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Mosquitoes kill highest in the whole world!












Small but might creatures!

Listen to Se Na Like this by WandeCoal!










Then ask Mr Dj to play JagaJaga by Eedris AbdulKareem












But honestly on the other hand, we don't need validation from any western bullshit con3 before we proceed or grow,












By the way can someone define, developed, underdeveloped and developing ?












Typical balderdash!












African history started from slave trade in their history books, and One guy from Scotland, Mungo Park discovered River Niger!












If you like you can read The book 'How Europe Under developed Africa!












Do we even need dollars in Africa?
Where are all the gold in Witswatersrand, SouthAfrica?
Why are there African Mummies in the tombs of British Museum up till now?
Why are they just returning the Artifacts looted from Benin Empire in Nigeria?
All those blacks in the Caribbean and America aren't they from Africa?





I am done talking man!

One Musician Sang











'Cos anything can happen in may area'












Hope they are not paid protesters!












Demon Crazy oh sorry democracy don't get k leg since 1666!

Simple stuff, I pray they listen









Buy two new MTN lines, load 100 naira on then, use them for two weeks,





After that press these codes *121# or *567*140# and you will check if they have offered you #200 for one gig, don't buy more than one gig, e get why, valid for seven days only






When your data finish you know that to do!












If you don't want peace and want problems always, sue MTN!

Don't forget 2012 back till 2008,











The only big Real Madrid guy in their squad back then was Sergio Ramos!












Everybody back then was from Barca!












When you forgot history, you just repeated it!

Adultery and fornication , drinking beer wine and alcohol are amongst the major causes of poverty.









The most predominant ways of life in Germany is getting drunk and not working.






Their women sometimes even work more than their men.



Asides Volkswagen and mercedes benz what other product are made in Germany









Heaven doesn't support lazy men!

Any good thing from Nigeria no dey happy for America eye












E go just dey do them make all the talents and natural resources be situated in their con3!












F*ck America!

America will be praying for his downfall by now











I pray Almighty God be with him and strengthen him! Amin!

Na momo mtn want use to scam us.











Even if you buy data and download their app












Have you forget say then no get NETWORK!

AI Overview


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Slow downloads on your phone are usually caused by a poor network signal, network congestion during peak hours, or low internal storage slowing down file processing. Other culprits include background app updates, VPN interference, or a temporary software glitch.

Avast
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Try these quick fixes to boost your speed:
Restart Your Phone: A simple reboot clears the system RAM and stops lagging background processes.
Toggle Airplane Mode: Turn Airplane Mode on for 10 seconds, then off again to force your phone to reconnect to the strongest cell tower or Wi-Fi network.
Check Your Storage: If your phone's storage is almost full, downloads will stall or slow down significantly. Go to your device's Settings > Storage to free up space.
Disable VPNs: Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) securely route your traffic but often severely limit your download speeds. Turn them off to test.
Clear the Cache: If you are downloading from an app store (like Google Play or Apple App Store), clear that specific app's cache in your settings.

Thank God, thieves in my area have stolen my voters card.










And even if I recollect it, the place I registered is very far from where I am living now.












I love Nigerian lawmakers, democracy is the govt of some people by some people for only themselves!












Hahahaha












God Bless Nigeria!

Buy container that has a lid or air tight cover








Store all your food stuffs inside it!

Don't allow those rodents to touch them!

Shrew!











They get poison!

What do you think guys?








I just saw this on Social Media




Don't spoil the fun!











Happy Sallah in Advance

The size and shape of a woman's buttocks are primarily determined by genetics, hormones (like estrogen), and fat distribution. While body types vary widely across Africa, a curvier silhouette is common in many African populations due to natural biological and cultural factors.

Wikipedia
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1. Genetics and Ancestry
Body fat distribution is highly genetic. Many populations indigenous to Sub-Saharan Africa have a genetic predisposition to store subcutaneous fat (the healthy fat just under the skin) in the lower body—specifically the hips, thighs, and buttocks.

Wikipedia
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2. Hormonal Fat Distribution
Estrogen naturally directs the female body to store adipose tissue (fat) in the gluteal and femoral regions. In many African women, this hormonal pattern is pronounced, prioritizing fat storage in the buttocks rather than the abdomen. This is a normal physiological trait.

Wikipedia
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3. Evolutionary Adaptation
From an evolutionary biology perspective, storing fat in the lower body is beneficial. Historically, this stored energy served as a reserve for periods of food scarcity or to support the high caloric demands of pregnancy and lactation, ensuring survival.
4. Cultural Beauty Standards
Curves have historically been celebrated as a sign of beauty, health, and prosperity in many African cultures. Because being well-endowed is appreciated as a traditional sign of femininity, these features are highly valued within these societies.

Reddit
·r/blackladies
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5. Diet and Active Lifestyles
Traditional African diets, often rich in complex carbohydrates and healthy natural fats, combined with active lifestyles, contribute to muscle development (like the gluteus maximus) and healthy body composition

Is it sure for Mr Teenubu in the next election like this?

Nothing wrong in women toasting a man












Many of them think it as if the man will think they are a pros.titute but












On the other side, who pays the bills?

Kvarsshkelia












The name self no fine!

Height of deceit for you to think that it is only Islamic countries or only Muslims that are terrorists!












Don't let us and Israel deceive you after bombing and killing innocent people in Gaza, Iraq, libya and Afghanistan.











They will still come and tell us that It is osama bin laden that bombed the world trade center,

Nairaland, lol











Hope the mod will not ban me for laughing










Only thing they do here is ban people!












Can laptops come out of Nairaland?

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Discontentment in women often stems from a combination of high, often unattainable, expectations—such as the pressure to "have it all" (career, family, and home)—along with emotional exhaustion, lack of support, and poor communication in relationships. Despite increased opportunities, modern women are often less happy, balancing rising anxiety with diminished romantic or life satisfaction.

Facebook
·Funke Felix-Adejumo Relationship/Marriage Tips
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Key factors contributing to this dissatisfaction include:
Unmet Emotional Needs: Women often experience reduced satisfaction when feeling unheard, disregarded, or when their "safe place" in a relationship is eroded by dishonesty, betrayal, or lack of appreciation.
Overwhelming Roles: The societal expectation to juggle professional success with primary nurturing and domestic duties often leads to exhaustion and a feeling of being under-appreciated.
The Perfection Paradox: A constant drive to perfect their homes, children, or careers can cause persistent discontent, as realities rarely match idealized standards.
"The Paradox of Declining Female Happiness": Studies show that over the past 50 years, women’s happiness has decreased despite rising empowerment, partially because the pace of change has not met high expectations and increased responsibilities in the workplace now mirror those that have historically made men unhappy.
Lack of Emotional Safety: A woman's lack of contentment in a relationship often indicates that she feels her emotional, rather than just physical, safety is not being prioritized by her partner.

Freakonomics
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While some views highlight internal factors or high expectations, others point to external societal pressures and inadequate relationship dynamics as the primary causes of reduced satisfaction

Read today's Punch Newspapers












What do you think guys?












Is this a good one or is it very bad?












Could remember back then in those days, the best guys goes to Study medicine, law, and Accounting in the universities, the second best goes to Polytechnics while the last ones goes to Monotechnica and colleges of education!








It's seems we are now seeing some good changes!
https://punchng.com/just-in-education-agriculture-candidates-now-exempted-from-utme-says-jamb/#google_vignette

This one doe not know what he is saying












Do you think Tinubu listens to anybody save himself?












That one that doesn't listen to advice












Unless you threaten to kill him or someone close to him












He can't listen to anyone












Don't forget he is a cabal, capone and state leader in Lagos before he switched to Aso rock Abuja, he was once a senator before doing eight years governor and party chairman,












You need to have something dirty, very very dirty on him












The one he ought to mention are
Vice president, Shettima,
Former Efcc chair, Nuhu Ribadu,

Lagos State Governor, Sanwo


And so on


But this your write up is cheeky!

Their country self is still being ruled and controlled by Whites!










What else do you expect from them












Whites are killing blacks












Blacks too aren't friendly to each other!












Fish dey eat fish inside the water!

Some no get food to eat











Some are thinking about a part of the body that does no function than to sit on it and use it to pupu!












God is Great!

Lol,










Exam bodies have syllabuses they follow. And they revise them four to five years frequently,
It is the Ministry of Education that provides them with it.
Those topics were what avails in the recommended textbooks by the government.
Some topics have been stale, while some have been expunged, or replaced by a new one!

If you are familiar with teaching, you will observe teachers writing lesson note Everytime, they will be checking their Scheme of Work and Lesson Notes or lesson plans to match before entering the classrooms!


Topics like
Satellites, Drones, and Digital Divide are hot trends!

Accident victim Rescue, First Aid etc








The world is evolving

Don't be left behind!

At a filling station this morning, they were selling at N1100.
Let's assume USA and Iran broker peace.












Will Nigerian Petrol Marketer douse down their retail prices?

The number you have dialled is not reachable at the moment .










Please try again later!












Thank you!

As if there are no indigenous terrorists too in USA.










It is only Nigeria that have terrorists!












M.umu America!

Those in history books left good stories for us to read about them.









Let Trump too write a good story!

na wa oh