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Politics / Re: The List Of Top 20 Most Corrupt Nigerians (dead/alive) by brutalkhleo(f): 12:56pm On Oct 13, 2015
let us hear word abeg.... people will always complain, so you guys are saying that when you are in power you won't embezzle money...embezzling is not the issue, the issue is not doing anything while embezzling e.g Jonathan and p mama and her excellency ogbonge wahala

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Health / Re: #nobraday: 13th Of October by brutalkhleo(f): 12:47pm On Oct 13, 2015
khalebzy:
is this wan mad ni? wahz he saying undecided
lol
Health / Re: #nobraday: 13th Of October by brutalkhleo(f): 12:45pm On Oct 13, 2015
neocortex:


Are you related to Buratanshi , our chief of army staff ?
are you scared ?
Health / Re: #nobraday: 13th Of October by brutalkhleo(f): 10:34am On Oct 13, 2015
teadrake:

Madam?Are you not partaking in the celebration of today's?
you can come and confirm youself
Health / Re: #nobraday: 13th Of October by brutalkhleo(f): 10:00am On Oct 13, 2015
whatever

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TV/Movies / Re: Amazing Real People Who Look Like Cartoons by brutalkhleo(f): 12:08am On Oct 13, 2015
I watch all movies and cartoon as long as it makes sense and it is not boring
Education / Re: Nuc Should Save Us From Unilorin After 10 Years Of Pain And Death by brutalkhleo(f): 4:05pm On Oct 11, 2015
this is brutal
TV/Movies / Re: Amazing Real People Who Look Like Cartoons by brutalkhleo(f): 3:22pm On Oct 11, 2015
DeHero1:

That's Barbie
nice one

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Literature / Re: One Night Stand by brutalkhleo(f): 3:19pm On Oct 11, 2015
Nawtiblayse:

must you quote everything smh
how is that affecting your life.... as far as I know the internet is not complaining

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Literature / Re: One Night Stand by brutalkhleo(f): 3:16pm On Oct 11, 2015
boyo123:
lolz 23rd
friday cheesy
boyo123:
lolz 23rd
friday....good reason to come to school early
Literature / Re: One Night Stand by brutalkhleo(f): 3:07pm On Oct 11, 2015
boyo123:
yes o.just graduated sis although am presently waiting for my convocation .
when is yours? we must not be left out
Literature / Re: One Night Stand by brutalkhleo(f): 2:02pm On Oct 11, 2015
aolumaxi:
see suspense..... dis would make a nice movie really.. kudos
or even a novel
Literature / Re: One Night Stand by brutalkhleo(f): 1:57pm On Oct 11, 2015
boyo123:
I turned back to look at the woman and said sorry did you just called my, “ tunji its me joy, unilorin, oke –odo remember? ” she cuts in.”oh my God I can’t believe it’s you joy “  she smiled and said yes  its me o,its just sad we have to meet again like this” common forget it jare,that one done pass,” omo you done change o” was the next thing  I said. “Yes o”  you too but I was still able to recognize you sha. Wow its nice seeing you again o, she said” I really appreciate your help  today am really greatful “, “oh joy please stop saying that now” I have a restaurant on the next street although I can see you are just coming from work but how be glad if you at least go with me so I can fix you something to eat, or madam is waiting at home, she teased “ I smiled back and said” madam ke “  I never get madam o. ok that leave you with no excuse than to go with me now.i smiled and said ok “  ok no problem”  . Now at the restaurant with a plate of rice and plantain with chicken lap” it’s my favorite I said to her, am not surprised sha most people have rice as their favorite she said from across the table were she is sited, so hope you are keeping in touch with your friends back then in school I said, no not really just a few of them , like ope you remember her ? absent mindedly I said yes because I was still enjoying the food, I was at her wedding last year ,men that girls father  is loaded o.if you see her wedding ehn,” wait ,wait first you know  opeyemi ?,  na wa for you  o so you have forgotten so fast , have you forgotten that she was once my roommate at the school hostel, since then we have been good friends, I pretended not to know anytin so I could get more gist from her so I said “ I heard she now has a son self”  “oh Benjamin, she had him while in school, then I said  “are you serious?”  then she said “ she got pregnant  and had to leave school when she became very sick, she never came back till we graduated although she later went back to complete her program after we left” heya “ so who was the guy she got pregnant for ?  “I don’t know o she said she got raped by a guy”. I opened my mouth and couldn’t close it .i was so lost in thought that  I didn’t hear everything she said after that “ ehn ehn I knew it! no wonder she’s so mad at me , no wonder she threatened or she’s dealing  with me, Oh my God so Benjamin is my son” a tap on my plate brought me back to reality “is anything wrong tunji  look you have spilled the drink on your suit” “ oh ehm am ok dear just that when I eat too much rice I usually have this  stomach upset” haaa pele dear  she said. You know what joy I really appreciate the food am very greatful I gave her  my phone so she could input her phone number ,  then she said “ I should be thanking you instead for saving me today” . you know what I have to rush home now I have am important meeting to attend tomorrow morning and I have to prepare for it, don’t worry i will give you a call , she said ok and hugged me as I stood up to leave.  
unilorin of life...
like seriously you graduated from Ilorin?...
if so I need you to be my mentor.
Romance / Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by brutalkhleo(f): 12:51pm On Oct 11, 2015
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
too much nollywood home videos

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TV/Movies / Re: Amazing Real People Who Look Like Cartoons by brutalkhleo(f): 12:31pm On Oct 11, 2015
where is barbie?

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