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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 11, 2015
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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by deyemia: 8:28am On Oct 11, 2015
hello bae, can I pour san san in your garri?

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Sveen: 9:32am On Oct 11, 2015
You don't request for sex, you initiate it.

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Liamm(m): 9:37am On Oct 11, 2015
mikolo80:
yoU killed it with joe music
You my friend are a badt guy
please what is Joe music? undecided

Thanks
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by odaniel1(m): 10:01am On Oct 11, 2015
olowookerekemi:
lemme grease ur engine its gttn rust

Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works! grin
olowookerekemi:
lemme grease ur engine its gttn rust

Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works!

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Kingsley1000(m): 10:43am On Oct 11, 2015
Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11
chai grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Kingsley1000(m): 10:50am On Oct 11, 2015
deyemia:
hello bae, can I pour san san in your garri?
no can i put some diesel in your engine lol

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by android1: 10:51am On Oct 11, 2015
Currently, The coolest way to ask for sex politely is to tell her " Let's Netflix and Chill" grin grin [color=#990000][/color]

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by mygee2(m): 11:44am On Oct 11, 2015
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
the naked mad from yhe play book ut cahances of getting laid from these is 2 to 3
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 11:54am On Oct 11, 2015
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
..we that are living near sambisa forest and dont have access to all those nko? I guess we have to sip some cold nunu then play her a local guitar.

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by olowookerekemi(f): 12:37pm On Oct 11, 2015
odaniel1:


Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works! grin

Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works!
Lmao
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by BascoVanVeli(m): 12:46pm On Oct 11, 2015
Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

This guy na baaad guy.

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by brutalkhleo(f): 12:51pm On Oct 11, 2015
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
too much nollywood home videos

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Bernoulli01(m): 12:57pm On Oct 11, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:
simply say,
"Come le†s fuçk ourselvs" simple...
this one is not simple at all

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Bernoulli01(m): 12:58pm On Oct 11, 2015
brutalkhleo:
too much nollywood home videos
as If you know already
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 1:09pm On Oct 11, 2015
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow grin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by klexycole(m): 1:19pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mzdivacious:
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow grin
BURSTED!!!
gringringringrin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mzdivacious:
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow grin
i told him to get her in the mood and everything will flow naturally and he still asked how do i get her in the mood? and i cant explain, the questions are endless so i brought him here. And for the record am not a kid so stop bitching like the bitch you are
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Kingsley1000(m): 1:31pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mzdivacious:
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow grin
aunty oya help him out,you're a woman .....you're in better position to know

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by OlufemiWhit(m): 1:40pm On Oct 11, 2015
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
lmao....
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Vinshu(f): 1:41pm On Oct 11, 2015
Just say "Let's Bleep like it's our last"

No more questions.. knacking starts
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by kingsilly(m): 1:45pm On Oct 11, 2015
Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

Bros I try this one ooo, patient build up before the 3rd time she don break up..
Whew...disheartening
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by jornie(m): 1:45pm On Oct 11, 2015
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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 1:45pm On Oct 11, 2015
Jonathan2787:
i told him to get her in the mood and everything will flow naturally and he still asked how do i get her in the mood? and i cant explain, the questions are endless so i brought him here. And for the record am not a kid so stop bitching like the bitch you are
NASO.we believe u...btw whats a dam??...damsel?grin that better be it...the obvious way to get someone in d mood is to kiss n touch na!its not exactly rocket science
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by jornie(m): 1:49pm On Oct 11, 2015
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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 1:55pm On Oct 11, 2015
Kingsley1000:
aunty oya help him out,you're a woman .....you're in better position to know
wetin concern me...but i know the guys that turn me on wudnt ask for anything.they just go right ahead.even when i try to resist..think of it does it make sense for anyone to be asking for moveswhen even u are erect n alone with a girl u like.the "moves" will flow naturally to ur head like water.unless ur a kidgrin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Kingsley1000(m): 2:03pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mzdivacious:
wetin concern me...but i know the guys that turn me on wudnt ask for anything.they just go right ahead.even when i try to resist..think of it does it make sense for anyone to be asking for moveswhen even u are erect n alone with a girl u like.the "moves" will flow naturally to ur head like water.unless ur a kidgrin
you're right....perhaps op is a virgin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by jornie(m): 2:19pm On Oct 11, 2015
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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 2:28pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mzdivacious:
NASO.we believe u...btw whats a dam??...damsel?grin that better be it...the obvious way to get someone in d mood is to kiss n touch na!its not exactly rocket science
oh dont flatter yourself i wrote b.it.ch and nairaland changed it to dam and btw i dont care about your opinion i just wanna get down with you since you know so much of bleeping
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 11, 2015
[quote author=jornie post=38879085][/quote]lol kingsley thats a funny assertion
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by jornie(m): 2:51pm On Oct 11, 2015
Jonathan2787:
lol kingsley thats a funny assertion
that's his name...

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