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donroxy:
U better check yasef against KoloKracy ! .... Everything on NL is clickable morafucqer until d admin advised otherwise !!

Lol, denial is all i see
Suck it up, you don set!

Welcome, take a queue, you are among Nigeria's greatest olodo and amebor!

Despite the warnings, you still clicked and put your fone at great risk!??! Come to think of it, you dont deserve that fone.

Na so you go go chook eyes when dem shout fire!! Fire!! outside

Gerrout! Olodo

Next!!
Pele, hope u smiled small? Mission accomplished then

One seriously hot kiss from my fair-skinned crush when i was in my early 20s. Nothing has ever come close since! Not even ANYTHING sef i swEar down Wow yeeee!
There is heaven on earth o! That is the closest i have ever get to the feeling of magic! Its just...HAWT!! My God!!!

FVCK THIS! I am going to drink some cold water and rest! SHIIIT! I AM GOING!

easystudy101:
true talk

Na France i wan go. All my friends are there. Any shance?

. Satire at its best!

Kwaaa! 'Postponement' if i hear?!
Last time a major incident as the Chibok abductions happened, the presido was pictured dancing skelewu on the same day at one event in one state like that.

Mayb BH thinks he will like to dance shoki on his Lagos visit too

Another gratefully blind Jonathan e-sheep. You guys are an embarrassment! Everywhere you go, you had to go there and mess things up. Overstaying your welcome and irritating your host! Soon you will claim you are the one that helped Seun set up Nairaland and that it might as well belong to una.
You scream and abuse your host yet the owner of this site who gave u a platform to talk in the first place has never booted you out before for the enormous stu.pidity you displayed on here! His site! Do you see the huge hypocrisy that personifies your existence? Chai!!
Breaking news bros: your clannish behaviours here on this site is a microcosm of your 'Lagos-belongs-to-us-too-mentality' on the state level

Apologies to the good ones. Its just that some of your uncouth brothers brings out the worst in us sometimes!

shizzleStar:
SHUT UP!

You have being jumping up and down this thread like an overfed Cameroonian frog in your vain attempt to to tag your paymaster fashole as an enigma per excellence who every other state govt should model after, forgetting that the huge IGR is made possible by the multitude of Nigerians that reside and do business in lagos while paying their taxes diligently, your veiled attempt to pass off the success as a yoruba achievement is a failed one.

Stop littering the thread with our clannish and over-bloated ego filled comments, as you can only fool the gullible with your epistles and deceptive sermons. Every sane mind knows Lagos is our commonwealth, so there is nothing extra-ordinary in lagos having a very huge IGR, so get off your high horse and stop the hyping and display of arrogance of intelectual superiority associated with you and your ilks

Now tell us, should every government also embark on 'deportation' of law abiding Nigerians from the domiciled states?

Thanks Patriot, as you may well have guessed correctly, some people will die gratefully-blind alongside their inept POS leader who is unbelievably useless! Unbelievable!

OAUTemitayo:
I think you need to put aside your penchancy for hypocrisy and bare-facet lying.
If you have not jumped to the fray with your irritating ignorance you would have been able to decipher between REVENUE RECEIVED and REVENUE GENERATED.
The OP was talking about internally generated income not statutory allocation from the federation

A$$-wipe, go and collect back your own part of the loot and resume back to your e-ratty missions on their behalf in the morning.

By the way, your vigorous defence of the epitome of failure has outed you. If you plan to be one of them someday, may you choke on the national cake!

Built2last:
You are very poor in comprehension apparently.

He asked two questions in his tweet and you have twisted it to fan your hatred.

Hatred kills...wake up, stop breathing through your an.us

PoorGovernment e-rat detected. U blind, you no see him tweet ni?

Built2last:
@ op, your heading is misleading and it shows the mischief you carry

While lamenting the insults politicians like himself receives daily from frustrated twitter users, Mr Muazu posits and disagreed at the same time that the reason we curse them so hard (and to the core) is that we are hiding under the tag "children of anger"!

Wait o, does it mean that our anger are totally unjustified and we should be grateful to them for their uselessness instead?

Actually, he is way off the mark - Nigerians born in this generations are actually children of fury, blinding rage and frustration!

While lamenting the insults politicians like himself receives daily from frustrated twitter users, Mr Muazu posits and disagreed at the same time that the reason we curse them so hard (and to the core) is that we are hiding under the tag "children of anger"!

Wait o, does it mean that our anger are totally unjustified and we should be grateful to them for their usefulness instead?

Actually, he is way off the mark - Nigerians born in this generations are actually children of fury, blinding rage and frustration!

So Nigeria is STILL not at war abi? OK
Am sure say OP too go don see one or two of the errors. Just pray say the two or three erroneous pics no become our own.
I don taya to dey fight for the op, make he come defend his post

odehme:
op y not post this pix with a title that is meant to serve as a lesson. u are misleading people and painting your country bad cos most of this pix are not from Nigeria. For example the pix of the young boy about to stab the old man not wearing any cloth is from Central African Republic. People will now think Nigeria is at war.

lOl, see your life now?
Even your supposed e-friends dey side-swipe you and you had to beg him again to reconsider
Guy, u no get life abeg! Go get one!

cirmuell:
easy tiger, we are on the same boat. The guy I tag in that quote attacked me when i make the same correction.

I'm simply telling the troll to learn from you.

Saamu, you are still on top of my matter
Chai, how many other posters will u jump on their backs to help your cause against me? Even without sayin anything to you, you still wan die on top of my matter. All this piggy-back sympathy likes you dey fish for, i cant fit oo! Na so fame dey hunger you?

cirmuell:
@Bublanski I hope you're learning, follow this dude's post...hopeless troll.

;DI dey watch match joor, go and find someone else to disturb.

Next time dnt assume every tom on d web thread is a walkover. As in, your legs no go touch ground

#last post

cirmuell:
Quit trolling me...is it too much to ask for?

Lol, oya u won, iz enuff. No goansiddaun or go outside to play

cirmuell:
lol I know you're pained...sorry.

now run along and don't troll me.

Mofo with an internet attitude and a basement bargain gangsta complex . Niqqa be trolling the worldwideweb looking for e-fights and forming e-hardcore . Run along boy, stop nitpicking and end d grammar nazi ish. Post something sensible once in a while and stop looking for thread to derail.

Cheers, Were

Note: dont die after reading this

cirmuell:
What a miserable fellow...Niqqa I can play dirty too but I'll let this pass.

I'm not ready to proof anything to you, I can only let you know that I'm not as dumb as you are, nor as clueless.

The post is riddled with pics he gathered from around the web & presented them as things that happened in Nigeria, Now that's a lie & I refute it as deemed fit.

What you are on about is what baffles me 'cause as at the last check you ain't the Op. Quit being emotional & think straight...Until proven wrong by the Op, I remain on my stance that most of these pics are not 9ja.

Now get the F off my mention and don't bore me with your clueless life.
ODE
#Cheers

And lets hope that that Congo pix doesnt get a Nigerian version come 2015

Litmus post=282 56788:
Mister, some of your images are from Congo

Shut up and open your damn eyes! Provide evidence otherwise or shut the ffuck up and pray violence doesnt reach ur house! Were you born yesterday?? Av u neva seen or read abt political unrest in your country before??

cirmuell:
Op are you out your freaking mind? most of the scenes in these pics are not Nigeria as you make it seems. I no blame you, na the Supermod I blame. mtcheew!

Self-denial is all i see. Just pray for ur lives bros

Drabrah:
Yeah! & som of dem ain't even 9ja sef, abi na wen we start dey paste banners / billboards in french? ?

Why the ffuck is this guy crying? . Who send him to go out amidst the violence

TheUnblinded:
cont

adavize:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2013/dec/17/central-african-republic-violence-photographs-jerome-delay
Some.are Nigeria and others are not

Dude you may be blind, but you cant be this thoroughly blind. I fact-checked, just one single pics out of all is not Nigerian. The article you quote rather stole images from Nigerian riots. Am sure u recognized ur landscape and countrymen

BuddahMonk:
Blind bat and oilysoup brain, didnt you follow the thread and see how things were moving before your ofe brother started making tribal coomment.

Common fu<k from here with your teeth like Ibadam roof

so ıf someone (who mıght be a 10yr old kıd by the way) engaged you ın gıbberısh talk, that gıves u d chance to descend ınto utter droolıng madness abı? contınue.

Ten Logıcal Reasons why Nıgerıa wıll Fell to BH

https://www.nairaland.com/1989475/10-logical-reasons-why-nigeria/1#27889670

BuddahMonk:
Sorry, igboland is not yo-robberland where=

Fulani took Ilorin without firing any arrow and the rest Yorubas converted to Islam while those that ran to Benin Rep are the few remaing Christians now.

Igboland is not yo-robberland where 15 Gambaris shoemakers and suyasellers ransacked a big town like Ore, killed many including a Baale.

Igboland is not a yo-robberland where minority rule majority because the majority are cowards.

Igboland is not yo-robberland where an Awolowo will commit suicide without hearing a gunshot.

1993, Abiola ran to Benin Rep, visitors deserted yorubaland, you saw you cant do any poo, your kings collected money from Abacha and put Abiola neck in the gullotine.

Igboland is not a yo-robberland where the Gambaris will kill a youth a dump his body in Mile2 gutter while yo-robbers beg for peaceful settlement.


Even before Cartoon Riot of 2006 Igbos have been defending their land from any form of external attack, from Onitsha to Abakiliki to Aba Fulanis dont do poo here.

Ask any place in Nigeria the Gambari do as it pleases them and your compass will point to yorubaland.

Boko haram dont even need to worry about yorubaland because when the hardliners in Oyonistan and Osunistan will start their own, Babafemis, Adebolojas, Adebowales still have homebased disciples who are growing like uranium, when they will explode

Hothead, there ıs a reason why you were sent to school. I guess ıts too late to rectıfy whatever the reason ıt was your respectable parents ınvested ın your educatıon. Ethnıc bıgots lıke yourself are usually the type QUICKLY sacrıfıced by relatıves ın order for peace to reıgn. Read the artıcle agaın, ıts has a dıstınctly Nıgerıan content. Except you are bıafran though, ın whıch case, sorry. Contınue.

10 - We are paralysed with fear. All of us Nigerians. Boko Haram does not trigger physical rage in us, only internet rage. We will run if Boko Haram shows up. True, but sad.

9 - Northern Nigeria has the largest combined population. If (when) the North fells to BH, the rest of us is toast.

8[/b] - Sadly, the only other group which harbors no fear of death in the face of danger is MEND. It is a sad fact that Asari Dokubo's boys will likely be the only last bastion of defense for their region when the black flag is been raised in Lagos and Port Harcourt.

[b]7 - We (civilians) do not have ANY training to handle emergency of outside or internal threat. 'ordinary' Switzerland has a compulsory military conscription program for all citizen where everybody (students and fathers and daughters) gets to take home their guns after completing their mandatory military training - (FACT - google it). In Nigeria, you have NYSC where you are trained to climb ropes and roll around in mud. Sorry.

6 - BH is trying to conquer region with the largest population first. Translation: more bodies to force into their terror army.

5 - One of the saddest point - we are not even remotely ready to vote out inept leaders. The truly amazingly sttupid ones among us continues to vote and campaign for crooks who will sell us out in a heartbeat and abandon us to our gruesome fate.

4 - Every single one of our politicians and leaders at the helm of affairs are billionaires. Translation: If Nigeria falls today, it doesnt affect them one bit. They have enough to last them 3 lifetimes. Meaning, they are honestly incapable of caring for you as Nigeria disintegrate all around us. They are secure in the fact that if the shiit hits the fan eventually, they wont be around anyway.

3 - Yahoo Boys in detention and at large, with their well-honed and massively skillful internet dexterity are not been reformed and re-purposed by EFCC to deploy their skills in providing real life counter-terrorist intelligence to our security forces. No motivation there. We believe BH activities is something happening in a far away unfamiliar Nigerian villages.

2 - We are divided by stupidity. We ourselves do not believe in Nigeria because of how bad it has failed us. Consequently, we are not ready or willing to die for the country. We dont see a reason why we should. We do not believe that a local boy in Kano, a street urchin in Bauchi, a pick-pocket rogue in Yobe hates BH as much as we do and will kill one if he had the chance. To us, they are all the same. Actually, we believed that the North is lost already.

1 - None of you reading this has joined the military lately.


Next: Top 50 things you would have lost when you can see Boko Haram's black flag from the corner of your backyard (If you are still alive)

major466:
@Op Just because you are terribly frighten by the mere mention of the word boko haram doesnt mean we all are. It's people like you that help boko haram look invisible. Terrorism is not just about killing people, it's about creating fear to force people lose their free will into submission and it seems you are doing just that for bokoharam.
BTW Boko Haram can never conquer Nigeria.

I think you are the one who is afraid. You do sound frightened. I think that is a good thing, because it will help you appreciate the problem at hand and keep your mind sharpened for any avenue and possibility of conquering this monster. All am saying is just dont let this fear put you in a state of paralysed inertia. Suggest a solution, post something, DO SOMETHING!

gratieao:
@Op Boko Haram can take over your bedroom not my beloved Igboland. Where shall I run to if I can not protect the land my father gave to me?
My dad was a desert commando during civil war and he survived it. You really don't need to bother about us (Igbo)

Yet another bros making arguments out of fear-paralysis.

Dude, get prepared is all I am advocating, I am not a god, the post is not a 'curse'. I repeat, the post is not a curse.
It is just a preview of what WILL happen IF WE DONT PREPARE intelligently. Dont put your fates in the hands of this invisible government!

SamIkenna:
Initially, you said if North falls then the rest of Nigeria is a piece of cake for BH. Now you're saying your from SW. I guess you were referring to SW as a walk-over for BH in your post. If you had narrowed down the 'walk-over' thing to only SW I probably wouldn't have read it much less contributed.

Call it rage or whatever - my point is that the East will not go down with the north. Its plain and simple. All these junk stories on how Nigeria will be taken over by BH should the north falls are false alarms at best. What stops BH from taking over Chad, Cameroon, and Niger? These countries are relatively weaker militarily than Nigeria. The Answer is simple: BH is a northern affair and it will end as such. ISIS, with all its ferocity hasn't taken over any shia or Kurdish towns because there're no buyers of their criminality amongst the Shiites and Kurds.

Get over yourself bro, One country doesn't necessarily equal one destiny.

Ok sire. Peace

SamIkenna:
Bro, speak for your family. My people have no entanglement with Core north except during Abuja's monthly allocation. If and when the north falls it will fall alone.

Take a look at Arab world. They've been convulsing since eternity yet the rest of the world is matching on. Even the small tiny Israel enjoys peace while her Arab neighbors are smoking. You know why? Its because terror only thrives wherever it finds sympathy.

There's no sympathy for terror down south and especially in the East, so if and when your north completely goes up in smoke it'll be just that - smoke.

Boko Haram and her apologists can never take over a sqr inch of Eastern land. The last time their fathers came to East they were lucky to come with the entire Arab world, Soviet union (need I remind you that soviet union was a multi nation block), Britain, Sudan, Egypt, plus 350 ethnic groups in Nigeria - all joined in a hate-filled killing frenzy for 3 years. And even with all that shebang they lost 50,000 soldiers.

Any Easterner that says he's scared of Boko Haram in any hostilities that'll ensue due to a precipitous collapse of the north should be summarily shot and left to the vultures.

Internet rage. I think I got you covered in the very first point in the post. Can you mention any substantive measure your government or you personally has taken to support your confident outlook for your beloved Eastern Land against BH?

Giddy heads and swirling blood in the brain, I feel pity for you though. Fear has a way of making people throw raging insults at others. It is supposed to be a wake-up call, but your rage couldnt quite let you differentiate a sympathizer from a concerned Nigerian. Nigerians have become too soft and one way to get them to sit up is by painting a grim reality of situations they are refusing to confront for them. I am from South West by the way. Hope you are happy now? Peace.

acenazt:
My Man O.p you gave some strong points but I hate pessimistic People. Book Haram Can't Capture The Whole North,Talk more of Lagos and Porthacourt

Unfortunately, my optimism is been heavily doused by the seemingly unchallenged advance of BH in some Northern states, while our army is bn simply walked over everywhere

10 - We are paralysed with fear. All of us Nigerians. Boko Haram does not trigger physical rage in us, only internet rage. We will run if Boko Haram shows up. True, but sad.

9 - Northern Nigeria has the largest combined population. If (when) the North fells to BH, the rest of us is toast.

8[/b] - Sadly, the only other group which harbors no fear of death in the face of danger is MEND. It is a sad fact that Asari Dokubo's boys will likely be the only last bastion of defense for their region when the black flag is been raised in Lagos and Port Harcourt.

[b]7 - We (civilians) do not have ANY training to handle emergency of outside or internal threat. 'ordinary' Switzerland has a compulsory military conscription program for all citizen where everybody (students and fathers and daughters) gets to take home their guns after completing their mandatory military training - (FACT - google it). In Nigeria, you have NYSC where you are trained to climb ropes and roll around in mud. Sorry.

6 - BH is trying to conquer region with the largest population first. Translation: more bodies to force into their terror army.

5 - One of the saddest point - we are not even remotely ready to vote out inept leaders. The truly amazingly sttupid ones among us continues to vote and campaign for crooks who will sell us out in a heartbeat and abandon us to our gruesome fate.

4 - Every single one of our politicians and leaders at the helm of affairs are billionaires. Translation: If Nigeria falls today, it doesnt affect them one bit. They have enough to last them 3 lifetimes. Meaning, they are honestly incapable of caring for you as Nigeria disintegrate all around us. They are secure in the fact that if the shiit hits the fan eventually, they wont be around anyway.

3 - Yahoo Boys in detention and at large, with their well-honed and massively skillful internet dexterity are not been reformed and re-purposed by EFCC to deploy their skills in providing real life counter-terrorist intelligence to our security forces. No motivation there. We believe BH activities is something happening in a far away unfamiliar Nigerian villages.

2 - We are divided by stupidity. We ourselves do not believe in Nigeria because of how bad it has failed us. Consequently, we are not ready or willing to die for the country. We dont see a reason why we should. We do not believe that a local boy in Kano, a street urchin in Bauchi, a pick-pocket rogue in Yobe hates BH as much as we do and will kill one if he had the chance. To us, they are all the same. Actually, we believed that the North is lost already.

1 - None of you reading this has joined the military lately.


Next: Top 50 things you would have lost when you can see Boko Haram's black flag from the corner of your backyard (If you are still alive)