₦airaland Forum

AwkaetitiBabe:
Women love d Americana sha

You hate Americana?

They are lucky.
Shayo + Panic=

Ike and Omoshola

E don set

Silence when angry has done a lot of good to people.

Rextizz:
See this fool, don't get something positive doing for yourself, be there watching a stupid show that won't add anything to your life.

Hwfr with this babe wey you don dey beg for number for the past years, she don gree?

This one is crying to garner sympathy from fans.

Rextizz:
Lazy Nigerian youths, this is why this country is in shambles.

Your papa wey don dey clock 95 years now, wetin he don do for Naija?

iamJ:
Why is tasha asking everybody

How was it?

When them nominate her tomorrow she go humble


Arrogant goat

Simply because she's dumb.

Just like those itiboribo wey dey always stand for door during defense day in school dey ask you how e take go.

ibkayee:
Gedoni is sexy to look at

Threebear reading this,be like.

MrJaay:
As in ehh..that grandma is just clueless

Grandpa, you mean, because I only saw a man left the diary room now.

If you get evicted, what will you do?


And she's blabbing.

Just 2 days and I will have to be going through 100+ pages to be updated here.

Somebody should help summarize please.

Cc Safarigirl Ibkayee

Just 2 days and I will have to be going through 100+ pages to be updated here.
Somebody should help summarize please.
Cc Safarigirl

DrakeBlend:
Not my fault that you lack a sense of humour

Hahahahaa

DrakeBlend:
Mike has been jumping na... Jumping from one conversation to another with the ladies, and bringing out the accents dey never knew they had

So this is what "High Jumping" is all about.

Kai! And I thought you were smarter than Tasha.

Threebear:
This Tuolu is falling hand o .
He said he's a stripper and five days in no azz or gbola on display .
I didn't sign up for this .

Wetin you wan use your fellow man gbola do?

Mike wey say he be high jumper, how many times he don jump there?

77up:
chai kill joy nigga , you cant even allow ma nigga to shine small



Some one can not copy in peace again

Did I not tell you? Na those kind person wey dey get orgasm in bringing people down in public.

He even edited the comment the more just to form savage.

Call am itiboribo now, he go post Chukwuma Ciroma Adekunle result all over the place.

Now the problem is accent . Like it's something new.

As a guy, the accent you'll use in talking to an agbero can never be the same when chyking a babe. Same with women, the accent you'll use in pricing vegetable with a market woman can never be the same when asking any security guard the road to their toilet.

Make una calm down, forming is normal with humans, it all depends on who we are conversing with.

XML33:
I don't have my WAEC result but I have the result of my first year at a university where I offered chemistry as a course. As you can see I passed all my chemistry courses.

I understand all the basic crap Chloroform wrote. It's you guys who know nothing about chemical reactions that are bambozzled by secondary school equations.

I chose Chloroform because, i’ve always found the chemistry of Chloroform interesting, and i wanted to “Debunk” the common misconceptions about Chloroform, like the way you just did.
The main two components in Chloroform are
methane and chlorine.
Methane, which is Tetrahydrocarbon by scientific terms has the Formula of CH 4 . Methane is the simplest alkane, and is the main component in natural gas.
Chlorine, has no common name, and has the atomic symbol as Cl
Chlorine is the “backbone” of most salts and some minerals (I.e. Sylvite [KCl])
Chloroform by itself has a chemical compound of CHCl 3.
Chemistry takes role in making and refining Chloroform.
First they initially combine Methane and Chlorine (CH 4 + Cl 2 → CH 3 Cl + HCl), they break down or remove the Hydrochloric acid then they again combine the new compound with chlorine (CH 3 Cl + Cl 2 → CH2Cl2 + HCl), and again break down or remove yet more Hydrochloric acid.
They once more, combine the new compound with chlorine (CH 2 Cl 2 + Cl 2 → CHCl 3 + HCl) and once more break down or remove the Hydrochloric acid in most case chloroform goes under one more stage of cloronation (CHCl 3 + Cl 2 → CCl 4 + HCl) which they then distill to collect four different chloromethanes. chloromethane, dichloromethane, chloroform, and carbon tetrachloride.

Eeghe:
Your post “feels” like a ray of golden yellow sun

Hello BLACK-KPEKUS , good to see you
I dont understand the Yoruba, but it still made me laugh
Also hello oshe11, very good to see you too

I hate lies!

77up:
The guy simply killed him with break down of what he know best , guy man take style avoid him



I hate it when people act as if they know it all .

You dey mind am?

Na those kind people wey go dey ask people unnecessary questions in public just to embarrass them.

Just take at a look at his moniker, XML33....Be like STD name.

XML33:
You know nothing about my academic qualifications so shat ya trap. I'm conversant with halogen reactions especially the very reactive ones like chlorine which is the substrate of chloroform. The point is there are way more interesting chemicals than chloroform especially among the organic chemicals, and posting some basic crap about the formation of chloroform that any SS2 science student knows by heart as proof doesn't convince me as being the reason for him using it as his moniker.

Show us your WAEC result or you shut up!

Mike's fan are nowhere to be found after Omoshola succeeded in making Bbnaija viewers happy tonight.

They think it's by screaming wara mi, wara mua!

XML33:
Quote me when you are ready to be honest about why you chose Chloroform as your moniker.

Kukuma tell am say you no understand wetin em type make he explain.

Itiboribo!

If na feminism and HOH argument now, you go dey vibrate dey type epistle upandan like person wey em IQ no reach flashing credit.

Look at them arguing unnecessarily about slangs.

Who slangs epp? Efe wey carry slangs for head, where slangs carry am go after the show.

Mike is a Nigerian!

Abi una want make he dey shout shuoo! Shuoo! Upandan there just to be seen as a Nigerian.

After BbNaija, WHAT NEXT? That's the question.

Every dick and harry be telling their audition story all to make us believe that they are there on merit.

Munzy14:
You want to attract likes.
who told u if u are chopping lekpa yoni, u will be hitting bone?.

Guy, calm down. I know say you dey crush for the lekpa lady, but have it mind that slim is different from lekpa.

Stephlena:
Hmmm...and I still wonder why these slim girls are trooping, spending millions to get that thick body.

the billionaires are thrusting into their slim wives but their minds and spirit is meditating on Evelyn's thick booty,they saw rolling like Michelin tyres earlier on.

Be it rapist,Igbo smokers, classy men..every man loves to feel the fleshy and full presence of a woman on him.

I don't know what u were discussing,with the guy at first, but u should know everybody has a choice..some men want to feel straight express road body. some prefer fleshy gallops.

Babe, I don't know if you are thick or slim, but I just have to applaud you for being sincere and honest with the truth.

Leave that one, na low self esteem dey worry am.

Imagine saying that she's yet to see a rich man with a fleshy lady, all because she want to cover her lekpa self in shame.

I still dey reason why a man go suffer to make it in life just to marry a bonga fish looking lady wey he go dey fvck, em blokoz go dey hit bone, dey sound kyn! Kyn! Kyn! Like stainless plate.

dominique:
True, even when Nina's instagram account got hacked and[b] the hacker demanded for 500k. She couldn't pay it it was her fans that contributed the money. [/b]These celebs are not as wealthy as a lot of people are made to believe.

Una funny gan!

The way una dey take reason sometimes dey off me! So because she didn't pay a criminal 500k for her Instagram account, that means she isn't rich?


Tell me, why will a reasonable person pay a stranger 500k just for Instagram account?

She dey pluck the money for tree? Even the fans that contributed are dumb and dimwitted.

Threebear:
Another beautiful morning to be up and thankful .
Good morning team Mike .

I hope you've not been masturbating with Mike's pictures, because I'm too sure you have his blokoz pictures.