unemployment is not 90%

If all this crap you said here are true about 2 dollar a day, eating from dustbin bla bla, are you telling me the over 600 billion spent by telecom users where used by your dead ancestors? or the cars that come into Nigeria daily are being bought by your dead ancestors? or the films you make and ship down to nigeria and bought by your gay country men? There is a conspiracy here, between from where did you get the 2 dollar per day, it use to be 1 dollar as passed to you by your masters.

i'm done with you here, you got nothing to say

PetroDolla4: are you a comedian? shitnigerians can't even help themselves you sound like Mr.Ibu. hahahaha hatred for a certified sh1thole? a dustbin country! the largest country of apes! a country of primitive azzwipes The place is downright smelly and dirty Jeez, they even eat from the dustbin!

Nigeria jagajaga, Everything scatter scatter Poor man dey suffer suffer Gbosa, gbosa, gunshot inna de air.

You know all the Nigeria artist, while Nigeria know nothing about your country, what does that tell you, imagine you singing edris, even though the guy is dead and forgotten here, he still better than the best your shithole country can offer, your useless kobulor who is like king there will be rank 50 if he comes here.

President is John Dramani Mahama.
Parliament has 275 members
GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is 14 billion USD (2008 estimate)
Agriculture employs 60 % of workforce and accounts for 37 % of GDP.
Export products are gold, cocoa, timber, bauxite manganese and electricity. Oil was found in 2007.
Economy relies heavily on foreign assistance and remittances from Ghanaians abroad.
Currency is Ghana Cedi (GH¢)
Popular tourist destination

source http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/country_information/.

Your GDP is 14 billion USD, wow and Telecoms subscribers in Nigeria spent about N602.6 billion on airtime in five months.

Mumu, a country that produce nothing, i mean nothing and import virtually everything, even when you import more than you can consume you ship them here, and we buy them, no wonder your useless president was made Nigeria refuse to sign that useless trade agreement with EU West africa countries.

Can you please tell your John D malu and Juliet Ibrahim that are now refugee in nollywood to return back to your poor country? it won't be fair if we deport them.

Poor gay country