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ajos: see dis adamu. wetin bring my life inside dis football fun...?abi e dey pain u kagawo...e dey pain u kagawo....pain u kagawo by sample.no be chelsea comot una even d useless player torres dribble valdes score goal to send barca out...even carry d cup....shut up and be ready to pack out....

sorry bro.so who's packing now?hater,take heart okay?

ajos: kill barca...finish dis spanish morons.....finish 'em....hahaha don't mek me laugh....brutality
like this if u wan't barca been brutally destroyed,wit heavy upper cut......boooooom
barca sucks....i go cover my nose dey watch match....damn irritatin

enemy of progress.you always like people failing.what did barca do to you that you hate them this much.m sure dey don waya ur team b4.dats why ure crying.better get a life.hating them won't make you richer.work hard so u can become something in life.

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A Japanese jeweller has created a pure gold sculpture of Lionel Messi's foot, but is unable to sell it in Japan.

Ginza Tanaka has produced a 3.5 million-pound gold sculpture of Messi's left foot in tribute to the Argentine forward's four-consecutive FIFA Ballon d'Or awards as the best player in the world.

But Naoto Mizuki of Ginza Tanaka has conceded it has been hard to find a buyer for the golden replica of the source of so many of Messi's goals.

"As you can see, this is an exact replica of Mr Lionel Messi's left foot," Mizuki said.

"We call it the golden foot and it will cost you 5.25 million US Dollars.

"It's a little expensive but it's meant for wealthy people around the world.

"We tried to sell it to a Japanese audience but maybe people from all over the world will be interested in this."

Ginza Tanaka has also produced Messi's golden footprint, which costs 63,000 pounds, as well as a mini version of the golden foot; worth 28,000 pounds.


http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/world/news-display/Messi's-golden-foot-a-tough-sell/62487

Ha!sounds lyk new development,bt ow lng wld dat take them to refund,nd change d administratn..nd witot dat,se dy wnt start exam?

You must be crazy.the size of that head is bigger than a new born baby.rubbish

Transformation tor badt.that's the power of money

Thanx richiez 4 d info..

mayoksudo: Some UNIABUJA Students To Be Transferred To Other Universities – FG
Mar 5, 2013

 

The Federal Government has announced that is making moves to relocate Engineering students of the University of Abuja to other universities.

The Faculty of Engineering is among the Universities programmes that are yet to get accreditation from the Nigeria Universities Commission and its students have been involved in several protests in recent times, aimed at rectifying their situation.

Minister of education Professor Ruqayyatu Ahmed said today that the universities where the students are to be re-absorbed have already been identified. She said this would pave way for the Engineering programme to gain fresh accreditation.

@mayk se na only d engnr studnt dy wan transfr? Thanx richiez 4 d info..

buccal: I've bin wonderin, is it dat d med,vet med nd agric studnts aint in dia final yr yet or dy r owkay wf dia partial accreditatn to c dm tru?lyk dy seems to b peaceful

richez,mrpresdo or tryx plz i nid u to ans dz ?

A prophet, Samson Egbeola, is now in prison
custody at Kirikiri after he was arraigned in court
for allegedly engaging in sex with a house wife,
Mrs Franca Michael, in order to prepare love potion
for her.
The incident happened at Egan, Lagos State,
southwest Nigeria.
The mother of two kids alleged that Prophet
Egbeola engaged her in marathon sex for several
weeks under false pretence.
Thereafter he shaved her pubic and armpit hairs,
cut her nails and mixed them with other things
which he gave her to use to prepare meal for her
husband so that her husband would love her.
She confessed that she used the concoction to cook
vegetable soup which her husband ate, yet the love
potion did not work on her husband as the prophet
promised her.
Franca said instead of her husband to love her
more, he hated her and even left their home.
The 40-year old prophet Egbeola was arraigned
before Ejigbo Magistrate’s court, Lagos for
conduct likely to cause breach of public peace,
obtaining sexual intercourse under false pretence
and preparation of fetish charms under the
Criminal Code Laws of Lagos State.
The 26-year old Franca from Ogwashi- Ukwu in
Delta State is married to Michael from Bayelsa
State in south south Nigeria.
Prophet Egbeola who is married and has four
children, is from Ogun State, southwest Nigeria.
According to Franca, she was introduced to
Egbeola by her friend when she suspected that her
husband had another woman.
She narrated that her friend took her to the
prophet’s house at 16, Akewusola street, Egan,
Lagos where he also uses as church.
She told the prophet that her husband, Michael, no
longer loved her as before because he was
sleeping outside his matrimonial home.
During the counselling, the prophet told her that
her marriage was in danger and would soon
collapse.
He told her that he saw another woman taking
over her husband and to prevent that from
happening, there was need for serious prayers and
he would prepare some potion she would use on
her husband.
According to the woman, Egbeola told her that she
would pay N30,000 and such prayers involved
having sex with her.
The seemingly desperate woman paid the money
and had sex several times with the prophet.
According to her, “he also inserted candles inside
my private part, shaved hairs from my private
part and armpits, cut my nails which he crushed
and mixed with other concoctions and gave me to
use to cook food for my husband.”
According to her, the prophet also asked her to
bring her husband’s photo which she did and he
used candles and black and red robes and tied
them together and kept it on his altar.
Trouble started after obeying his directive by
sleeping with him and using the concotion as
directed to cook which her husband ate and it did
not work. Rather, the relationship worsened.
It was then she went to her husband and
confessed and pleaded for forgiveness.
According to Michael, he noticed changes in her
behaviour and decided to keep away from her and
started sleeping in the office.
He said he knew that she was up with something
but did not know the extent, and throughout that
period, he was also facing a lot challenges.
When she confessed and narrated what happened,
he knew the prophet had used and defrauded her
and he had to intervene.
He said he has forgiven her.
The matter was reported at Igando police division
and Egbeola was arrested and charged to court.
When Egbeola was contacted, he said that the
woman came to him complaining of her husband
and he assisted and offered her prayers.
He said he was happy and grateful to God that the
prayer worked and they are now living together
again.
He declined to speak on whether having sex with
Franca was part of the prayers to reconcile the
couple.
When Prophet Egbeola was arraigned in court, he
pleaded not guilty.
The presiding Magistrate, Mrs. M. B. Folami
granted him bail in the sum of N250, 000 with two
sureties in like sum.
He was, however, remanded in prison custody at
Kirikiri pending when he fulfils his bail condition.
The matter was adjourned till 3 April, 2013 for
definite hearing.

I've bin wonderin is dat d med,vet med nd agric studnts aint in dia final yr yet or dy r owkay wf dia partial accreditatn to c dm tru?lyk dy seems to b peaceful

Record-breaker ... Chanel Tapper
THIS woman's record is a bit of a mouthful — she's got the longest tongue in the world.
Chanel Tapper, 21, — who has a whopping 9.7cm tongue — has been officially certified by Guinness as having the world's longest licker..



Chanel, from Houston, US, shot to fame aged 13 when she was spotted sticking out her monster tongue in a YouTube video.
In September Guinness invited Chanel to Los Angeles where they measured her tongue and she narrowly beat two other female contenders to the record.

Incredible ... Chanel has the world's longest tongue
Student Chanel said she loves her record-breaking tongue.
She said: “I have always been silly and goofy. I love sticking my tongue out at people
.
“I started doing that back in school. I’ve never had a problem with having a long tongue, it’s just fun.”
Chanel now has set her sights set on Hollywood after finishing her studies.

She said: “I’d love to be in a movie. I’m certainly pretty dramatic, so I think I could have the acting gift.
“Really, I’d love to meet Adam Sandler, he’s my favourite.

This always sound funny to me.sometimes we snap pictures which we really like and cherish and in the space of some years,you look at the picture and you feel like hiding it and it seems very ugly to you,sometimes ago I checked my pictures which I uploaded some years ago on facebook and I was like, was my eye opened when I uploaded this pix.Have ever had this feeling? Share your experience

He looks like a fanpaya(in yoruba)

Bitter truth,ladies shey una dey hear.cool write up.comment to 1st

tjskii: Died wretched(cried buckets) and john Q(drizzle of tears)

someone told me bout this died wretched,I'l make sure I watch it

The guy is a dummy,the police should charge him for stupidity

Plz,will d engr studnt also b writin nau?

I have watched films which got me crying really hard,I bet when u watch this films,even if you don't cry u will get emotional that's if you have a heart.1.sana muna munit,a phillipine film.2.like stars on earth and 3 idiots,an indian film also.let's know the movie which made you cry if u av ever cried.I don't tink I have ever cried to a nigerian or american film though

Rip.why didn't he stay till the end of the match.maybe his hands aint clean too

Abegi wetin b all dz burn burn finx..wen i fink things r beginnin to gt aite..GOD HELP UNIABUJA O

Pls,cn sme1 tel if dia's stil gona b exams 2mr,cos i fink if tis gona hold,d studnts wil knw by nau..

Xo wif d chem lab bin razed dwn,exams aint holdn march 4 again?¿shld we stil op for d best,as in continue to blv things r gona change in uniabuja...wat session r we goin to say dy r in nau?mehn osu mi o

mrpresido3: Yes the school authority have agree wit d engr students be4 the call students 4 d meetin.

fnx 1nce again,u've bin doin a gud wrk hia.thumbs up!

mrpresido3: The new date 4 d exam has been fixed, so now exam will start 4th of march, 2013. The students of uniabj held a meeting yesterday as I told u early.

@mrpres fnx 4 d info bt r dia no oda info we shld b aware of apat frm d exams new date which i pray wnt change again..?s lyk r d engineerin studnts part of d meetin?nd plz watzup wf them?afta d exams wat nxt?nd tis jus studnts meetin,no staf present?

The newspaper he showed to the congregation when he released the statement in february

In the SCOAN service today.prophet tb joshua of the synagogue church of all nations talked more about football today.firstly he talked about nigeria's last nations cup qualifier where they lost to guinea.he said when God showed him the prophecy.he had no option than to tell the church,he said when he told the church,they were not happy about it.he then said he only says what God shows him.he said people should stop saying that why is it only negative prophecies he sees.he said zambia won the last nations cup because God wanted to favour them.thereafter he said after the zambia vs cote d'voire match,didier drogba sent a mail to him and thereafter came to the SCOAN to give his life to christ and said he want s to serve the God he is serving(tb joshua).furthermore he talked about the recent nations cup we won,he said when he asked God about the nations cup,God said he should for three days.then God assured him we are going to win.he said he didn't say it in the service.instead he went to the press and released the statement saying we are going to win the nations cup.he said how can a man Of God make a prophecy without prove and put his church at stake.he made reference to pastors who came out and said nigeria will not win the nations cup.he also said that our youths needs prayer and God's interference because they tend to spread all kind of news.some true,some untrue.that's far I can go.haapy sunday

Chelcy10: In dis yrs JAMB, u wil av 2 chuz d style of exam 2 write, eigther u chuz d CBT system of exam which means ur exam will be computer-based or u chuz d pencil/paper-based sytem, which is dsame as past JAMBs. Now most applicants so far are chuzing the pencil/paper-based system thereby avoiding the Computer Based Test (CBT) cos of many disadvantages like; not being alowd 2 do rough calculations during d exam, or maybe some kinds of posible machine errors (trust Nigerian things na). Dis now rzulted 2 d centres 2be used 4 d pencil/paper-based test 2 get filled up quickly, leaving d centres 4 CBT still much vacant, so, if u & many more can sum up courage 2 chuz d CBT system, I bet u, u will write in any state of ur choice.

lolla156: If u chose CBT (Computer Based Testing) During the registration, all closed states are still open but for Paper and Pencil Testing, Almst all the states are closed for that. they want to force people to use computer. bt for God sake almost half of Nigerians cannot operate it. and even one uses computer, sum pple will die of heart attack, cus u'll see ur f.uck up the next day.

Chelcy10: In dis yrs JAMB, u wil av 2 chuz d style of exam 2 write, eigther u chuz d CBT system of exam which means ur exam will be computer-based or u chuz d pencil/paper-based sytem, which is dsame as past JAMBs. Now most applicants so far are chuzing the pencil/paper-based system thereby avoiding the Computer Based Test (CBT) cos of many disadvantages like; not being alowd 2 do rough calculations during d exam, or maybe some kinds of posible machine errors (trust Nigerian things na). Dis now rzulted 2 d centres 2be used 4 d pencil/paper-based test 2 get filled up quickly, leaving d centres 4 CBT still much vacant, so, if u & many more can sum up courage 2 chuz d CBT system, I bet u, u will write in any state of ur choice.

read dat d senate askd jamb to quit frm operatn d cbt fin dz yr,since dy<jamb> earlier planned to start by 2015 nd d senate also said xo dat dy wld fully prepared 4 t..

daramola.mercy2:
I went to Jamb offic 2day n explained to dem d problem i encountered den dey sed wat i caled problem is nt a problem bcus i av my Jamb admission leta wich is d evidnce n solutn to all n also sed dat had it b dat i avnt printed my Leta den dey wud av called it a problem bt am free frm problem n dat i might nt b able to check my admissn status again mayb bcus dey av blocked it from net bt to evry studnt admitted by Jamb dey wud print both origina n duplicate admi leta of which dey wil av deir copy in Jamb headqrt @ Abuja............... It is Wel.. A day is comng dat i wil say God hs perfected it n evn u@u wl hear about it................................IT SHAL B WEL WITH ME N OUR SKUL UNIABUJA.... u might b wondering wat i mean....

dy tod u dy av blockd d admisn statz for dat wich suppose to b 2012/'013..dat means d 2nd list wnt b tru d jamb site?nd also dat d 2nd list aint out yet,cos mayb d skul wld do dat

tryxe: Plsss ooh when would jamb stop its reg aabeg quick answer,,tanx

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