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A little gal askd ha fada.
'how did the human race appear'
the fada ansad' God made Adam an Eve they
had children and so all Mankind was made'
two days later d gal askd ha moda d same
qstn.
The moda ansad "many years ago dier were
Monkeys from which the Human Race
Evolved"
d confusd gal went bck to ha fada and said
'Daddy how is it possible dat u told me
human race was created by God and mommy
said they developed from monkeys?
The father answered "well dear it is very
Simple, i told you the Story of my family, and
your mother told you hers

lwbmn
At work, Okon and
Akpors were chatting:
Okon: Akpors, I have
been attending night
classes for 5 months
now and I have exams
next week.
Akpors: oh!
Okon: For example, do
you know who is
Graham Bell?
Akpors: No
... Okon: He invented the
telephone in 1876; if you
take night courses you
would know this.
The next day, the same
discussion took place:
Okon: Do you know who
Alexander Dumas is?
Akpors: No
Okon: He's the author of
"The 3 Musketeers", if
you take night courses,
you would know this.
The next day, once
again:
Okon: And do you know
who Jean Jacques
Rousseau is?
Akpors: No
Okon: He's the author of
"Confessions", if you
take night courses, you
would know this.
This time, Akpors got
irritated and said: Do
you know who Adewala
Azeeze Saremekun is?
Okon: No
Akpors: He is your
neighbour, screwing
your wife since five
months ago. If you stop
taking night courses,
you would know this...
watcha say

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Ayatullah: [b][/b]What has T.B. Joshua got to do with this? We have a lot of aged African leaders lined up to meet their creator, so why count on this TUBERCULOSIS JOSHUA who is simply gambling, if he is worth his salt he should make his so-called prediction to actually naming names and exact dates. Please stop looking forward to a Tuberculocious Prediction.

Ayatullah: [b][/b]What has T.B. Joshua got to do with this? We have a lot of aged African leaders lined up to meet their creator, so why count on this TUBERCULOSIS JOSHUA who is simply gambling, if he is worth his salt he should make his so-called prediction to actually naming names and exact dates. Please stop looking forward to a Tuberculocious Prediction.

where u come from sef